#tate superstore

[superstorequotes]

Glenn: “Is it true we sell the morning-after pill?”

Tate: “We definitely have the morning-after pill. Yeah, right over there.”

Glenn: “Oh, wow. So prominent.”

Tate: “Yeah.”

Glenn: “Listen, Tate, I would never ask you to sell something that you were not comfortable with. So, if you want to remove them from the pharmacy I will support you.”

Tate: “I love the morning-after pill. I have to keep a couple boxes at my timeshare in Tampa.”

Glenn: “Tampa?”

Tate: “Oh yeah. Women love it there. You know what I mean? Yeah it’s a sick place. It’s only like 12 miles from the beach.”

Glenn: “Ok but, between us, could you just find a reason to take them off the shelf? You know.. um, maybe say that they’re, like, expired?”

Tate: “That would be a lie.”

Glenn: “Tate, do you believe in God?”

Tate: “Yeah, I think there’s a God.”

Glenn: “Yeah?”

Tate: “But I think he lives in nature. You know, the rocks and the trees and crap like that. Honestly, I think God could be a frog.”

Glenn: “Oh, brother.”

Superstore, S2E4 “Guns, Pills and Birds”

[filmtvtoday]

SUPERSTORE 2.11 | Lost & Found

Tate, get your ass out of my chair.

[ofkithandmckinney]

My Saturday Evening:

"I'm going to watch something NOT KITH-related tonight-- I won't think about The Kids in the Hall at all... ooh, how about some home-grown Aussie TV..."

"The reboot of 'Thank God You're Here' is on tonight. Nice. Improv with some Australian comedians--fun! "

"Wait. Wasn't Dave Foley the judge on the short-lived American version? So what? Back to the show..."

"Guest judge is Josh Lawson tonight, cool. Now, what did I see him in recently?"

"That's right, he played Tate the pharmacist...in...Superstore..."

"...alongside Mark McKinney."

"How good was this scene, lolz"

"But not as good as the scene where Dave eats dog food, when he guest stars in an episode."

"And now I want to watch The Kids in the Hall."

[eemoo1o]

Tate and Marcus should have been a thing

[mooniehoneyrey]

𝑀𝑜𝑜𝑛𝑖𝑒'𝑠 𝑏𝑙𝑜𝑔 ღ

• 𝑀𝑦 𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑢𝑎𝑙 𝑛𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝐼𝑠 𝐶𝑜𝑙𝑜𝑚𝑏𝑎, 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑜𝑓𝑐 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑐𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒 𝑀𝑜𝑜𝑛𝑖𝑒 𝑜𝑟 𝑎𝑛𝑦 𝑛𝑖𝑐𝑘𝑛𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡 ♥︎

• 𝑖'𝑚 𝑎 𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑜𝑟.

• 𝐹𝑒𝑒𝑙 𝑓𝑟𝑒𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑡𝑒𝑥𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒, 𝑖 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑛𝑒𝑤 𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑠 ♥︎♥︎♥︎

• 𝑀𝑦 𝑚𝑏𝑡𝑖 𝑖𝑠 𝐼𝑛𝑓𝑝 (𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒𝑠 𝐸𝑛𝑓𝑝)

𝙼𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚜𝚑, 𝚜𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚖𝚢 𝚎𝚗𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚑 ☺︎︎.

୨ৎ────୨ৎ─────୨ৎ────୨ৎ────୨ৎ────୨ৎ

My favorite sagas

• The lord of the rings

• Star wars

• The hunger games (i have all the books to🤞)

• Twilight (waiting for the books¡¡)

I loveee Ahs

My favorites seasons are Cult, Murder house, hotel, coven, freak show and asylum (and all the others i like the same, i just don't hate none of them)

AND I LOVE SUPERNATURAL

• Also i'm a fan of a lot of stuff (what i mean is almost everthing), i really do like Star wars, the Kick ass comics, the lord of the rings, hanibbal, anything called "nerd" is my thing.

•I love cats, or any animal i just like nature¡¡

ღ

• I freaking love sitcoms The big bang theory, how i met your mother, Brooklyn 99, young sheldon, superstore, almost any of them ^^

I love every age in music, movies and fashion¡¡ (i'm to Lazy for finish this yet😭)

50s:in music Lesley gore, the flamingo's, Nina Simone and Jerry lee lewis, Peggy lee, the poni- tails in fashion (my icons) Audrey Hepburn, Marilyn Monroe, Grace Kelley, Brigitte Bardot, In films singing under the rain and born yesterday

60s: In music the crystals, the ronettes, the doors, the supremes, skeeter davis, and elvis Presley In fashion Twiggy, Sharon tate, Jane Birkin, Shelley Duvall in films Breathless and contempt

𝙼𝚢 𝚏𝚊𝚟𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎...: 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎,motley crue, weezer, the runaways, 𝚜𝚘𝚍𝚊 𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚘, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚘𝚛𝚜, 𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚎, 𝚗𝚒𝚛𝚟𝚊𝚗𝚊, 𝙺𝚘𝚛𝚗, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚖𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚜, 𝚏𝚕𝚎𝚎𝚝𝚠𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝙼𝚊𝚌, 𝙺𝚒𝚜𝚜, 𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚖𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚒𝚗, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚋𝚎𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜, 𝚔𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚎, she wants revenge.

(𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊 𝚋𝚞𝚗𝚌𝚑 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚛𝚗 𝚒 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 :𝚙)

𝚖𝚢 𝚏𝚊𝚟𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚜 🩷 𝙻𝚊𝚗𝚊 𝚍𝚎𝚕 𝚛𝚎𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚏𝚌 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝙻𝚒𝚣𝚣𝚢 𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚎𝚛𝚊, 𝚋𝚓𝚘̈𝚛𝚔, 𝚖𝚒𝚝𝚜𝚔𝚒, 𝙻𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝚐𝚊𝚐𝚊, 𝚐𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜, 𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚕𝚎𝚢 𝚐𝚘𝚛𝚎, 𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚊, Joan jett, 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚜 𝚊𝚐𝚘, 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊, 𝚙𝚘𝚙𝚙𝚢, 𝚏𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚒𝚜𝚌𝚊 𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚣𝚞𝚎𝚕𝚊, fiona apple, Kurt Cobain.

𝚒 𝚕𝚘𝚟 𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚖𝚜! 𝚒 𝚕𝚘𝚟 𝚙𝚊𝚕𝚘 𝚊𝚕𝚝𝚘, 𝚊𝚍𝚞𝚕𝚝 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍, 𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚢 𝚝𝚘𝚍𝚍, 𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚒𝚕, 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚜 𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚎, 𝚖𝚛 𝚏𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝚏𝚘𝚡, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚔𝚏𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚌𝚕𝚞𝚋, 𝚌𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚢, 𝚍𝚒𝚛𝚝𝚢 𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚛𝚞𝚜𝚑, 𝚊𝚗 𝚎𝚍𝚞𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎, 𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚕!

(𝙰𝚕𝚜𝚘 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚂𝚘𝚏𝚒𝚊 𝚌𝚘𝚙𝚙𝚘𝚕𝚊, 𝚝𝚒𝚖 𝚋𝚞𝚛𝚝𝚘𝚗, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚘 𝙼𝚘𝚟𝚒𝚎!)

𝚒 𝚕𝚘𝚟 𝚝𝚟 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠𝚜.. 𝙰𝚑𝚜, 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚝𝚢𝚙𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚌𝚘𝚖, 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎, 𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚎𝚗𝚜, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚛, 𝚏𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚋𝚊𝚐, 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜, 𝙰𝚗𝚗𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚊𝚗 𝚎, 𝙳𝚛 𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚍𝚎𝚡𝚝𝚎𝚛, Pretty little liars, supernatural

𝚒 𝚕𝚘𝚟 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚜! 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚒 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 💔... but my favorites are the trial, the diary of a teenage girl, the stranger, anna karenina, Emma, anuarí, lady windermere's fan

♡To be fair this is just a silly blog♡ (don't take me serious)

I don't have many boundaries, just be nice and kind :) (don't be a creep)

🩷 𝑀𝑦 𝑠𝑜𝑐𝑖𝑎𝑙 𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑠 🩷

I'll edit this every time something occurs to me¡¡

[kiki-strike]

ugh why is tate from superstore so hot he’s so gross he’s SO gross he’s exactly my type

[thenanam0n]

My introduction ♡

- i love traveling

some places I want to visit:

usa (mostly california, new york), spain, thailand, south korea, italy (my fav country) (mostly rome, milano)

london, paris

- reading

fav books:

rosen und seifenblasen, the ballad of songbirds and snakes

fanfics: moonrise, sunrise (ikihiyori), training wheels (dyiansobrien), enouemently (enouemently)

- watching movies, tv shows

movies, tv shows I love with my heart:

superstore (100%), derry girls (100%), my demon, tomorrow, what do we do in the shadows (100%), outerbanks, diabolik lovers (not now, but I was obsessed with it for years lol)

the ballad of songbirds and snakes, harry potter (in start of new year), save yourself! (100%), jj+e

- music

favs:

kpop, pop, house (?)

tri_be (100%), 8turn, boynextdoor, new jeans

boys world, sofian medjmedj, no guidance (100%), ariana grande, chase atlantic (100%), tate mcrae (100%), ellise, melanie martinez (100%), inji, medison beer, lana del rey, doja cat

- games

genshin impact (not that much now), bitlife, candy crush, wordle, suit u (100%)

- random

cats, editing, writing, spanish, i have new aesthetic every 2 minutes, fashion (but I can't dress), cancer, i'm in love with multiple characters (lol), idk other things about myself

Fourteen going on fiveteen

[writingbyshiloh]

Quick!!! I have a cute idea for a Superstore valentines fic!

[superstorequotes]

Glenn: “Okay, quick question, I’m trying to stay relaxed today, so Jerusha gave me these pills that she got after her train accident, I just want to make sure I won’t get hooked.”

Tate: [looks at bottle] “Huh, Alprazolam. Good, good times. Yeah, it’s a low dose. Should be ok.”

[mighwnt]

the guy who usually does my blood draws reminds me so much of tate from superstore

[ash4prez]

SORTING POP CULTURE CHARACTERS INTO HOGWARTS HOUSES WITH NO EXPLANATION

PT 1: SUPERSTORE

Amy—You already know my girl’s a Slytherin.

Jonah—Ravenclaw all the way.

Sandra—Cmon, obviously Hufflepuff.

Garrett—Imma say Ravenclaw.

Dina—Gryffindor definitely.

Glenn—He isn’t A hufflepuff, he IS hufflepuff.

Mateo—Slytherin! duh!

Cheyenne—Gryffindor, but only just.

Marcus—He’s such a Hufflepuff.

Brett—Oooh, i think Slytherin.

Myrtle—Hufflepuff chose her ngl.

Tate—Ravenclaw!

[eemoo1o]

Marcus is the best character

[skywitchmaja]

omg malia tate is in this episode of mythic quest! :D also the guy who’s young ch looks super familiar but tbh i just think he looks kinda like the guy who plays jonah on superstore

[superstoregif]

[whosthatwinger]

superstore pilot x tumblr text posts 3/?