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hey so if yakumo puts up an essence shield does it looks like
this.?
this?
or this??
#behold... MY COMPRESSED PIXELS!!!!#i swear during berserker oli or smth yaku made a shield that was shaped like a snake going AAAAAHHHHHH#and it sorta absorbed all the attack into its maw#which...thinking about it .... wouldn't that hurt extra?#letting an energy blast hit you directly on your (lack of) tonsils?#why wouldn't you block it out with your more solid skin? unless the snake is a indeed magical energy shield snake#and the offending attack is just a tasty snack. like a refreshing smoothie (but with velocity)#which led me to the idea of defensive cinnamon roll snake#they're shielding themselves while rolling up into a tight bun???#or yaku could have scrapped the theatrics and just gone for a simple covering shield like the 1st one#maybe it woul dbe basic round shape overall but with a little snake flair textured like scales. like a honeycomb of protective reptile skin#actually . you know what.#next time yakumo puts up a shield it's just gonna be a massive projection of: 🥺#the massive face will catch anyone offguard.... protective watery eyes emoji#mirage of scales#nu carnival yakumo
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you may say that i am "suffering from severe clinical depression" but i prefer to call it "being in my mithrun era"
#eliot posts#dunme#dm spoilers#dungeon meshi#i saw that gay little elf and was like ''oh god. me the fuck too.''#i too struggle to *want* anything and have trouble meeting my own basic needs#i think i would thrive if i had a team of caregivers and a quest to kill god like him#but alas#oh well i'll have to do the work of turning these vegetable scraps into a tasty stock all on my own#anhedonia gang rise up! or don't. it's whatever.
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ALSO if u ever wanted to make bread but kneading seems hard/youve had trouble w bread recipes in the past, the only recipe u ever need to know is this ratio:
- 3 cups water
- 1 tb dry yeast
- 1.5 tb salt
- 6-7 cups flour
thats it. mix it up until all incorporated, cover the bowl w/ plastic wrap or a wet towel, rise 2 hours. shape gently (dont punch!), let rest 30min while you preheat the oven to 400, and bake 20-30 minutes until she sounds hollow when you thump the bottom and is a color you like. the dough can store for up to a week in the fridge no problem. its like $1 of flour for 2 weeks worth of bread.
#make bread!!!! eat bread!!!#u can get fancy with it and add a couple tablespoons of olive oil or butter if you like.#its foolproof its tasty its simple. just mix her up and go do something else.#kept me alive when i lived alone hahaha#birdenest#birde bakes#scraps book#ive been meaning to post this here for ever#recipe book
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Dinner of champions
#a lotta cake scraps leftover from this latest bake#yippeee that means more snacks :)#its the almond cake too so its rly tasty#my stuff
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On the rare occasions when we talk about the spectre of veganism you can probably physically tell the amount of psychic damage that we take from seeing people throw out any part of a carcass.
#we speak#hey man you can use that for stuff. there is a use for that. you can use that for things that aren't just letting it rot. sir.#this is maybe part of why we have so many fur scraps but like. you can use that stuff. please use that stuff. we are begging you.#did you know that sinew is useful and can be used for cordage? it's true! you should use it!#do you think that a given part is Useless? you're probably wrong! give it to us. please. we are begging you. please.#we are a very specific type of person and that very specific type of person is the type of guy where improper corpse handling harms us#personally and physically. every time. at least put it in the freezer or something if youre killing it you better be ready to process it#we have very strong and extraordinarily specific opinions on things that have been known to make us disagree with people#the animal will die at some point regardless of whether or not you were the one to kill it#and because you have a big brain and the luxury of most likely not needing to do this to survive#you can grant that animal a relatively swift and painless death and then bring its body to as much use as possible#USE IT. FOR THINGS. PLEASE. WE ARE DYING.#we understand viscerally why failing to field dress an animal in assassins creed kicks you out of the simulation as Out Of Character#we are the same way and every time a piece of media has the protagonists kill a bear or whatever and just Leave The Body There#we are taking large amounts of psychic damage from every single frame#you cannot imagine how much hatred we hold for the existence of prion diseases and the fact that you can't eat meat from CWD deer#killing an animal does not have to be animal cruelty if you're not an idiot#we think that wasting parts of the body SHOULD count as animal cruelty though#not legally for obvious “that would open a legal can of worms that should stay closed” reasons but like. in terms of avoiding it#animals kill and eat each other all the time. its natural. you are an animal and you can kill and eat other animals and they will be tasty#however for the love of whatever god you worship PLEASE put the effort in to actually put the whole carcass to use#it will not make the animal suffer less to refuse to partake in its remains. it only means that those things will go to waste.#a body is not a sacred thing. it should not be treated as specialer than anything else but we think it's disrespectful to not make use of i#for related reasons we have a deep and abiding hatred for the laws that mean we can't choose what to do with our own body after our death
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already writing out the scene between ana and hands in my head where she gets her shit rocked to the worst degree and it's also the best example of how she truly has the power of a cockroach and just keeps on living and coming back to bite no matter what you do to her.
and on THAT note, thread potential of the guy rocking her shit and maybe being about to deal the final blow to her skull with his hammer and then someone else comes in to save her, for once. :)
#like can she scrap with this guy hand to hand? absolutely not!#can she definitely hold out at least a little longer than she should be able to? yeah!#posts brought to you by how many of my threads are ana patching someone else up/vowing to protect them/coming in at last second for defence#i think she deserves a role reversal#also her getting a gnarly head injury from the guy in a verse and that fucking up her memory of what even /happened/ to her there#is just tasty
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Do you see the tiny robot?
I thought it was a snowman but now that u mention it it does have a certain beep boop
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anyway im pretty sure this game is basically dying but whatever
#there has not been an original event format in FIVE updates. it's been the SAME format.#nothing new or special happens. sure new cookies release but is any of it INTERESTING? not really#and the april fools event just feels ENGINEERED to make you mad. it's not FUN#tbh it feels like the only reason ovenbreak is still going is so the devs can lap up that tasty tasty loyal fan cash#keep throwing people scraps and the devs can continue making profit. so who cares abt making the game FUN#when they can get money?
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#rainbows are his rightful prey#who doesn’t like to eat a nice tasty rainbow?#also#if you also have a big bag of mask-making fabric#and possibly a local ordinance against discarding textiles#might i suggest sewing little bags made of old mask scraps stuffed with socks and catnip#they are very popular#squeak
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Gently placing a tiny meat scrap back onto the sandwich it just fell off of while thinking humgry
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God I'm so fucking tired of these 'bad food' polls.
#look scrapple looks bad but it's honestly pretty fuckin good#it's pork scraps! like do you want food to go to waste? no!! u make it something tasty#like man. i sold scrapple at my old job#there's a fuckin scrapple fest in this state#ppl would not eat it if it was bad#and i know a lot of those foods are fare that ppl eat for reasons and like.
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just saw a buncha boars 🐗
#I Too saw wee piglets and thought they were dogs but i could see no owners nearby#and then i saw a larger shape that was Definitely Not A Dog#turns out it was quite a large group just wandering around looking for some food#they're probably going to head to the local supermarket for some tasty scraps i think#shrimp thoughts
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웃 ME
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a fascinating edition of an old favourite species, and a good friend. [:
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I fucking knew it, I SAID it: they're making ADHD people the next culture war targets. They will 'just ask questions' until we lose every scrap of ground we've gained in the last decade and more. We may not quite inspire the same level of hatred as a sexual minority, but we can very easily be made to inspire disdain and that also works.
They will strip us of our accomodations and our medications and try to stifle any sense of shared identity, and if that kills some of us, oh well. So long as it fuels another outrage cycle, fine.
So many of the tropes they've been using on trans people work extremely well on ADHD people too! "There are too many of these people suddenly! It must be a fad! It spreads through friend groups! And online! People are going private for diagnoses and that's bad! They are using pOwERfUl medical interventions and we think it's freaky!"
I saw the first ripples of this in terf circles about two years ago. And of course it's spread.
6% of British ADHD people lost their jobs in the last year thanks to the meds shortage. SIX PER CENT! And that just made these ghouls go "ooh, tasty, what else can we do?"
Recently an 'expert' was on the BBC saying people see ADHD diagnosis as a "golden ticket." Laurence Fox has been ranting that the condition doesn't exist and threatening "'you won't poison my child's body [with ADHD meds] against my consent"
People need to be aware this is going to get worse. Maybe, if we're lucky, it won't get really bad. But it's going to get worse than it is now.
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How they eat~
Drabble;🔞;Fem reader;Ft;Luffy;Zoro;Sanji;Ace;Sabo;Law;Kid
Luffy devours you~
-“Shi shi shi~ come’re~”
Gruff hands grab at your thighs and pull you down causing your legs to dangle off the bed. In no time his head is deep in between your legs. He looks up at you and gives you a cute, angelic smile before his slimy tongue slips out of his mouth. In an instant his mouth is against your folds, nose deep on the ridge of your clit while his tongue plunges deep into your gummy walls. His hunger is ravenous. He inhales through his nose while his mouth is busy, not once lifting his head to take away take from his meal. Lots of slurping, sucking, and gulping when he’s eating out your pussy. His arms squeeze around your torso tightly, not allowing you to move an inch. “Stoppp squirming~ ‘m hungryyy~” He came to eat and that’s exactly what he’s gonna do. He’s not letting you go until you cum at least three times on his tongue. Even then his hunger knows no bound, he’ll go until he’s locked jaw and his boxers are soiled with his own cum.
You just taste so good. He can’t get enough~
Zoro’s a fucking tease~
-“Feel good don’t it~? Sounds like it does~”
Zoro speaks in between long, wet, licks. His meaty tongue sinks in between your folds ever so slightly and starts out quick, but once he comes up to your clit he takes his time. Painstakingly so. Short and spaced out licks land on your bundle of nerves and then when you least expect it he’ll dive straight in and start sucking on it intensely. His large hands hold your thighs in place so you can’t squirm away while you lull out in pleasure. He moves away from your clit and extends his tongue as far as he can into your pussy, it swirls around collecting and sucking up your juices. You’re almost to your limit and Zoro knows it. So he pulls away, a trail of your juice and his saliva connecting his tongue to your pussy “Hmm tasty~” He’ll chuckle and look at you with an all knowing smirk. “What… where you about to cum..? Hmm I’ll just have to go back in for seconds then~”
He loves to edge you with just his tongue~
Sanji savors his meal~
-“Thank you for the meal, Mon amour~”
Soft, slow, and gentle kitten licks and kisses trail gently down your stomach until they reach your soaking core. He inhales your scent, softly groaning at the delicacy as his thumbs gently pull apart your folds. His tongue laps at your juices softly, taking in the wetness on his taste buds and imprinting your taste into his mind. He loves it. It’s unlike anything he’s ever tasted and he’s infatuated with your cunt juice. But he’s not a glutton; he takes his time eating you out. Small licks, gentle sucks on your clit, and takes in mouthful after mouthful of your pussy slowly. If you end up cumming he takes his time using his tongue to clean you up and drink up his reward.
You’re just so divine, he has to savor you~
Ace gets pussy drunk~
-“Hmm~ I need ya sugar~ com’ere”
Ace often wakes up with a need to taste you. He’s already under the covers and between your thighs. He lazily scrapes your panties to the side before diving in. His tongue roughly and wildly scraps against your entrance a few times before he parts your folds plunging his face in between your pussy lips. Ace practically melts on your cunt; his tongue curling and twisting inside your entrance, a thumb lazily flicking your clit, and his other hand begins to palm himself through his boxers. “Mmm~ So good~” He can’t help but moan into your pussy at the taste of you. He laps up your juices with lewd and loud slurps, sucks, and licks. He buries himself in between your thighs lulling on your cunt like a lollipop, your juices soaking into his taste buds like a delicious sweet. After you reach your climax all over his tongue he greedily dives back in for another round. He just can’t stop, no matter how sensitive you are.
He craves your pussy
Sabo’s a freak~
-“Sit on my face.”
Without much of an explanation, Sabo’s arms wrap around your waist and brings your body down and clit on to the ridge of his nose. No hovering; He holds your waist down tightly to his mouth. You can feel his short breathes against your clit and while a large smile forms against your pussy lips. He simply watches your pussy from this angle for a while. His hands not letting go of you and you can’t move an inch. Without warning he pulls you down farther, smothering his face in between your cunt. The pleasure hits you like a rocket and you aren’t sure if he can even breathe anymore. He’s sure having his fill, his tongue goes wild against your pussy, licking, sucking and frantically slurping up your juices. He doesn’t let you move from off of him, in fact his fingers sink deep into your waist lightly scratching you as a warning. He rocks his head against your cunt, giving your clit stimulation from his nose rubbing against it. Because of his wildness you feel yourself squirt as you reach your climax. Sabo smirks allowing you to lift off of him just a little bit as your juices soak his face. You’re beyond embarrassed but the blonde just stares up at you with a knowing smile as he licks his damp lips and face. “Delicious~”
What more can he say? He just gets a little feral when he gets to taste your juices~
Law plays with his food~
- “You want more than just my tongue don’t you~? Such a naughty pussy.~”
Right there. In between the ‘D’ and ‘H’ in the word ‘Death’ tattooed on his fingers. Spells none other than ‘eat’, and boy do his fingers know how to devour he has two fingers knuckle deep inside of your cunt, twirling around and tapping along your gummy walls. Every now and again he’ll pull them out with a lewd ‘pop’ and give them a soft gentle lick. “Hmm~ you’re sweeter than usual today~”. He’s such a dirty talker. He thrusts his fingers back in without any warning causing you to squirm a little. “Stay still.” He commands giving your bottom a smack. While his fingers thrust into you, he bends over and gives your clit some attention with his tongue. Lightly sucking on it and rolling it around his tongue. you can feel the small, cold metal piercing clink against your clit which adds to the pleasure. Your juices taste delicious against his tongue and his fingers and tongue switch places. Now his fingers are rubbing circles in your clit while his tongue thrusts in and out of you; drinking up your juices with nothing but primal urge. It doesn’t take long before you cum undone onto his tongue in which he drinks it all up, softly pulling away once he’s satisfied. He even goes so far as to lap up the rest of your juices on his finger and pops it in his mouth.
He knows how to work his fingers; from his devil fruit to the bedroom~
Eustass Kidd loves to bring you to tears
-“What? Can’t take anymore slut~? Isn’t this what you wanted~?”
As obnoxious as Kidd is, he sure knows how to get you to scream out on his tongue. He smirks deviously as his tongue edges in and out of your walls. He’s holding you down onto his face while his hands grip your bottom. His hands practically claw and dig into the side of your ass, not allowing you to get away from him. “ ‘s too much? Slow down? You beg and whine for it all day but can’t take it~?” Kidd laughs as his overstimulation and frantic tongue practically brings you to tears. You’ve already came three times and he won’t let you go, the pleasure is too much; You’ll know to think twice before asking him to do anything for you. “Too bad. I’m enjoying myself now~” He chuckles into your pussy before going back in. Your hands claw at his legs for dear mercy but the pain only drives him further. He sucks at your labia before plunging his tongue inside of you and thrusting wildly as if it was his cock. Even as you cum for the fourth time in an hour he shows no signs of stopping, even licking your hyper sensitive clit as you cum and scream out his name.
He just loves to make you scream on his tongue~
Cum back post <3
#luffys.scraps#one piece x reader#sabo#one piece#one piece fanfic#headcanon#x reader#drabble#law smut#law x reader#luffy x reader#luffy smut#zoro x reader#zoro smut#zoro roronoa smut#sanji smut#sanji x reader#sabo smut#portgas ace x reader#portgas ace smut#eustass kid#smut#one piece smut#come back post#x reader smut#smut headcanons#scraps.luffy#scraps.law#scraps.ace#we’re so back
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ok, i know it’s not may any more, but could we please have more mer au. ghost preferably, i just want to shake him around in a bag like that one little girl from finding nemo.
hands you a carnival prize plastic bag with a goldfish-sized mer Ghost inside. feed him twice a day. plastic shipwreck not included. he might look lonely but don't let him convince you to put your fingers in the bowl :)
take the first half of this thing too:
36 / 1k / shark mer Ghost tolerating remora mer reader
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Ghost doesn’t look back at you as you swim meekly after him. You have to whip your smaller tail twice as fast just to keep up, and you're getting winded already. He makes it look so easy to glide through the water.
"What now?" he mutters.
"Nothing. I didn't say anything."
“You’re thinking it.”
"I was just--" A huge yawn overtakes your reply. You sink in the water for a moment, scrunching your eyes closed, before huffing and darting after him again. "--Just going this way, too."
He knows you've been following behind him since dusk. You should’ve given up some time ago, but you never learn. He slows imperceptibly, just long enough for your catatonic ass to catch up, and then veers to the side so that you--rubbing your eyes with sleep--bump into him. You rest your hand against his tail instinctively and stick to him with the suction pads on your palm.
Satisfied having you in tow, he speeds back up. "You’re not a very good liar, sweetheart."
You mumble under your breath and hand-climb up his back until you're nestled between his shoulder blades instead.
Lazy little thing. Pain in his ass.
Despite grumbling, he does nothing to dislodge you from your spot. You seem to be having a difficult day, and he’s primed to make it worse. You’re the perfect target. When he has the energy--like now, at night--bullying you is his small pleasure of choice.
Then again, he can feel the way you’re pressing up against him, small and clingy and cute as hell. It takes all his willpower not to roll over and stow you against his chest instead.
You remain blissfully unaware of his inner turmoil. You’re more concerned about the emptiness in your stomach.
"You're going hunting, right?" you mumble against his shoulder.
“Trying to,” he says.
You’ve been tagging along on hunts for days, but you haven’t managed to snag any good scraps in a long while. But maybe tonight, when it’s just you and Ghost. "Mkay."
He keeps waiting for you to get in the way and then pout when he inevitably brushes you off. Instead, you’re silent. It’s bugging him.
Then, scanning the coral, he catches sight of a perfectly tasty-looking snapper. He puts your attitude out of his mind and instead tenses up to begin his hunt. You’re with him, so why worry. Watch and learn.
You peer past his shoulder curiously to see him work. His back muscles tense and shift as his eyes track every one of the fish’s movements. Then he bolts forward faster than the fish can dart away. It whips around in reflexive panic right as he snatches it in one fluid movement.
You watch over his shoulder as he kills it with a practical snap of the spine and begins to disassemble the creature piece by piece, eating the flesh and letting the bones and fins fall to the ocean floor below.
His focus is intense: attention trained on the task, his fingers work as precisely to strip flesh from bone as his jaw works on shredding the pieces of snapper he tears off into his mouth. The muscles in his shoulders ripple beneath your coiled-up body. As always, he moves with efficiency and a certain brutal grace, never wasting a single movement. It's the lethal behavior of a predator, yes, but falling into the repetitive, methodical habit seems to satisfy him.
You unfasten yourself from his back while he's absorbed in his task. The bones and bits of uneaten flesh sinking to seafloor have your interest. You swim after them.
“Don’t go far,” he warns after you. He’s not worried. There’s nowhere you could venture out here that he couldn’t find you within minutes.
You collect the scraps and eat what you can--mostly skin and fins, and they leave you feeling almost as hungry, but you're used to it. Ghost needs the food more than you do, anyway. You glide lazily over the sea floor to comb the sand with your fingers in hopes of finding another snack. Maybe a snail. A crab if you're lucky.
The search leads you to the edge of a long sandbar. It’s about a thousand minnow-lengths at its widest, and there are various shells and bits of debris scattered across the surface. You start to prowl the sandy floor for food, fingers stirring up soft sand into the water.
Ghost’s voice calls out somewhere behind you, but your exhausted brain isn't as reactive as it should be. If you could just find one or two more bites to eat, you think. You tug what looks like a crab carapace out of the sand, but it's just a strawberry-colored plastic bottle. You keep searching. Keep finding nothing of value. You come across a pile of barnacles, shards of coral, small rocks, a stray fishing lure you gnaw on just to be sure...
But no, nothing worth eating.
Your stomach rumbles again. You’re too tired and unfocused. Your movements are slow and clumsy, your senses dulled. You barely hear a sound until a hand comes down on your tail from behind and grabs you.
You jerk and dart away in surprise.
Your movement wrenches a sound from Ghost--a gruff huff of annoyance as he lunges after you. You're fast, but not fast enough. He catches your tail again immediately, dragging you back into his control.
"Idiot," he scolds. "I told you not to go far. If I had been a predator, you'd be dead meat right now."
You relax into his grip instantly. "Oh. Yeah."
He looks at you in that unamused way that says of course I was right. He looks you over with a critical eye. Your eyes are half-open and your muscles are slack. You must be exhausted.
He turns and heads for home with you still in hand. "Right, then."
You see what's happening and wriggle in his grip, hunger gnawing at you again. "Wait, aren't you hunting?"
"No." He's quick and harsh with his response. He doesn't appreciate unnecessary questions. "You're going home. Hunting can wait."
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[part 1] / part 2
more mer au / more Ghost / masterlist tag
#mine#story#mermay#mermay 2024#x reader#cod x reader#call of duty x reader#mermaid reader#monster romance#monster x reader#ask#simon riley#simon riley x reader#ghost x reader#simon ghost riley x reader#simon ghost riley#lovely-giggles#merman#merman!ghost#tf 141 x reader
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