#tasty jusy goes on and on abt this stuff

[unbotheredloaf]

I've never had anything red velvet

I've never had mac n cheese

I've never had anything 'birthday cake'

I've never had potato salad

I've never had captain crunch or whatever fucking fruity pebbles or cinnamon square wedge kens

I've never had a like an actual burrito witj like rice and beans in it? I just have ones w like salad and veggies and sauces and chicken and they slap idk wjy yall put beans n rice in em

I've never had 'loaded' fries???

I've never had like proper ramen i dont think? I mean ive had mama instant noodles

I've never had actual smores I've tried to recreate something similar like once but not rly

I've never had grilled cheese it sounds disgustig

I've never had cheetos or the other ones whayever takis or what

I've never had like american pie? Not the movie but yall make different pies like in a deep dish and with the dough on the top and it's weird but it looks good???

I've never had lot of different sandwiches, all of them always gotta hve cheese or something yek and yall put liie bacon and ham and like freaking crisps on them?

I've never had girl scout cookies? They look good

I've never had those like whayever pizza pockets thay people talk about?

I've never had eggnog? What is it? Why does it have the word 'egg' in it???????

I've never had turkey I think? Or maybe I've had like a slice like from a package but idk

I've never had butternut squash. What is it? Why is it called that? Is it a vegetaböe?

I've never had like salty pie? Why do yall wanna put things like dat in a pie? I don't want ur livers in my pie????

I've never had tater tots. I just heard about them in a buzzfeed unsolved video. What are they? Did they have like apple inside them?

// Things I've had but only in recent years:

Oreos! In my early teens I got to taste oreos and they are nice

Doritos! Sweet chilli ones slap

Sour patch kids! Very nice

Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches! Like a year or so ago I was like fuck it I'm an adult and I'm going to fucking try it and I like them. I've never really been a peanut butter person because we just don't really eat peanut butter but I've gotten more into it in later years, which brings me to

Reese's pieces! Quite nice indeed

Pumpkin pie! I had pumpkin pie for the first time ever last November and it's actually good!!!! Does not taste like pumpkin!!!!!!!

Pop tarts. I don't really like them, they taste really artificial and bland

Marshmallow fluff, it's ok. Super super sweet

Maple syrup. It's okay, even more sickly sweet

Hash browns. I tasted one, not my thing. Why do yall like em???

Tomato soup, it was alright. Can't really be eaten without garlic bread, though

I never had bacon until I tasted it somewhere as a preteen. It's bad

Didn't have like american pancakes until a few years ago. Very thick boys. They're okay but I prefer waffles

Condensed milk! Didn't know what it was until I looked up recipes for homemade ice cream and it came up and oh my lawd