#taskmaster us

[eye0fharmony]

I do think they should do a series or special of taskmaster where it’s a bunch of the different versions taskmaster’s all competing against each other

So it’s Rose Matafeo, Tom Gleeson, Jeremy Wells, Reggie Watts, and (curveball) Sam Reich

I just wanna see how they all react to being the ones doing the tasks now (and for Rose I wanna see her just go again), it would be so fun!

[livhowlett]

Today, my husband asked me who I'd cast for 'US Taskmaster' if they rebooted it

I think Sam Reich is the perfect Taskmaster's Assistant

It's practically his role on 'Game Changer'. He sets tasks, points out the smallest of errors, and he's funny.

Ask for the Taskmaster. I think Conan O'brien is what would make the US version thrive.

Conan is a television icon in the US. He's also very charismatic, smart, quick-witted, intense, and he's 6 foot 5!

These two paired up would make 'Taskmaster US' a hit.

[youmagnificentbeast]

Taskmaster US - Alex's Ad Break Interstitials

[television-overload]

If anyone could pull off an ACTUALLY SUCCESSFUL Taskmaster US show, I FIRMLY believe it would be the folks at Dropout. I mean, Game Changer is so close already with the points and random rules. Put Sam as Greg and Brennan as Alex and I would EAT THAT UP!!

Plus there's a whole community of interconnected comedians to draw from as contestants right off the bat, just like Channel 4 has in the UK with all their panel shows.

[atalithompson]

I don’t wanna be all “tv execs should listen to me”…. BUT the reason Taskmaster didn’t work in the US is because they kept Alex as the Assistant. If you have a regional comedian in that position then the entire show maintains the friendly competition feel and the audience isn’t having to acquaint themselves with British comedy in order to engage. The reason it has worked in so many countries is because they can use the format to showcase their OWN comedians. Throwing Alex In to the US show only added an outsider to the audience and threw off the whole dynamic.

I would be VERY INTERESTED in thoughts about who would be an actual good assistant for US Taskmaster. I probs think about it once a week.

[katiemidway]

What if they brought back Taskmaster US and what if this was the lineup for the first season?

[adreamthatsworthkeeping]

That Taskmaster US video has ruined my suggestions because now I'm getting 'Did America ruin another British show' videos for Ghosts.

[comfect]

I wish that we had gotten a US Taskmaster with the assistant we should have gotten: prime Steve Carrell.

[journey-to-the-attic]

mephistopheles: "ik came out with a freestyle of increasing intensity for every beat we sampled........... a lot of it was unbroadcastable"

[buckys-baby-boy]

Thunderbolts* textposts

yelena, you are the prettiest

[titanebaby]

SUSAN WOKOMA IN SEASON 16 OF TASKMASTER

[annadiplosis]

One of his special little boys!

[youmagnificentbeast]

Alex Horne and Ron Funches - Taskmaster US Throw something into something.

[kitmarlowe]

Taskmaster 15x08 / Ghosts 2x01

[mihotose]

[intergalactic-garbage]

true facts about little alex horne

he can fit a penny in the gap between his teeth

has exactly 30% fewer bones than the average person

comes into work with his sandwiches cut into fingers, because he believes they "taste better"

tina turner once described him as "simply the best", and in a separate conversation, "a complete arsehole"

goes around the supermarket following people he thinks look cool, and when they pay and throw away the receipt, picks it up, and buys what they bought

nibbles and scurries his way through life like a long human rat

has his mantra going in his head at all times, and it's "absoluta pulsis voluptatem" (absolute driving pleasure)

when naked, looks like a weird, ill monkey

has crumbs in his beard dating back to the 90's

when it comes to childcare, he doesn't think his wife rachel "pulls her weight"

he doesn't really like women, because he thinks they've gotten a bit "too chopsy of late"

walks like a weird victorian clockwork toy soldier

is the answer to the question "what happens if you throw chunks of pork at a revolving carwash brush?"

his new years' resolution was "bringing back the patriarchy"

his first french kiss was with his second cousin jacob, now a legal underwriter on the isle of man

he doesn't think the NHS is very good, and according to him, some nurses are "lazy"

cries every time he watches free willy, and frees his willy every time he cries

has a separate bank account that his wife doesn't know about

as a child was so irritating, that his mother paid for "a barrage of medical tests"

he's scared of three things: slugs, small spaces, and women being allowed to vote

was once chased and bitten by a peacock in a day he refers to as "the day [he] lost [his] children's respect"

thinks all primary school teachers are the scum of the earth

thinks the refuge team that collects his bins every week are "stupid" and "don't deserve to be paid"

thinks climate change is a hoax propagated by "liberal pussies who don't know how to party"

sometimes deliberately revs his engine in traffic, because it makes him feel "like [he's] in charge of all women"

"[doesn't] know much about politics, but [he thinks] poor people should stop moaning and pull their flipin' fingers out"

is the answer to the question "what does a corpse look like when a corpse continues to grow hair post-mortem?"

his father has only ever given him one christmas gift, a beautifully wrapped piece of welsh slate, that had one solitary word engraved upon it. that word? toad.

until the age of 14 thought his penis was an eleventh finger, with the specific purpose of putting stamps onto letters

when he was young, used to practice kissing on his grandfather's pet carp "mr. suckles"

his slogan is "friendless oddball"

if it was up to him, scotland would be physically sawn off from the UK, and floated into the north sea. horne stated that "we'll soon find out how much they want independence when all they've got to eat is shortbread"

when his wife shouts at him, he whispers "get lost" under his breath

his children call him "little alex horne"

once got dragged 11 miles through the open country side by holding on to what he believed to be a horse's "fifth leg"

makes up tasks in his jacuzzi, and knows he's got a "good one", because "[his] bald ferret breaks the surface for air"

if he sees the pilot of any plane he boards is a woman, he immediately leaves

once hospitalized himself by doing high kicks to toxic by britney spears

🎶 he says he's over six foot but he's five foot four 🎶 little alex horne! 🎶

without hair would be as physically featureless as one sausage

ran away with a circus, but was sent back home, because he was annoying everyone and upset the animals

at some point nearly every day, he cries

once did a poo in a paddling pool

pretty woman is his favourite film

collects teapots that look like cottages

has no respect for the military, and if any soldier came up to him in public, "[he] could easily have them coz they're all stupid"

his head is shaped like the rubber of a pencil, and his body is shaped like a pencil

statistics are his foreplay and spreadsheets his post-coital cigarette

his wife keeps a pocketful of treats for when he remembers to "do toilet outside"

is single-handedly keeping the plastic shoe industry alive

once wet himself on a train when he was 30

hasn't bought car tax or insurance since the 90's, because he thinks it's an example of "big government"