#targot

[liftneyspears]

LAUGHING SO HARD RN ALL I HAD TO DO WAS PUSH A FEW BUTTONS FOR MY TARGOT DNA

[hermes-pheletes]

Intro Post

- Name: Lad (short for Ladrão)

- Age: 23

- Pronouns: They/Them

- Nationality: American (👎🏻)

- Gender: Agender

- Sexuality: Achillian

For all intents and purposes, this is a roleplay blog. Full disclosure statement can be found here.

I started swiping in my teens, mostly just stupid shit like putting stuff in my pockets. Then in my early 20s I had to start swiping for survival (groceries and the like).

To date my most impressive swipes have been grocery hauls - but I’ve also gotten some pretty expensive electronics and a really nice set of new pots and pans.

I never steal from small businesses or family run stores - I only ever steal from big chains like Hallmart, Targot, Kruger, etc.

Asks are always open and I’d love to share my tips and methods because - not to be an ass - I’m pretty good at this 😎

[shellacnet]

Here is your targot

[aproposofouroboros]

Once you've finished shopping at Target, does it become Targot?

[priscilla9993]

All the Things to Explore WIP

From the moment they got to the landing at the top of the spiral staircase of the bar, the two women couldn’t resist the temptation to seek each other’s touch. With a memorized movement and passionately blind scramble, the tall bartender led her eccentric lover down the hallway, her hand cradling the back of her blue-eyed lover’s soft curls, until their bodies collided with a thud outside her bedroom door, pinning the shorter woman in her silhouette.

“Shhh, Targot. They’ll hear us if you keep being so reckless,” Tilly warned in a hushed tone, her breathing heavy as their lips separated from their romantic lifeline.

“Are you nervous?” Margot sultrily asked, focused on the blonde’s lips and rosy tint rising from her face, all of which she was sure had nothing to do with the dim hallway being lit with the sunlight shining around the edges of the door. “Or do you just like the danger?”

There was no danger to being caught but it was fun to pretend there was. The green-eyed backpacker knew her mom would eventually find out, if not already knew, that she was into Tilly. Roni already knew, considering she kept teasing, asking if she was waiting for someone cute with the way she kept getting lost in thought mixing drinks or becoming alert at the sound of the bar’s shopkeeper bell after 4pm. Although Roni wasn’t one to share secrets, perks of sharing things with a bartender, questions would be asked upon return, Margot thought, having deliberately brought Tilly upstairs in front of her mom; she had never done that with anyone, let alone invite them inside her bedroom.

“No comment,” Tilly replied, smirking, as she removed her hands from Margot’s blue flannel-covered shoulders and twisted the doorknob slowly.

“Wha-”

[ministar100]

Practice with maker colors...

[yennefertargaryen]

my gay babies

[just-love12]

I loved this scene. #soulmates

[snowfalls3]

→ But with you, I feel again I'm feeling better ever since you know me I was a lonely soul but that's the old me

[enixamyram]

I know you probably have like a thousand shorts and things to do so don’t worry about getting to this one until it’s convenient. Could you do a short about Margot realizing she’s gay? It’s a storyline we’ll never get to see on the show but I’m curious :P

This can either be seen as an AU where their cursed personas are real in a land without magic, or that these are some more fake memories that Robin has from the curse. Your choice ;)

   It was a hot day in the Heights. They didn’t get many so, naturally, everyone was taking advantage of this one and piling down to the parks and the fields for picnics, and summer games. A few people even going out on boats and finding shallow areas in the sea water to dip their feet in order to help themselves cool off. And of course, Kelly insisted on dragging her daughter out to join her in the nice weather as well.

   “Can you please stop sulking and just enjoy the day out?” Kelly sighed, sitting back on the blanket by the edge of the park ledge, feet dangling over the sharp drop that led to the open sea bellow.

   “I didn’t even want to come today.” Margot grumbled, glaring down at the water angrily.

   “It’s a beautiful day!” Kelly argued. “Come on, you didn’t really want to spend the whole day locked inside, did you?”

   “Would have rather gone to the bar and seen Roni.” Margot glanced up hopefully. “Or we could have invited her to come with us.”

   “Roni’s working today.” Kelly sighed. “Come on, Margot. Just have fun. You’re too young to be this boring.”

   A small part of Margot wanted to laugh, to tease her mother back and to enjoy the day, after all. But a bigger part of her was still bitter about getting told off just because she spent a few hours at the bar instead of going to her stupid Maths class. Roni had been cool about it. She had understood. Kelly, however, not so much.

   So instead of laughing along with her, Margot kept glaring down at the water angrily. It was a nice day but how was she supposed to enjoy it? Lately it felt like she couldn’t enjoy anything she was so irritable. Even at school, all her friends just kept going on about the cute guys in their classes, then giving Margot funny looks when she said she wasn’t interested. She just didn’t see the fascination. Yeah, sure, some of the guys were not bad looking but so were some of the girls. Hell, Margot could appreciate how cute puppies were but she still didn’t get drawing hearts around their faces or giggling whenever they passed by in the hallways... Her mum said everyone developed at different times but what did development have to do with any of it?

   Margot was still glaring down at the water as her mother applied a fresh layer of sunscreen to her arms when something caught her eyes. She frowned and squinted as a figure in the water made its way towards them. Nudging closer to the edge, Robin swung her legs over and peered down at the figure.

   “Be careful, Margot. Don’t fall in.” Her mother warned but Margot ignored her.

   She could see, the figure was a girl. A lone girl swimming all the way in the middle of the ocean. Margot frowned. She couldn’t make out her face but she had long blonde hair and was dressed in white underwear and a white shirt that was easily made see-through by the water soaking into it. When she got close enough to the edge of land where Margot was secretly watching from above her, the girl swung around onto her back and began back peddling out to sea again.

   Suddenly Margot had an almost clear view of her - she still couldn’t make her face and therefore couldn’t figure out if she knew the girl from school or around town - and suddenly, Margot felt herself growing even more warm than she had been before. Her heart began to speed up and she leaned over even further, not wanting to let the girl out of her sight...

   “WHOA!” Margot yelped as she leaned too far and began to lose her balance and began falling forward. Luckily her mother reacted in time and grabbed her arm, pulling her back to safety.

   “I told you to be careful!” Kelly snapped, standing and dragging Margot up to her feet. “Come on. We’re moving back to a safer spot.”

   “Wait, mum, I-” But when Margot looked back down, the girl had gone...

   “What?” Kelly asked, frowning.

   “... Nothing.” Margot mumbled, her heart still racing and her face feeling very hot.

   “Well come on then. And you better put some more sunscreen on. Looks like you’ve already caught the sun a bit.” Kelly said, gathering their things into her arms.

   “Yeah, okay...” Margot mumbled, numbly following after her, still picturing the girl swimming in the water bellow.

   Elsewhere...

   “You know that’s not very safe.” Weaver snorted, standing with his arms crossed and his head cocked to the side. The hot weather had gotten to him, forcing even the tight fisted detective to roll up his shirt sleeves to his elbows. “People fish in that water. You could get caught in a net or on a line.”

   Tilly grinned, standing up and throwing her hair back, spraying water behind her. “But it’s so nice!”

   Weaver rolled his eyes, then grabbed her plaid shirt from the pile by the side and tossed it to her. “Your tops become see-through.” He shook his head. “You know you’re getting a bit old to keep running away from your foster home, Tilly. And to be swimming without a proper suit.”

   “I can’t afford one.” Tilly shrugged.

   “And if some old pervert starts gawping at you?” Weaver asked, raising an eyebrow.

   “Aw, Detective. If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you cared.” Tilly grinned, walking passed, still dripping ocean water behind her. “Beside’s. No one ever notices me. I’m invisible. Remember.”

   “One of these days someone will see you.” Weaver argued.

   “And when they do, I’m sure I’ll make a lasting impression,” Tilly snorted, clearly not believing that for a second.

   Little did she know...

[jiminysjournal]

Oh, nothing. They're just so adorable.

[jiminysjournal]

This, on the other hand:

Epic love story.  I dropped off after S6, but I still keep up with the plot.  I do watch their episodes, though.

Dorothy’s true love is Ozma, anyway.

[killian-whump]

lillpon replied to your post: Salty Ask List

HoW DaRE you hAte RoBIn!!! You’re such a fake fan and you’re showing your true colours and I’m unfollowing even tho you never said you liked her!!!11! Shame on you!1!!1!1

Seriously though I had a “clutches pearls” moment, lol, because I just found out about it :P

I’ve actually kept my vague dislike for Robin really lowkey, because... Well, needless negativity isn’t my jam, and also because I feel like if I’d been given more time with her, I would’ve grown to like her a lot. Canon showed her growing out of a lot of the traits I found annoying in her, and I liked the character she was maturing into through her relationships and experiences as Margot. I just wish we’d gotten more of that Robin and less of the annoying ‘cool’ one ;)

I also really like Curious Archer, even though it’s more for Alice than for Robin. Still, I love how their life experiences sort of flip-flopped, so they both got to experience being the more “worldly” one with all the wild adventures. That was super cute and, well, everything about them was super cute.

But as time goes by, it’s the positives that stick with me more than the negatives, thanks to positive fan works and an overall pleasant fandom - lessons I wish some other ship/character fans would take heed of...

[priscilla9993]

Hiding behind hands

Summary: Alice has a rough time with everyone being uncursed while she and her papa can’t be together. Robin has a plan and stays by her side to cheer her up. Set before the phone call between Alice and Hook in 7x21. The day had started out well enough. They’d gotten news from the doctors that her papa would be discharged from the hospital, his heart stable enough to beat on its own without oxygen loss or chest pain. “Low blood pressure,” the paramedics had said when they wheeled him away into the ambulance, but she knew the truth was far more a medical anomaly that wasn’t from this realm. 

“Tils, you still up here?”

Alice sniffled, the minute sound reverberating in the small room, not having the energy to respond. She’d told Robin earlier that she would take a nap so that she could see her papa sooner, but the harsh reality had set in when she had sprawled out on the bed. The festivities in the pub below them had fooled her into thinking that since the curse was over and there was no more danger, they could be together again, father and daughter as they were meant to be.

Robin’s footsteps thumped across the hardwood floor, slipping past the empty stripped bare bed where Alice was supposed to be asleep, and toward a cardboard house in the corner which hadn’t been there an hour prior. The assortment of clothes, toys, and trinkets, owned mainly by the adventurer and realm traveler, had been moved in from the apartment a cursed detective and informant briefly shared. 

The archer knocked lightly on an open box, peering over the short ledge and lifting the bed sheet roof. “Can I come in? Get some light in here?”

She nodded, cocooned from view in the cotton blanket as Robin tossed the white sheets away and stepped over the miscellaneous boundary. Robin sat in front of her, parting the blanket, letting her see the other better in the sunlight streaming through the window.

Alice had done a poor job of hiding the damage; puffy eyes, bitten nails, and sniffling gave her away. Sure, it wasn’t like there was a magic spell that would make the pain go away but she had tried it anyway. Alice had her knees up to her chest, hiding her face behind her hands. It was like she was a child again, small and alone, playing around with the notion of being unseen if she couldn’t see them. It was easier this way, so her love couldn’t see the mess she was in. 

Robin rubbed her shoulder, comforting her like she always would. “Take your time. I’m here.”

“It’s all my fault that he’s in hospital in the first place! If I had just kept away, I wouldn't have hurt him and we wouldn’t have gotten so close,” she said sobbing, her body trembling. 

“No, no it’s not. You two had a connection from the start. Gothel may have poisoned him but can you imagine anything trying to stop him from being by your side?” That got a small laugh out of her partner. “See, you know I’m right.”

Alice shook her head, still firmly plastered to her hands. “UGH, I’d give anything to go back and spend time with him. We may have been cursed but it was nice. Everyone gets to be with their loved ones now but where am I? I don’t belong there,” she said bitterly.

“Hey, hey, you don’t mean that. We’ve just found each other again. I’m sure my mom and Aunt Regina will have some ideas on how to fix things up.”

Alice moved her hands to the top of her hand, feeling as if she might explode, breathing heavily. “But they didn’t before so why would they now?! What if Papa and I are stuck like this forever? It’s not like magic exists here.” 

“Well, then we’ll figure it out together. Take it one step at a time,” Robin reassured her, rubbing one of her hands with her thumb gently as Alice let her take it.

With a deep breath, Alice let her arms fall to her sides. “I hope so, Targot.” Alice’s blue eyes glistened as she looked up at Robin’s green eyes that held a sweet and steady disposition. “I’m glad to have you.”

Robin moved random blonde tresses of hair out of the way and kissed her tear streaked cheek. Alice smiled. “How about we get out of this fort and get some air?” The archer stood up and offered her hand out for the adventurer to grab. 

The blanket slipped off as Alice took her hand in reply and they stepped over the cardboard boxes. She raised an eyebrow. “What do you have in mind?” Robin had that excited look the gal could only take to mean mischievous fun. “You sure the party won’t miss you?”

“Nah, I doubt anyone will notice.” Robin grabbed a towel and her partner’s backpack from the items nearby. They headed towards the window. “Come on.” She hopped out first onto the fire escape; Alice followed suit. When they got to the bottom, the taller blonde grabbed a water bottle from the backpack and poured some water onto the towel. Carefully, she wiped Alice’s face until the other looked freshened up. “There!”

Alice pouted, feeling like she was being left in the dark, standing outside the circle. “Robin! You still haven’t told me where we’re going.”

“How do you feel like seeing your dad?”

“Papa?” She looked hopeful until her face quickly dropped into a scowl. “Were you not listening a moment ago?! I think you’re forgetting something crucial in this plan. Best not to.” Alice turned away, ready to head back to Robin’s temporary room at Roni’s.

Robin grabbed her arm. “Wait!” She dug through the backpack as Alice waited, arms crossed. “You can with this.” 

Alice put on her olive green backpack as Robin zipped it up and passed her the small device. “With my phone? It’s worth a shot but we don’t have to be out here to do that.”

“I know, I know, but hear me out. How about you stand across the street and talk to him with that when he arrives back home? He should be there within the hour, right? By the time we walk there, we’ll make it.”

“Will it be safe?” Alice pleaded, her eyes begging Robin not to let her down.

Robin reassured, “Al, I’m sure it will be. The distance across is not ideal but that works out in your favor. It’s better than being stuck here in your sorrow and worries.” She nudged Alice’s shoulder with her elbow.

“Mmm, let’s go surprise him then!” They linked arms, walking as Alice rambled in a worried panic on what to say and Robin reassuring her they’d be fine, until they arrived at the street intersection.

“Alice, breathe. You can do this. You’ll know the right thing to say. I’ll go down half the block and wait by the water fountain to give you two space, okay?” 

“Yeah. I’ll see you then.” Alice kissed Robin’s hand as they parted and a taxi with her papa inside turned the corner down the street, heading toward the apartment complex.

[breezyvaginas]

Gif board of my life

[ministar100]

Super Stars - Doddles

Doddles from my original content. New designs for my characters Natura and Targot... --- Doddles de mi contenido original. Nuevos diseños para mis personajes Natura y Targot...