i know the worst wolverine plot is lovingly stolen from everything everywhere all at once but there are definitely worse people to be a ripoff of than worst evelyn. i love that closed-minded asshole and her run-down little money-laundering scheme of a laundromat. i'd get stuck in her washing machine any day of the week
Baby please, I am begging you to get out of the tags!! You can't keep those headcanons there! Because when I read that Butters is the museum owner in your Au I squealed so loudly!! He would be so cute! Getting all stary eyed everytime you bring something in??? AHHHH! 💖💖💖💖
Yes!! He starts off just so sad that the museum doesn't have anything. Constantly cleaning the display cases even though there's nothing in there.
But the farmer (you), come around with the little trinkets you find at the mines. Digging things up or finding them while fishing. And like you said he just gets these stars in his eye. (Yeah he still lost the other one)
Goes on for hours if you'll let him! Speculating the history behind the dwarven artifacts. He polishes those gems with such care! Butters is the happiest he's ever been since leaving the big city.
I think Kenny and him decided to just runaway one day. They grabbed Karen and moved out to the valley!
(That way if you ship Bunny it works, and if you don't it's just two besties supporting each other.)
As you start bringing in more things he starts looking over at the front door more. He perks up expecting you to come in covered in dirt, but he thinks it gives you a certain charm. He can smell the earth on you and immediately associates you with a flower of some kind. He'll change the flower pinned to his shirt to whatever that flower is. Got red hair? He's got tulips. The prettiest blue eyes ever?! Hydrangeas put carefully next to his heart. Oh you think your brown eyes are boring? How dare you, they're patches of soil that help support life!
Dude practically has hearts fluttering around his head when he sees you. Lips quivered into a smile, trying not to giggle just because he's nervous.
I swear his one heart event would be him crafting you something. He works with Scott to build a display case for it and sends it to you. It's not so big that it won't fit in the mailbox, maybe like a little box. It'll be something that doesn't belong in a museum but maybe one day it'll be in the house you share.
I'm working on Stan's sheet right while I'm at work! I'm writing up heart events like he's gonna be in the game ☠️
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sometimes i remember my mun wants to run for political office and it inspires me to say disgusting shit on here for the pundits to dig up in twenty years. hard to believe anyone could get elected to the american government if their online presence revolved primarily around gay sex
Hmmmmm... *tapping pencil, jotting down letters* Abducted by...No...Is it a song?...Biscuits! As in tea and biscuits..No no, "AM...I...A..." I've got to work this out...
soooo any valentinos and voxes and maybe velvette’s (but DEFINITELY VOX AND VAL) volunteer to be interrogated by the radio demon for daring to injure husk in regard to mine and @top-shelf-tender ‘s thing?
in what promises to be a very brutal thread? 😏
I may write this man softer with his friends but oh boy. he is still very evil