#taobcj

[dragonsandducks]

brisco county jr is one of the characters of all time. he’s a mary sue. he’s a theater kid. there’s something deeply wrong with him. he has conversations with his horse. he’s too cool to be defeated. he would have died in the second episode if not for semi-magical interference. he knows everything. he’s a moron.

[johnbly]

brisco meme: [3/3] three episodes: high treason (1x26-27)

Brisco, Jennifer Hart was telling the truth. So what we gonna do, just ride out? Yeah. But not by ourselves. Now you talking.

[johnbly]

brisco meme: [1/3] three episodes: the orb scholar (1x02)

How do you know about the Orb? I’ve spent my entire life studying it.

[johnbly]

brisco meme: [2/3] three episodes: crystal hawks (1x12)

Brisco, as your attorney, I'm here to advise you to surrender. There is nothing in this fugitive existence but mindless violence, suffering and...and...oh! And some mighty fine ladies.

[johnbly]

brisco meme: [2/2] two locations: The Bad Guy Cave™ + the horseshoe club

[johnbly]

Brisco, you believe in the afterlife? Well, I never much thought about it before. How about you?

[johnbly]

brisco meme: [1/1] one character: john bly

I like this. There’s something sort of inevitable about it. My cave, the Orb…the final showdown.

[johnbly]

[johnbly]

your horse walks into a room unannounced one (1) time and you make one (1) joke and your eventual friend just accepts that it’s reasonable

[johnbly]

end of ep 2 be like

brisco: put the shackles on

bly:

[johnbly]

[johnbly]

Your ears are clogged because the atmospheric pressure changes as you descend in altitude. How come yo ears ain’t ringing? Well, as I was coming down the ladder, I stopped every ten rungs and blew them out.

[johnbly]

What’s the matter with Comet? He thinks we’re being followed. Now how in the world did he – he’s right.

[johnbly]

[johnbly]

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