#tankmen skit

[mxntjam]

Tanktober doodles. Had a lot of fun doing this.

[mangosoda114-art]

Messing around w markers

[cybernet-boy]

Scared Sniper x Ted (Tankmen)

um u mmm angst ....

Steve stared at his half pint of beer , it was probably warm by now . gross . He grunted when a hand clapped his back .

"Whats bothering you ? You've been staring at your drink for the past twenty minutes . " Oh , it was captain . He pulled up the seat next to Steve and sat , waving down the 'bartender' for a drink .

Steve shrugged taking a sip of his beer , he was right it was warm. He set it down . " Just thinking ." His captain nodded leaning his head onto his palm . They stayed in comfortable silence until the bartender set a drink down in front of the captain .

" I don't know why he doesn't just say something."

John had raised the glass to his lips for a sip and placed it back down confused at the sudden interruption of silence . "Who ? "

Steve smacked his hand on the wooden table , "Skit !! I mean he knows that if he says something about Ted then we'd give him a new position or some shit but he wont even stand up for himself ! "

Cap shrugged trying to find the right words for this situation , it wasn't like he didn't know . Practically everyone knew atleast a little about how Ted would treat Skit it wasn't really a secret . " He's a grown man we can't really force him to tell us anything , if he wants to then he will "

"That's the thing ! He wont ! He's so .. so .. " Steve gestured around trying to find the right words . He shook his head and took another sip of beer. "Can you imagine the other day i saw him in the showers , covered in cigarette burns ? "

Cap tilted his head he had heard but he hadn't seen .

" So i ask him , right ? I ask him if he's okay an' if it was Ted hurting him and he cant even look me in the eye muttering about some he loves me shit" Steve sighed " I just don't get it . I want to help him but he wont let me. "

Captain drummed his fingers on the table,he could see where Steve was coming from it wasn't really like he was okay with it either but as a leader he had to turn a blind eye . " Steve .. I know this bothers you but we really cant get in between them . Ted is one of our best and he knows ALOT about us - don't look at me like that , you know its true . What if we kick him out and he takes all that to the other side ?"

Steve opened his mouth to counter but he knew Cap wasn't lying , Ted had been with them since the start .

The captain went on " We cant prioritize helping Skit when we have a war going on "he gestured around him , he sighed when he saw how disheartened Steve looked . He placed a hand on his shoulder. "Look i want to help him and i know you want to help to but we cant if Skit doesn't even want to help himself."

Steve groaned Cap had some pretty good points but that couldn't and wouldn't make everything okay and just knowing Skit was probably getting smacked around- "i need another drink ."

Cap nodded " Me too."

[omnidemidisaster]

Tankmen Skittles x Female Reader

CW: Suggestive jokes, definitely not for little timmy who for some reason got a phone at age fetus

( N/n = Nickname )

( E/c = Eye color )

BTW Reader will be female, sorry guys! I’ll write a Skittles and Male reader one day

Rated M for Mature but not sex lol

A seemingly normal day was all Skittles had in mind. Just you and him in the watchtower, telling each other bullshit you heard and laughing about stupid stuff. This day, however, you and your dirty minded self came up with some pick up lines to tell him. You wanted to mark today as the day you're actually gonna make a move. You both have a romantic liking to each other, and while it was obvious to everyone around you, the two of you were absolutely oblivious. The two of you just thought it was just the way close friends act. But today, you wanted to really make a move, maybe to tell him in a way. 

“Yo Skit, wanna hear somethin?” You asked, trying to hide the stupid laugh you wanted to release before you even told the joke. “Yea sure N/n” Skittles said, sitting down next to you and putting his gun beside him. “I feel like I’m a toaster and your bread, cause I really want you inside of me” You said, smugly looking at him. Even though his helmet was on, you can see the flustered face behind the monochrome head piece. Skittles began stuttering. “O-Oh yea?? W-Well your b-body is made up of 70% water a-and Im thirsty!” Honestly you didn’t expect it. You were expecting him to get all flustered up, and while that did happen, you didn’t think he’d reply with his own pick up line. 

“Well, uhm, If being cute was a crime, you should be arrested!” You came back, getting a little flustered yourself. “Y-You are so hot, I'm melting b-because of you!” Skittles responded, starting to get over being so flustered. This went on for a while, the both of you throwing dirty pick up lines after another. That was, until Skittles yelled out this…

“You look really familiar, cause I think you look like my next girlfriend!” Suddenly, everything got quiet. He put his hands over his mouth. You looked at him, flustered and a little dumbfounded. “W-What?” You finally asked, breaking the ice. “N-Nothing just forget about it” Skittles tried brushing it off, starting to stand. You grabbed on his arm, pulling him back down. “You…You like me don't you?” You asked. Skittles, looking down, made a shy and hidden but obvious nod. “Well…at least I know it's mutual,” You said. You shifted to where you sat in between his legs, sitting on your knees. Skittles slid back down, still looking down. You removed your helmet, then removed Skittles. Skittles black mullet dropped down, his baby blue eyes being revealed while still being hidden by his messy bangs. You put a finger under his chin, making him look at you. Your (E/c) connecting with his soft blue eyes. “I like you too” You said, leaning in to kiss him on the cheek. He subconsciously smiled to himself. “Will you be my girlfriend?” He asked, putting his hand on your back, hesitantly. You nodded, pressing your forehead against his. 

Who knew stupid pick up lines would end up getting you a boyfriend.

[mxntjam]

Tanktober 9 to 15.

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I forgot to post it here my apologies.

[edna64e7]

aand ......

A shitty Halloween costume i guess

Tanktober doodles. Had a lot of fun doing this.