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Ranpo, Poe, Junichiro, and Oda as bottoms!!

18+ content below the tags! Minors DNI

- What a fucking brat. Like no for real this man is gonna be such a power bottom and so bratty too. Like you have your work cut out for you as his top. 

- This little shit loves playing his mind games and pushing you to your limit! Will be saying things like “Oh? Is that really all you can do?” Just egging you on! 

- Needless to say he won’t ‘shy’ away from some punishment. Probably comes off as bored until you really get him going. This brat will really have the audacity to yawn and check his phone until you really give him what he’s asking for.

- To me Ranpo comes off as the type to be into some kinky shit, honestly between him and Dazai I don’t know who is more kinky. 

- Please pull his hair and make his head crane back, he’ll let out the sluttiest moan you’ve ever heard. 

- This man is so out of pocket when it comes to anything, like feel free to choke him and spit in his mouth he’ll love that. 

- Ranpo has no issue demanding what he wants in bed, when you finally work him into a needy state he’ll be begging and directing you without batting a single eye. 

- This man is willing to try almost any kink once, could also see him being in to voyeurism since he’s such an attention whore. 

- Speaking of him being an attention whore he definitely has a praise kink. Call him the best detective in the world and you got him kicking his feet and giggling. 

- Also has a SLIGHT degradation kink call him your pretty little slut and just see what happens! This gross brat is also the type to make you do all the cleaning! 

- POOOOOOOOOOOE OMG!!! THIS ROMANTIC BITCH BOY IS GONNA BE ONE OF THE BIGGEST BOTTOMS EVER! 

- Hold his slutty little waist while he whimpers and withers around in pleasure! Ya’ll are gonna have a safe word because when this man says stop he doesn’t really mean it.

- Like he’s saying stop because he’s feeling a lot of pleasure but if you actually do stop he’ll whine and look at you as though you just insulted him.

- A messy bottom for sure! Drool is running down his chin and tears are running down his cheeks! 

- Is really into overstimulation, don’t let that boy leave the bed until his legs are jello, I’m telling you with the stress he carries he definitely needs it. 

- The type to have a goofy smile and feel dazed by the end of it. Please hold him and gently run your fingers along his back to bring him back to reality.

- Is a completely embarrassed wreck when he realizes how loud he was. It happens every single time and he tries to keep his voice down but it never works! 

- The noise complaints from the neighbors are never-ending, your apartment owner at this point is threatening to kick you out. 

- You’ve tried using a gag once but well, who would want to muffle Ranpo’s pretty little voice huh?

- That being said ya’ll keep a pillow close by for Ranpo to bite on to for when he’s getting a little too loud. 

- PILLOW PRINCE!!! This man was made for the bottom life tbh ( I picture him as a switch with a bottom leaning tendencies)

- Has no issue laying back and letting you take complete control, you’ve earned his entire trust the second you two started dating. Don’t be afraid to boss him around he likes that! 

- Treat him gentle though, he’s only slightly kinky, and is surprisingly delicate! He easily bruises so make sure to put that mouth of yours to good work! 

- SENSITIVE! Please don’t make fun of him when he orgasms too quickly, he tries so hard but poor thing isn’t used to feeling so good, not to mention being provided such pleasure from someone he loves.

- Lets face it you milk this man dry and he loves every single second of it, by the end he’s dry orgasming and sobbing from the pleasure. Please have mercy on him! 

- His body has the after trembles and he is CLINGING to you! Stay by his side while his body calms down or he’ll start to cry.

- Once he stops trembling please go run ya’ll a bath, Junichiro really thrives off of the aftercare part.

- Make sure when you bathe together he’s laying in your lap and you’re washing his hair! Careful though because he may fall asleep. 

- Whisper in his ear sweet little things you love about him while you help clean him and please be mindful of your hands. 

- Junichiro will drink up all the love you give him and simply respond with his own words of encouragement while trying to stay awake. 

- Oda is one of the more silent bottoms that you have to earn the trust of ( Similar to Dazai and Akutagawa) 

- This man has spent so many years taking care of others that he can’t even recall the last time someone had gone out of their way to take care of him. 

- It’s hard to top Oda since he just naturally falls in to the role of taking care of you and topping you. That is unless you specifically tell him that you want to top him he won’t get the hint. 

- Once you do confide your desires with him then he will try his hardest to fulfill them. He wants to provide you with as much happiness as he possibly can.

- Please go slow with him at first, the feeling of you attending to his needs is unusual but not unpleasant. 

- He’s gonna be a bit stiff at first and a little quiet, but once you loosen him up with some kisses he’ll slowly relax. 

- He’s surprisingly a soft bottom, please hold his hands and make sure to look in to his eyes as much as possible, he finds it intimate, he feels vulnerable but he enjoys it and wants to hear you say that you love him. 

- Oda is the type to enjoy giving pleasure as much as he enjoys receiving it so don’t be afraid to sit on his face either! 

- Afterwards he’ll try to get up and take care of the aftercare so you’ll have to put him in his place and remind him that you’re taking care of him tonight. 

- This definitely won’t be the last time you top him, he’ll request to bottom on nights when he’s feeling stressed or tired!

[viridwns]

I hope you’re having a great Morning, Evening or Night. Could I get some Bungou Stray Dogs, Armed Detective Agency Headcanons with A very very flirty S/O who leaves them red in the face and Speeches just because she thinks they look cute like that. Can it be a mix of both Sfw and Nsfw :) Thank you <3

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warnings: none, some dirty jokes, just fluff

Characters: Atsushi Nakajime, Ranpo Edogawa, Dazai Osamu, Kunikida Doppo, Akiko Yosano, Jun'ichirō Tanizaki

A/N: I'm not going to write NSFW, but there will be some implications on Dazai's part ofc because he's a slvt.

Atsushi Nakajime

MY BOY CANNOT HANDLE THIS OKAY

He'll already get so flustered if you compliment him, flirting will just make him combust

Atsushi is such a bottom, no one can convince me otherwise. So seeing him all red and pretty won't be that hard

You made the first move when you two met, he was and is still too shy to make any moves

He tries tho, it's so sweet

He'll try and hold your hand, but even the smallest touch makes him embarrassed

But even if he tells you to stop your flirting, he hopes you continue because he is very touch and attention deprived

'Are my eyes deceiving me or am I a witnessing an angel gracing me with his presence.' You take the hand of your lover as you stare at him with hearts visible in your eyes. Atsushi looks at you in shock, the words visibly processing in his mind. His face slowly turns red as you kiss his hand, him finally getting what you meant with your comment. He is quick to hide his embarrassed blush from you as he pulls his hand away and moves his face the other way. 'I-I'm not an angel [Y/N].' He splutters, you giggle. 'Oh but my love I am certain you are one. How could I ever be so lucky to have a outworldly being as my boyfriend!' You hug his side and sigh dramatically. You could feel the heat of his body seeping through your clothes. 'If anything you are the angel here.' He quietly mutters only for you to hear. Your heart leaps a bit at his words as you only hug him closer. You loved it when he tried to counter your flirty remarks with his own, even if they weren't the best.

Ranpo Edogawa

He will literally ignore your remarks

There is no hope for you to make him flustered

You can try all you want but he'll stare at you for a few seconds and then focus on something else again

Don't let his calm demeanor fool you tho, once he's alone and the memories of your words come back to him a pink hue can be seen on his cheeks

The only time you'll get to see him all red and flustered is when you offer to feed him candy and coo at him how cute he is

That is literally the only time

After that he's never going to be embarrassed about something again

You smirk once you spot your target. Your boyfriend was busying himself eating the pile of candy Kenji and Kyoka got while trick or treating. You slowly walk up to him, your mischievous smile only getting wider the closer you got. You couldn't blow this, not when you worked days on finding the right thing to say to fluster your detective. Ranpo was oblivious to the scheming that was happening behind his back as he finally found his favorite lollypop in the pile of goods; happily unwrapping it and plopping it in his mouth. He let out the smallest squeak when you tackled him to the ground. 'Oh heavens! It seems that I have fallen for you my dear. Not that I mind at all, you look lovely under me.' You said to him with a much exaggerated tone of voice and a wink to finish it all off. You felt proud of your actions, but that pride soon sunk into your shoes as your boyfriend looked up to you with a raised eyebrow. 'You made me drop my lollypop.' He whined as he pushed you off of him, reaching for the now dirty candy. He pouted as he got up and threw it away. You sat there flabbergasted, all your planning gone in just a split second as Ranpo was unfazed once again. 'Why can't you just react to my comments for once!' You exclaimed as you crossed your arms. Ranpo sat back down in his chair again. The pout he once had slowly turned into a smirk as he saw you sitting on the floor in front of him. You looked at him with confusion as he grabbed your chin. 'You look even lovelier on your knees for me like that.' He mocked your wink as he turned back around, your eyes widening at his comment and cheeks flushing red. 'Was that a good enough reaction for you?'

Dazai Osamu

IT'S A COMEPTION BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU

Who can make the other one blush faster?

match made in heaven fr fr

Dazai is hard to throw off guard, you can flirt with him all you want but he'll match your energy perfectly

And let's be honest, he'll get you perfectly pink by calling you belladonna

Oh how this man loves you when you flirt with him

makes him weak in his knees

He's super horny though, so don't flirt too much or you won't be able to walk the next day

You'll get to see him flustered more when your relationship progresses and he lets his walls down more often around you

But the majority of your flirts are cheesy af and he loves it

'Someone pinch me, I think I'm dreaming. How can a human who's so perfect stand in front of me?' Dazai takes your hands as he sighs lovingly. 'I am such a blessed man.' You giggle at his words, already knowing how to counter his attack. 'If Van Gogh had you as a subject, the sunflowers would have gone in the trash.' He let go of your hands to hold his hand over his heart. 'Oh my belladonna! you're going to be the death of me!' He gasped for air. 'You take my breath away, my love. Do you know that?' You bit your lip, concentrating on not getting flustered as his sweet words entered your ears. He smirked as you didn't say anything for a while. Already claiming victory, but you were far from done. ' I really like our friendship you know, especially when we make out.' It was your turn to smile as you stunned your boyfriend into silence. It didn't last long though as he grabbed your waist and gently pushed you against a wall. 'Don't think you've won my darling, I have allot more in store then you might think.' Your smile dropped as you saw his lustful gaze, but you didn't give up just yet. 'I meant what I said earlier.' You leaned in closer, making sure he could feel your breath fanning over his lips. Dazai's response was to only press closer to you. "Ah yeah? let's test that statement shall we?'

Kunikida Doppo

There are two things that can happen when you flirt with him

One: He'll get it immediately and 'get angry' with you for not being serious at work

Or two: He doesn't get it and will react super seriously

This man can not flirt if his life depended on it, his idea of flirting are sharing his ideals and then saying that you fit the majority of them

He once asked Dazai as a last resort how to deal with you and your flirts

Dazai had the time of his LIFE, he was actually so happy his suicide attempt failed that morning because he didn't want to miss this for his life

'Are you sure this will work.' The blonde man asked his colleague as he stared at your working form. He smiled at the sight of your tongue poking out because you were concentrating so hard. The brunette nodded eagerly. 'Yes yes! as long as you do it exactly as I taught you, it'll be fine!' Dazai ushered him in your direction. Kunikida swallowed a lump in his throat as he tried to look as relaxed as possible. You didn't notice your lover walking up to you until he cleared his throat. You looked up from you computer screen and lit up as you saw him. 'There’s an empty spot here and I'm waiting for you to fill it.' You said to him as you patted your lap. He had to bite his tongue to keep him from bailing on his plan, he looked behind him to see Dazai standing there with his thumbs up. Kunikida shook his head as he turned his attention back to you. You looked at him suspiciously. 'Is there something wrong, love? You seem nervous.' He shook his head. 'No, it's just that I think your father is a thief.' You looked at him with an offended expression. 'Excuse me? What did you say?' He immediately panicked as he saw your furrowed brows and fire filled glare. 'I-I mean that I think your father is a thief because he stole all the stars and put them into your eyes.' He blurted out. Your glare turned into a soft expression as you registered the flirty comment. He still stood there, Dazai laughing behind him. Kunikida was slowly turning more and more red as you smiled at him. 'That was very sweet, thank you.' You replied after an agonizing long silence. He let out a breath he didn't know he was holding as he smiled back at you. He was never going to do this again.

Akiko Yosano

She can flirt, don't get me wrong, but her flirts are mostly medically related

in short: You don't understand them half the time

which makes you have the upper hand in a flirting contest

She'll laugh most of the time at your flirty remarks

Loves the dedication you put in them when you try to make her flustered

She doesn't get flustered easily

Only really gets embarrassed when you give her a sincere and simple compliment

She's a baddie, but immediatly turns into putty when you call her beautiful

It was your monthly dat night. You were waiting calmly for your girlfriend to finish up as you stood at the bottom of the stairs waiting for her. You knew how much effort she always put in her looks for you. But she could wear a plastic bag and be covered in mud and you'd still think God sent an angel your way. You smiled at the thoughts of your ethereal girlfriend as the stairs creaked, making you put your attention towards the sound. And there she was, the woman of your dreams in a beautiful purple dress and a face that could only be the definition of gorgeous. The corner of your lips lifted upwards as she descended the stairs towards you. 'I'm ready if you are.' She said, you couldn't take your eyes off her. 'I'm so lucky to be blessed with a beauty like you.' Your voice was soft and full of sincerity. She looked at you with those wide eyes and your heart skipped a beat as you saw her face redden. She pulled your arm and walked towards the door. 'Yeah, yeah. Let's go already.' You laughed as you opened the door for her. 'Anything for you.'

Jun'ichirō Tanizaki

He's used to it because of his sister, but that doesn't mean he is immune to it

He still gets super red every time you hit him with a flirty remark

He can't flirt, but he always has the best compliments ready for you that'll make you speechless

He always does it at the most random times too

when you're wrestling to get a hamburger in he will just sigh dreamily and call you gorgeous or something and you'll look at him all confused with your cheeks puffed out because of the food

If you flirt with him + touch him you'll get bonus points, he will not know how to act if you do that

You two were just chilling on your lovers bed with each other: You had opted on doing a face mask while eating ice cream while your boyfriend was reading a book. You looked like shit, but you never cared how you looked when you were with him. You were just putting another spoon full of chocolate sweetness into your mouth as Tanizaki looked up from his book and at you with adoring eyes. Scanning your every feature and noted the way you scrunched up your nose as the cold ice cream touched your teeth. 'You are so perfect, you know that?' He said and you stopped eating, the spoon still in your mouth as you looked at him. You raised your eyebrows as it took a few seconds for you to function again. You took the spoon out of your mouth and swallowed the ice cream, suddenly very conscious about your looks. '...thanks?' You said with a questionable tone. He just hummed and stared at you longingly for a few more seconds before going back to his book. You looked at him, sighing at how adorable your boyfriend was. A mischievous smile crept onto your features as you thought of a way to repay his kind words. 'I would look even more perfect on top of you.' You giggled as it was now his turn to stop functioning.

-

I am not down bad for Yosano or anything pfff

[chuuyrr]

Hello 👋 can we get a platonic! bungo stray dogs x scarlet witch! baby fushiguro! reader where baby!Fushiguro is feeling mischievous one day pulls pranks on everyone -except Dazai because obviously he’s the favorite- maybe they finally find out it’s baby!Fushiguro because the last person she pranks is kunikida. For Kunikida she puts a spell on his desk that the moment he opens one drawer a crazy whole bunch of different butterflies come flying out and baby!Fushiguro is just dying with laughter. Ranpo most likely knew you were responsible for the pranks already but wanted to keep silent and watch. Then at the end baby!Fushiguro is sleeping in Dazai’s arms and she activates her ability to turn off gravity and obviously they can’t wake her up knowing that if they try to she’ll get grumpy.

scarlet witch! baby fushiguro! reader pranks the armed detective agency using chaos magic

jujutsu kaisen x reader x bungo stray dogs

masterlist of the series

╰➤ CW(s): possible spoilers for bungou stray dogs, mentions of scarlet witch's powers and abilities, extremely fluffy

╰➤ PAIRING(s): platonic! bungou stray dog x child! reader (armed detective agency, but mostly dazai bc the favorite)

before you read: hi, in case you're new, you're megumi's younger half-sibling, and while you don't have cursed energy, you do have scarlet witch's powers and abilities! aside from that, as a special scarlet witch variant, you also have the ability to travel across the multiverse. how chaotic! furthermore, like your half-brother megumi, you are being cared for by gojo satoru, who also serves as your adoptive father. for more info, please see the masterlist.

as the harbinger of chaos that you were, and with reality-warping abilities far greater than any that exists in the world of gifted mafias and detectives, as well as your home world, the world of curses and cursed techniques—it was only natural for you to put your gift to use.

"[name]-chan!~" ranpo called your name.

ranpo, being the sharp detective that he was, noticed how you seemed to be in a particularly good mood today. in fact, you've been extra bubbly since you arrived in their universe.

"you seem to be in a good mood today," ranpo observed as he extended his hand to ruffle your [color]-hair locks as you sat on the seat next to him, swinging your legs back and forth.

"it's nothing!~" you exclaimed with a closed-eye smile, enjoying your uncle ranpo's head pat.

you and ranpo perked up, directing your gaze towards yosano, who was sitting on her desk and suddenly spit out her drink, completely taken aback—something that none of you were used to seeing given how cool and calm your auntie yosano was.

"yosano-sensei?" dazai questioned, blinking at the short-haired woman, "what's wrong?"

"someone swapped the wine in my locker into grape juice instead," yosano exclaimed, narrowing her eyes at the contents of the wine glass she had just filled, "damn.."

"oi, dazai, stop messing with yosano-sensei," kunikida said to the bandaged-man who was lounging at his desk, making a paper plane for you out of one of the report papers that was lying on his desk.

"ehh? that wasn't me, kunikida-kun," dazai exclaimed, a childish pout immediately appearing on his face in response to the accusation.

"really now?" kunikida questioned, raising his brow and placing a hand on his hip.

"yes, really! you're such a jerk, kunikida-kun!" dazai huffed, folding his arms across his chest, "i would never ever pull off such a thing to yosano-sensei because knowing myself, i would have done it to you instead!"

"WHY YOU—" kunikida was cut off.

fukuzawa had entered the office, covered in colorful confettis from head to toe, just as kunikida was about to grab dazai by the collar and strangle him alive with his bare hands.

ranpo's eyes widened as he tried to suppress a laugh and a smile, "p-president.."

"w-what happened to you?" naomi inquired, cupping her mouth to cover her own laugh.

"i supposedly had a box of rice buns in my office, but when i opened it... it was confetti instead," fukuzawa exclaimed, puzzled.

"that's so strange, president! the same thing happened to me earlier too, but instead of confetti, my packed gyudon turned into party streamers when i opened it," kenji raised his hand, completely unfazed and still smiling, "city life sure is exciting! you never know what happens next."

"are you sure it's not you, dazai-san?" atsushi asked as dazai handed you the paper plane he folded before he gasped and clutched his chest dramatically.

"atsushi-kun, how dare you! it wasn't me!" dazai exclaimed, motioning over you, who were still laughing and cheerfully swinging your legs as you waved the paper plane in the air with ranpo still behind your seat, "i'm playing with [name]-chan over here!"

"well, whoever is pranking us sure is good," sighed tanizaki, entering the office not long after fukuzawa with kyouka trailing behind him, "instead of confetti and streamers, powdered sugar exploded in my face!"

"i got ribbons in my hair..." kyouka muttered quietly, covering her face with her hands as her face flushed with embarrassment. Instead of flowers, kyouka's hair was adorned with ribbons.

"tanizaki-kun! kyouka-chan! oh, no! not you guys too!" atsushi's eyes widened at the sight of tanizaki being covered in powdered sugar and kyouka with ribbons in her hair.

after that, atsushi went over his own desk to find a tissue for tanizaki to wipe his face, but as soon as he found the box of tissues, something went wrong. as atsushi pulled a tissue, he noticed that it was connected to the others in the box by a chain or link, similar to a bunch of tied up handkerchiefs for a magic show.

"EHH?! THE TISSUES ARE TIED!" atsushi cried out, continuing to pull the tissues from the box.

"well, if it isn't dazai, who could it be?" kunikida sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose as he walked towards his desk.

"it's definitely not me. i'm hanging out with [name]-chan as well," ranpo shrugged, chuckling softly, "but this sure is entertaining to watch. that's nearly the entire armed detective agency members pranked."

you could hardly stop laughing at this point. ranpo's gaze was fixed on you as you played with the paper plane that dazai had given you, and he couldn't help but smile. even though ranpo knew what was going on with the agency today, he was letting it slide just this once.

kunikida approached his desk and opened his drawer, expecting to find papers and writing utensils presumably just to proceed with work despite the pranks that was being pulled off left and right, but instead found a swarm of butterflies—all sorts of colorful butterflies to be exact, the sight of which reminded him and everyone else of yosano's breathtaking thou shalt not die ability as he yelped and stumbled backwards in surprise.

with that, you burst out laughing, unable to hold back your laughter, and everyone in the office realized who was behind the pranks today—it was none other than the reality warping little witch they knew and loved.

"[name]-chan!" "[name]!" they all cried in unison.

"you prankster!" exclaimed dazai, extending a hand to pinch your cheek, which you simply giggled at.

"so, it was [name] all along," kunikida's lips graced into a smile as he sighed.

"of course it'd be [name]-chan, she's capable of warping reality in the blink of an eye. if it were dazai, it'd take him a long time to prank us one by one, unlike her, who can just cast spells or whatever without us even knowing," ranpo grinned as he looked at you.

"how did you do it, [name]? you had it planned, didn't you?" fukuzawa chuckled quietly, tilting his head and smiling softly.

you nodded in agreement, "and i did with my wiggly-woos magic at a molecular level!"

"chaos magic is truly a rivaled special ability," atsushi remarked, folding his arms across his chest, "[name]-chan got us good with it."

with everyone watching in awe, you lifted your index finger and using a red glow of psionics to transform the paper plane dazai folded you into a pretty blue monarch butterfly, "i'm glad i did because i've been practicing a lot, but the thing is uncle ranpo, i don't do spells. i've been told that reality can be whatever i want."

however, after using your wiggly-woos magic for that, you let out a yawn, prompting you to rub your eyes, which they undoubtedly thought was extremely adorable of you. in their eyes, you were a sleepy little kitten who had grown tired of playing all day.

"so cute!" both naomi and kirako squealed as they stared at you with a awestruck look.

"are you alright, [name]-chan?" dazai asked softly, noticing your suddenly sleepy state.

"mhm.. just sleepy.." you muttered quietly, yawning once more before giggling, "sorry.."

"well, except for ranpo-san and me, you pretty much pranked everyone with your wiggly-woos magic," dazai smiled at you, extending a hand to ruffle your hair, "that must have tired you out, right, [name]-chan?"

"i guess so.." you nodded drowsily in response.

"aww, come here sleepy little bella~"

with that, you made grabby hands towards dazai, indicating your want to be carried. dazai snatched you from your seat and drew you into his embrace, allowing your tiny figure to lean against him, your head against his shoulder, while you gripped the fabric of his brown coat.

dazai giggled at your sleepy and cuddly state, taking his hand to boop your nose, which you laughed at, but as soon as he started swaying gently, cradling you in his arms while humming a tune that seemed oddly familiar to the one that your adoptive father, gojo satoru, would hum to lull you to sleep, your eyes became heavier as you yawned more.

it wasn't long before you were dozed off in dazai's arms, all snuggled up in his embrace.

"[name]-chan fell asleep!" atsushi exclaimed quietly, a smile spreading across his face as he placed his hand on his lips, "how cute!"

"not only did she not prank dazai, but she chose to sleep with him instead of her uncle fukuzawa," tanizaki stated, shaking his head, "[name]-chan truly has favorites and it shows."

"and she didn't prank ranpo-san either," yosano sighed, chuckling softly, "talk about favorites."

"of course! it's only natural for [name]-chan to have me as her favorite. i'm her best uncle detective," ranpo smugly folded his arms across his chest before it faded into a pout, "but still, that makes me better than the boss, though i'm pretty sure the second favorite is that port mafia executive [name]-chan likes a lot."

"NOT THAT SLUG!" cried dazai all of a sudden in a comical and dramatic manner.

speaking of the "slug" with the ability to manipulate gravity, you whined softly in your sleep as dazai's raised voice prompted you to turn in your sleep.

"ah, sorry, [name]-chan! so sorry," dazai hushed you, apologizing and cradling you in his arms as he walked over to his desk and sat.

however, as dazai did, everything in the office began to glow red, alarming everyone. before anyone, including dazai, could react, all of the furniture, objects, and even themselves began to float upwards as if they had zero gravity as they became surrounded with the same red glow that was similar to nakahara chuuya when he makes use of his gravity manipulation.

"we're... floating," atsushi said, his arms spread wide as he tried, or more like struggled to balance himself in mid-air.

"even dazai-san is floating?" kyouka asked quietly, her gaze fixed on dazai, who was curled up slightly as he continued to cradle and hold your sleeping figure in his embrace despite floating in mid-air along with her and the others.

"for some reason, [name]-chan's chaos magic doesn't get nullified by dazai's," ranpo exclaimed, munching on a snack as he lay on his back in mid-air with an arm behind his head and a leg over his other, "it is most likely because [name]-chan's ability is counted as multiple abilities or simply because it is "magic," which conflicts with dazai's ability."

"that actually makes sense. [name]-chan is capable of more than just turning things into confetti, streamers, and butterflies. she can also travel across the multiverse, heal people, and most importantly," dazai exclaimed before stating his last sentence in a slightly disgusted tone, "control our gravity like that shrimp."

"oi, dazai, wake [name]-chan up! we still have work to do!" kunikida exclaimed, flailing his arms around in the air.

"you know i can't do that, kunikida-kun!" dazai replied back, his gaze narrowing slightly, "[name]-chan is going to get grumpy and throw a tantrum. don't you remember the last time?"

"dazai has a point, kunikida. we can't wake [name] up," fukuzawa cleared his throat, sweating as he remembered you crying and upset because they had woken you up. you were there up about it for nearly an hour, and it would have lasted longer if they hadn't brought you to the port mafia for chuuya or koyou to calm you down.

"well, floating around like this isn't so bad," yosano exclaimed, twirling around in mid-air before softly laughing, "it's pretty fun."

"yosano-sensei is right; this is relaxing as well!" kenji agreed, floating on his back with his limbs extended out, resembling a starfish.

"say, dazai, how long does [name] usually sleep?" kunikida sighed in defeat.

"hmm, [name]-chan usually sleeps for about an hour, but given how tired she is right now... i'd say more than an hour, kunikida-kun," dazai exclaimed, sweat dripping from his brow as he chuckled, motioning over to you drooling in your sleep, wetting his coat, but he continued to hold you and cradle you in his arms, patting your back.

"oh." was what all kunikida muttered back.

[ author's notes ! i was supposed post an angsty fic today, but didn't feel like it—so have some fluff instead :) i found myself enjoy writing this. it was just so cute <3 my heart is sooo full. anyway, i hope you liked it anon, and everyone who read this and made it this far. tysm for requesting hehe ! ]

[brxttydevil]

First Time Y’all Kissed (Scenario) PT 2

From: Bungo Stray Dogs Scenario

Part 1

Warning! Still out of character

Characters: Edgar Allan Poe (request by @student-in-devildom), Kunkida,

Ryūnosuke, Naomi and Jun'ichirō

Edgar Allan Poe

Poe is known to be competitive with Ranpo. And he has you always helping him to show that he is better and changing to Ranpo. You have had a good friendship and possibly a romantic relationship.

“You got the things?” He asked. He looked over towards you seeing you. To him, you were an angel in disguise. No matter how hard his plans are you are still there and able to help him in any way.

“Yes, I do!” You smiled at him. When you walked towards him, he turned back around because he was a blushing mess. You put the things on the desk, he was sitting at.

He been wanting to confess to you but everytime he becomes a mess and not being able to tell you until today. “I need to tell you something.”

You looked over at him and got closer. “What is it?”

“I…I-” he felt a lump in his throat every time he gets to the word like. But it is more than a like and more than a love. “I really like-”

You kissed him on the lips and he was a blushing mess afterward. “I like you too Poe.”

Kunikida

He had a list of his ideal woman or man which includes a lot of details but when he met you that list went out of the equation. You were so beautiful to him that the list wasn’t even needed at this point.

You were smart, amazing, and talented. He thought you weren’t even real for a while until he realized you actually were and he was super in love. He would help you with things and do things for you if you are sick. Dates always happened with him. The closest you got to kissing his lips was only kisses on the cheeks.

On your next date, he knew what he had to do. He wanted to kiss you before the night was over between you two. He wanted to stay with you forever. And hope you wanted that as well.

During the date, you can tell he was nervous about something but didn’t want to tell you. He got his lines prepared to ask you to be his lover and to kiss you. After the amazing date, he was in front of your house and that’s when he popped the question, you said yes of course and that’s when he kissed you. The kiss was short but it had both of you being happy and then you kissed him again before you walked to your door. You turned around to tell him that you love him then went inside the house. He was red-faced the whole way back to his house.

Ryūnosuke

You wanted to do something special for him. He did a lot for you and saw you as a strong person. You went to an antique store. You knew he liked those sorts of things.

While looking around you found the perfect thing for him. It maybe was a tiny bit expensive but it was something he would love. When you got back from the store you wrapped it up and went to go give it to him.

“Ryū, I have something for you!” He heard your voice and went to you. He looked at you questionably and looked at the thing in your hands.

“What is this?”

“Something special for you!”

You gave him his present and he opened it up. He was happy about it and he put it down and got closer to you. “There is something more special than that.” He kissed you. “And it’s you and thank you for the gift.” He smiled and got his present and walked away.

Naomi

Naomi was under you when you got closer romantically with her. She would help you out with missions as well as cuddle near you. She was jealous and you knew that and sometimes it was cute but other times over the top where you have to have a sit down with her. But she was amazing and cute and sweet.

You wanted to start a relationship with her. You have been seeing her for a week now and it feels like everything is going great. But you never kissed her. And that is gonna be your plan after you ask her out.

After your mission with her and only scratches on your body, you asked her out. She thought you meant on a date but you told her that you two would be together. She was very excited and said yes and then you asked to kiss her which she agreed and you started to kiss her which turned into a make-out.

Jun'ichirō

He made a mission himself to kiss you. He wanted to kiss you after he asked you to be his lover. He would always give you kisses all over your face so why not kiss your lips?

When he went into the room you were in and found you laying on the couch. He went over to you and took a deep breath and kissed you. It was unexpected for you, but you got into it really quickly.

[silverbladexyz]

Armed Detective Agency masterlist

Bold = oneshot

Dazai:

S/O who had a fight with their parents and is crying

With a fem! S/O who has tourette syndrome

Reacting to S/O switching to customer service voice

With an S/O who tried to cook him crab but failed

With an S/O who is professional at work but their apartment screams cuteness

With a rough S/O who has a heart of gold

Comforting S/O who had an episode in public

With an S/O who can alter reality

With a fem!S/O who can heal him without her ability

Shopping with him, writing his name on his palm, slow dancing and getting souvenirs

Should I stay, or should I go?

Truth and lies

Reader accidentally explodes their anger onto him

With an S/O who is scared of using their ability

With a fem!reader who thinks he’s just a friend

Soukoku in love with the same reader

Meeting S/O’s ex-fiancée

Reacting to S/O wearing lingerie (SFW)

Coming home to S/O asleep on the couch

Fell first, fell harder

An unexpected ploy

Christmas cuddles

With an S/O who has a pet kitty

Kunikida:

Reacting to S/O switching to customer service voice

With an S/O who is professional at work but their apartment screams cuteness

With a rough S/O who has a heart of gold

Atsushi:

Comforting him (platonic)

Reacting to S/O wearing lingerie (SFW)

With an S/O who's scared of using their ability

Tanizaki:

With an S/O who rickrolls him constantly

Ranpo:

With an S/O similar to Ootori Emu

[pixieskie]

Armed Detective Agency

━━━ ranpo✩

kinktober 010➝ food play

━━━Kunikida✩

kinktober 020➝ office sex

━━━ fukuzawa✩

coffee and accidental touches

━━━ tanizaki✩

tba

[aeshiiteiru]

Armed Detective Agency.

🧩— Drabbles 🍵— Requests 🌿— Headcanons

🌵— Smut 🌱— Angst 🍀— Fluff 🍃— Crack

Osamu Dazai

➪ [🍵🍃] My Peach!

(s/o slaps their butt ft. O. Dazai, N. Chuuya, S. Tetchou)

➪ [🍵🌱🍀🍃] ...My Flags?

(Their green, red and beige flags ft. O. Dazai, N. Chuuya, S. Tetchou)

Ranpo Edogawa

➪ nothing yet.

Akiko Yosano

➪ nothing yet.

Atsushi Nakajima

➪ nothing yet.

Doppo Kunikida

➪ nothing yet.

Junichiro Tanizaki

➪ nothing yet.

Yukichi Fukuzawa

➪ nothing yet.

Copyright © 2023 Aeshiiteiru.

[luvfy0dor]

“Too Caught Up in You ♡⁠˖” BSD x GN!Reader ੈ✩‧₊˚

Warnings; suggestive, kisses, PDA, groping, thigh kissing, hickeys, barely proofread

Description; getting caught with the bsd boys

A/n; so like I was gonna write Fyodor angst but Tumblr deleted a big long paragraph that I wrote so now I don't wanna write it anymore but I have to post something today so this is speedran. It was supposed to have Chuuya, Dazai, Nikolai, Fyodor, and sigma but I wanna play cod more than I wanna write so </3

Dazai Osamu ★

The way Dazai had been looking at you all day long was a tell-tale indicator that he was gonna try and pull something, even if the two of you were at the ADA. His eyes would trace over the shape of your body, whether you were sitting or standing, and every time he walked passed you, he'd place a hand on any part of you that he could reach. He just couldn't keep his thoughts work-related today for whatever reason.

"You look gorgeous as always, babe." He said, placing a hand on the small of your back while you made your way to the janitorial closet. Tanizaki had spilled a can of soda all over the floor after being nearly tackled by Naomi, and you were nice enough to offer to clean it up. "Yeah? Thanks, 'Samu. You know, I haven't seen you do much of that piled up paperwork on your desk, maybe you should get on top of that." You say, opening the door and flicking on the light. "But why get on top of my paperwork when I could get on top of you?" He smoothly responds. All you can do is roll your eyes and grab the mop bucket. "Because we're at work." The sternness in your voice doesn't shake him off just yet. "I suppose your right, but...just one kiss? Please? I've been thinking about you all day long." His voice was almost whiny, yet low at the same time.

You sighed and turned to him, feeling his arms immediately wrap around your waist and pull you closer to him. "Just one, darling, I promise..." He leaned in and let your lips meet one another for the first time since you arrived at the ada that morning but what seemed like the hundredth time since you woke up. He no hummed into the kiss and held the back of your head, pulling you in even closer than before. His other hand left your waist and brushed over your chest. "Mn-, you taste so good, sweetheart...maybe one more." You grinned and let him gently guide your body to lean against a wall, his leg moving in between yours with his hands on either side of you, pinning you in place. You reached up to cup his cheek and grab his shoulder, steadying yourself. "'Samu..." You whispered, wrapping the hair that frames his face around your finger. He moved to rub your hip with his hand and slide a finger under your waistband.

"We're gonna get caught, you know that, right?" You ask, catching your breath and gazing down at his lips. "That's fine, tanizaki can wait-" he whispers, but is cut off by the door opening and your name being called. "Y/n, did you get lost or somethin'-" his voice had some humor in it, but his face fell when he saw you pushed against the wall with Dazai practically on top of you. He grabs the mop and the bucket without any pinesol or floor cleaner and closes the door, mumbling on his way out. "I can just do it on my own.." you could hear him mutter before you pushed Dazai off of you gently. "See, I told you! God, we're gonna get in so much trouble if Tanizaki doesn't keep his mouth shut." You say nervously. "Don't worry, he will." Dazai gets the hint that you're not in the mood to continue and just rubs his neck. "Good... let's just go, if Kunikida gets on our asses then it is what it is I guess." You say, your voice filled with acceptance. He nodded in agreement and followed you out, and much to your surprise, no one had a word for you or Dazai. Everyone was engaged in conversations of there own while Tanizaki mopped the floor silently with a blank expression. You didn't really feel sorry that he saw you guys, but a twinge of guilt overcame you. Better him than anyone else though.

Sigma ★

Sigmas work wasn't going to do get done on its own, and much to your dismay he would have to leave your loving arms to complete it all day long. You both reside in a suite in the Aerial Casino not too far down the hallway from his office, and your bed was simply just not cutting it right now. You wanted to be in Sigmas arms, so that's exactly where you went. You knocked on his door and his voice beckoned you in, a small smile on his face when he realized it was you. "Hi, darling, do you need something?" You nodded and walked closer, sitting on the side of his desk. "Just you." You say, grabbing a strand of his hair and twirling it around your finger. He blushes and scooches closer to his desk and therefore you, rubbing his hand up your thigh and grabbing his pen again. "I don't want to say you're a distraction, but you definitely make it a little harder for me to work." He says, one of his arms snaking around your waist to trace circles with his thumb on your lower back.

You laugh a little. "Would you rather me leave?" You ask, letting go of his hair. "No, you can stay...im just so tired and you look so comfortable." He groans, turning and burying his face in your thighs sleepily. You run your fingers across his scalp and hum. "Did you not get much sleep last night?" You ask quietly and feel his hands grope at your skin through your pajama pants. He only groaned in response to your question,indicating a no. He stayed like that for a couple moments, just basking in your presence before turning his head to the side. "Your thighs are so soft...I love them so much." His hands trailed to the top of your pants, grasping at the waistband. "Wanna feel them in my hands." He murmured, pressing kisses to them through the fabric. You smiled at the sight.

"Wanna take 'em off?" You ask, tugging at the fabric. "Yeah.." he wastes no time pulling of your pants off, leaving you in your underwear. The pajamas fell to the ground quietly and sigma parted your legs to plant his kisses along your inner thighs. "Sigma.." you breathily said, feeling his tongue and teeth against your sensitive skin. You could feel him suck on them and leave hickeys in his wake, his hands kneading at your flesh while simultaneously holding them apart. Every so often, his eyes would flicker back up to you, his eyebrows furrowed and his pretty grey eyes covered with a sheen of yearning for you. He pulls away and rests his hand on the hem of your underwear. "These too? Please?" He asks, nearly begging. "Yeah, go ahead baby.." he eagerly slides his fingers under to pull them down, but a knock on the door interrupts him. He quickly jumps back and scrambles to get your pants for you. "H-hold on-!" He yells back nervously, trying to hold your pants out so you can stick your legs in the holes, but the door opens. "You're needed in the main- oh, gosh!" The employee turns away.

"I said to hold on!" He says back, his voice laced with annoyance. He finishes helping you and places a kiss on your cheek. "Excuse me, darling, I'll be back shortly. I have to go see what's so important." He guides you out of his way with his hand on your waist and leaves with the other employee. You sigh and frown, the flustered feeling in the pit of your tummy not going away with him. You make sure everything about your appearance is in order before walking out of his office and back to your suite, knowing that whatever ordeal he was managing could take a while. It's alright though, he'd be sure to make it up to you later, he'd never leave his lover high and dry like that for too long. It would be another night of little sleep for Sigma.

A/n; I'm so tired honk mimimimimimimimmi

[asuyaka]

I saw that you write for BSD, so can I request a Dazai x Male Reader(could be gn too, I'm fine with whatever) where the reader is also a detective from ADA and they are bloody rich and they love giving Dazai the royal treatment? I'm talking about carrying his stuff for him, buying whatever he wants without even needing to ask for it, paying for literally everything, making him snacks that they know he will like, opening doors for him, letting him walk on the safer side of the street, giving him flowers, playing with his hair, changing his bandages for him, carrying him around when he doesn't want to use his legs, showering him with kisses and compliments, praising him for his work and constantly expressing how proud they are of him, the whole nine yards.

I just want that man to get some good pampering, heaven knows he needs it.

★ - aaaa!!! 'm sooo glad 'm gettin BSD reqs!! >_< dazai isn't really 'm cup of tea, but 'm think he's okay ! (≧∇≦)ﾉ

☆ - Dazai Osamu x GN! Reader — Can be read as Male reader!

♡ - It's 'm first time tryin' ta write kissin' scenes 'n stuff so please tell me if it's good! Constructive criticism is heavily 'ppreciated! ( •̀ ω •́ )y

It's not an understatement to say you're wealthy. You've worked hard to get where you are now, been through your fair share of trauma to finally live a somewhat stable life in the ADA.

Someone as wealthy as you with no family members to spoil should have someone to make feel worthy, right?

You do. Your best friend, and somehow boyfriend, Dazai Osamu, and his ever-so-concerning suicidal tendencies.

You love him more than anything, as cheesy as that may sound. And you spoil him to make sure he knows that too. Sure, Kunikida may call it a waste of money, but what will you do with it? You're happy in your quaint little ADA-issued dorm room, and sure people might berate you for not buying a million-dollar mansion but that's a waste of money.

You might be millions upon millions of yen wealthy, but you're humble with it.

Not with your spending on Dazai but... he's your boyfriend, who cares?

You walk into the main ADA office with a bright smile on your face. Not that your expression is visible, there's a massive array of flowers covering it.

"[Name] is doing it again," Yosano says as she rolls her eyes. She was the one who with her expert wingman skills, brought you and Dazai together and you'll always be greatful for that.

You wave at Atsushi who was always front and center at you and Dazai's 'gross lovey-dovey actions' as Tanizaki says.

Atsushi gets up, knocking on the Director's door. "Dazai-san, [Name]-san is here for you."

You shift the bouquet from your center to your left side, hiding an array of gifts in the bag you bought as well.

Dazai walks out of the Director's office, hands in his pockets as he pats Atsushi's head. "Alright, what is it this—" His eyes widen when they meet yours.

This isn't the first time you've given Dazai gifts that were obviously expensive. There was a time when you gave him a car and quickly learned how horrible of a driver he was so you weren't making that mistake ever again.

"All of this is for... me?" Dazai points at himself exasperatedly, his eyes wandering around your frame. The bouquet was almost twice your size, full to the brim with pink flowers— flowers he could easily recognize.

They were Camelllias. Flowers that meant love.

"Come, come! There's more for you." You beamed, putting the flowers down and handing him the bag.

Naomi was curious about what was in it the second you walked past the reception, Kenji, was just a naturally curious person.

Dazai pulls out a sharkitty plush. There were two of them, one in black and another in grey. "Oh, they're matching! I thought they looked cute so—"

"They're amazing— you're amazing." Dazai breathes out, a soft tint of red on his face.

Ranpo makes an overexaggerated gagging noise, leaning back against his chair with a lollipop in his mouth.

"I can easily stop supplying you with candy."

Ranpo takes that as an easy warning, immediately going back to doing his work.

"I have a date reserved for us if you aren't busy?" Your voice comes out sheepishly as if it's your first time asking Dazai out. In front of his co-workers it is, but with the amount of PDA you two do, asking him out shouldn't be this embarrassing.

"Crabs?"

"Who do you think I am? Of course, they have crabs."

Dazai smiles, grabbing the bouquet and letting you lead the way. You two begin walking, bidding farewell to your co-workers as you speed up a bit, opening the door for him.

"Ughh— just get out already! No one wants to see you two fawn over each other!" Ranpo yells from his chair. You hear Dazai laugh as he waves one final goodbye, glad he doesn't have to do anymore work, and glad he gets to spend time with you— his partner.

You close the door shut, grabbing the stuff from Dazai's arms so he doesn't have to carry anything. He pressed a kiss on your cheek. He loves you, so so much.

"You didn't have to spend so much on me, you know?" He says softly as he stuffs his hands in his pockets again.

"I don't care about my spending when they come to you, Dazai. I've told you this before, anything you want I'll get it for you. You're my boyfriend, and I love you. What more of a reason do I need?"

Dazai's cheeks burn bright. He's never been the one on the receiving end of flirting, but that all changed when he met you.

He's never felt love, romantic at least, until you came into his life.

He wishes you met Odasaku, you two would've gotten along. "I-I know, you're just—"

"Amazing? Perfect? Stunning? Ooo, maybe you're gonna call me beautiful!" You fill in for him, a cheeky grin on your face as you open the car door for him.

You put your gifts in the backseat, settling in the driver's seat with an adorning smile on your face. "Reward your doting partner with a kiss?"

Dazai rolls his eyes but brings his bandaged hand to your cheek. Your lips meet his in the middle and your hand rests atop his. The kiss was slow, your lips pressed against his like they were made for each other— like you two were made for each other.

You break the kiss in a pant, looking at Dazai with nothing short of fondness in your eyes. "You're great, you're so amazing Dazai."

"Shut up and kiss me."

You comply, now leaning over him as your lips press together, your teeth clacked against his. Dazai's tongue twirled with yours, pressing against the roof of your mouth, his hands settling on your hips as a groan left his mouth, your knee resting in the middle of his legs.

"HAVE SOME DECENCY YOU TWO!"

The two of you separated, looking at the voice with short breaths. Kunikida was standing in front of your windshield, an exasperated look on his face.

You wave an apology, fixing yourself up and sitting back in the driver's spot.

"You okay?" You ask quietly, you and Dazai's hand still intertwined.

"Dinner, right?"

You nod, pressing a final kiss on his cheek as you buckle him and then yourself. "I love you."

Dazai smiles, grabbing the black sharkitty plush from the back, and leaving it in his lap. "I have a crush on you." He says bluntly, his hands scratching the fur on the plushie's body.

You roll your eyes at Dazai's odd way of saying he loves you, but that's just how he is, and you couldn't have him any other way.

[falloutjuli]

Hey I love your blog! That post that you wrote with y/n moving in with Chuuya had me kicking my feet and screaming it’s just *chefs kiss* perfect ❤️‍🔥 if your requests are open can I ask for Chuuya and Dazai with an artsy reader who loves to crochet and make them small clothing pieces/plushies? I’m so down bad for these men istg

Thank you so much for your nice words! It really means a lot to me to hear that you like it. Chuuyas part is shorter (no pun intended :D), since I struggled to write more. If I later come up with more ill come back to edit this post. For now, I hope you enjoy this! Dazais scenario was a lot of fun specifically!

_______________ Chuuya Nakahara/Dazai Osamu x artist!Reader!

Warnings: Dazai typical suicide mentions, Crack _______________

Requests are currently open!

Masterlist - Rules for Requests

Dazai:

Adores his plushie mini-me.

Definitely showed it around the ADA, asking everyone “You see this? They made it for me! Me! The similarity is striking, isn’t it?”

Requested a crocheted noose for his mini-me, so that “He can live the dream.”

Kunikida eventually got annoyed because instead of working Dazai kept playing with his plush, so he banished it to Dazais locker.

He now hangs it in there by the noose every time, not wanting Kunikida to potentially confiscate it.

You invited Dazai to make more mini plushies with you, which he did take you up on.

And while your skilled hands got Mini Ranpo, Atsushi, Yosano, Fukuzawa, Kyouka, Kenji and the Tanizaki siblings done, Dazai worked on Kunikidas mini me.

Definitely drew angry eyebrows on Kunikidas already rough looking doll, giggling like a madman.

“Hey there!”You called into the office, quickly slipping in with a giftbag and some baked goods. You were immediately greeted by the ADA staff who coincidentally were all gathered in the main room.

Dazai already knew why you were here, so he happily spun in his chair, his sly grin ever so present on his face. Before you could even set the plates of muffins down, Ranpo had already stolen two off it, peeking in the giftbag as he did. “As a thanks for helping me out last month, I made all of you something!” You proclaimed and started giving everyone their mini-me.

Fukuzawa thanked you wholeheartedly, unable to hide the big smile when he spotted the cat you made extra for him. Kenji and Yosano both inspected the cute plushes, marveling at the details, like Yosanos Butterfly accessories and chainsaw and Kenjis little hat and street sign.

Ranpos Mini-me was promptly placed on his desk, while he was busy eating the muffins you had brought along. Atsushi kept asking how you were able to do that and if he could learn it too and Kyouka just starred at hers with a blushing face, only able to mutter a quiet “Thank you!”when you passed her a muffin.

As you shuffled to Kunikida, you whispered your apologies to him, while Dazai presented Mini-Kunikida. The proportions looked off, it wasn’t as well made as the others and the big black marker made eyebrows had the ADA laugh as the blond took it from your boyfriend.

“Thank you..I’m guessing you made it, Dazai?”He asked, unsure what to say to the plush.

“Yes! One hundred percent handmade, with these Hands!”Dazais said, showing off his hands.

While everyone was talking, showing off their gifts to one another, Dazai pulled you close, hugging you from behind.

----

Chuuya:

His plushie sits on his work desk and if someone makes it fall off, he will pretend to not care, but he will softly pick it up to put it back on its place once they leave.

Normally not the kind of guy to integrate crotched clothing into his styles but he changes it a little so he can wear something you made when hes casually out and about.

Became a big fan of the socks you made for him, all with patterns to match him of course.

Tried crocheting with you once, but its not really his thing. He does like watching you though or helping you if you need it, while he sits next to you doing his own thing.

Offers you to buy anything you need. Need new materials? Well get ready to be taken shopping and if you as much as look at something, it’ll be put in your basket.

Would 100% ask for a crotched dog, made to look like the one from his favorite movie.

“Doll?”He asks, watching as you resumed your pattern, after taking a sip from your share of the wine. “Yes Chuu?”

”You think you could make me a dog plush? Like the one from ‘The boy and The Puppy’?”

You laughed, leaning onto his shoulder as you continued. “Sure! I’ll finish this one and then see what I can do.”

He pressed a kiss on top of your head, smiling already just thinking about the tiny plush.

It took a while until you had it ready, you did the final steps while enjoying a nice evening with him on the couch, watching said movie.

“There. It’s all done!” You finally proclaimed and sat your material down, before handing Chuuya the newly made plush.

You thought you had outdone youreself this time, it looked so much like the dog from the movie, so you hoped Chuuya would love it just as much.

The ginger spun it around looking at it in awe.

“I still can’t believe you can just create things like this. Thank you so much!”

He quickly gave you a kiss, pulling you close to cuddle with you, as his eyes kept darting from his plush to the movie template.

"I am so lucky to have you, doll." He mumbled, still not believing that his partner could make all these lovely presents for him.

From his mini-me plush, to the wine themed socks you made and now this plushie he will forever treasure all these little things you made specifically for him.

[thatgirlsstar]

Make You Feel My Love // Kunikida Doppo x Reader

Warnings: Angst to fluff, Female reader, Pet names(Dear, My Love(used my both kunikida and reader), Kunikida calls reader Y/N first half of fic

Words: 1007

Now playing: Make You Feel My Love by Adele

Please do not copy, translate or post on any other platforms this belongs to @urgirlmoon thank you:)

Kunikida had a page in his book dedicated to how his future girlfriend/wife was supposed to be. You didn’t match that. You knew that. Everyone in the agency knew how you felt about the blond, knew how you tried to please him the best you could to hopefully become the one he wants. It never seemed to work for you though.

“Y/N please you know I have my ideals on the kind of woman I want.” He had said to you. That hurt. It hurt to know that you couldn’t be what he wanted. You requested time off from work. Fukuzawa allowed it knowing what happened considering word travels fast in the agency. He asked how long you were going to be gone and you said “A month, Month and a half at most.” - “Alright, please take care of yourself.” He nodded.

You reached the door and then looked back at him “Please don’t tell anyone I requested time off, they can speculate what they want.” He just nodded to you and with that you left. You went to your desk and started packing up your stuff. “Where ya goin’?” Dazai asked from behind you. “I’m leaving.” You said and turned to face him with your things. “What? Why?” He asked as if he didn’t know why and you just rolled your eyes and went to walk out the door. Atsushi and Kyouka had walked through the door when you were leaving “Miss Y/N?” Atsushi said your name and you just smiled “I’ll see you later Atsushi, You too, Kyouka.” 

They both didn’t seem pleased to see you leaving. You were out the door without a second thought. Kunikida came back to see your stuff gone and grumbled “Where did she go?? She still has reports to finish.” He seemed agitated. “She left just a few minutes ago.” Dazai said, rolling his eyes. Kunikida just grumbled and walked to Fukuzawa’s office. “President, Y/L/N left without authorized permission-” Kunikida was cut off by Fukuzawa “I said she could leave. Don’t worry about it.” 

After that day the month seemed to go by rather slowly. No joyous laughter from you and Yosano over silly things, no yelling from you and Ranpo fighting over snacks, no pranks pulled by you and Dazai, no small talk with Atsushi and Kyouka. Everyone was in a bad mood. “When is Y/N coming back!” Ranpo questioned randomly one day and everyone groaned in agreement, besides Kunikida. “I wonder as well…” Kunikida muttered, He missed you but wouldn’t voice it. A week later you came back. You were the first one in the office that morning. You got your work done before anyone came in, and gave everyone little presents for your absence, including Kunikida. 

You gave Yosano new scalpels, Ranpo snacks, Atsuhi a little white tiger plush, Dazai a new suicide manual book, Fukuzawa some tea, the Tanizaki siblings cake, Kyouka some little crepe snacks and lastly, Kunikida a new notebook from his favorite notebook maker. 

When everyone came in that morning you were nowhere to be seen, they noticed the paperwork on your desk was done and organized unlike how it was left when you left, they didn’t mess with it though, much to Kunikida’s displeasure. The next thing they noticed were the gifts. They were all appreciative. When you had come back from getting coffee everyone was ecstatic. Asking you questions, where you had been, what you had been up to, and most importantly why you had just walked out that day. You answered their questions and everything was back to normal.

That was 3 years ago. You and Kunikida are now married with a one year old and another on the way. Remember this one?” You asked him and he nodded “Of course I do my love. That was the day you came back to the agency after you left for a month, after I rejected your feelings for the first time.” He said and you hummed. “And this one?” You asked, pointing at a photo of him hugging you and yourself smiling brightly. 

“Of course I do, dear, That was the one Dazai took the day we got together.” He said kissing the crown of your head. “This one?” You asked and he chuckled “What was when you told everyone I proposed. Yosano almost fainted.” He said, replaying the memory in his head. “This one?” You asked, looking at him, “Our wedding, You and President were dancing. Your father passed the year before so you had no one to do your father daughter dance with, He volunteered.” Kunikida then pointed to the picture “You both look extremely happy.” He said softly. “Okay what about this one?” He asked you and you giggled. 

“That was when we told everyone we were having a baby. Dazai’s reaction was hilarious.” You sighed and then pointed to the next one “this one?” You said eyes looking over the picture. “First time everyone met Emiko, our bundle of joy.” He said and you laughed. “This one?” He said and you picture the scenario perfectly “This is when we told everyone about the second one coming.” You said putting your hand on your belly. He nodded, smiling and you flipped to the next page. It confused you. “What’s this one from?” You asked, looking at Kunikida. “I took that one on our first date when you weren’t looking. You looked pretty with the wind blowing your hair and the setting sun on your face.” He said and you smiled and picked up your daughter off the floor. “Why don’t we watch a movie?” You asked and Kunikida just chuckled and nodded while turning on the TV. You were leaning against him with your daughter on your chest and got comfortable. You were finally happy and content with your little family.

“I could make you happy, make your dreams come true, nothing that I wouldn’t do, go to the ends of the earth for you, to make you feel my love” -Make You feel my Love, Adele

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Hi! Saw you asking for req under the bsd tag soo if possible I'd like to request for Tanizaki and/or Ranpo with gn!reader. Just overall fluff/comfort stuff of reader being super drained for a days and not managing to catch a break, which get them on the verge of crying for even little stuff like accidently burning food

Hope it is fine and thank you🫶

of course and i hope u like it anon^.^ lowk apologizing now if Tanizaki seems ooc at all I haven't written much for bsd yet!

ft Tanizaki x bsf gn!reader

warnings: mentions of reader overworking and mentions of reader just being overworked and needing a hug, derealization kinda but lightly implied

a/n: lowk is one of my favs so far and a fun fact I finished this while listening to a bedtime story I found on Spotify about Prometheus!

In a way, you could say the past few weeks had been like watching the charge on a phone slowly deplete with each passing second. It wasn't anyone else's fault; cases had just started to pile up, and I was trying to handle each one as quickly as possible while assisting other agency members when they needed help. But something about today felt like the metal casing of the pipe my life had become wanted to burst at the seams.

Standing by the stove with Tanizaki as we made Tempura, everything felt overwhelming. The hot oil popping up sporadically and the heat of the kitchen added to the exhaustion I felt. As I stood idly in front of the stove, holding a piece of Tempura tightly under what felt like scorching oil, time seemed to freeze. It felt like I was the shrimp, unable to swim back up, staring at my exhaustion holding me down.

"(Y/N)?" Tanizaki tapped my shoulder, trying to snap me out of what felt like a near-unreal state inside my body. "Huh?" I mumbled, snapping out of my thoughts as I looked down at the nearing burnt shrimp in the oil, quickly retrieving it and placing it with the rest. I blinked a few times, hearing the stove click off as Tanizaki moved the pot of oil to a different burner. "You looked like you weren't there for a second. Are you alright?" he asked me. I nodded, wiping my hands off with a small towel before rubbing my face with my hands, trying to wake myself up, but instead, tears threatened to burst from my eyes.

Why did it have to happen now? I hadn't given myself a break in almost a full week. "I'm fine. I think I'm just not feeling good," I mumbled, trying to brush the tears away. Everything was fine, right? I just needed to sit down for a moment, and everything would be fine. I'd feel better, and I wouldn't look like a complete idiot in front of him. "You don't look okay, (Y/N). Sit down; let me get you some water, okay?" Tanizaki suggested.

I nodded as he went to fetch water. As I sat down at the small table, I realized the scattered papers from the case we were supposed to be working on for the past couple of days. Now, I couldn't even give a straight answer if I was supposed to work or not. Tanizaki returned, sitting across from me. I tried to wipe my tear-stained cheeks clean, feeling embarrassed, but I could tell he knew it was more than just tears.

"You know, you don't have to do all of it," he said, his voice like a soothing breeze. "Picking up all those cases… We can all help you, (Y/N). We're like a big family, and we all want to help each other whenever possible. You aren't alone." His words reassured me, and suddenly, tears began to flow uncontrollably. I didn't even try to stop them; I just let them flow as I stared down at my hands.

"I know. I just thought I should do as much as possible," I managed to say through my tears. He hugged me, my head resting on his shoulder, soaking his shirt slightly with salty tears. "You do more than enough, (Y/N). You don't have to overwork yourself to the point of exhaustion to prove that, I promise," he said, warding off any lingering thoughts of self-doubt in my head.

[gettinshiggywithit]

「ᴛɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴇᴀꜱᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ꜱʜᴏᴘᴘɪɴɢ ~」

Scenario:Gift Shopping With Yosano

Pairing: akiko Yosano x fem!reader(platonic)

Genre: fluff

A/N:Hi everyone! Hope everything thing is great and your Christmas has been merry ☺️ I got myself to write and i hope yall like it!

It was the Christmas season and yosano had gifts to buy!

And of course she made her bestie come along with her, an extra set of hands never hurt anyone~

“So, kiko, where to first?” You asked, arm interlocked with akiko.

“Hmm i think we’ll start with some dress shopping?Finding some new Christmas outfits sounds like a good place to start~” she said as she dragged you into a department store.

Red,green,black and even navy blue.

about a thousand dresses had been tried on between the two of you.

“Hmm how does this look on me?” She asked as she twirled in a sequined navy blue dress. Of course she looked magnificent, and she knew it, but your opinion meant a lot to her too.

“I think this one suits you best ‘kiko!l it goes perfectly and with the pearls you bought the other day, it’d be perfect!” You said matter of factly.

“Hmm i think you’re right! I’ll get this one, but what about you?” She asked as she disappeared back into the changing room to change back into her regular clothes.

“Hmm i think ill get the black dress i wore earlier!”

“The one with the star detailing?”

“Yup that’s the one!”

“Ooh that one didd look great on you~perfect choice y/n”

She stepped out of the dressing room and the two of you paid and checked out.

You also got a pair of black wedge heels while she chose some silver ballet heels.

“Now what?” You asked

“Now for present shopping, i havent bought the other’s gifts yet.” She said as she looked through her bag for what you assumed was a list “what about you?,” she resumed after pulling out a crumpled piece of paper.

“Yeah even I haven’t started on that yet…” you replied.

“Oh well then! Dont let me see my present.”she said with a wink

You laughed along, but little did she know you’d already bought her present! A gold and silver necklace with a butterfly charm to match her head piece.

You continued on and watched as she bought atsushi a new pair of boots, dazai,a few roles of bandages, Kunikida,a new pen(he keeps breaking his thanks to dazai),kenji a new hat, fukuzawa, a cat plushie, ranpo a gift voucher for the local sweet shop,kyouka a new bunny plushie,haruno a new blouse,mii a Christmas themed cat-costume and the tanizakis a pair of matching sweatshirts.

You followed suit and bought your colleagues presents as well and after all of that tedious work, you both gave the gifts over to be wrapped and headed to the spa to relax,after which you headed back to the ada apartments,bid farewell to eachother and it was then that you realised you hadnt seen what she’d bought for you…

Sneaky…how so very yosano of her

“Well,” you said to yourself as you snuggled in with a cup of hot cocoa, “guess ill have to wait and see.”

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There's a Will; There's a Way (Book 4) Chapter Seventeen

Dazai Osamu x Fem! Reader

Chapter Seventeen: Blood for Blood

Summary: Akira and Fukuzawa face Fukuchi, and Dazai and Fyodor's minds work against each other.

            (Y/N) and Akira moved through the airport halls without encountering anyone. Civilians had been evacuated, and the Hunting Dogs were, presumably, already battling Agency members. They paused at the windows to peer down at the runway. Ranpo and Fukuzawa stood across from Fukuchi. Beside Fukuchi, two medical beds holding Kunikida and Tanizaki sat on the ground.

            (Y/N)’s eyes widened. “Damn!” she cursed, green sparks flying up around her fist. “He’s already taking us out!” She gritted her teeth. “We need to get down there.”

            “I’ll go,” said Akira.

            (Y/N) looked at her. “What?”

            “If the Hunting Dogs and Fukuchi are gaining the upper hand, we need to split up,” said Akira. “I’ll join your boss and Ranpo. You find Bram.”

            “No way, I’m not letting you fight Fukuchi, you could die,” said (Y/N) fiercely.

            “I already told you that I’m only doing that if I’m taking him with me,” said Akira, just as passionately. “And you and I both know that I can hold my own against him.”

            “My ability would work better against him—”

            “That’s why I’ll go,” said Akira. She looked at (Y/N) levelly. “If I die and God forsakes me so much that Fukuchi doesn’t die with me, we’ll need you. The world will need you.” She smiled awkwardly. “Plus, let’s be honest, you’re better with people. You can handle Bram more than I can.”

            (Y/N) stared at her best friend. “I don’t like this.”

            “I know,” said Akira. She reached out and squeezed (Y/N)’s hand. “But we’ll handle it. You and me.”

            “Us against the world at this point,” chuckled (Y/N) mirthlessly, returning the gesture. “Be careful, Akira.” She smirked. “And give Fukuchi hell.”

            Akira grinned. “Hell Hath No Fury like a Mori scorned.”

            With a final encouraging look at each other, the pair of friends split up, one taking a step back to jump through the window, the other running down the hall. Akira braced and leapt forward.

            Hell Hath No Fury.

            Red light surrounded her, and horns and claws appeared. She effortlessly broke through the window, falling to the runway below as the first blood of Fukuchi and Fukuzawa’s fight was spilled.

            (Y/N) ran through the airport halls. She had no real idea where she was going, but she was following her intuition, her will. It had never steered her wrong before. It was a deeply imbedded part of her.

            She narrowed her eyes in determination. This would not be the end of the Agency or the world.

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            Fukuchi tossed Ranpo’s limp body to the side, and Fukuzawa drew his sword. He refused to watch his son get hurt, not after Fukuchi had already hurt so many of his detectives. Fukuchi faced him readily, glowing sword at his side, ready to pierce the past and disrupt Fukuzawa’s present attacks.

            The very moment before they lunged, a crash echoed over the runway. The silver-haired men paused and looked to the sky. A being of red and black jumped across the sun, landing in a rainfall of glass on the tarmac with them. Akira Mori had arrived. She looked up, eyes completely black, claws ready to strike.

            Fukuchi tsked. “I thought I’d killed you. I suppose you Moris are always troublesome.”

            “We do our best to be,” responded Akira, straightening.

            “Where’s (Y/N)?” said Fukuzawa sharply. The two women had been intent on being a team. So where was (Y/N)?

            “We’re handling the situation,” said Akira. “Frankly, the plan has gone to shit.”

            “You think you can take me, girl?” said Fukuchi.

            Akira shrugged. “To be honest, I’m not sure.” Her glare sharpened, and the red glow around her darkened. “But I’m getting revenge for my mother, so I’m not going to back down.”

            Fukuzawa’s eyes widened at the realization. “Nanako…” His gaze turned on Fukuchi. “You killed Nanako?” He remembered the aftermath of her death. Mori had been destroyed. Any humanity he had seemed to die with Nanako.

            “She got in the way,” said Fukuchi coldly. “Just as all you are.”

            “Hey, Mr. Boss Man,” said Akira. “Should we get to it? I’m itching to kill this guy.”

            “Ah, youth. Always so ready to run to their deaths,” said Fukuchi, adjusting his stance and hold on his sword.

            Fukuzawa saw the movement, minute enough that only a fellow swordsman could see it. “We will not let this continue, Gen’ichiro.”

            “Then you must stop me, Yukichi,” said Fukuchi.

            They lunged, and Fukuzawa and Fukuchi parried one another, swords locking together.

            “You can’t defeat me,” said Fukuchi. “You have no way to see the future as I do.”

            Behind Fukuzawa, a portal of Fukuchi’s future attack appeared, but Fukuzawa leaned to the side and avoided it. He didn’t even need to look back.

            “I may not see the future, but I do see the past,” said Fukuzawa. “We’ve known each other for twenty years. I know your habits, your breath, your sword as well as my own.” He narrowed his eyes. “And I look to the future by letting those who are the future lead the way.”

            He pushed back on Fukuchi’s sword, and Fukuchi took a step back. At the same moment, Akira attacked, slicing down at Fukuchi with her claws. Fukuchi turned to dodge, and Akira twisted midair, grabbing his arm and throwing him over her shoulder. Claws ripped through skin, and Fukuchi twisted to land on his feet, striking at Akira. Behind him, Fukuzawa struck with his sword, and Fukuchi put out a hand, letting it stab through his palm. Blood from his arm and hand dripped to a puddle on the ground, but he refused to flinch as he stared his opponents down.

            “You never came to the battlefield with me,” he said darkly. “What do you know of me?” He tossed his sword up into the air.

            Fukuzawa and Akira’s eyes widened. They knew that wouldn’t be good. He was about to attack. The moment their eyes caught the flash of silver in the air, Fukuchi pulled out two throwing knives. With his gift activated, he thrust the knives at his opponents. The force of a hundred attacks pushed the knives through Akira and Fukuzawa’s stomachs.

            They were thrown back from Fukuchi as he caught his sword again and gazed at them darkly. Fukuzawa coughed up blood, and Akira gritted her teeth, refusing to cry out but holding a hand to her wound as blood seeped from it.

            “That battlefield changed everything,” said Fukuchi. “The man you knew is no more. You and I, as we were in those days, no longer exist anywhere.”

            “Will you shut up?!” hissed Akira, lunging upon him.

            He struck at her, and she dodged, demonic qualities protecting her. She dug claws into his ribs and side, pulling blood from him. He coughed, but with a flick of his wrist, a portal and future slice of his sword stabbed through Akira’s arm, forcing her to let go and fall.

            Her blood splattered across his uniform, and Fukuchi looked down coldly. And then his eyes widened. Nanako’s blood…

            Before he could move on his realization, Fukuzawa attacked. Fukuchi spun and parried. The pair were locked for a moment before Fukuchi pivoted and let Fukuzawa’s sword pass by his face. Fukuchi struck, and Fukuzawa stumbled to the ground as blood spilled from yet another wound.

            “Stay down,” said Fukuchi coldly. He stabbed Fukuzawa’s hand as he reached from his sword. “I won’t kill you yet. The final comedy of the human realm needs an audience.”

            Fukuzawa gritted his teeth. “You haven’t gotten One Order yet. You haven’t won, Gen’ichiro.”

            “Nanako sealed it. She can open it,” said Fukuchi.

            Fukuzawa’s eyes widened, and he watched Fukuchi turn on Akira. The young woman stood, fierce and undeterred by her wounds. Her gift kept her alive and fighting, her fury and thirst for revenge fueling her fight.

            “Gen’ichiro,” coughed Fukuzawa. “You targeted the Detective Agency to punish me for my betrayal, didn’t you? But you must understand that this can’t get revenge for all who died at war all those years ago.” He glared at Fukuchi. “There. I’ve named your objective. Free my people!”

            Fukuchi paused and looked back at Fukuzawa. Without a single movement, a portal opened, and Fukuzawa gasped as another blade stabbed through his back.

            “You’re wrong.”

            Fukuchi removed his blade and let Fukuzawa fall to the ground.

            As Fukuzawa fell, Akira recovered and moved at Fukuchi. She twisted around him as he attacked, unfazed by his sword, and grabbed his wrist. For a moment, they grappled for his sword.

            Akira coughed and choked on blood as the sword’s tip disappeared and reappeared in her chest. It cut through her at an odd angle, and she gasped for air as her lungs constricting, feeling the blade through her chest.

            She narrowed her eyes and plunged her claws into Fukuchi’s chest. She refused to back down. Even if she died, she was taking him with her. Her claws sunk into him, drawing blood and reaching for his heart. Before Akira could wrench his heart from his chest, though, a gasp was wrenched from her.

            All over her arms and legs, blood sprayed from wounds as Fukuchi’s sword multiplied with attacks of the future. Akira couldn’t remain standing and fell. Fukuchi caught her by the collar and pressed a hand to her wound. She growled and kicked him, but before she could make contact, another slash tore through her leg, and she went lip. Fukuchi pressed his fingers into her side’s wound again, and Akira gasped at the burning pain.

            Satisfied, Fukuchi let her go, and she slumped to the ground. He held up his bloody hand and stared down at Akira coldly. Turning, he picked up One Order’s container with his clean hand.

            “Nanako sealed this with blood. The blood of an angel cannot be tampered with,” said Fukuchi. His eyes moved to Fukuzawa and Akira. “But her own blood can open it.”

            Akira’s eyes widened, and Fukuzawa’s eyes narrowed.

            Fukuchi pressed Akira’s blood to the container of One Order. It glowed gold as Nanako’s sealing reacted to the blood that was partly her own. Mother and daughter’s blood mixed, and the golden light died away. Fukuchi stared in satisfaction as the box opened.

            One Order was revealed.

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            “Why did you choose me over those useful tools?” asked Sigma as he and Dazai continued on their way through the halls of Mersault.

            “I have two reasons,” said Dazai. “First is Kunikida.” He hopped in front of Sigma.

            “What?” said Sigma in confusion.

            “It’s more fun doing what I do when there’s someone around to be surprised and amused at what I do!” said Dazai. He flicked Sigma’s hair.

            An irk mark appeared on Sigma’s forehead. “Don’t touch me!” Dazai was proving really irritating. “You’re bullshitting me yet again! Fine! I see how it is. I’m not even worth explaining to.”

            “That’s not it,” said Dazai. “I just didn’t think you’d get it, even if I did. You’ve been getting used by all sorts of organizations. You’d be hard-pressed to understand.” (Y/N)’s face appeared in Dazai’s mind, and he remembered how Sigma said she’d tried to save him. Dazai’s heart ached at the knowledge she was still out there in danger without him. The least he could do to honor her was to trust Sigma like she had. “Well, wanna try anyway? First, there’s one thing I want to make sure of. Your special ability lets you access information, even out of a corpse. Correct?”

            “Yeah. As long as it hasn’t been long since death,” said Sigma.

            “That’s why I chose you,” said Dazai. “I want you to read Fyodor’s future plans from his sunken corpse. I suspect his ability works on those he touches. But now that he’s dead, it’s safe to touch him. We have to discern his future plans from his corpse and save the Detective Agency at the airport.”

            “The Detective Agency?” Sigma’s eyes widened. “So you chose me and plotted to kill Fyodor before escaping the prison…all to help the Detective Agency?”

            “Well, they are the hand that feeds me.” Dazai paused. “And (Y/N) is there. She matters to me. I’m sure you can understand why.”

            Sigma stared at him and felt something stir in his heart as Dazai opened the elevator doors and stepped in. He followed dutifully, but something new was awake within him.

            “So, anyway, our destination’s at the end of this ride,” said Dazai. “Bend over.”

            Sigma stared at him but sighed and did as asked. Dazai climbed on top of him and opened a panel in the elevator. Sigma’s eye twitched.

            “What are you doing?” he asked. He felt pretty humiliated at this point.

            “Gotta check the circuitry, just in case,” said Dazai. “Good, no traps.” He climbed down and grinned. “And off we go!” The elevator began moving.

            “Back to what you were saying…” said Sigma, broaching the subject again. “You said you had two reasons for choosing me. What’s the second?”

            “If I hadn’t chosen you, Fyodor would have silenced you,” said Dazai matter-of-factly.

            “That’s your second reason?” asked Sigma. Dazai was silent, and Sigma’s gaze dropped. He assumed he’d get nothing else.

            “Odd…”

            Dazai’s tone drew Sigma’s attention. The brunette was staring suspiciously at the floor numbers ticking by.

            “It’s taking too long.”

            Bam!

            The elevator shook, and Dazai and Sigma were thrown around. The red emergency lights flicked on, and a fearful voice of a woman came on through the PA system.

            “Help…help me,” she cried. “I have nothing to do with this. I just used my time stop ability as I was ordered. So please—”

            Bang!

            A thud sounded over the intercom. The ability user was dead.

            “Now, Dazai,” drawled Fyodor’s voice, sickeningly sweet in his sadism. “I’m cold and wet, so I’ll keep it brief. Dazai, to be honest, I’m a little surprised. Not by the flooding, though. I’m surprised at the shallowness of your bond with the gravity manipulator. You didn’t even know he could stop the flood.”

            “What?” said Dazai.

            “We bent the rail walls ahead of time,” said Fyodor, smirking. “It may be the sturdiest wall in world, but its design philosophy was to ensure that it would be difficult to open. As a result, it was also made to be difficult to close once opened. The damage on the wall meant that the door failed to close fully, allowing water to leak. The rest was easy. We escaped through the crack. I don’t think you’re cut out to employ the gravity manipulator, being so sloppy in you thinking.”

            “He’s right that that might have allowed him to escape, but that wouldn’t have been possible if he hadn’t known that the flood was coming,” said Sigma.

            “Vampires,” said Dazai.

            “What?”

            “He must have changed one of the guards into a vampire and had them lie in wait. He suspected they were coming for him when they stopped contacting him,” said Dazai, narrowing his eyes.

            “The trial by flood was appropriate for me, seeing as I am a servant of God,” continued Fyodor. “But I’m rather sickly. I would be in real trouble if I were to fall ill. So I’ll repay you with the same trial.” He smirked and pressed a button.

            Water exploded into the elevator, and Sigma jumped, and Dazai’s eyes widened.

            Fyodor leaned forward into the microphone. “What was that you said to me, Dazai? Oh, yes. ‘I’ll tell (Y/N) about your sad, sad end.’ Don’t worry. I’ll make sure to comfort my dear Angel.”

            Dazai’s eyes narrowed angrily as the water rose around him. “I won’t let you…touch her!” Anything else he would have said was swallowed by the water closing over his head.

[imagineanime2022]

I'm Sorry

Junichiro Tanizaki X Fem!Reader Naomi Tanizaki (Platonic) X Fem!Reader

Word Count: 1779

Requested: Anon

Request: Original Requests.

You watched as Dazai played with a little dog, you attention drawn away from him for a second when you smelt something strange, you looked around trying to find the source of the smell, you caught sight of what looked like someone disappearing into the shadows behind you but before you could go off to see what it was Atsushi took notice of your behavour and asked “Are you okay?” “Someone’s following us.” You answered as you looked back at the shadowy turn off that you had seen the person disappear down. “It’s probably just someone realising that they were on the wrong platform or something, maybe one of the rail workers.” He suggested and you looked at him. “You worry too much, you have since you and Atsushi got here.” Dazai said as he pushed himself up from his crouched position on the floor. “I’ll take a look around, you guys just stay here and stop worrying.” “The Guild worries me, you know they’re stronger than anything we’ve faced before, more elusive, at least with the Port Mafia they were direct.” You said as Dazai disappeared. “They would hurt everyone around us, just to get to us.” “Junichiro is going to be okay, you know. Everyone is, they’ve been doing this so much longer than we have.” He explained “they have plans for things like this, everyone is going to be okay.” He promised. The train pulled into the station and you both stood waiting for Haruno and Naomi to get off the train, you both met them at the door but a little boy got out with them knocking into both of you as he did, you and Atsushi apologised to him but before you knew what was happening Noami dove at you grabbing you around the neck and squeezing that was when you hit back.

Naomi watched as you hunched over, your ability causing your nails to grow into sharp claws and canines extended. Naomi took a step back putting a hand up “(Y/N) calm down.” She pleaded as she stepped back glancing over to see Atsushi was in the same state “What did you do to them?” “You should run.” The little boy suggested as you got ready to lunge at her, your clawed hand reaching out and scratching across her forearm finally snapping her out of her confusion. Noami grabbed Haruno and ran towards the bathroom, she threw any removable item of clothing to help throw off your senses before pushing Haruno in the bathroom and closing the door behind her. She locked the door and ordered Haruno to text Dazai while she called Junichiro. “Naomi, are you okay?” He asked. “Something is wrong with (Y/N) and Atsushi, they’re trying to hurt us! I think the boy on the train did it.” Naomi said. “Where’s Dazai?” Junichiro asked, he sounded panicked and that made it worse for Noami. “I don’t know.” Naomi answered as the door slammed open, the sound of you growling could be heard, your eyes locked on Naomi’s form as you moved forward, your mouth biting down on her arm, Naomi screamed but it ended in a choke as you latched your hands around her throat. “(Y/N) stop!” Your head twisted as you hunched over the phone, letting go on Naomi who realised that Haruno and Atsushi had disappeared again, Naomi ran out of the room, she crashed right into someone as she rounded the corner leading out of the station. “Naomi.” Dazai said. “There was a kid with a doll who did something to Atsushi and (Y/N). Haruno is still in there somewhere” Naomi said, pointing back towards the platform, he nodded and directed Naomi to the safe zone to wait for Junichiro.

Dazai ran into the station, he could see you and Atsushi fighting and Haruno passed out on the floor, he located the doll by the sound of its laughing and nullifying the ability. Dazai then worked on calming down Atsushi the bigger and stronger of the two of you but when he turned to you, you had already withdrawn, your hands hidden in your pockets, you had bitten your lip so hard that you split the skin “(Y/N)” Atsushi said softly but you put your hand up. “I’ll um, I’ll make my own way back.” You said quickly, you disappeared before anyone could stop you and their top priority had to be the two injured staff members. When they got back to the safe zone Kunikida took Haruno who was still struggling to walk and Naomi had been patched up as best they could until they got back to Yasuno. “Where’s (Y/N)?” Junichiro asked, Noami looked up at the same time, trying to catch a glimpse of you. “We don’t know, she… She said that she’d make her own way back.” Atsushi said. “She feels guilty.” Dazai said “best to leave her be, she’ll come back, wolves seek out their packs.”

You wiped at your mouth after emptying the contents of your stomach, your head leant against the tree as you cried, knees collapsing under your weight, you could see the shadow of the wolf that represented your ability next to you, it nudged at your nose as if to say sorry but you knew that it wasn’t her fault, you placed your hand on her head before taking a deep breath “it’s probably just you and me now.” You managed to get back before them despite everything and after being checked, stationed yourself in the shadows of the underground tunnel that Chuya had destroyed, you hoped it would keep you busy and away from the Tanizaki siblings after everything that had happened. They all came in that way you couldn’t look at them afraid of what you would see, you had become very good at hiding yourself and employed that ability as they walked past you and into the base.

“Has (Y/N) been back yet?” Junichiro asked, Yasuno frowned as she cleaned Naomi’s arm. “She was supposed to be watching the tunnel, you didn’t see her on the way in?” Yasuno asked. “No.” He answered frowning as he looked back at the door, he turned ready to go looking for you but the boss called out to him. “Give her some time.” He ordered and Junichiro looked at the door before walking over to Naomi and holding her hand instead.

It was late in the night when Junichiro jumped awake, he looked over to see Noami was still leant against him fast asleep and he was thankful for that but when he looked to the otherside, it was clear that you still hadn’t come back, he knew that it hadn’t been that much time since he got back but he couldn’t bare not knowing if you were okay so he gently manoeuvred Naomi before getting up and grabbing a torch, he walked out of the hideout to look for you. It took a little while to find you “please don’t come over here.” You said softly and he frowned trying to get a better look at you but you were turned away from him, he could see your chest rising and falling, like you were having a panic attack. “(Y/N) please let me help you.” He pleaded. “You don’t have to pretend that you want to help me, you can go back to your sister.” You said between breaths, his eyes drifted down to your fists where blood fell between your knuckles and stepped forward, you flinched back and he knew that he wasn’t going to get close to you like this, so he activated his ability giving the illusion that he wasn’t moving as he continued to get closer to you. “I want you to come back with me.” His illusion pleaded. “You don’t need me to come back with you, the only thing I’m good for is being a guard dog alone on the front lines to cause destruction.” You answered. “You know that’s not true.” He listened to his own voice and tears welled up in his eyes. “I hurt everyone around me! The only way to stop myself from doing that is to never have anyone here, it’s just me now! That’s all it is.” You said, the shouting had somehow seemed to even out your breathing and you looked like you were about to collapse, he dove forward catching your body as the illusion disappeared, you tried to push him away from you. “I’m not going anywhere, you never meant to hurt Naomi, she’s okay… All the wounds were just surface wounds like you held back.” He explained and you cried as he pulled you closer. “We aren’t leaving you alone, I’ll tell you as many times as you need me to.” The force of your cries seemed to lessen as you stopped fighting him, he pulled you closer wrapping his arms around you as he gently pried your fists open and looked at the wounds you had made there, even though they were deeper than the wounds you had left on Naomi.

Naomi and Yasuno came looking for the both of you in the morning and they found Junichiro sitting with you, your eyes were closed but they assumed that you were sleeping until your head moved in their direction, Naomi could see the fear as you worked to find the source of the sound. “It’s just me.” She immediately lifted her arms to show you that she meant no harm. “Are you okay?” “I should be the one asking you that.” You said. “I’m sure that big brother already told you that I was okay.” She said. “She doesn’t believe me.” Junichiro spoke up from behind you. “I’m okay… Just a couple of flesh wounds, no lasting effects.” Naomi said holding her arms out and showing you a full range of movement and no pain when doing so. “I’m sorry.” You finally said, Junichiro stiffened at you crying again, he had only managed to stop it a few hours ago. “You don’t need to be sorry, you didn’t do it, that kid did.” Naomi said as she stepped forward, her eyes moved to her brother who nodded for her to continue and before you knew it she had wrapped her arms around you. You cried harder as you wrapped your arms around her babbling out promises to never hurt her again. Junichiro and Noami realised in that moment just how much they meant to you and how fragile you were. That despite the power you held you needed protecting and no one would break you this way again…Not on their watch.

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HEYY! ok hear me out… Dazai x fem reader who just like radiates god and dom energy and he’s rlly down bad for her and the agency are just 👁👄👁 from Dazai’s total submission to her but she’s just brushing it off as a joke and giggling with him.

I owe a huge thanks to @sariel626 for helping me with this oneshot. I hope you like it anon! 💕

The image used does not belong to me. It belongs to it's original owner.

TW: Mentions of suicide and death. Dazai being Dazai. Female reader

An unexpected ploy

It was just another normal day in the Armed Detective Agency.

Currently, it's members were all busy investigating a case regarding a rather bizarre murder involving a government official.

"Now, miss, we're going to have to ask some more questions about what you have witnessed. Did you see anything else that was strange when you stumbled upon the scene of crime?"

Kunikida, notebook in hand and a pen in the other, was getting ready to write down any more observations that the witness may have remembered.

The witness, a young woman in her 20's who went by the name of Mitsuki, shakily opened her mouth to answer.

Only to be interrupted by a certain detective.

"Ah! Who is this lovely woman? No, lovely is too insulting of a word to describe your perfect beauty~"

Well, it was a normal day until the suicidal maniac just had to intrude.

An irk mark formed on Kunikida's head as he started to berate Dazai for rudely interrupting the conversation, but Dazai was Dazai, and he never listened to the man's lectures. Instead, he knelt down before the witness, his lips curling up into a handsome smile as he gently took her hand in his.

"My belladonna, despite all the stress and horror that you went through, you still manage to look radiant and ephemeral. My day has been brightened up with just your pure beauty."

"Would you perhaps join me in a lover's suicide-"

"Dazai?"

The man seemed to instantly perk up at your voice.

"Yes, my belladonna?" He focused his charming gaze upon you.

Exuding a calm and assertive aura, you smiled back at him. It was a smile that could get many people on their knees before you.

"What are you doing? You know full well that she doesn't need to be seduced. In fact, it's the last thing that she needs right now."

"..."

"..."

"... You're right! How foolishly selfish I've been! My deepest apologies, my dear; I do find you beautiful, truly I do," Dazai clasped the Mitsuki's hand to his chest, looking at her with a somewhat apologetic look in his eyes.

"But I've found someone much more charming and attractive!"

"E-eh?!"

The bandage squandering machine had instead sauntered to your side, grabbing your hand and gazing at you with such utter adoration in his eyes that it made you chuckle.

"Y/N-san, my belladonna, how about we commit a double suicide instead? Your confidence, your gorgeousness, your everything has captivated me and I fall in love with you deeper with each passing day. This really is none other than-" He was cut off with a giggle.

Dazai's eyes widened as he saw a beautiful smile form on your face, and your eyes seemed to shine as you looked back at him.

"Ah! You really are such an angel! No, a goddess! What did I ever do to deserve to be graced by your presence!" He clutched his chest dramatically, making fervent gestures with his other hand. The rest of the Armed Detective Agency members sweatdropped as they saw this scene play out.

"H-hey, is Dazai-san really alright?..." A concerned Tanizaki whispered to an equally-as-concerned Atsushi, who nervously watched the whole scene play out.

A loud thud! sounded throughout the Agency.

Dazai had been thrown across the room by a ticked off Kunikida.

"Ouch! Kunikida-kun, why did you have to interrupt-"

"Quit messing around! We must gather as much information as we can from the witness, and here you are being an immature idiot! Besides, flirting is highly inappropriate within business grounds! Especially in the middle of a rather important case!" Kunikida continued to lecture Dazai, who merely sat there and retorted with many childish statements.

"My apologies, miss, my idiotic co-worker is always like this," you said, apologising to the stunned Mitsuki, who was watching this unfold as if pigs had started to fly.

"But Y/N-san really is lovely! Ne, Y/N-san, you still haven't said whether you were going to commit double suicide with me yet!" Dazai eyed you from where he sat on the ground, and you discreetly smirked.

"I'll commit double suicide with you only if you complete your paperwork."

The silence that followed afterwards was deafening.

"... Y-you aren't serious, are you?..." Tanizaki managed to stutter out, still processing the fact that you had actually proposed that. Mitsuki made a small noise of agreement, staring at you as if you'd grown three heads.

You merely locked eyes with Dazai, neither of you saying anything for a full five seconds.

The tension that followed was thick enough to be cut with a butter knife.

A ping! sounded. You opened your phone, and nodded.

"Well, that was lovely and all. But I'm afraid that our little act ends here."

Dazai broke the silence, his eyes now dark as he turned towards Mitsuki.

"Mitsuki-san, you were almost perfect in diverting any suspicion away from you. But I'm afraid that despite how believable your story was, it wasn't enough to be fully convincible."

Out of the corner of your eye, you saw Atsushi about to interrupt, but you silenced him with a glance. The rest of the Armed Detective Agency kept quiet, as they trusted that Dazai knew what he was doing.

"N-now hold on a moment! Why are you suddenly accusing me? I didn't do anything! I told you already, I had only-"

"-Stumbled upon the body of the government official as you were heading home from work," you gracefully cut in, rising from your chair as you fixed your gaze upon the witness, who was wide-eyed and trembling.

"You said that the government official was dumped in some small back-alley. But that was where you went wrong." You nodded at Dazai, who continued your explanation.

"But that was suspicious in itself already. If the victim was a government official, criminals would want to avoid the body being found in the first place. Why? Because the government would then be performing a search high and low for the murderer, using their best resources to find whoever killed one of their own. And criminals hate exposure; especially by someone as powerful and ruthless as the government. The body would normally have been disposed of completely, leaving no trace for the government to find."

"But how does this have anything to do with me? Maybe the murderer was in a rush and simply dumped the body in the alleyway. Or-"

"The body wasn't haphazardly dumped. It was placed neatly on the ground, and besides, your accomplice was always one to do things in an orderly manner. Am I right, Mitsuki-san?"

"W-what?! What is this nonsense?! I didn't even know who the government official was-"

"I thought that it was too much of a coincidence that you were the one to walk by a seemingly strange murder." You smiled at the lady, who looked at you bewilderedly.

"So I asked someone that I knew to look into any recent conversations you had which may be linked to this case. And lo and behold, my suspicions were correct. Despite your messages to your accomplice being encrypted and deleted afterwards, they were easily found by Katai-san." Taking out your phone, you showed her the evidence that Katai had sent you.

A message on the 11th of May, 7:16PM. "I'll need you to take care of a person for me. Best to make it quick and seem like the work of an underground organisation."

Another message on the 13th of May, 5:30 AM. "I've changed my mind. Dispose of the body in the alleyway near my lodging."

You put your phone back into your pocket.

"Even if you might protest and say we have no proof that you were the one who sent the messages, Katai-san had managed to track down and locate your accomplice. He's currently being interrogated by the military police, and it won't be long before he spills the beans. You can also claim that your accomplice would never rat you out, but that's alright. This case has already been solved." You smirked as you continued your deduction.

"The reason you targeted the government official was because of a scandal that he was involved in with your brother. But since it was a government official, this entire matter was swept under the rug, and your brother was framed. However, since you yourself had no power and evidence to prove that the scandal was tampered with, you opted for murder instead. Which led you to conspire with a friend of yours, and for him to do the dirty work while you played the part of an innocent, unsuspecting bystander who so-happened to pass by the scene of crime. Am I correct so far?"

Mitsuki gave a dry chuckle, her face now bearing no remains of the faux act she had put up earlier. She had given up, now that her thirst for revenge was satiated.

"But how did you manage to gather the evidence in such a short time?" You looked at Atsushi, who was still trying to figure out the entirety of this plot twist.

"Ah, that? Well, since I knew Mitsuki-san here would immediately disappear and cover up her traces after we finished questioning her, I had to find some way to stall in order to get the required proof. That was when Dazai-kun had the brilliant idea of flirting with Mitsuki and me so that the Agency would be held up in asking for the witness's account; therefore giving Katai-san adequate time to retrieve what was needed for this case." You smiled at Dazai, who in turn merely smiled back.

"You were close to escaping. But it was the Armed Detective Agency you were up against. And the Armed Detective Agency never fails to find the culprits, whether they are dancing in plain sight or are hiding behind the shadows." Your gaze pierced into the young lady as you delivered your final statement.

"It's checkmate, Mitsuki."

This was rather fun and interesting to experiment with, and I hope reader's personality was to your liking. See you next time, my dear readers! 💓

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