#tampa and canes

[buttercupjosh]

Happy First Day of Playoffs, let’s go🎉

[tanevcolton28]

Todays suit pics

[cardiaccanesblog]

Canes News 6/30/2024

• Canes traded Jake Guentzel’s trading rights to Tampa Bay in exchange for a 3rd round pick in the 2025 draft.

I personally have a lot of feelings about this and I don’t love the way it seemed to have gone down, but I’m not in the rooms so 🤷🏻‍♀️

•Canes extended qualifying offers to: Seth Jarvis, Martin Necas, Jack Drury, and Dylan Coghlan. Hopefully some extensions will be announced soon.

•They did not extend offers to: Max Comtois, Griffin Mendel, Blake Murray, and Tuukka Tieksola

Other than that free agency starts tomorrow and I’m very anxious to see how everything shakes out!

[stanleycupavoider]

crazy 2 me that guentzel gets more aav than jarvis

[islesnucks]

also quick message last one i promise:

fuck the canes.

[itsmadsart]

Newest sticker additions to the Etsy 🥸

[sydnikov]

3 goals on 10 shots 😭 nah I can't be blaming our defense, this is on our goaltending atp

[petals-armor]

what’s the beef between Watson and Tony DeAngelo?

[ratatatastic]

tampa bay lightning @ florida panthers | 9.30.24

[starshine-cal]

Oh so canes AND bolts are dumb I see xD

[countrycutie113]

Just some brotherly love while wearing our lightning gear

[believing-is-seeing]

Fresh Soy Milk, fresh tofu and fresh sugar cane juice.

👏🤩🥳

Thịnh An Kitchen and Tofu, Tampa, FL

November 2023

[pensfan4lfe2]

Then&Now || Cory Conacher

[sergeifyodorov]

i'm just warming up cody hockeymode btw. spinning in that little microwave. i need to lock the fuck in. the 2024-25 season will be the season of me, cody sergeifyodorov, locking the fuck in. i gotta get into it. first i'll memorize every 1oa pick there ever was. the sens picked a bunch of flops in the 90s you gotta remember that one. and then i'll memorize every cup winner. after remembering 1993 for so long I had a brief and terrifying flashback there where i didn't remember 93 and i freaked. still don't know 95 and 96 though. was it devils avs? or avs devils? now i can't remember 2000. was THAT avs? or 1990. who the fuck was it then... the oilers????? everything 1979 and before you just guess habs and there's a 50-50 chance you're right. now im really working... after that it's time to remember everyone's ahl affilliates. i keep wanting to put too many fs and ls in affiliate. afilliate? affilliate? what ever. sometimes these things don't make geographical sense (syracuse new york is the tampa bay lightning's affi-- you know the word) and i don't know if every team has them (what are the canes doing). and then i need to memorize everyone's pipelines. who are the prospects who are the childrennnn... actually not everyone's just chicago's. anyway call back in about 2 weeks for my pre-season (not preseason but before The Season) predictions. i'm going to be meannnnnnn bc im a homer a hater and a proud hockey knower

[moregraceful]

okay but HOW do we consolidate the NHL what frankenteam would amuse you most

i just took the world's least advisable nap and i'm ready to party. if you ever think hmm should i take a four hour nap at 7pm i'm here to tell you NO

to answer your question i've decided for the sake of simplicity that all teams within a conference that start with the same letter have to combine. therefore we have:

EASTERN: carolumbus blue canes, tri-state island devils, pennsylvania birdfriends, washington capitals, new england bison bears, detroit red wings, florida panthers, montreal canadiens, ottawa senators, tampa bay maple bolts

it's more manageable. might make the sunshine state leafs a little bit of a powerhouse but at least auston matthews et all is getting past the first round. i think hedman would be a GREAT captain for marner.

Western: anaheim ducks, calgary avalanche (chicago just gets folded in), dallas stars, edmonton oilers, minnesota wild, nashville predators, st. san jose kraken, utah hockey club, vancouver golden nucks, winnipeg jets

we have a nice even split!! though this does have worrying implications for how overused connor mcdavid might be..

to counteract this, i've also decided that we're expanding nhl rosters to 55 rostered + 16 practice squad like the nfl. this will not prevent overuse but it will reunite nazem kadri and tyson barrie with the avs and give georgie some really solid back ups. and ovi we r getting you that record with your 55 man roster!! unfortunately if all this means sidney crosby's playing time is reduced so garnet hathaway can play more minutes than that's just how it is on this bitch of an earth.

thank you for asking 😌 stay tuned for my next column: with a 55 man roster, should nhl games be extended to six periods?

[sydnikov]

The bad thing about being a southerner rooting for my southern team is that I cannot root for any other sports team that's from the north. But will I root for the other southern teams facing northern teams? Hell yes. It's the ‘y'all’ in me.

Go bolts and go cats 🤪