#talkin in my sleep

[beatsforbrothels]

Elzhi - Talkin' In My Sleep [Prod. Black Milk]

[tradiebear]

I might be talkin in my sleep

But I remember when I still lived wit my dad, he'd have his long shift days where all he'd do is come home, strip inta his tattered briefs, drink half a bottle of burbon watchin westers and then pass out face first on the bed

I remember one night I got real brave. I didn't dare let myself too loose, but one thin let to another.

I'd usually peep on him. Feel his black and grey hairy body, smellin of grease and sweat. But I wanted somethin stinkier.

I knew his deep moist rank crack almost like the back of my hand. I set my nose in that sweet spot of the crack, yknow where the cheeks get all soft and it leads straight up to the pucker? Well I put my nose there and huffed for i dunno how long. Never touched my pecker, but I can still remember his nasty sweaty dumper

I prayed, but he never blew one at me that night

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

i feel like when people say "katsuki won't change for you" they mean it like, completely and literally. but tbh i really really don't see it like that.

like yeah, he will never change his personality for anybody. he's still him because if you liked him romantically you'd already know what he's like. but he'd most definitely change his behaviour towards you. ofc im not trynna say he's gonna like do a whole 180 and kiss the ground you walk n shit but like..you're still his partner,, does that make sense ?? like it always confuses me when ppl say stuff like " he wont give you any special treatment he'll treat you like he treats everyone" and to me its like..no.., y'know ?😭 like at the end of the day you are still his partner. you're dating and he loves you so why would he treat you like some rando.

at most i see him like being awkward at the beginning of the relationship when its still new cus he doesnt know what to do (lol loser) but i still know he'd very much try. cus thats the thing youre not just a random you're his person. you're his one and he's obv gonna show you that because otherwise whats the point

m not sayin he's perfect, he's gonna mess up at some points maybe be a bit snappy because that's just how he is and you know that, you knew that when you got with him. BUT you still love him and he still very much loves you and he shows you that and he tries to make it up to you because you're different and he CARESSS!!! thats my whole thing!!!

[xxplastic-cubexx]

welcome back to my accidental newfound journey to redraw every frame from this movie i GUESS

[yashley]

Sometimes I do stuff to you guys while you're sleeping.

[ruushes]

literally the only thing i knew abt bg3 before like two weeks before release was that i'd seen images of astarion around a couple times and i was 100% convinced that i'd hate him. i was like 'ugh this clown is gonna be The Guy that everybody's obsessed with and i can't stand god i'm sick of his ass already 🙄' and now look at me. i'm the clown.

[tmos-time]

i think eridan would be mildly baffled by superliminal but appreciate it for the ways it parallels the stanley parable. so eridan and sollux can sweetly kiss in the somnasculpt dreamscape as a treat for @erisolweek <3

[majimasleftasscheek]

from this

[littlestarbigsky]

is it wild of me to hc marcia with curly hair

[floweypilled]

Fiddleford wednesday....please...

[tradiebear]

I might be talkin in my sleep

But I can't stop thinkin about my ol buddy's dad. Back in the summer I'd puck my bud up and take him to work, then head back to his house to find his dad in nothing but an old tshirt.

The way he smelled like cologne and had a hard, rugged body. He worked on oil wells in the gulf after he served time in navy.

I'd fuck him all day till I brought my bud home.

He even lemme stick em when were in the woods behind his trailer.

Fuck I miss that slutty ol bastard. Hope he's still doin good

[found--family]

they couldn't let cesar and jesse return bc they would've taken one look at dean and cas interacting and known they had it bad for each other

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Thinking of baby erik from the infinity comics again and my god why was he so fuckin. UGLY. silly baby…….

[gentle-hero-blog]

having corruption thoughts today like you would not believe

[lunarharp]

little bit of modern au (SPOILERS for the zelda game.)

[eijiroukiriot]

it's been a sec since i've done a translation! but i think this comic is really sweet so translation under the cut!! the title on the comic is "kiribaku and tododeku who aren't public about their relationship (having mild heart attacks)", and the caption on the tweet is "i wanna read 10000 stories about people finding out about kiribaku and tododeku's relationships"

Hero Radio OFFTiME! On our program, you can hear top heroes spill a little bit about their private lives. Today's hosts are Deku and Red Riot! What kinds of things will they talk about? Let's see!

Midoriya: Man, you must be tired! You came here straight after a night shift, right? Are you feeling alright?

Kirishima: All good! Besides, you've been working ten days in a row, right? Good on you!

(word bubbles - Very, Very Tired)

M: Alright then, our first letter of the night...this one comes to us from BlueMackerel-san, who asks, "How did you spend your last day off?"

K: Uhh...oh yeah! Hiked 'n camped! And ate a ton of campfire food!

M: Oh, with Kacchan?

K: Yep!

M: He sure does like hiking.

Flashback Kirishima: WHOOPIE!!

Flashback Bakugou: Just eat it

M: What'd you two eat?

K: The works! Spare ribs, and homemade sausage, and meat, and more meat! Bakugou always packs a ton of meat to barbecue, it's crazy good! What about you?

M: Mmm...I slept in until around noon...and I think that day, Todoroki's family invited me over for dinner. His sister is a great cook!

Flashback Fuyumi: Welcome, welcome!

K: Coooool. So we both ended up just spending the day with our boyfriends, huh-

M: UH- um-

K: Huh? OH-! Cut! Cut!! Can you guys pretend you didn't hear that last...

M: Ohhhh my goddddddd

Narration: Our next letter comes to us from DieYouScum-san, who writes, "I'm killing you when you get home"