#talia and tarnation

[lunarcanum]

This was funnier in my head.

Also, has this been done yet?

I was reading the lore of that planar sphere (Talia's Nailscrape Town) to find out more about possible Boothill lore but then this thought hit me so now you guys have to see it too.

[christaspirit]

When the Fenton's leave:

Talia: What have you done with my son! Oh hi Damian!

Bruce: Talia, we didn't take Danny.

Talia: Danny? Danyal hates being called Danny.

Damian: Danyal kept calling himself Danny Fenton and refused to a DNA test just two days ago.

Talia: ...Danyal was with me two days ago. He came down here yesterday and didn't return.

Bruce: ...we really were just harrassing an innocent boy.

Talia: Well where is my son!

Bruce: Talia, we don't know.

*meanwhile*

Danyal: You guys are much nicer than my real family.

Danny: Well, full chaos hasn't broken out just yet.

Dani: But are you ready to become a Phantom?!? *literally bouncing off the walls*

Danyal: Heck yeah!

Dan: *hands Danyal a suit*

*five days later*

Amity Park: Oh no... another Phantom!

Danyal: *causing Chaos with Dani*

Danny: *helping cause chaos*

Ghosts: *fleeing in fear of being destroyed by the four versions of the ghost kid*

Jazz: ...you don't regret this... you don't regret this... you don't regret this...

*five different pranks go off at once and something explodes*

Jazz: ... oh goodness gracious what in golly's tarnation have I caused...

A Funny Take on Danny being Damian's Brother

You’ve probably seen this. Danny Fenton is adopted by the Fentons and is actually the son of Bruce and Talia named Danyal, making him Damian’s brother. Now here’s the humorous take

In this universe, Damian does have a brother named Danyal. He has meta powers too. Just a lowkey version of Luffy’s, so a punch that should logically pierce his chest? It just causes his back to stretch out and just hurt a lot. And due to cosmic coincidence, whenever he’s angry, a random green light from the environment would hit his eyes, making them seem to glow

But he’s not Danny Fenton. In fact, Danny Fenton isn’t even from this universe

But Jack got the house sent to another universe. Again. So the Fentons decide this is vacation time until Jack fixes things. And while Danny’s out, he runs into Damian. Or Talia

In any case, cue random friendly attack as a bonding exercise. Which Danny counters with a move identical to Danyal, leading them to believe he’s Danyal. They don’t believe his denials and think he’s poorly pretending to not know them. His denials are especially hard to believe because they both have the same “scary eyes” and tankiness

The Fentons are not going to be amused by this random family trying to abduct their son and would insist on a DNA test just to clear things up. Except the DNA tests matches Danny with DC parent. Not willing to take things lying down, the Fentons run their own DNA and matches perfectly, to everyone’s surprise. Then a third test matches Jack with Bruce 100% or Maddie with Talia, depending on who runs into who first

And the real Danyal? As soon as he hears about this, he’s gonna want to smuggle himself to DP with the Fentons when all this is over. DC is kinda a shithole compared to DP. Besides, it’s not like the Fenton parents are observant enough to notice 2 versions of Danny if he gets caught anyway