#talesfromstationalpha

[theblackcubeofdarkness]

A polite knock rings through The Cube’s home

A snow peaks out from the mail slot on the door and chirps.

[asfarchivalandtransportdiv]

Connecting . . . Connection Success!

[👁️‍🗨️]: "Is this on? can you hear me? Hello Representative Tarc. I'm the Director of the ASF but you can call me The Director. Unlike your Councilmembers I am not afraid to make public appearances but to make sure you don't hunt any of the agents in the room with me I will keep my Camera off for the time being. Shall we begin? Also I hope you dont mind but this conversation is being transcribed for documentation purposes."

Dear Members of the Council.

I am the Director of the ASF and I hear your concerns on what we do. I am willing to set up an online meet up so we can talk. Sincerely.

-👁️‍🗨️The Director

We cut to a darkly lit room with many voices arguing about… something, it’s hard to tell as the many inhuman voices meld together in a cacophony of sound when a notice pops up on a device that can charitably be described as a tablet, silence soon follows, followed by a message sent in response

“Dear Anon Special Forces,

After MUCH deliberation we have concluded this meeting would be mutually beneficial, though to keep our anonymity we will be have a representative attend the meeting, this representative being the station manager of station Alpha-7-B, Korediad Tarc. Weather you do the same is your personal choice.

The Council of The Multiverse Defense And Research Organization”

[theblackcubeofdarkness]

What would the Cube’s theme song be?

technically he already has a song in the show he's from. Sure its not a theme song per say but it has his name so why not?

Pls note sadly the full song is not played at once but different section of a single episode but I found this that combined every song into one. (Do watch Wander Over Yonder! You wont regret it! or maybe you will. WHO KNOWS? WATCH IT TO FIND OUT!)

[theblackcubeofdarkness]

Dear Mr the… whatever, Cube,

I am writing to apologize for being missing as of late, in my defense station Alpha was trapped in a rift that exists behind our current understanding of reality… so I’ve been busy. But I’m back and I think better than ever

From M.S.D #6678

"I was shattered releasing an alter ego version of me that committed mass murder across the multiverse. Not fun"

[asfarchivalandtransportdiv]

🦺: "Well I am supposed to report you to security BUT I think the Commander might turn a blind eye on me helping you get back to your base"

He says pulling out a mechanical disc like contraption and pushing some buttons on it.

🦺: "Now hold still mate...."

He tosses the device onto Sam and activates sending him back to his base.

It’s a mostly boring day for Howard… well until and explosion of debris and metal shrapnel fills the reception area(?) and as the dust clears revealing a pail man in a mechanic’s jumpsuit with an unknown symbol on the back,currently lying in a heap on the ground

He pulls out his pistol inspecting the man.

🦺: "Uhhhh Hello? You good?"

He pokes the man with a non magical stick that was conveniently nearby

[theblackcubeofdarkness]

Ⓐ

Attractiveness:

repulsive || hideous || ugly || not attractive || unappealing || not unattractive || meh || no preference || ok || mildly attractive || nice looking || cute || adorable || attractive || pleasant on the eyes || good looking || hot || sexy || beautiful || gorgeous || hot damn || would tap that || perfect || godlike || holy fuck there are no words

Personality:

grating || irritating || frustrating || boring || confusing at best || awkward || unreasonable || psychotic || disturbing || interesting || engaging || affectionate || aggressive || ambitious || anxious || artistic || bad tempered || bossy || charismatic || appealing || unappealing || creative || courageous || dependable || unreliable || unpredictable || predictable || devious || dim || extroverted || introverted ||  egotistical || gregarious || fabulous || impulsive || intelligent || sympathetic || talkative || up beat || peaceful || calming || badass || flexible

Level of Friendship:

never in a million years || worst of enemies || enemies || rivals || indifferent || neutral || acquaintance || friendly toward each other || casual friends || friends || good friends || best friends || bosom buddies || practically the same person || would die for them || true friends || my only friend ||

First impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

Current impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

How good of a kisser:

worst kisser ever || terrible || bad || awkward || just okay || alright || pretty good || good || makes me moan || excellent || exciting || oh god they’re good || I dream about it || fucking amazing || absolute perfection || we haven’t kissed

[theblackcubeofdarkness]

The Cube quickly grabs a ice pack and tapes it on MSD.

"THERE! ANYTHIGN ELSE WHILE YOU RECOVER?"

"MSD do you want a pillow or something to watch? WHILE AT HOTEL CUBE WE SHALL PROVIDE THE HIGHEST SERVICE" The Cube chuckles.

“Ya know, funny you mention pillows,turns out my upgraded cooling system didn’t carryover from the Mark 6.1 bodys… could you get me an ice pack,I’m going to overheat”

[theblackcubeofdarkness]

The Snom chirps again closing the slot and after a few moments the door unlocks and slowly swings open showing the same Snom again chirping as if welcoming them inside.

A polite knock rings through The Cube’s home

A snow peaks out from the mail slot on the door and chirps.

[theblackcubeofdarkness]

The Snom goes to the living room and returns wit ha peace of paper and a pencil and writes something down.

"No, Sorry. What u need?"

A polite knock rings through The Cube’s home

A snow peaks out from the mail slot on the door and chirps.

[ask-the-scrapper-gang]

There is loud crackling static and faint chanting before the line opened on the MDRO showing a purple robed, heavily cybernetically augmented human sitting in a dimly lit room

“to be fair, the reason they are anonymous is becoming a eldritch cube tormented them for a week. Anyway back to business, our biggest concerns are twofold, firstly and least is your proximity to some of our bases including the station I’m on, but more importantly is according to our reports six M.S.D units were declared mia or even kia in space that is designated your operation zone, any comment?”

Dear Members of the Council.

I am the Director of the ASF and I hear your concerns on what we do. I am willing to set up an online meet up so we can talk. Sincerely.

-👁️‍🗨️The Director

We cut to a darkly lit room with many voices arguing about… something, it’s hard to tell as the many inhuman voices meld together in a cacophony of sound when a notice pops up on a device that can charitably be described as a tablet, silence soon follows, followed by a message sent in response

“Dear Anon Special Forces,

After MUCH deliberation we have concluded this meeting would be mutually beneficial, though to keep our anonymity we will be have a representative attend the meeting, this representative being the station manager of station Alpha-7-B, Korediad Tarc. Weather you do the same is your personal choice.

The Council of The Multiverse Defense And Research Organization”

[theblackcubeofdarkness]

"Keep them stable of course! Right temperature range with the right humidity and some water and BAM NO EXSPLOSIONS! works every time!"

"MSD do you want a pillow or something to watch? WHILE AT HOTEL CUBE WE SHALL PROVIDE THE HIGHEST SERVICE" The Cube chuckles.

“Ya know, funny you mention pillows,turns out my upgraded cooling system didn’t carryover from the Mark 6.1 bodys… could you get me an ice pack,I’m going to overheat”

[theblackcubeofdarkness]

"Their Good! Each of them safe in my greenhouse that used to be a very small warehouse! Oh the wonders of refurbishment" Cube says.

"MSD do you want a pillow or something to watch? WHILE AT HOTEL CUBE WE SHALL PROVIDE THE HIGHEST SERVICE" The Cube chuckles.

“Ya know, funny you mention pillows,turns out my upgraded cooling system didn’t carryover from the Mark 6.1 bodys… could you get me an ice pack,I’m going to overheat”