#tako shitposts

[gremlinsbooty]

Octopus who doesn't know basic math

[spaceolm]

Did you know that octopuses have 9 brains wich means that sinse Tako Luka has the ability to talk and act like a human(Mostly a child) she could actually be rlly smart? This little shit just rubs its 9 brains(AND braincells) just to be able to let her owner know she wants tuna. She's a discrase to her own species.(Jk I love her guys I swear 😔😊)

submission for the day i love her theres not a single thought in that head

[rou-luxe]

happy birthday alfons!!

"skin white as snow, lips red as blood, and hair black as ebony"; you are truly the fairest of all.

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the poor souls who said they want to be tagged in my art posts @bakersgrief @floydsteeth @tako-cafe @rubia8 @xxoomiii

@sh0jun @noxinara @g0dwat3r

please let me know if you'd like to be added or removed!!

shitpost under the cut

[kaoru-p]

do you love lewis brindley? because hell yea i do

[waterlily707]

I don’t know what I just did to the gay pirATE BUT I CAN EXPLAIN.

Okay so I LOVE OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH.

But like ahh for my vocaloid veterans, you know that weirdly specific joke about the idol Luka but as an octopus? You know this one?

Okay you guys are going to have to forgive me but like what if I.....

I’m too far gone. THere’s absolutely nothing that can help me now. NOpe nothing at all uhhh.

I will try and make NORMAL ofmd fanart just have this wierd shit for now uhh..

is this still yassifying black beard?!?! Help!?!

[swissarmymiku]

I drew a crappy version of Tako Luka, Larval Rin, and  Shiteyanyo. I really  hate the eyes, I could’ve done them better. The line art is really crooked too, and their heads Shiteyanyo’s head is deformed even more than usual. Anyways, just felt like drawing them.

[ttrust-no-one]

Tamaki Amajiki moodboard   (´｡• ᵕ •｡`) ♡

[overdrivels]

shit shit shit

There's a "#お料理ヘタクソ選手権" hashtag thing in Twitter which translates roughly into "shitty cook championship" or whatever.

Just--just look at that tag and that is my thoughts on how Hanzo's cooking probably is.

[autistic-zemo]

The pinnacle of my artistic ability

@iheartsaiyangirls 's oc Tako, for Tako Tuesday.

[world-of-nori-yune]

“...My brain cells are full of soap...”

[gremlinsbooty]

Saw one cute meme with kitten, and decided to redraw it with Tako. 🐙💖

Original meme:

[vilullabyy]

Life With The Star Sluts- I Mean, Sanses (Shitpost)

Ink: Why do I smell something burning-

Dream: Blueberry just burned his tacos

Ink: That makes sense.

Blueberry: nU MY CHILDREN ARE DED

Ink: Calm down-

Blueberry: *is already crying*

Ink: Are you fucking kidding me.

Dream: No, I'm Dream

Ink: NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR THIS DREAM-

Blueberry: *sObBiNg InTeNsIfIeS*

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Dream: Okay, what's our plan to beat the Bad Sanses?

Blueberry: We could throw tacos at them

Ink: ....that actually might work

Dream: I mean, it makes perfect sense.

Ink: HOW DID WE NOT THINK ABOUT THIS BEFORE?!

Dream: BLUEBERRY, YOU'RE A GENIUS!

Blueberry: *isn't even listening*

-- Later that day, when fighting the Bad Sanses --

Nightmare: There's nothing you can do to stop us!

Star Sanses: *start throwing tacos at them*

Nightmare: Ha! Your attacks are weak!

Nightmare: My team will easily-

Cross: *is fanboying* TAKOS

Cross: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Cross: *noms all da takos*

Dust and Killer: *laughing way to hard*

Horror: *is also nomming takos*

Error: *has crashed, and is now rebooting*

Nightmare: ...

Nightmare: Fucc.

- - - Alternate Solution - - -

WARNING: THIS SOLUTION CONTAINS MY OWN SHIPS (Crossmare, Errink, Kreme, and Dustberry)

Ink: Okay, so we all know the plan, right?

Dream:  Wait what plan-

Ink: Alright great lets go! *jumps through portal, dragging Dream and Blueberry with him*

-- At Nightmare's Castle --

Horror: And that's why the Bee Movie deserves a sequel-

Ink: *breaks wall*

Nightmare: FUCC THAT WAS MY FAVORITE WALL

Ink: WHATEVER HENTAI OCTOPUS

Ink: QUICK, USE FLIRT *throws Dream at Killer*

Dream: Hi.

Dream: You look decent today.

Killer: *le gasp* THAT'S THE NICEST THING ANYONE'S EVER SAID TO ME

Killer: Were dating now

Dream: lol nuh

Killer: *sOb*

Dream: jk

Killer: *lE gAsP* YAYYYYYYYYYYYY

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Blueberry: *runs up to Dust*

Blueberry: DO YOU LIKE TAKOS?!

Dust: sure?

Blueberry: COOL!

Blueberry: NOW WE'RE MARRIED

Dust: I'm not gunna even bother arguing

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Ink: Hey Glitchy Boi~

Error: oh no

Ink: You wanna have some fun~

Error: What kind of fun are we talking about

Ink: Oh, ya know~

Ink: The kind of fun in bed~

Error: ...

Error: Ink we are not gonna build a pillow fort-

Ink: wHY NOT-

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Horror: *is laughing non-existent ass off*

Cross: Maybe I should flirt a little to, Senpai~

Nightmare: No you shouldn't

Cross: Imma do it anyway

Nightmare: *inhale*

Nightmare: *exhale*

Nightmare: *uNhOlY sCrEaMiNg*

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Dream: Blueberry.

Blueberry: Yiss?

Dream: Why is there a flamingo in your room

Ink: Isn't it obvious?

Blueberry: Yeah, I thought it was pretty obvious.

Dream: ...

Dream: *backflips out of room*

Ink: Lol

Ink: But actually why is there a flamingo in your room

Blueberry: Tbh, I have no idea

Blueberry: But I kinda like having it around

Ink: You can keep it, but you're responsible for watering it

Blueberry: Okay :3

[kaoru-p]

whomst rebloggin my old art 🔫

[emoselenas]

woodland creatures II - day 6: orlando

as pulses. and WSA packed our vans to get ready to head out, we chatted in the parking lot and joked about ant civilizations and what ant travel is like, watching those lil fuckers carry crap on their backs. lmao i did not know where this sentence was going to go at first but that’s certainly not how i thought it was going to end.

while the group really wanted to go to waffle house we ended up at denny’s lmao, but it ended up being cool because it was attached to a convenience store targeted at truckers. the first thing we saw when we walked in was shelves of ridiculous t-shirts that looked like shitposts, the kind of facebook computer-generated graphic tees that say: I Am 1000% American And I Love Screwing My Wife Who Is a Libra Sun And Virgo Moon!!!!! I Like To Say Fuck And Drink Jaegermeister While Watching Dog The Bounty Hunter And I Don’t Give A FUCK About Your FEELINGS (that part is important. it was on a lot of them) Hot Dogs Are A Sandwich And My AR-15 Is My Son!!!!!!!

denny’s took a hot minute and our group was so big we had to sit back to back in two different tables. it was here that my band finalized our decision to cover seven years at the orlando gig for the last night of tour. i climbed over the 6 ft tall glass divider between our booth and the one ryan, santino, kevin and tyler shared to get my drummer and other guitarist’s final approval. i climbed back down, and joe asks “what did they say?” i stare blankly. i go, “i don’t remember” LMAO. my brain is b r o k e n it’s so sad

thank god we had a shorter drive. we were actually able to go drop our clothes and stuff at our sick airbnb in kissimmee. taylor is so fucking good at finding affordable bnbeees. it was so beautiful outside, i wished i could go for a swim before the show. joe, santino and jaime ran seven years unplugged together real quick before it was time to leave. we didn’t get to run it properly full band, once. and david practiced murder mountain by the pool since we planned to bring him up on stage hehe

we didn’t get to load-in *too* late, but i definitely had less time to get the merch table together. we planned to get dinner with the whole touring package, including yeti!! after they sound-checked, we started making our way to hawker’s across the street from will’s pub. joe, kris khunachak and i had eaten dinner here last time we played orlando and it was AMAZING. but i should have known we were screwed when it had become dinner time and we saw folks waiting outside the restaurant. the wait was 45 minutes, so lui recommended that we walk to tako cheena in the opposite direction. so our big group of pals made the trek down north mills ave together, a few of us having to play IRL frogger to try to cross the highway safely haha. 

tako cheena was so fucking good. y’know, i was bummed i didn’t get my soup dumplings, but now that i know how delicious tako cheena is i’m so happy we went there instead. i got pork belly and pernil tacos. they had hot dogs too. they were like mogo (korean taco place in jersey by us) in that it was korean/asian fusion mexican food. in that moment, as our three bands at tacos together and chatted, i was so sad that tour was ending. that was the first time all week that the entire tour package had the time to hang out the three of us. it makes me wanna tour the three of us again. we would go on to have a little more time with everyone in yeti throughout the night, but it went by so fast. 

bay street and venture motel who opened the gig were SO NICE and tight as hell. bay street was like an extremely 50/50 mix of hardcore and pop punk, super energetic. venture motel, everyone unanimously agreed, was vibey as hell. LOVE to see bands with keys. they had everyone grooving. i talked to wilson from VM some more and come to find, we both play smash hahaha. LOVE to meet f e l l o w  g a m e r s on the road. marshall of montgomery drive who was the promoter of the show is SO FUCKING SWEET i love him, what an absolutely awesome person. we also had SO MANY FRIENDS come to the gig oh my god. we were able to guest list some folks too which was a warm nd fuzzy feeling. my friend gage who i grew up with in jersey came out to the show and brought a friend. it’s so surreal to still have friends that i knew in high school. it hurts to think about how long ago that was, but it really makes you appreciate having legit any contact at all since life has pulled us all in different directions. he really talks us up to people, i appreciate it so much. 

we got to see ivy again for the first time since we met in jersey last year!!!!!!! she even got to come to taco bell and the airbnb afterwards with us, it was wonderful to have her along for the post-show activities. i also got to see CHARLEEEEEEENe OMFG she came RUNNING into the back of the venue to find me and picked me up off my feet it was the cutest fucking thing. and she smelled so good lmao. she played an amazing set our first-ever orlando show on the original WC tour. and she’s been a good friend of mine ever since. it was fucking wonderful having her around that night. i also got to meet my friend trey from the band holodeck, we were connected by charlene and we’ve gone on to become streamer friends!!! it was so sick to actually be able to talk to him in person and have a drink together. it’s so extra fucking special when friends come to gigs thousands of miles from jersey. it really makes it feel like home away from home. i felt so much love and gratitude that night for all the friends we’ve made through music.

our set went pretty well! i’m not gonna lie, the texas shows set a high bar that was tough to beat haha. but the love and excitement in the room was still palpable. i was so happy to be able to use my in-ears again, finally. i’m not gonna lie- i thought folks were gonna go harder for our seven years cover but at the end of the day we did it for ourselves and that’s all that matters hahaha. i had matt and caleb come up to do vocals too and that was SO FUN. i can’t wait til our song on the full length with them is done and OUT so that we can start playing that with them live, too. we also swapped bassists in ours and pulses.’ sets as we planned, that was so fun. i think orlando was my favorite night that i did the midoriyama feature. and of course, we all wore jorts for the scoobramble. we couldn’t find a dumpster big enough for the group photo we took, but a small garbage can sufficed. 

the show ended sooooo late. we really wanted to get more tacos with yeti after the show, but pulses. were driving back home in one shot the next day at 8 am. daisy was going to take us to gringos locos tacos, we were so excited to go, but when we saw what time it was we knew we had to just finish up our drinks and get back to the airbnb. we spent the last 20 minutes after the gig by the bar just shooting the shit with daisy and ivy, and joking around. someone bought a round of shots but i felt myself starting to get sick. i was only going to have a little tiny sip of mine anyways, but i ended up spilling my shot everywhere lmaoooo. we said goodbyes to yeti and started to hit the road. the plan was to get taco bell doordashed, but someone pointed out that they were closing soon and the nearest one might be worth hitting up for takeout. well. the nearest one was a taco bell cantina LMAO. ugh i wanted to get a baja blast with tequila but i was already really drunk. i just wanted food. poor tyler was trashed at this point haha. 

these poor fast food workers. our sweaty tired asses descended en masse on the taco bell but we did our best to be fast. oh boy. i was really in my feelings about tour ending and band stuff. we were on the side waiting for our orders to be prepared when i was talking to pulses. about sentimental stuff. i really don’t remember how it got to this point, or what set me off, but i started sobbing hysterically. i must have looked like a fucking psycho to these taco bell workers LMAOOO. first we fucking invade the place in the last half hour they were open, most of us are drunk, and then i’m crying my fucking eyes out in the corner of the cantina. basically i was freaking the fuck out, how i was so sad that i’m getting so fucking old and that now, FINALLY, all of this cool shit is happening to our band. after seven years of grinding and feeling like no one was looking our way. i know you can’t control anything. and i’m glad things like my feature on this year’s [REDACTED] album (and now i found out we are touring with them when they drop the record.................holy shit) are happening now, at all, rather than not at all. jeremiah told me that i don’t have to worry about the whole buying a house/getting married/having kids thing, and that he’s not worried. so i think my anxiety just got really bad in that moment. though i know that’s my brain being mean to me, i was drunk and vulnerable. i bawled my eyes out into taylor’s arms and shook it off minutes later. 

it was during THIS evening that ryan decides he’s going to make a bucky the buc-ee’s beaver twitter account, and starts talking to everyone like a beaver with southern drawl. he even types out barbeque like BARBELQUE, EVEN THOUGH THERE’S NO L LMAO. even when you pronounce it in that accent. i can’t hahaha. so he starts replying to literally EVERYONE and ANYTHING.  

he made up a jingle for buc-ee’s that is DEFINITELY not brand friendly. it was the WSA bio for a few hours but then i deleted it and he moved it to his bucky account hahaha. i still crack up fucking thinking about it RIGHT NOW as i’m typing this lmaooo. i’m not putting it here in case my family reads it. you can go find it if you wish hahahaha.

we had been waiting so long to have airbnb hangs and it was a bummer they were going to be so short. but we immediately started making the best out of it. poor tyler instantly passed out on the couch so he missed it, but he didn’t miss too much. we were gonna get a big group picture with yeti but several of them had left after the gig, so it was like it wasn’t going to be everyone in the photo anyway :----( we didn’t realize the time to get it was while we were at tako cheena. so we piled onto the staircase and got a big group photo, pulses. and WSA. you can see that my face is still red from crying and my makeup is completely gone hahahaha. 

photo was done, so it was time to get in the pool. man, i wish it was actually hot out or that the pool was heated because it was FREEZING. but i was committed to using the bathing suit i packed. i changed, grabbed a claw and headed for the back. yeah i froze my ass off, but whatever. matt jumps in first and assures us it’s better once you’re in for a few minutes. i never got comfortable but i was able to tolerate it long enough. we stayed up until 4 am just talking and shooting the shit. at one point, without speaking, jaime stands up, approaches the pool, and walks in fully CLOTHED lmaooooooooo. he swam to the other side and back while we all howled laughing. jaime is like that, he can be a quiet dude but once he’s really feeling himself he’ll just do something out-of-pocket out of nowhere. he’s so funny hahaha. 

to be here with everyone again in orlando and ending the tour like this was wonderful. on the last tour the orlando bnb happened halfway through, and we had way more time to get wasted and party because we were off the next day. still, it felt like we got that same quality of hangs in. we laughed about the idea of driving all the way to florida just to play two shows and then go on vacation together for a full week. the only reason tour doesn’t feel completely like a vacation is because you’re still working really hard, just not in the conventional sense. and you get way less sleep than you would on a regular vacation haha. 

the next morning pulses. woke us to let us know they were leaving so that we could say goodbye and see them off. well, little did we know that we would be seeing them again. WSA was packing to leave the airbnb when i realize i can’t find my fanny pack anywhere. somehow, matt took it by accident HAHA. so we ended up having to meet them in daytona (at buc-ee’s, of course) to exchange stuff. they had left shirts behind at the airbnb so it worked out. the timing also ended up creating a serendipitous opportunity for santino to meet one of his internationally famous WWE heros, braun strowman. not that i follow wrestling but the dude had just gone to alexa bliss’ wedding like days earlier haha. we all made one last buc-ee’s run, said “see ya in may” (we’re seeing them in may for our next gig together) and went our separate ways. 

[alpinesquib]

What is this alleged tako post

http://alpinesquid.tumblr.com/post/176388906041/this-was-funny-in-my-head

It was literally a shitpost comic I feel embarassed about that some random pb decided to attach himself to??? 

[dongsookies]

20 questions tag!

thank you @nctragic​ for tagging me! i hope we can get closer klfjaklsjf 💘💘

Rules: answer 20 questions and tag 20 followers 
Nicknames: sof, fia, soya? Zodiac Sign: leo Height: 5′2 - 5′3 i’ve been growing hehe Orientation: straight  Nationality: malaysian Favorite Fruit: strawberriesss Favorite Season: i like spring cause it’s not too cold or too warm lmao Favorite Book: i forgot all the books i read rip Favorite Flower: orchids! Favorite Scent: yankee candles and the smell of a basement or dust im so weird uh,;;,, Favorite Animal: cats and big cats etc etc Favorite Colors: mostly purple + pastel colours Coffee, Tea, or Hot Coco: tea but hot coco if i’m in The Mood™ Average hours of sleep: usually 6-9 hours Cat or dog: catss but doggos are cute too Favorite Fictional Character: baymax? and obviously sofia the first ;))) Number of Blankets: only one otherwise it’d be too hot Dream Trip: i wanna go to japan to see cherry blossoms one day !! Blog Created: one but i guess two because i accidentally deleted my last blog rip so i remade it Favorite Song at the moment: love paint by nu’est (that song is a bop why is it slept on smh) Number of Followers: 908! Favorite Bands: nct my fave fave, wanna one, and svt Favorite Solo artists: ailee, chungha, dean Song Stuck in my Head: whiplash (sh-shawty give me whIP whIPLAshhhhhh) i swear i heard it playing in my dream Last Movie I Watched: the martian Last TV show I watched: i dont really watch tv shows but it was probably phineas and ferb or smth hHAHAH What stuff do I post: a whole lot of nct, maybe some bae jinyoung and girl groups here and there When did your blog reach its peak: not yet? but my activity line goes up whenever i post a shitpost lMAO Do you have any other blogs: ye i have a wanna one sideblog but i barely use it,,,, (it’s @seonhu​ btw ;;;)))))) Do you get asks regularly: no rip pLEASE SEND ME ASKS!! <3 Why did you choose your URL: dongsookie is the girl version of donghyuck so i just added an s at the end so it would look somewhat aesthetic amirite or amirite Following: 550 whoOPS Posts: 987 Hogwarts House: hufflepuff whoOpppp Pokemon Team: mystic Lucky Numbers: my lucky number is 8 but i always have 18 as my jersey/uniform number so What are you wearing right now: t shirt and shorts Dream Job: i honestly dont know as long as im an entertainer!

this is so long and looks messy? but whatever hahhhahah i haD FUN!

i tag: @ten-twerks​ @haenyan​ @sonuwoo​ @tako-yutaki​ @markhyuck​ @winwinnerchickendinner // i tried to tag different people i just wanna make friends lfksjdflak aND you don’t have to do the tag if you don’t want to!