#takes my hater hat off again. flowers r cool btw
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if i may put on my hater hat for a second. i understand yall are obsessed with victorian flower language or whatever but every single florist au or whatever the hell where "Actually Geraniums Mean Fuck You" comes up i become more and more certain that none of you fuckers have a) visited a florist in your life and b) could name a singular flower if i shoved it up your ass
#home cooked hijinks#i have family knowledgeable in this sort of area but let me say. even if i did not. this is an easily attainable experience#NONE OF YOUUUU HAVE EVER TALKED TO FLORISTS/GARDENERS IN YOUR LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEE#try it someday. i guarantee the sweet old lady behind the counter does not know or care what salmon-coloured hydrangeas mean.#like flower language isnt widespread or standardized right. you guys know it was just a stupid victorian fad right.#stop researching what honesty tree seedpods meant to some random bored victorian#and START researching what flowers are actually commonly grown for flowers/last in water!!!#romance isnt giving someone foxgloves because they mean ily UWU romance is teaching someone how 2 identify white vs red oak. or something#queue gotta be kidding me#takes my hater hat off again. flowers r cool btw
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