#romance isnt giving someone foxgloves because they mean ily UWU romance is teaching someone how 2 identify white vs red oak. or something

[necromycologist]

if i may put on my hater hat for a second. i understand yall are obsessed with victorian flower language or whatever but every single florist au or whatever the hell where "Actually Geraniums Mean Fuck You" comes up i become more and more certain that none of you fuckers have a) visited a florist in your life and b) could name a singular flower if i shoved it up your ass