#takehiro incorrect quotes

[kono-oto-tomare-incorrect-quotes]

Kurata Takezou: ✨ *exists* ✨

Kurusu Hiro: Kyaaaaa~♡!!! He's so cool~♡!!! Puh-lease marry meee!! ♡ 😍

[incorrectarsenalfcquotes]

Jakub: Is the pain bad?

Tomi, injured: It’s not that bad.

Jakub: Don’t lie to yourself.

Tomi: I’m not lying to myself, I’m lying to you.

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Elyon, to Anzu: My life is in the hands of an idiot! Anzu, motioning to themself and Sophie: No no no no no, TWO idiots!

Anzu: Are you sure this is the right direction? Subaru: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest! Sophie: In that case, we're definitely lost.

Sophie: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste Anzu: We got spring water Sophie: NO. Natsume: with EXTRA minerals Anzu: it's like licking a stalagmite Sophie: DON'T COME HOME. Natsume: Mmmmm cave water

Anzu: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time? Sophie: The car takes a screenshot. Takehiro: For the last time, get the fuck out.

Anzu, trying to convince Takehiro to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong! Sophie: And loud! Martha: And grumpy! Lettie: And oblivious to reality! Takehiro:

Anzu: Good morning. Sophie: Good morning. Martha: Good morning. Lettie: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit. Takehiro: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

Ibara: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people? Anzu: Plane tickets? Sophie: Concert tickets? Elyon: Prostitution? Ibara, holding their broken frames: Glasses.

Sophie, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something. Anzu: I saw a squirrel in a tree today! Sophie, with the tone of someone who is used to Anzu: Outstanding. Sophie: This is what I’m talking about people.

Anzu: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase. Sophie: Anzu, that's a coma. Anzu: Sounds festive.

Sophie: What does 'take out' mean? Elyon: Food. Anzu: Dating Jade: Murder Floyd: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

Sophie: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife? Elyon: Rude. Anzu: That’s fair. Ibara: Not again. Jade: Are you going to want this back?

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incorrect quotes: accepting

Store Worker: Would a Mx. Sophie please come to the front desk? Sophie, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem? Store Worker: points to Anzu and Takehiro Store Worker: I believe they belong to you? Anzu and Takehiro, simultaneously: We got lost :( Sophie: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

Anzu: Takehiro and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us Sophie: *Sighing* What did Takehiro do? Anzu: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and... Takehiro: Who wants a steering wheel?

Sophie: I was arrested for being too cool. Takehiro: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

Sophie: Do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? Or if their limbs were just slightly too long? Or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn’t Notice It? Anzu: Stay woke monsterfuckers ur love is out there!!!!! Sophie: Yknow what? Not my point at all in any way whatsoever, but I’m glad I could be an inspiration.

Sophie: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it. Anzu: Sophie no. Ibara: Mistlefoe. Anzu: Please stop encouraging them.

[incorrectarsenalfcquotes]

Ben: You have been blessed with a wonderful gift.

Tomi: Thank you.

Ben: I meant me.

[incorrectarsenalfcquotes]

Jakub: Tomi, this is my mother. Mom, this is my Tomi.

Jakub:

Jakub, blushing: Wait-

Tomi: No, he's right, I am his Tomi.

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Tomi: Remember how I once thought that this place couldn’t possibly be any weirder than my hometown?

Tomi: Well, now I’m not sure how to feel about being proven wrong.

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Jakub: Have you ever been in love?

Tomi: Once.

Jakub: How did it end?

Tomi: [takes Jakub’s hand] It hasn’t.

Jakub: [blushes]

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Tomi: You look cute when you do that.

Jakub, confused: When I do what?

Tomi: Breathe.

[incorrectarsenalfcquotes]

Jakub: Tomi isn’t picking up on my hints.

Jorginho: What hints have you given him?

Jakub: Well, I think about him a lot.

Jakub: And sometimes I even think about talking to him.

[incorrectarsenalfcquotes]

Ben: Kieran told me we could be friends with benefits.

Ben: Turns out the benefits were being his friend and not getting tackled by him during training.

Tomi: That must have been so disappointing for you.

[incorrectarsenalfcquotes]

Emile: I’m always the last one to know everything.

Eddie: That’s not true.

Emile: Yes, it is. I was the last one to know about Bukayo accidentally slipping in the hallway and landing in trash. I was the last one to know about Ben accidentally wearing his kit backwards. I was the last one to know about Kiwi’s crush on Tomi.

Tomi: What?!?

Jakub: [turns red]

Emile: Oh. Looks like I was second to last.

[incorrectarsenalfcquotes]

Jakub, on his wedding night: [sobbing]

Zina: What's wrong?

Jakub: I can't believe Tomi likes me.

[incorrectarsenalfcquotes]

[When Jakub first came to Arsenal]

Mikel: You've been working hard lately. How do you feel about your position and the life in London nowadays?

Jakub: I'm working on becoming an independent, strong player who can adapt quickly to the environ-

Tomi: [passes by, smiles and mouths at him] Good morning, Kiwi.

Jakub: I'm a single, home-loving player who hasn't adapted fully to this team and needs the company of his Italian-speaking mate.

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Tomi to Fabio: Turn that frown upside-down.

[a little while later]

Tomi: What are you doing?

Fabio, trying to do a handstand: You told me to “turn that frown upside-down” but it’s not working.

[incorrectarsenalfcquotes]

Tomi: How's Aaron's head?

Ben, dreamily: Best I've ever had.

Tomi: ...

Ben: Oh, you meant his injury.

Ben: He's fine.