#take the donut

[crybaby-bkg]

“I’m terrified of trying those hitachi wands,” you offhandedly mention one night in a quiet laugh, while laying in bed beside Bakugou. you’re both on your phones, one last scroll before bed, even though he’s actually playing one of those old people games. he looks over, hair pushed back by a clip he stole from you.

“Why would you be scared?” he asks you, completes the last two moves of the game before he closes his phone and sets it on the table beside the bed. he turns all of his attention on you then, rolling over to his side to face you, and you do the same.

“Because those things are damn near weapons with how they render people useless for like, twenty minutes after they cum.” you snicker, thinking back on the video you had seen earlier in the day. the lady damn near ruined her phone with the wetness, and could hardly move for a good minute after.

Bakugou only stares at you, doesn’t say anything for a long while, but he has this look on his face. he’s thinking about something, but doesn’t open his mouth until he’s whispering,

“That’s crazy,” he kisses your forehead and mumbles an I love you before he rolls over and pulls the covers to his head. you only blink in confusion before you chalk it up to him being the shy little prude he’s always been, and lay down yourself.

the conversation goes forgotten as the weeks pass on, something you don’t dwell on much afterwards. but obviously, it hasn’t passed Bakugou’s mind at all.

“I got it in pink.” he tells you one night after he’s wined and dined you. that wasn’t anything out of the ordinary for him, but what was weird was how jittery he had been the entire time. this was why, surely, when he leads you to the bedroom and opens a neat little box with one of those wands you had completely forgotten about sitting prettily in front of you.

“Katsuki!” you laugh, hands covering your mouth before they cover your eyes in a mix of shame and shyness. “Why do you wanna see me laid out and twitching after using that thing?” you softly punch his shoulder, looking between his reddened cheeks and the wand he holds in front of you like an engagement ring.

“It’ll be hot.” he shrugs, mouth twisting this way and that in uncertainty, before he looks at you from under his lashes. “Wanna try it out?”

“Of course I do.” you answer back just as quickly, stripping from your clothes even quicker. it makes Bakugou laugh, taking his shirt off and his pants too, just to be safe in case you become a slash zone.

he tries it first with him sitting between your legs, just holding the wand there. he looks between your legs and then to your eyes, starting on a low setting and watches how you twist and thrive in the silken sheets. and when you cum, he thinks he can push you a little further.

he ups the vibrations, adds two of his fingers inside of you, crooking them until he finds that soft spot inside of you that makes you absolutely sob. you squirt all over him and he wonders if he should take his boxers off too (he doesn’t though; the thought of finding them tomorrow stained in you makes him damn near burst in his pants).

the next position is in front of your mirror on the closet, with your legs spread over his. Bakugou hooks his chin over your shoulder, holds your twitching thighs open as he keeps turning the vibrations up to the highest settings. you’re squirming and whining and whimpering for mercy, even though you cry even more whenever he stops.

the next time and the next time and the next, he’s got more fingers inside of you, his cock, another one of your favorite toys. he sets you in doggy style, even though he doesn’t fuck you, but keeps the wand between your legs. he likes the way your entire body shakes beneath him, collapsing, trapped between his weight and the strong vibrations that send you into another dimension.

the next day, you can barely feel between your legs, shaky and unstable for the whole day. but Bakugou makes up for it; he always does.

[revenantghost]

Y’know, first time watching this, I thought maybe Vash was hearing what he wanted to hear. What he needed to hear. But what if this higher dimension is connected to some sort of afterlife? Aren’t there supposed to be souls residing there? Nai and Conrad claim they’re plant souls (not that I trust either of their info), but what’s the difference between a plant’s soul and a human soul?

It’s very fantastical, for sure. But what if

[looooofa]

he has a tummy ache but he's being so so brave about it

[sabotourist]

You know. Sometimes I forget that Donut has a bloodlust to rival Sarge.

[mixtercandy]

I hold my space donut like this in my milkyway cosplay

[coyotejone-s]

rewatching rvb and i'm absolutely obsessed with how tucker saying "they bicker like an old married couple, they're so clearly in love. why can't they see it" about grif and simmons was played COMPLETELY fucking straight.

[hipstersoulgushers-art]

Facecanons for the reds n blues now that I’ve been hyperfixating for over a year

[linaderpina]

weirdly specific rvb headcanon dump

grif swears on his life that he has a del taco preference when it comes to it or taco bell but if you fed him either he wouldn’t be able to distinguish the difference

simmons likes to envision himself waltzing with people when he listens to classical music (he’s always wearing outrageously regal clothing)

donut is horrible at cooking. he sets the water on fire. BUT the only thing he can “cook” is rlly lumpy and gross powdery mashed potatoes

sarge indulges in smutty romance novels in moments of weakness (don’t fucking ask.)

sister gets constant UTI to where the point she can’t tell that it isn’t normal whatsoever (i actually think that’s canon ??)

doc can play and has played bassoon in highschool (he was a band geek before he got into health)

caboose has stimmed so hard once he almost smashed a hole in his visor (he also pulled his ankle out of its socket stimming)

tucker secretly indulges in shitty reality tv (shit like MTV or TLC) ((this is where he got his flirting style from.))

church almost got ran over by a bus in highschool

[hivemindcoroika]

The starlight reaches us after a millennia long voyage…!

[padawansuggest]

Jedi: Do you think the wind is ever tryina tell us something and we don’t know how to hear it anymore?

Mando: I just want you to stop saying odd shit.

Mand’alor: No but they are right.

Jedi: 😃😃

Mandos: ??????

Mand’alor: WHAT DO YOU THINK THE MANDA IS ITS THE WIND AND ITS OUR ANCESTORS

Mandos: …do you… do you think we can make a new civil war out of this with the terrorists????

Mand’alor: Probably.

Mandos: Awesome. Approved.

Jedi: Wait, shit, wait, fuck-

[bumble-b-goode]

there are many (dis)advantages to being R O U N D

[theloveinc]

I also like the idea of Bakugo having a lil crush on Kirishima’s secretary. He’s somewhat formal with his own staff, so seeing how sweet you are to Kiri when you pat his shoulder when you drop off papers, or he to you when coffee is ordered just gets him so… flustered and itchy under the collar. Not knowing how to feel.

Bakugo doesn’t even realize it’s jealousy at first, and especially not when he has an interview planned with Kiri, and you’re there too, being just as kind to him as you are to your own boss.

[skwistokwarrior]

reasons why churchnut is canon:

donut was the main character in churchs fanfiction.

ok thanks for reading goodbye

[cyrafoam]

this is a request i took for @/ cosmopterix_draws on insta!!! they suggested chuuya and yosano being wine aunts together🛐 (and their art is absolutely gorgeous, if you have insta, go check them out!!!!)

(chuuya's ranting about all the ways he had to deal with dazai, while yosano's 'avenging him' in her own way -pray for them🙏)

[sabotourist]

Some thoughts on season 19

This is probably going to be one of the most personal things I ever post on social media. But I have some thoughts.

Sarge and Doc died. Doc wasn't even killed on-screen. Was barely even mentioned until the end. He died having only saved two people in his entire career as a medic. Sarge died, and Donut wasn't even there to see it happen.

Was he off grieving Doc? Was he just doing other stuff? I don't know. But he was gone.

Why was he actually gone? Probably for budget reasons. Time constraints. Studio trouble and issues with the engine or model or whatever else. Writing constraints that forced Donut and Doc into such secondary roles. Into dying off screen. Into not even being there when two people you care so much about die.

But like, how much of that was actually in the narrative's control? They had these limitations to write around, and it put these characters in situations where they couldn't be in narratively satisfying roles.

In some ways, it's the most brutal depiction of what life is like.

When I was 14, I lost touch with my best friend. I just didn't keep my phone on me often at the time. He died. I think, if he had lived, he would have gone on to do some absolutely amazing things. He didn't get to. He called me a couple days before it happened. I didn't see it.

Death isn't fair. But it's not the end.

I think, if the story had had more time, these characters could have had better roles. But life isn't always so kind. Death isn't always so kind. We lose people when we're not looking. We blink and people are gone.

Doc, Sarge, Church, and Tex are dead. Wash was in an institution again. Tucker just went through all that. Grif went back to earth.

That's... that's brutal. Why don't I hate it? On paper, I'd hate it.

I think it might be because it doesn't feel like a goodbye, or even the end. There are loose ends. A lot of them. There's so much pain there, so much healing and moving on to be done. Just because Grif went back to earth doesn't mean he and Simmons don't call all the time. Just because Donut wasn't here to maybe save Sarge doesn't mean he won't be there eventually.

Just because Doc only saved two people doesn't mean it didn't matter.

Life is brutal. Death is brutal. Shit happens. Shit that isn't fair. Whether it's people we love dying, or just studio drama fucking a show.

But... that doesn't mean it's the end.

Doesn't mean Simmons is going to be alone, doesn't mean Doc died for nothing, doesn't mean Sarge's sacrifice meant nothing, doesn't mean Wash or Tucker's lives are ruined, or that Caboose can't have a new best friend.

I like to imagine Donut taking up medical studies after this. Doc saved him. He's going to make damn sure that matters. Maybe Blood Gulch becomes something of a boot camp for some future loser rejects in need of a home that Simmons can guide.

Church, in all his forms, may be gone. But that doesn't mean they're going to be so quick to forget. Leave the past in the past. But still look back from time-to-time. It got you where you were.

Sometimes we pass memories down through stories. Sometimes, just in the choices we make throughout our lives.

But just... unfair things happened. To the show, and to the characters in it. To the people running it. My best friend died when he was 14. Monty Oum died in his prime. Life is tragic. But hey, it's not the end. It's just the start of something new.

Maybe it isn't perfect. Maybe it isn't ideal. Maybe it hurts. Maybe it'll never stop hurting. But it can still be beautiful. it still has meaning.

It may just be a silly show about Halo dudes, but it matters.

Tl;dr: Raven is stupidly sentimental right now

[cellgatinbo]

god i think me missing spiderbit has reached terminal limit