#take a shot everytime i say oopsies

[ninyard]

OBSESSED w mic’d up content nin

ME TOO im thinking

- Matt strutting over to Kevin and nudging him to say, “Do you think we could convince Coach to let Neil go in defense again? I’m getting kind of bored,” and Kevin’s like “Dude. You’re Mic’ed up.” And Matt just looks around the stadium into one of the cameras and waves before grinning like, “oopsie daisies”

- Of course Jeremy saying thank you every time he gets the ball is so real to me but his good sportsmanship showing up all the time because he’s Mic’ed up. Helping up his opponents with a “Are you okay, you good? That sounded like it hurt.” Him cheering on anyone else when they get possession

- Nicky dodging a check and running away like, “Cant touch this dunununnun dunun dunun can’t touch this”

- also Nicky yelling everytime someone gets close to him. Kevin telling him to stop screaming and he’s like “but it’s so scawwy 🥺”

- Kevin letting out a little “woohoo!” After he scores and it’s so unexpected and cute. Neil jogs over to him like, “Did you just… woohoo?” And he just tells him to go away

- Renee with her quiet little shows of support. Little whispers of “Yess” and “let’s go!” And “goooood shot very nice”

- Allison being fake flirty with her teammates. Walking over to Dan like “BITCH you looked so hot when you got that ball you’re KILLING IT”

- I think Matt would be the funniest. He spills water on himself and he’s like “Call me a basketballer the way I’m dribbling,” and Aaron is like “What did you just say?” “Don’t worry about it.”

- just the singing. I think Nicky would be dramatically singing all the time. Him doing a little Don’t Rain On My Parade like “DONT tell me not to LIIIIIVE just sit and PUTTAH” and the play starts coming towards him “Don’t rain on my parraaaaaaaad-“ before he screams and checks someone

- Aaron beatboxing while he’s waiting for play to resume

- Neil’s running commentary, “What are you DOING?” “What WAS that?” “Are you kidding me? Are you actually kidding me?” “Jesus Christ.” “No, the ball goes this way, Matt, what the hell.”

- Also Matt taunting the other side, “Hey buddy!” “Fuck off” “Oooooh that’s not very nice. Onto the benches with you. I’ll take the ball specifically from you now and it’s all your fault. And listen, man, I’m not even sorry.”

- They make the decision to mic up Andrew once, and to everyone’s surprise, he’s actually like. Commentating like Neil is. “Wrong way, Dan.” “I’m bored. Will someone do something exciting?” Followed by some oofs and ahs and when someone shoots at him he blocks it like, “Not today.”

[girlwiththegreenhat]

About that send me a character thingie, Blurr from TFA? I also want to know more about Auto too so I am stuck in between.

TFA BLURR1: sexuality headcanon: i already headcanon transformers as an asexual species but even if i didn't i'd be slamming that asexuality headcanon button. i like to HC him as aromantic too if you missed my pride icon last month lol2: otp: thanks to the above i don't have one, but as for platonic OTPs... 3: brotp: blurr and wheelie for lyfe, man. i'd die for the found family trope and blurr basically adopting wheelie is like, one of my fav concepts ever. they've both got weird speech quirks, one's serious the others Literally A Goofy Child Who Speaks In Rhymes, they're blue and orange which are the best colors ever, and i love to think wheelie idolizes him and wants to join the elite guard some day to be like him. 4: notp: i feel like i'm gonna get at least One (1) mean message in my inbox about this but,,, i dont like blu///rr x shock/////wave At All oopsies. (no ill will nor hate to people that do though!! you do you!! ) i see people pulling the ITS ABOUT THE CONES IMPLICATIONS card sometimes and that's about as close as i've ever gotten to understanding how or why this is a thing. i also recently discovered that romantic blu//rr x whee//lie is a thing and that made me want to Die, i know the lines blur with robots and different concepts of age and what not but wheelie is literally canonically referred to as a child even by cybertronian standards and blurr definitely Is Not, THAT’S GROSS FAM AND FOR THIS ONE I’M NOT SORRY FOR SAYING IT LOL5: first headcanon that pops into my head: (this just reminded me i have a whole LIST of blurr headcanons i dont think i never posted, oopsies) he LOVES having his nose in other people's business, he wants to know Everything about Everyone and he's got dirt on basically everybody. thing is he's a master of keeping secrets despite his motormouth, so even when Fellow Gossips try to get info out of him he doesn't crack. he knows all, but shares nothing. 6: favorite line from this character: well, he's got less than 13 minutes of screentime total, and not a whole lot of what I guess I'd call memorable dialogue, but you never get tired of seeing him transform for the first time and hearing him snap FIRST OF ALL, THE NAME'S NOT “Z I P P Y . . .”7: one way in which I relate to this character: now i'm probably just projecting, but he gives me the vibe that he's got some crazy problems with ADHD. it's probably the whole "talks fast goes on tangents constantly and probably doesn't have a single thought without immediately verbalizing it" thing but I Feel That. 8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: i've made a post about this before but it's the fact that his boss, longarm, has a similar aesthetic and voice to known decepticon shockwave, and he... didn't put two and two together. like shockwave and longarm being one and the same is really obvious if you put more than two seconds of thought into it, blurr is a highly skilled and capable agent who worked under longarm for spark knows how long, and he just. "HMM LETS DO A VOICE PRINT MATCH THAT'LL SOLVE WHO THE TRAITOR IS I DEFINITELY CAN'T FIGURE THIS OUT ALL ON MY OWN NNNOPE" 9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? um total and absolute cinnamon roll??

and... y'mean like, Auto? my auto? camera boy? unusual but definitely allowed and Very Appreciated!!

now lets see if i can answer this without dropping a bunch of spoilers since i don't think this meme was made with OCs in mind lmfao

1: sexuality headcanon: he is a flaming home-of-sexual, my guy2: otp: auto x AJ, obvs. they compliment and support each other perfectly, this is something i'd love to get into but i caaant. lets just say they're two very jagged, broken, oddly-shaped pieces that fit perfectly together. 3: brotp: also the above in a way, he doesn't have a lot of friends. do actual father/son relationships work for broTPs?? i'll vote auto and torres then, that's his dad. on two different levels its ironic that auto is the one who plays the straight man to his father's kooky science bullshit. 4: notp: auto x happiness. haha kidding mostly, probably auto x anyone who isn't AJ, really. 5: first headcanon that pops into my head: is it really a headcanon if its my own character? mm whatever, if he could eat or were human his favorite food would be ice cream. which flavor? oh how DARE you make him choose, but cookies and cream is the secret answer. 6: favorite line from this character: does this count?? disregarding a threat in the name of memeing?? yeah, probably counts.

7: one way in which I relate to this character: he's an absolute anti-social shut-in disaster who is afraid of the inevitability of change. hey, that's like four things. o o p s i e s. 8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: he's an absolute anti-social shut-in disaster who is afraid of the inevitability of change. hey, that was the last answer too. o o p s i e s. 9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?: he might be a chaotic disaster, but he's still a cinnamon roll.

[youaremysunshine-court]

Tldr; the wwdits writers know a thing or two about depression and being tired of life, nandor is a prime example, allow them to bring about his character arc in a natural way

Nandor's 'I'm whispering bc I care about marwa and don't want her to know I'm about to replace her' gives me hope and much food for thought. Excuse the rambling because I'm fleshing this thought out as i go.

Because he's just self aware enough to know when his actions are making people sad. It means that he knows when he's doing/ done something wrong, and actually, I was super mad about this episode be guillermo and marwa and freddie deserved better, but now that I'm thinking more clearly, the writers have been leading up to this.

Everytime nandor does something wrong, he does notice. A lot of it is stupid dumb shit like getting locked in a cage at the rescue shelter. But when he pushed guillermo off the balcony during their fight, he has a millisecond of hesitation before he says OOPSIES. Likewise, when he's discussing the freddie fiasco, he considers for a moment that he's doing something wrong, then very deliberately glosses over it like it's nothing. (For more, see nadja figuring out he pillaged her village, leaving benjy alone and hypnotised, turning Gail without her consent, etc)

I believe the reason for this is a very specific turn the writers want to take with nandor as a character. It's a fact that nandor hasn't been happy for a long time, but this fact only becomes evident from the latter half of season 2 onwards. This is also when he starts fucking up more, and instead of taking responsibility the way he did with Sean and the brain scramblies, he starts to write things off like they don't really matter.

Had the vampires not stated clearly that he was going through vampire depression, it would have been evident from the way he just... stopped caring about everything and everyone. Compounded by guillermos apparent betrayal in 3×10, I believe he just kept sinking into these feelings, until he became the nandor we see in s4.

I know in a previous post i said they'd just made him into an asshole incel (which btw I do still think), I believe its a mask for the terrible depression he's going through. He's a lonely lonely vampire who wishes he could be human, who wants a lifeline so badly he'll cling to one made of gum and feathers at this point, and he's been in this despairing state for a while.

First, he clutched onto guillermo, thinking if he made him a vampire then they'd be happy. Then, he decided a wife would fix him. But she didn't, so he thought she needed to be changed. All this while he's struggling both with depression and buried feelings for guillermo. Which means when guillermo and freddie show up, happy and gay, he is intensely envious and immediately latches on to "what he's been missing".

Freddie. Freddie is the stand in for everything nandor wants but can't have. A human, slightly nerdy boyfriend, who dresses like the pits of fashion and knows enough about nandors niche interests to be interesting. He's the "perfect fix". Until he isn't.

This episode made a lot of people, including me, very very angry. But I think we need to look past this to what nandors really struggling with and allow the writers to let him grow without praising them for some episodes and cursing them for other, heartbreaking but necessary ones.

Honestly I'm pissed about the ending they forced on marwa, because yes she deserved to stab him at least once. But once again, I think that last shot of them together just highlights how far gone nandor is. She looks miserable, because he IS miserable. Marwa doesn't like him because he doesn't like himself. Marwa doesn't like living because nandor doesn't like living.

Sure, he smiles and laughs with freddie, but he's uncomfortable not knowing human jokes. Even the second time around he looks deeply unhappy when he's laughing at the roomba joke. He wants to be a part of this little clique humans have SO SO badly, but at the end of the day he is other.

And finally, that shot at the end where nandor cries after leaving freddie on the train. Is he grieving leaving freddie or is he grieving the travels he could have had with guillermo? Is he really crying or just scrunching up his face for the cameras? It all comes down to the original question: does he care? And the answer is, no, not anymore, not for a long time.

In conclusion, this has been long and rambling, but I can't wait to see how far he has to fall before he hits rock bottom, or if this is perhaps rock bottom. At that point I would like to see if he wishes to become human, or wishes that he'd always be happy. Or, my favourite option, I would like to see who the writers bring in as the person who shows him how to heal himself. Either way, the writers have brought the show this far without ruining it, and I trust them with this episode and the bigger picture, and I can only hope that they follow through on that.

[bookwyrminspiration]

hello hello its been a few days but i, the dream nonsie, am back! (also my name actually means "dream" irl 👀) personally, i think a silveny flavored popsicle would be cinnamon-y as u said, but also... sparkly? in a way? not- not like actual glitter, thats disgusting, but.. when u eat it it just *feels* magical. not sure if im making sense lol ^^ aww, glad my crazy dream made you happy! :D ask word limit is getting close so imma continue in another ask if thats okay with you! <3 1/?

hello!! welcome back--i gotta admit I was not expecting this, but it's so nice of you and I really appreciate it <33. I hope you don't mind me compiling this all into one post, that way it's just a little more organized. you're entirely welcome to send as many asks as you want, so don't worry about continuing in others! I don't mind at all!

1. oo that's a really cool name meaning!! I always think it's interesting to hear what other people's name mean, or they meanings they've chosen to associate with them (as some have more that one). Quil doesn't really have a meaning, so I love hearing others'!! The only thing I miss about my dead name is the meaning, tbh, because it was pretty !!

also, I can totally imagine the cinnamon/sparkly popsicle. when you say that I immediately think of sparkling water for some reason, like it's not a taste it's a feeling. you put it in your mouth and it's an experience. you're wild dream was probably the highlight of my day!! something about it just stood out and I kept coming back to think about it. long silveny popsicles can do that to you, i guess

2. oopsie! my bad! when someone says writing I usually just default to the wings au, because that's the writing most people know me for. but!! i'm glad you like all the analyses I've done! I don't think they'll be stopping anytime soon--it's like everytime I answer an ask I get two more, which means there will be a steady stream of them for the forseable future. I really enjoy doing them, so I love hearing that people enjoy reading them! they're mostly just me rambling until I find a pattern or connection to latch onto, and then I build from there. and depending on the ask I might grab a book from my shelf to reference something if needed

also: thank you! The wings au is a pretty big project I've wanted to take on for a while, so it's absolutely thrilling to see people interact with it and talk about it--even if they haven't read it. There's absolutely no pressure on you to read it, just so you know! Honestly sometimes baffles me that I've gotten fanart and so many asks and comments on it, enough so that people who haven't read it still know what it is. like?? my wings au?? silly little idea I had all because of one stray thought one day?

as for writing it while taking college classes: yes! that's what I've been doing! I think i've had a combined total of like three weeks of break since January (i don't get summer), but aside from that i've had four or five classes while writing the au. Actually was taking an A&P class (which are notoriously difficult, even more so on summer schedule) this summer while working on it, which was wild. But a lot of the excited comments and theories and general interaction helped motivate me to keep going.

3. it's not dissapointing at all! I don't expect for anyone to read it, it's not something you have to do in order to interact with me and the stuff on my blog. it's just something I happen to be doing so if you like it you're welcome to engage with it! I actually don't read fanfic very often either, which may be surprising as I write it. Occasionally I binge a bunch of fics in a certain ship when I'm in the mood, but that's only once every few months. Ships just don't hold huge appeal for me, so I don't find a lot of fic that interests me. Also wow! mine was one of the first you've heard of?? that's a huge accomplishment to me, thank you! Where did you hear about it? I honestly don't know where people find my au, so I'm curious.

speaking of reading fanfic, Nattie's (theunmappedstar) fic is one of the few I've read! I haven't talked to them in a while, but they're very accomplished and it's an honor to be considered alongside them in terms of writing!

as for committing to mine, feel free to take your time! no rush! it's always going to be there! although I will say it does just keep getting longer, so be prepared for that. I update every two weeks on sunday, so you've got time. if you do read it, I'd love to hear your thoughts. truly, comments and just hearing what people think are the best motivation. it also enriches the story! I never know what's going to stick out to people or what they'll remember, so hearing from people gives me ideas for scenes in the future! I have a general idea of where this au is heading, but a lot of the details have been impacted by theories and comments. You absolutely don't have to though, just if you'd like I'd love to hear

4. thank you so much <33. I'd love to get back more into traditional art, as i've been focusing on digital recently. I just love how watercolors look! I actually have a few art requests from an embarrasingly long time ago (April) that I'd like to do in a traditional style. I also just haven't posted as much art recently, so I'd love to get back into that. Coloring and lighting were mostly me just winging it, trying to imagine a few colors that would look nice next to each other and then just going for it. Also, i cant even count how many times I would accidentally switch up the light source in in the middle of a piece. I actually took an art class a few semesters ago, so I have leftover supplies from that I could use for some keeper pieces! I've had a few ideas, so hopefully your encouragement can help me get back into that <33

the writer and artist thing: thank you!! both writing and art are interests of mine, so it's so cool to get recognized for both!! I remember when I started posting art I was doing it as a "I'll do this for now until I get to the writing" thing and then i accidentally became fairly well-known as an fanartist and i was just there like wait a minute this wasn't supposed to happen. But I love it!! I love doing fanart and I'd love to do more. But I also love writing! i have some ideas for aus and other one shots I'd like to do when the wings au is done, not that I'm trying to hurry that along. I thoroughly enjoy working on the wings au, and i'm not in any rush to get through it.

and don't worry, you have nothing to apologize for!! i'm glad you feel comfortable talking to me! You don't need to be concise or anything, you're welcome to take up as much space and use as many words as you'd like. I think it'd be a little hypocritical if i didn't believe that, considering how long my responses to the asks i get are (partially why they sometimes take a bit to answer). it was very much so a fun read!! I really appreciate you and wasn't even sure how to respond to everything in a way that conveyed that. I absolutely blown away by how genuine and sweet you are

i really loved this ask, and I've reread it several times because it's just so kind. thank you so much <33

[brokenconnection]

So I started season 5 of Merlin

*spoilers for the TV show Merlin*

My reactions to the last season of Merlin. I’m writing these as I go so your basically seeing my reactions in chronological order lol

Gwen is fucking gorgeous as queen like damn

GWAINE AND PERCIVAL HOT FUCKING DAMN

Merlin and Arthur basically cuddling I see y’all

How much fuckin time has passed???? Mordred ages like 10 years but everyone else still looks the same?????

Dude that poor fucking dragon wtf did Morgana do to it

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS TAHT THING INSIDE THE CAVE WITH GWAINE

Did some research apparently 10 years have elapsed since the first episode

“Are you threatening me with a spoon?”

Arthur may be married but the merthur is strong this season

When u call ur dad back from the dead only to get a lecture

Have I mentioned the fact that I love how Perceval’s chain mail just doesn’t have sleeves???

I just like have the biggest fucking crush on Merlin Rn holy fuck

This show should be titled the adventures of Merlin and Arthur bc these boys do everything together its so cute

MERLIN JUST REVEALED HIMSELF TO UTHER FUCKKKKKKKKK

Princess Mithian is so fucking pretty holy shit

ARTHUR NOTICES HOW MUCH MERLIN SMILES AND MISSES IT IM SO SOFT

I made up my mind, Morgana has to go I do not like her lmao

Is Mordred gonna die? He can’t right?

MERLIN NOOOO

the amount of times this boy could have made magic legal in Camelot makes me so angry lmao

FUCK MORDRED’S ALIVE AND MAGIC ISNT ALLOWED FUCK ME

OLD MERLIN YESSSSSSSSSSSS

I think old Merlin is my favorite character bc he just gives no fucks whatsoever lmao

MERLINS CRYING WHEN HE REALIZED HE MAY NOT HAVE SAVED AUTHUR OML

ARTHUR NOT BEING ABLE TO DRESSHIMSELF I LOVE HIM

Take a shot everytime someone says “He won’t recognize me if I’m 80 years old” or “not if he doesn’t recognize you”

Please tell me Merlin is gonna use a spell instead of just putting a dress on lmao

Is Mordred good or bad???? I can’t fucking tell????

HIS VOICE AS A WOMAN I CANT

Merlin getting pissed that Arthur forgets him

“I’m like a swan”

I’m actually gonna put my reactions to Diamond of the Day (pt 1 and 2) on a separate post bc this one got long af oopsies also bc that post will literally just be me crying

[trapmoon-vibez-blog]

🌹My Little looney tune!🌹

Imagine:being an angel in front of your dad (the Joker) but a devil to his henchmen. (Warning gore)

"Bye daddy, come back home soon!"

You waved by the front door watching your dad and Harley drive off in his purple Lamborghini, you closed the door causing his henchmen to flinch.

"Why so serious?" you asked while titling your head "ah I know what it is, you need a lil fun, so let's play a game!"

The frighten henchmen looked at each "um miss (y/n) we can't play boss told us-"

Bang! you shoot the henchman with your personalized MG.34 "anyone else wanna defy me?" you look around "no? good!"

One of the henchmen raised there hand "m-miss (y/n) can we pick the game this time?" you turn to him amused "sure shot baldy! not literally though! hahaha!." the henchmen fidgeted "how about duck duck goose?"

You pondered "good idea baldy!" the bald henchman smiled triumphantly, you walked over to him brushing his suit, making him uneasy "now here is my spins towards the game, if I decide your the goose we won't run in a circle, but the safe area is the dining room, you guys are the prey, I'm the predator so if I catch ya, let's just say your ass is grass, but don't worry I won't kill ya, I'll just hurt ya really really bad." your mouth twisted in a sadistic smile, causing the henchmen to shudder "um boss- I mean miss (y/n) how do we win?" you gestured your hands crazily "well~ if you make it to the dining room without me catching you...it's a win but heres the gimmick at least 3 people have to win if you don't well that's just more fun for me!"

A lanky curly haired henchman raised his hand. you sighed  "what? curly fries." "miss (y/n) if we win, what do we get?" you made an 'oh' face "well, ya won't get a bat upside the head, now no more questions..let's start!" you beamed.

You and the henchmen used upstairs as the head start...the henchmen never knew such a childish game could scare them so much...

"Duck~ duck~ duck~ duck~ goose! now run birdie run!" you skipped with your blood stained bat towards the burly henchman, who was frantically running.

"Come on now~ your making this too easy big boy, run! run! run! for I hurt ya~" the poor schmuck ran while looking back which caused him to fall halfway down the steep stairs, fracturing his left arm.

"Argh! s-stay back y-you bitch!"

You staggered towards him "big mistake~" you swung your bat over his left knee causing it to break.

"Argh! it-t hurts!" you circled around the burly henchman "Oh really? that's what I was going for! now...scream for me~" you grabbed your bat swing it toward his right arm, making the man scream in agony.

"Oi! don't pass out yet!" you bent down and slapped him across the face, leaving a red mark "w-wha- going argh!" you waved your hands dramatically in front of his face.

"Goodie your up! let's continue~" this time you swung your dominate foot toward his ribs, causing him to gargle up some blood "oopsie maybe I kicked ya too soft! daddy's kicks normally kill ya~ oh well." you pouted. "ple-pleas I'm argh sorr-y, I didn't m-mean to c-call you a b-b-bitch." you smiled "oh~ your...sorry, well I'll just have to stop now, huh?" you said sarcastically. the henchman coughed up "y-you are?"

"Of course not things are just getting fun!"

The other henchmen stood there obediently knowing if they touch the Joker's princess, they would have wished to have (y/n) 'play' with them...

You circled the injured henchman, watching him struggle in pain "How pathetic! your supposed to work for my dad and your cracking already, you pussies need to be whipped in shape!" then you straddle on top of the burly man, taking your slender fingers, snaking it towards his throat teasingly tightening and loosing the pressure "got any last words?!" you beamed.

The man tried to get out of your vice grip "what? cat's got ya tongue or is it my fingers around ya sweaty throat ha!ha!ha!" you continued squeezing watching the man struggling to breath "l-l-et go!" he kept trying to hit you, but how you straddle him made his movements restricted, letting him lose air faster, then you started to notice his eyes rolling up in his head and his face turning a palish purple and he stop struggling all together "Glad he's finally gone! he was ruining the fun!" you grinned jumping off of him "and he ruined my favorite shirt daddy gave me!" you screamed

The henchmen gulped knowing there boss would raise hell...

Joker's POV

Currently Mista J and Harley was have date night at his club Smile and Grin (in VIP)...

"What do you think about (Y/n)?" the Joker said absent minded.

Harley knew not to say anything bad about his princess, "what cha mean puddin?"

The Joker rolled his eyes while gripping his cane "I feel like she's too...good."

Harley got off her seat and sat on the Joker's lap massaging his scalp "just give her some time to get used to the whole criminal thing."

The Joker glared at Harley "but what if she doesn't wanna be bad...no daughter of mine is so... innocent, I may have to fix that."

Harley shook her head "don't do something ya going regret."

the Joker gritted his teeth "look doll, your not going tell me what to do, got that?!"

Harley signed "can you really hurt ya daughter, Mista J?"

The joker pondered "If it's to make her less good...I don't mind but everytime I think about it...my heart clenches, and it's getting on my damn nerves!"

Harley turned her head from the Joker surveying the club "That means you don't wanna hurt her, even if she is 'good' would ya still love her?"

The Joker signed frustrated "yeah...but I'm not going be happy bout it Harls."

Harley smiled "don't worry about it Puddin! besides you should be worrying bout me!"

The Joker raised his non-existent eyebrows "why is that?"

Harley smirked "well Puddin I could be quite vexing, and you have been ignoring me so..."

The joker grin, wrapping his arms around Harley "My naughty little minx, daddy going have to punish ya for that later~"

Frost came back frantically "boss we got trouble, Batmans here?"

"Damn that Batdick, how did he find me?! always tryin to ruin my fun! come on Harls we gotta go, FROST bring the car around back!" The Joker sneaked through the crowd while Harley followed, pouting "stupid Batsy!"

The Joker and Harley successfully got out the club and into his  Lamborghini, to have batman on the hood of his car.

The Joker pounded the hood "Batdick if you fuck my car up, I gonna kill ya!"

Harley took the safety lock off her pistol trying to shot Batman off "Batsy you ruined date night!"

Batman grip is loosing as the joker make rough curves almost hitting civilians "give up Joker!"

The Joker did his signature laugh "Ha!Ha!Ha! in your dreams Bat boy!" then the Joker force the car to a full stop forcing Batman to fly off the car, giving the Joker a chance to escape unsheathed.

~Timeskip~

The joker park his car in the driveway, locking arms with Harley "Did ya have fun, doll?"

Harley poked her lips out "Yeah! until Batsy came."

The Joker purred "don't worry baby doll, daddy's got something even more fun waiting for us upstairs."

The Joker unlocked his door to find a dead mangled henchman by the stairs, alarmed the Joker pulled his golden MG. 34 gun out of his holster "WHO EVER DID THIS SHIT COME OUT!" and the more silent it was the more worried the prince of crime felt, fearing his daughter was hurt or even killed.

(Y/n) POV

"WHO EVER DID THIS SHIT COME OUT!" the Joker growled.

You gulped knowing your secret was out the bag, no more daddy's innocent lil princess, you feared your father would hate you for this, so without making your dad even more angry you come out from the dinner room, sheepishly looking down at you feet.

"Hi daddy.." the Joker turned his head toward your voice to see blood? he ran towards you examining you "Who did this?! are you okay princess?!"

You look at your dad sadly "I'm okay daddy..."

the Joker growled "I'm not going ask again princess, who. did. this!"

You yelled with tears running down your cheeks "I did this! It was me daddy, please don't hate me! I'm sorry!" the Joker stared at you with a blank expression "Harls did you hear what I just heard?"

Harley smiled "yep! I told ya Mista J."

You looked at them confused then your dad picked you out, spinning you around while peppering kissing on your face "Thank god! my daughter ain't no goody two shoes!"

You saw your dad was grinning happily "aren't you mad daddy, I killed ya henchman, and I'm no longer ya lil princess?" The Joker stop spinning you and look at you seriously "mad? no no no! (Y/n) your still daddy's princess, and those idiots are replaceable."

"Are you disappointed?" the Joker looked at Harley then turn to you laughing "disappointed?! I'm proud of ya, I didn't even know ya had it in ya princess!"

You smiled and embraced your dad "I love ya daddy!" and the Joker wrapped his strong arms around you "me too princess."

Harley feeling left out ran over to the both of you embracing you and her Puddin "awe I love you guys!" you rolled your eyes playfully at your step mom "yeah..yeah..you alright too." Harley lifted her head in excitement "did you hear that Mista J, it's the first time (Y/n) ever said that?!"

The Joker nodded proudly "come upstairs my lil looney tune, tell daddy all the fun you had while I was gone and I tell ya the fun we had with Batsy!"

You smiled "really?! come on what are you waiting for!"

You grabbed you dads hand pulling him toward your room as Harley followed and the three of you guys talked, laughed and you kinda liked Harley just a little bit more...well at least not to the point were ya wanted to kill her!

THE END

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