#tailgating is stupid
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File this under: Why speeding and tailgating are stupid.
At 70+ MPH your car will not act like it's in a fender bender at 15 MPH.
The innocent people hit become victims too because someone wanted to save a few seconds or minutes (at most) and all end up paying for that impatience with paralysis or death.
You see all those big chunks out of the median wall when you drive down the freeway? You think they're all caused by big 16 wheel trucks?
Nope. They're caused by idiots like the above who think they're "better" drivers simply because they can press an accelerator pedal. (Such skill!) They're nearly always the same ones who arrogantly never signal because they think the "see everyone". First, it's going to be the one car you DON'T see that you hit. (No one is that infallible.) Second, how do you know another car isn't going change lanes to where you're going and NOT signal also like you don't signal?
Relax. You will get there. We spend SO much time driving and nothing ever seems to happen. But driving is thousands of times more dangerous than commercial airline. We're just desensitized.
There is such a TINY amount of friction and gravity holding your half ton box of steel & plastic to the pavement at 70 MPH. (Even less in rain.) That BIT of gravity and friction are the only things keeping a car from turning into a missle.
Just sayin'
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concerning number of people saying tailgating is the solution for dissuading those who don't use their turn signal from abruptly merging. that's not any safer 😭
#khytal.ks#'stopping distance is stupid' ok wise guy come back and tell me that to my face when you inevitably rearend someone#bc you slammed the brakes and didn't have enough space to stop before hitting the car in front of you#bc you were tailgating
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An expansion on my previous post about how Tailgate plays Roblox:
- He does. He plays unserious simulator games and also Brookhaven (he does try to get Cyclones to play with him but to no avail so far)
- Misfire scams children on Adopt Me.
- Ultra Magnus did try Brookhaven once but he scared everyone away by speaking in full sentences with correct grammar.
- Rodimus is addicted to that pressure washing simulator.
- I can imagine Nautica trying to engineer the perfect vessel in Build a Boat.
- Not a mtmte character but Prowl LOVES Emergency Response: Liberty County. He's a big fan of the unfair power imbalance between the rozzers and the criminals.
#mtmte#maccadams#rodimus#nautica#ultra magnus#tailgate#prowl#tf idw#roblox#headcanon#this is a really stupid post but I'm not apologising
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My Cygate fanart 💙 💜
This was actually an art project for my class where we had to make a piece inspired by American pop art so I chose that one mtmte panel lol
This piece is actually going to be one of 11 pieces going in my IB art portfolio for high level art 😭
In Cygate we trust guys
#maccadam#transformers#art#transformers maccadam#cygate#cyclonus#tailgate#all aboard SS Cygate#this is so stupid i cant believe this is actually part of my diploma 💀
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In the next ep Eddie and Marisol were probably on their way to a date somewhere else and drove by Buck and Tommy going in the other direction and Eddie just made a u turn in the middle of the highway to follow them and crash their date
#Marisol in the passenger seat the whole time: haha babe where are we going. babe where are we going. babe I’m scared where are we going#and Eddie’s just tailgating them all the way to that stupid ass subway looking ass restaurant#so he can walk in and be like WOAH what a coincidence you guys are here! why don’t we make this a double date ha ha !!!!!! *eye twitching*#🪐#spoilers#s7 spec
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lil guy I doodle on the fridge :]
#transformers#maccadams#mtmte#tailgate#hehe i need to sit down and like study him under a microscope#hes one of my favs and i draw him differently EVERY SINGKE TIME#theres a lil window of time after the holidays and before i go back to classes so maybe one of those days ill just go stupid go crazy#GRAHHHH THERES SO MUCH I WANT TO DRAW AND NOT ENOUGH TIME IN THE DAY#my peak hours of operation are like right after i wake up and 3 am#I DOODLED SOME STARSCREAMS AT LIKE 4 AM AND I LOVE THEM!??! what the heck#hashi do art#hashi speak moments
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Ya know, I'm getting pretty fuckin tired of tailgaters on the road. Like istg, almost every time I go out there's some asshole riding my ass. Like wtf? Get off my ass dude. I literally have to speed up just so they leave me alone. I'm literally already going 20 over, why the fuck are you driving so close? I hate their stupid decorations too. Why are there so many people putting strobe lights on the tops of their cars nowadays? It looks stupid and tacky. And they all use the same boring ass unoriginal colors. Blue and red. Blue and red. Blue and motherfucking red. I'm sick of it. Fuck you and fuck your tacky car
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boston rush hour traffic really has u experiencing such a range of human manners. i was looking judgementally at the lack of distance between the bumpers of 2 cars, the driver doing the tailgating noticed me looking, and gestured to me asking if i needed/wanted to get over, implying he'd let me over if i did, but i said no, and he gave me a thumbs up. and continued the tailgating
#toy txt post#what a wide range of manners you have my friend. holy fuck#fascinating#also why do SO MANY PPL#if i need to get into the lane where you are. and YOU need to get into the lane where I AM. this doesnt have to be hard!#this could be very easy! we should switch spots. if you let me over#a space for you will then be opened!#so why are you BLOCKING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE#with your big stupid SUV!!!!!!!! stop it!!#also why did a fucking Bus try to merge on top of me! pleeeeeease 😭😭😭😭😭😭 im too small for this#also passed. 2 very rough looking accidents. i think i saw blood on the pavement coming out of the car that looked like All of the airbags#had gone off. (😬 uh. hope it was a superficial injury that person can heal from. eep) and another one was in the ditch in between the 2#different directions of highway and there were like. 4 firetrucks? pulling the car apart ?#hope they got everyone out of that van#also witnessed a sneaky cop car get mega cut off and do nothing which was. a little funny#guess the officer was off duty or in a hurry or smth#anyway. the genuine politeness. from the guy just mega tailgating. whew#wild#anyway dont tailgate me ill go slower to try to ensure that if u hit me its not that bad and that there's a decent gap between me and the#car in front of me so i dont get fucking pancaked by your big stupid truck. if you let off i might be nice and go ten or more over for u#if conditions allow.
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Acab obviously but I’m literally such a cop when it comes to certain traffic violations like I’m always coming on here afterwards to complain like
#anyway driving with your brights on switching lanes without signaling driving drunk or texting and tailgating (having a gap of less than 3 s#*3 seconds between you and the car infront if you 4 if you’re going fast) are all death sentence crimes to me#anyway so coming back to work at night and I’m going down the highway at like 85 which like yeah. 30 miles above the speed limit but on the#occasions thay I go thay fast I only do it when there’s very little traffic and I know I can maintain 10seconda between me and the cat in fr#front#and I can see several hundred yards infront of me#so anyway 85 mph so like what business do you have tailgating me so close that I CANT EVEN SEE YOUR LIGHTS IN MY REARVIEW MIRROR??#ARE YOU STUPID???#so anyway I drop to the speed limit because 1) safety and 2) I love watching them get visibly pissed off#like you have no right to be pissed off#so cry and scream and wail all you want I’m not gonna go any faster#so I go down to the speed limit and this guy has the AUDACITY to blast his brights at me#as if I’m the one in the wrong here. please#also jokes on you if you were trying to blind me because yours soo close I can’t even see leds you’re trying to fry me with#die mad about it#.txt
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Tailgate is moe, to me, and no, I am not accepting criticism.
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lmao building manager called me to get more details about The Incident yesterday (even though I emailed her everything last night lol) and said she "doesn't have access to her cameras because they're being worked on" so that is extra creepy. one of the benefits of living in a building full of paranoid old people is that there's like 30 security cameras in the common areas, driveway, parkade etc.
however i did get treated to another one of her rants about how much she hates "the new people" and "there are not good people living here nowadays."
#we've had a ton of people move out/in in the past few months#she is...not happy with them lmao#parking complaints and noise complaints and now 'tailgating people into the parkade' complaints...#i think the issue is that since the economy sucks a lot of people are selling their houses and buying condos here#and they don't understand that being in a Shared Living Situation means you don't get to do whatever you want#the sign is posted for a reason. sometimes for general peacekeeping purposes which you might think are stupid#the no tailgating rule is because we had a huuuuuuge problem with theft in the parkade for a while#and also i guess to prevent creeps for creeping
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What is it about snow that the instant there starts being even a little buildup on the road drivers start acting like they got a brain transplant from a hamster and laws don't exist. Yesterday I had to take my boyfriend to urgent care and in the span of like 3 minutes I saw two people driving on the wrong side of the road, someone else whip through a parking lot perpendicular to the direction of traffic like they had right of way, and yet another person do 80 on the freeway during rush hour traffic and make multiple lane changes without a signal. In the snow.
#it was also dark out. to compound things#my guys we can in fact brake LESS effectively in the snow can we perhaps act like it#also jackasses in pickups who tailgate normal ass cars in inclement weather:#ik your masculinity enhancer can handle it but the volkswagen jetta in front of you can't#is it perhaps possible for you to conceive of the experiences of someone besides yourself or are you just that stupid
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For real tho. In the video, those walls are fucking THIN af. American Suburban houses especially are rather INfamous for being practically made from cardboard. That door lock is not stopping anyone who has a sledgehammer or a chainsaw.
On the other hand.
There's NOTHING in that fucking house lady, NO ONE is interested in the bland ass box of nothingness you live in. People would mistake you for a boring lamp and leave you standing there.
If anything, they'd bring you stuff.
Also, of you are THAT insecure without your big bad boyfriend to protect you (from what even, the fashion police? Queer eye?), maybe get yourself a dog? Go to self-defense classes? Learn Karate or Judo or something! Are you a useless princess that can only wait for her knight in shining armour to save you? Get yourself some self-respect, wtf
#i mean#i might be speaking as a european here#but jesus christ that lock is the sturdiest thing in your house#like#there's a difference between really not being able to do certain things#but lady you can learn to swing a frying pan around#AND YOU ARE THE PEOPLE THAT ARE ALLOWED TO OWN 472930 GUNS BTW#and I think *I* am paranoid when I think people are tailgating me#(i mean; they ARE; but only for the part of their journey that they happen to have the same route as me)#(once they leave they will find the next person to tailgate because they have no manners)#(and also because they are stupid idiot flatearthers; because no one else is THAT stupid in traffic)
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Y'all are too committed to the speed limit
#my post#every time I see one of those preachy posts about going the speed limit I think y'all are lying or losers I'm sorry#I understand that I'm technically in the wrong going 20 over#but if you self admittedly go UNDER the speed limit cuz someones trying to go around u to go fast#I think you're far more of a bitch than I am#as long as you're not like. tailgating or cutting ppl off go however fucking fast u want lmao#if you intentionally impede traffic because u don't like ppl speeding ur ALSO a danger on the road#and someone may very well shoot out your rearview mirror. play stupid games win stupid prizes
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If you think you're being aggressive by tailgating someone hauling a trailer because you think they're going too slow for you; you're not. You're just being stupid because we know we're driving slower, and we pull over when we can if there's people behind us. But when you tailgate WE CAN'T FUCKING SEE YOU TO KNOW TO PULL OVER AND LET YOU PASS
#fucking idiot drivers#just ranting#also kindof a psa#seriously don't tailgate its dangerous and stupid
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obeying the speed limit in a world of tailgaters is so humiliating
#‘this stupid bitch is going 25 in the school zone we should honk at her and tailgate her until she cries’#<- my impression of what drivers behind me are probably thinking before they honk/pass me and give me nasty looks 😞
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