#tagging this a crud ton

[choccymilkblehhh]

cool poem thing i wrote on accident (it kinda slaps)

cw: kinda depression

Yeah, I suck at human things without assistance

Some super smart computer i’d be

I’d need repairs on the daily

or else they’d throw me out or sell me

(probably to a place filing bankruptcy

but whatever, at least they’d try to make me look pretty)

[cleocatrablossy]

Decided to try doing a closet cosplay.

[kaylinalexanderbooks]

Happy STS! What would your characters do if they won the lottery?

Aw crud it's past midnight but it's still Saturday in other timezones hooray!!

Thanks for the ask!! I'll do my primary characters.

Lexi - She'd probably give away some money for charity. The rest she'd use to support others.

Maddie - would want all the money in cash and use it on an impulsive spending spree

Ash - same as Maddie, but more conflicted about it (some back and forth thoughts in her head)

Gwen - would probably buy a few new nice things for herself but ultimately wouldn't like the thought of winning the lottery and would use some of the money for other's benefit

Noelle - would find this irresponsible and be pessimistic about the taxes attached to it. Would probably do what her mom wanted to do with the money.

Rose - this will be a new vision of expression for her. Would buy all the stuff needed to express herself in fashion. May not think about her actual needs.

Kelsey - would consult her parents, aunt, uncle, cousins, and friends (i.e., Maddie, Hye-Jin) and just get them whatever they want

Robbie - he'd be so impulsive about it, but also thoughtful. He's been secretly building up a list of what to do for years. Just buy a shit ton of stuff for himself and his friends/family. May regret some later.

Akash - 50/50 part of it goes to charity or shelters, the other half he saves for a future spouse and kids

Jedi - contradictory. Would be annoyed at the of the lottery but would still buy himself some stuff. Wouldn't know what to do with the rest of the money. Probably science.

Carmen - would probably complain the whole time. Has no plans on how to use the money and is pessimistic about the whole thing. It's stupid.

Hehe this was so fun! Thanks!

TSP intro

TSP tag list (ask to be +/-): @thepeculiarbird @illarian-rambling @televisionjester

[moltengoldveins]

hey, so… like, it’s genuinely so frustrating and painful, as an ace person, watching the way trans people are being treated right now and the way that issue is bubbling out into the rest of the community and harming a ton of people, both trans and not. Like, divorce the issue from your opinions on Being Trans: those are people who are deserving of respect, and they are not getting it, and that is leading to a lot of other people also deserving of respect Also not getting it, because people are people, and harm to one kind of people inevitably leads to harm of people in general. I have noticed an infuriating uptick in pornbots and other hyper-sexual posts across this site that are tagged ‘trans’ when they don’t show trans people, or picture trans people and tagged specifically to bring those posts to demographics who do not want to see them. (Asexual, Aromantic, Sfw, etc) Not because they’re transphobic, but because they’re ace and uninterested in seeing barely-clothed or naked sex workers on their feeds. Further than that, I’ve noticed that whenever I block and report those bots/accounts, I quickly receive notifications thanking me for reporting the ones that had trans people in them, but I literally never get notifs for any of the other, often significantly more vulgar and pornographic, posts. This makes me genuinely nauseous. I have no interest in seeing sex workers in my feed, regardless of orientation or gender. Further than that, the behavior of deliberately tagging posts to send them to people who don’t want to see them, either to force that content onto people who don’t want to see it or to try to sow discord between demographics (after a long string of literal porn posts on my dash, all labeled like this, without even thinking, I rather angrily considered blocking the ‘trans’ tags from my account entirely. I’m willing to bet that’s probably some people’s motivation for doing this) is completely unacceptable and disgusting. Block and report people who do that crud. Further than THAT, the fact that this issue isn’t being handled on the part of the staff when they have demonstrated, to me at least, that they are more than capable of handling reports of misconduct when it pertains to a specific demographic they have been proven to dislike in the past is completely unacceptable and deeply disturbing.

If you’re a trans person on this site, hello! I hope your having a good day and you’re drinking plenty of water. As you are a person just like everyone else on this cursed hellsite, I expect you are tagging your posts like we all are, with relevant information pertaining to the subject and concerns of your posts. I’ve no intention of blocking you for any reason I wouldn’t block anyone else. To everyone: Curate your internet experience. Do no harm and take no shit. Have a good day, and drink water.

[kyupidos]

09/01/23’s delivery 🏹✉️ twisted wonderland

as if i know?!ヽ( ･∀･)ﾉ_θ彡☆Σ(ノ `Д´)ノ,ヽ( ･∀･)ﾉ_θ彡☆Σ(ノ `Д´)ノ ;; summary. ‘they ask a friend for advice on their turmoils— though they didn’t expect a response regarding romance.’

characters. scarabia , pomefiore, ignihyde : jamil viper , epel felmier , idia shroud ( separate ) ;; romantic . 🖇️ tags. reader is gender neutral ( you/your ), reader may or may not be yuu ( up to the reader ), pre-relationship, romantic fluff 📡

_a/n. finding stable wifi is hard, but anything to be on that tumblr fic grind 🫡 also i have such a twst bias something i forget i’m multifandom..i need to get to writing for those fandoms soon.

j. viper

— scarabia’s vice housewarden can’t be exactly sure what he feels for you. jamil was never one for expressing his feelings, considering his circumstances. and especially so in regards to romance, of all things. who was he to dabble in such a subject, after all, with it being so foreign to him? and yet all it took was you..and now he’s thinking and feeling all sorts of things.

— as for why he decides to consult kalim, he doesn’t know. well, at least kalim seems to be less emotionally constipated than he is, so there’s an excuse going for him. it’s a relatively normal scene, jamil is preparing food for a party and kalim asks him what he can describe about how he feels about you. it feels cathartic, actually, to get those emotions off his chest.

— though he doesn’t quite understand why when he looks up from his cooking, kalim is looking at him with an unexpected teasing face, holding back giggles; at least until it hits him. “jamil, are you sure you aren’t..in loooveeee??” oh, crud. he doesn’t know why it took him until that very moment, but his eyes widen just the slightest as he thinks back to every interaction he’s had to you thus far. yes, absolutely, he is in love with you.

— yet the first thing that jumbles out of his mouth as his face suddenly feels hot is, “how am i supposed to know?!”

e. felmier

— absolutely not; when it came to sappy, cringy things like romance, epel was not a contender in the least. so he absolutely could care less when he notices the way his heart beats faster when he’s around you, the way his palms get sweaty when he notices he’s a bit closer to you than he should be, and so many other idiotic romance tropes he swore he’d never fall into.

— however in the world he ended up confessing this all to troublemaker ace, he absolutely will never know. but at the same time, ace had a girlfriend back in middle school, right? so surely he has enough experience to tell him that no, it’s not romance, he’s just confusing it with something else, because there’s no way—

— “you’re in love.” ace sighed dramatically, epel sweating buckets at the response because based on how ace was acting, it was almost like the answer was obvious. as if he was the last one to know about his own feelings, even! though even despite this, it felt like epel knew that he was in love, yet being told it felt like being hit with a ton of bricks. “so, you gonna confess already, or what?”

— inevitably his accent ends up slipping, but he can’t be bothered to care. “uh..i ‘unno?!”

i. shroud

— romance? certainly something that’s the last thing on idia’s mind, that’s for sure. he’d much, much rather be involved in just about, well— anything else. such a thing always feels like such a chore to him, and it’d be way easier to be a romance god in an otome game, where the routes are laid out for him and all the options are pretty well coded as to whether or not it’ll romance the character or not. so real life romance? nuh uh. no way is he in love with you, surely not, there’s no way, nowaynowaynoway—

— he ends up asking azul for help during club hours. it made sense in his head, azul’s well versed in a plethora of things, so obviously he knows a lot about love, right? yet he was so quick to regret it. what if his stupid unsureness about his feelings for you end up as blackmail or something?! seriously, couldn’t he have gone to anyone else?

— though he almost screws up his play when azul lets out a knowing sigh, “certainly, you’ve caught feelings. romantic ones, at that.” “i have?!” ah, crapcrapcrap, he should’ve known! why didn’t his normie detectors work on himself?! and now he’s gotta deal with feelings, and his daydreams about being your boyfriend, and holding your hand when you get sad, and perhaps maybeevenkissingyou..

— “ah, you seem choked up, idia!” and the moment idia got lost in his thoughts about you, azul spoke up again. “could you perhaps be looking for a way to confess? well, i could help you out for the low low price of—“ “uwahh?! n-no, i’m fine!!”

[enparallel]

Book report: The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving Guide

The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving Guide Vols. 1 and 2, Mo Xiang Tong Xiu

A book with a sense of humor is my friend. If I were in the blurbing business I would tag this “In Other Realms but with wuxia”—it’s got the same delightful mix of genre-aware self-conscious POV character and actiony fantasy plot, and the humor of the collision between the two. I have a hard time relaxing into the sheer melodrama of fantastical worlds anymore (my soul is barnacled with the crud of sin) but the cynical narrator getting swept away into a plot of sincere questing chaos is my JAM. I am so relaxed right now. I would read a jillion pages of this. There are at least two more volumes, bliss.

The translation is also super interesting, there’s an awkward phrase now and then but also I’m learning a ton of little details. It feels very immediate and peer-to-peer which is such a great thematic match. There are endnotes!! They explain proverbs <3 <3 <3

[extreme-close-up-woooaah]

breakfast club headcanons V

andrew - first things first i think that we can all agree that this man is in fact a jean cuffer, he’s a bi man - he had braces from 7th grade to junior year and gets very embarrassed of  precious old photos of younger him - okay so, i need to elaborate on this boys family life, it’s insane - this boy is brothers with the kid in the police office in ferris buellers day off (his name is garth volbeck) and they have a sister named judy because garth mentions her - yes i did this because they are brothers irl and have different last names irl (but for different reasons)  - and their parents divorced a year before the breakfast club so their mother (a very sweet lady who loves her kids no matter what and respects them, she can also bake and she taught andrew to respect woman) she already moved out into another house in another neighborhood - so andrew lives with his dad sadly, and has a hard time escaping it all, garth is in between everything and judy lives with their mother by choice because of obvious reasons - okay hopefully ya’ll understand that :) - next things next this man (even out of my au) grows up to be a librarian - the story to how that happened is kind of upsetting, i don’t want anyone to feel in any way triggered or upset by this so... T W: don’t read if sensitive to stuff like verbal abuse - after highschool he got into a college for wrestling and did his thing and then after that he got onto the wrestling team his dad coaches - andrew had joined but it had drained him, his mental health was deteriorating to say the least - eventually he started to feel pain in his knee but his father kept pushing him and pushing him until he couldn’t take it anymore - he knee gave out  - i’m not educated enough to say why but all i know is that he couldn’t wrestle anymore and was useless in his fathers eyes - his father said very mean things to him and left him at a telephone booth with very little money, enough to get a burger at a mcdonalds, he called garth - asked him to take him to the hospital, he was shaky on the phone but his brother understood and came to pick him up - the ride was completely silent and understandably so, but andrew ended up crying in the passenger seat, he was kind of cold too  T W over: enjoy the rest :) - uh soooo ONCE AGAIN i am NOT educated enough to say what happened to his knee but he ended up having some chronic knee thing and it was only going to get worse and he needed a knee brace for it  - he ends up staying at garth and his boyfriends house (sorry to anyone who thinks brian should just be on his own, me and my bf ship brian and garth like a couple of dorks U-U so please do ignore it if you don’t like it or think of them as roommates :>)  - he ended up getting a job at the local library and he was pretty good at it, this library in particular was very safe and a tame - perfect, so he ended up getting the money from it and a small loan from his brother and getting his own apartment eventually  - he built his life back up and he’d end up in a comfortable house with a cat and perhaps a husband or wife A H E M bENDer - okay now on to the good stuff, lead your mind back to kindergarten - when he was younger he liked the colors pink and purple and he likes blue omg bi pride  but he ended up getting scolded for it from his dad so he vowed his whole life to hate those three things because he thought this was the normal way to live - which would explain why he’d say he hates cats but then meet one or even own one and get crazy attached to it and even name it - him and his brother wrestled around a lot but when it came to their sister they’d never hurt her, she (age: 3) was BRUTAL to them, they all look back and laugh on it later - he’s a middle child but oddly he crushes the idea of middle child syndrome because he gets too much unwanted attention from his dad, garth is two years older, his sister is three years under - in middle school he was kinda awkward and even in highschool wasn’t the most popular kid, he was good at wrestling and considered to be the best of them but girls liked the louder ones better, he’s kind of quiet - he’s got “terrible taste” in clothes according to the entirety of the breakfast club, he dresses like an old man when he’s older, but like an ancient man like me  like full on plaid pants blue shirt tan cardigan kinda thingy - when he’s younger he stays sporty on days where he has a meet but some days my man wears a yucky polo and plaid pants and a big belt once again some ugly old man stuff that i’d wear - he’s a door mat, push over, he cannot say no and that’s one of his main issues NOT PROJECTION but like me 😎 - he’s extremely polite and tries his best at being nice and respectful toward everyone but when it comes to standing up for himself in particular against people who aren’t specifically bender, he’s lost and kinda just ignores it and lets it happen - bender finally gets him to snap cause andrew wouldn’t let anyone hurt his friends or even just a person in general - he’s a little on edge for the rest of his time in detention - ya’ll okay sorry bout this, but the breakfast club is just a group of stuffed animal hoarders, he’s got a regular old teddy bear at his MOMS house so it’s safe :) - lil spoon  - cozy man wears sweaters - OH he’s super short, not a headcanon, HECK its not projection, i just enjoy the fact that he’s short and blonde like meee :} lets appreciate the tiny boy shall we? - his letterman is a size too big because he was told he’d grow into it, he is cozy - he’s at his happiest when he’s a. with his friends b. on a chair with a cat or c. outside in autumn time  - bender makes andrew a small angry bi whenever he’s around, andrew has a lot of pent up anger and he’s a little uptight and bender shakes him loose and gets him annoyed and then continues to baby voice him about how much he loves him in a funny sorta way, mostly when they were younger - andy and allison are super close and tell each other almost everything, they have coffee together and talk about how everything is every now and then, more often when they’re older - benders strong so he’ll give everyone piggy backs, usually he surprise attacks andy tho and picks him up, or if they walk home all together after school, whoevers tired, if its andrew he’ll be gentle in that circumstance - brian and andrew like books, one grows up to be an author and the other a librarian, and once andy discovers his book in his library he smiles and checks it out to read - claire and andy are closer when they’re older, they talk about their shared experiences as a kid and how they ended up where they are and they talk about how lucky they are compared to others - when they were younger claire used to try and show the boys style, bender is already a fashionista but claire picks out some cool ties for him with wacky designs on them, he wears those to work when he’s older - brian enjoys it but only to buy a pair of new shoes, perhaps some loafers and a cool button up - claire has to pick out clothes for andy because andy doesn’t know what he likes quite yet, claire ends up teaching him how to cuff his jeans and :)))))) okay i’ll stop - around christmas, andrew gets the worst gifts, he tries so so hard but he can never seem to get it right, bender gets a kick out of it :}  - in the au they have a cat named mr.ravioli because bender made raviolis and the cat began to feast on them without them knowing so they decided that’d be his name i’ll stop here but it’s not the last part of this series of headcanons, i will write more, some future ones being for all of them together, and then a fbdo bttf pretty in pink cross over where all the cool kidz hang together!! sorry this was so long ;<; i didn’t mean to absolutely pour out my heart but i love andrew and he deserves some headcanons :} i hope their not too bad ;w;

[soloragoldsun]

So, I’m gonna check out the Lunter tags for cute art. I’ll bet there’s also a ton of poly stuff too! Let’s see...

*learns about the Lunter block list*

*intense flashbacks to the Black Sun/Bumbleby war in the RWBY fandom*

No. No! HECK NO! I SWEAR TO TITAN, if that crud comes into this fandom, I will freaking scream!!!

[familyofpaladins]

Me *finally getting back in the mood to read fanfiction and think about my own fic ideas for mha after not being able to focus on it for a (few) month(s)*: hey, while I've kept up with the manga chapters, I haven't seen a ton of content for mha, I should go check out the mha tag!

Me: *scrolling* nice. nice. Oh I saw that one already. Wait- is this a post about the new movie?! Oh no it's not, that was just an oc lol. Nice. Oh hey more whm post, wait are these spoilers?? No, it looks like stuff we knew from the trailer. Oh this is one that's talking about the special manga chapter for the movie.

Me: wait, the special manga is out before the movie? That's weird, wait maybe it's like a prequel/set up for the movie. I think that's what the post is implying

Me: Hmmm... I think the movie is supposed to be coming out here soon, when IS the release date for that?

Me: *goes to google*

Google:

What a great picture of deku hfkshdkaja

Me: okay, august 6th, that's still a - Wait. Its August now. Today is August 8th. IT CAME OUT TWO DAYS AGO?!??

Me: CRUD NOW I HAVE TO WATCH OUT FOR SPOILERS (though I'm surprised I havent seen some already to be honest, I think chp 322 kinda upstaged the movie lol) AND I WAS JUST GETTING BACK INTO READING FANFIC AND I WANTED TO READ SOME GOOD TODOBAKUDEKU FRIENDSHIP FICS!!! :(( NOW I GOTTA BE CAREFUL TO NOT SEE SPOILERS

[ladysunamireads]

Desert Moon/ Sabaku No Tsuki

Desert Moon/ Sabaku no Tsuki by sidecharactersdomatter

Two Thieves ... two Princes ... two Viziers ... and two lamps.* (Oh you know it's gonna be amazing) *(To be said in your best epic movie trailer voice, i.e honest trailers)

Words: 604, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply, Underage

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M, Other

Characters: Bakugou Katsuki, Midoriya Izuku, Kirishima Eijirou, Todoroki Shouto, Sero Hanta, Shouji Mezo, Kaminari Denki, Tokoyami Fumikage, Class 1-A, Class 1-B, A crud ton of OCS, Inspired by 2019 Aladdin, Arabian Night au - Character, 1001 night au

Relationships: Bakugou Katsuki & Midoriya Izuku, Kirishima Eijirou & Todoroki Shouto, Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou, Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto, OC/OC, Additional tags as chapters progress, Sero Hanta & Shouji Mezou, Kaminari Denki & Tokoyami Fumikage, Kaminari Denki/Sero Hanta, Tokoyami Fumikage/Shouji Mezo, Tomura Shigaraki & Dabi, Yaoyorozu Momo & Todoroki Shouto, Yaoyorozu Momo/Jirou Kyoka, Kirishima Eijirou & Kendo Itsuka, Shouji Mezo & Todoroki Shouto, Kendou Itsuka/Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu, Kirishima Eijirou & Sero Hanta

Additional Tags: Other Additional Tags to Be Added, this is gonna be a wild ride, Comedy, Life Changing Experience, INSPIRATION ! WOO !, GAY RIGHTS ! WOO !

Read Here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/21765313

[bigfan-fanfic]

Get To Know Tag

Tagged by the amazing @rachelleofalltrades!

Rules: Always post the rules. Tag 11 new people you’d like to get to know.

1. Dogs or Cats? Dogs. I love how loyal and snuggable they are.

2. YouTube celebrities or normal celebrities? Normal celebrities. I don’t watch a ton of YouTube, so...

3. If you could live anywhere, where would it be? Hmm. I’m pretty cool where I am, actually. I live in California, which is great for me.

4. Disney or DreamWorks? Disney for life!

5. Favorite childhood TV show? Pokemon. Also Arthur, Sesame Street, and Dragon Tales.

6. The movie you’re looking forward to in 2020? Hmm... not sure.

7. Favorite book read in 2019? I read this book called The Name of the Wind. It was all right. I enjoyed it, I suppose.

8. Marvel or DC? Oooh, hard to say. They’ve both gotten super edgy lately, but I guess I prefer classic DC, where it didn’t feel so dark for darkness’ sake?

9. If you choose Marvel, favorite X-Men? If you choose DC, favorite Justice League member? I’d say Wonder Woman. She’s awesome, and she has a mix of powers and skills.

10. Night or Day? Day

11. Favorite Pokemon? Growlithe or Sylveon

12. Top 5 bands/artists? Crud.

Taylor Swift

Scott & Ryceejo (this couple on spotify who does really cool Disney mashups)

Sam Cooke

Project Destati

Yoko Shimomura (composer for Kingdom Hearts)

13. Top 10 Books (off the top of my head)

Septimus Heap series by Angie Sage

Harry Potter Series by J.K. Rowling

Inkheart series by Cornelia Funke

The Princess Bride by William Goldman

The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel Series by Michael Scott (although the last one disappointed me)

The Percy Jackson Series by Rick Riordan

Artemis Fowl Series by Eoin Colfer

The School for Good and Evil Series by Soman Chainani

As Old As Time by Liz Braswell

Hunger Games Series by Suzanne Collins

14. Top 4 Movies

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Beauty and the Beast (the animated version)

The Mummy (with Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weiss)

Last Holiday (with Queen Latifah)

15. America or Europe? America

16. Tumblr or Twitter? Tumblr

17. Pro Choice or Pro Life? Pro Choice.

18. Favorite YouTuber? I don’t really know any, so I’ll say Outside Xbox?

19. Favorite Author? J.K. Rowling

20. Tea or coffee? Tea

21. OTP? Josephine/Cullen

22. Do you play any instruments or sing? I sing, and I think I’m pretty good. In middle school I played the lead in The Music Man.

Tagging anybody else who’d like to do this one! <3

[bowserful-blog]

♚ Questions for the Muse

▌What is your real name?

"The name’s BOWSER ‘LOSE YOUR SEAT, TASTE SOME DEFEAT’ KOOPA! ‘N don’t you DARE even think about FORGETTIN’ IT.”

▌What is your /real/ name?

"--YOU ALREADY FORGOT!? What kinda SPIT-BRAINED DINGUS even are you!? With a case of the STUPID like yours, the only thing YOU’RE good for is cleanin’ the castle’s toilets with your TOOTHBRUSH, loser.”

▌Do you why you were called that?

"What kinda stupid question is THIS!? The OBVIOUS answer is that I have this name ‘cuz it’s the BEST ONE IN THE WORLD! It’s the pantheon of names-- a practical REVOLUTION OF AWESOMENESS in and of itself! YOU wouldn’t understand, but that’s fine: let THE one ‘n only Bowser teach ya a thing or two about WHAT IT MEANS TO BE ME.”

▌Are you single or taken?

“CAN YOU ASK SOMETHIN’ THAT MAKES FRIGGIN’ SENSE ALREADY!? GAH, YOU’RE JUST SO ANNOYIN’!” [coughs towards @ghostbustingreen]

▌Have any abilities or powers?

"See!? NOW you’re finally makin’ some sense! When it comes to powers, I’M basically what’ja could call TALENTED PAST EVEN THE TWO-HUNDREDTH DIMENSION! I’ve got ALL kinds of nasty magic that lets me-- the GREATEST THING EVER-- control stuff like electricity, my size, some flight, ‘n EVEN the ability to teleport if I’m REALLY PUTTIN’ MY BOW-POW TO IT! Oh, ‘n bein’ SICK-NASTY AT SPORTS ‘N RACIN’, of course! Ya can’t ever forget about THAT.”

▌What’s your eye color?

"CAN’T YOU SEE!? You no-shelled pansy, they’re friggin’ RED!”

▌How about your hair color?

“IT’S RED! JUST LIKE MY EYES-- THE THINGS YOU CAN ALREADY SEE-- IT’S R E D!”

▌Have you any family members?

"DUH! Keep in mind that MY family is the power family that’ll one day OWN EVEN YOURS. From my MAD-FIRE KIDS to even old loafs of bread like Kamek, I’M stacked to the brim with blood that’ll NEVER RUN DRY!”

▌Oh? What about pets?

"PETS, eh!? Pfft, lemme introduce you to CHOMPY THE CHAIN CHOMP! I’m not SAYIN’ she’s the greatest Chain Chomp to ever live, but I AM sayin’ that she’d KNOCK YOUR CRUD INTO THE MUD IF YOU THINK YOU CAN PET HER LIKE I CAN!”

▌That’s cool, I guess. Now tell me about something you don’t like.

"MARIO, MARIO, M A R I O! I could go on FOREVER ‘bout how he’s a CHEATING MUCK-FACE WITH BAD BREATH, but lemme just tell ya this! I’M gonna find a day where I rip that UGLY CATERPILLAR off his face so hard that RAZOR BURN will be his nickname for the REST OF HIS LIFE!”

▌Do you have any hobbies/activities you like to do?

"OH MAN, DO I FRIGGIN’ EVER! Racin’, tennis, golf, fightin’, ‘n  dancin’ are among some of the things I’M LITERALLY JUST THE BEST AT EVER! I mean it, too: YOU EVER SEE ME ON THE DANCE FLOOR!? Let’s just say that I’m the second comin’ of a GOD at that!”

▌Evert hurt anyone before?

"DUH! There’s TONS of chomps that think they’re gonna stand in the way of THE Great ‘n Mighty Bowser, ‘n I’m NOT havin’ any of that!”

▌Ever killed anyone before?

"YOU’RE LITERALLY SPEAKIN’ TO TYRANT AWESOME! What do YOU think, pipe-for-brains!?”

▌What kind of animal are you?

"... I’unno why, but THIS question just gives me that BURNIN’ itch that Geno’s been puttin’ some mad smack on MY name!”

▌Name some of your worst traits.

"LITERALLY NOTHIN’! The only thing you can fault me for is bein’ WAY TOO HANDSOME ‘N AWESOME! Admit it: THAT’S gonna be how I get killed! My legion of adorin’ fans are gonna drown me in love so thick that there’s no WAY I’ll be able to swim outta it before I drown!”

▌Do you look up to anyone at all?

"Other than MYSELF, I’d have to give up to Kamek! Yeah, he’s an old DINGUS that gets my nerves so fired up that I just wanna chuck ‘em into the Comet Observatory ‘n watch him plummet back to orbit like a CHUMP, but he’s been with me FOR LITERALLY EVER! There ain’t NO ONE on my cabinet that can do what he can do, ‘n you can take that fact to the friggin’ BANK in Neo Bowser City!”

▌Gay, straight, or bisexual?

“THERE’S MORE THAN JUST THESE THREE, BLOCKFACE! Seriously, you LIVIN’ UNDER A ROCK OR SOMETHIN’? I’M proudly bisexual, but I’ve got members of my Koopa Troop that fall into ALL DIFFERENT KINDS OF CATEGORIES! I know for a FACT I’ve got some pansexual troops that REALLY know how to slam a loser to the curb, so DON’T YOU FORGET IT.”

▌Do you go to school?

“Do I LOOK like a geekazoid to you!? I got ALL I need to know from guys like Kamek who taught me all kinds of things that you couldn’t even HOPE to learn at some DUMB SCHOOL. From the dark arts to complicated war strategies, check it: THIS BOWSERFUL MACHINE OF PAIN IS MORE WELL-READ THAN YOU’LL EVER BE.”

▌Do you ever want to marry or have kids someday? 

"I already HAVE kids, you fool! KEEP UP! When it comes to MARRIAGE, though, then SHELL YEAH!”

▌DO YOU HAVE ANY FANBOYS/FANGIRLS?

"GWAH, HA, HA! DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU’RE SPEAKIN’ TO!? DID YOUR BRAIN JUST START DYIN’ ‘CUZ BEIN’ IN MY PRESENCE IS JUST THAT MAGNIFICENT!?”

▌WHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID OF?

"NOTHIN’.”

▌WHAT DO YOU USUALLY WEAR?

"YOU’RE LOOKIN’ AT IT, CHUMP! Though, on some REALLY special occasions, expect me to wear outfits that make the hearts of everyone go BURNIN’ UP WITH ECSTASY!”

▌Do you like someone?

"NEXT QUESTION.”

▌When was the last time you wet yourself?

"I’m goin’ to MESS YOU UP.”

▌What class are you?

"BOWSER TO LOSER, ARE YOU THERE!? I’m LITERALLY a tyrant: CAN’T YOU PIECE WHAT THAT MEANS TOGETHER!?”

▌How many friends do you have?

"I’ve got TONS of friends! Believe it or not, but G E N O can’t get enough of me! He’ll ALWAYS find chances to get to talk to me to the point that it’s ALMOST SAD. I guess he’s just so HONORED to know that he’s ACTUALLY SOMEWHAT KINDA OKAY-ISH.”

▌What are your thoughts on pie?

"If you’ve got ANY on ya right now, be prepared to FORK IT OVER IMMEDIATELY! I’ll tear that ish UP!”

▌Favorite drink?

"THE BOWSERIFIC It’s a SECRET RECIPE that only my HEAD CHEF KNOWS, but lemme tell ya: THAT DRINK IS AS STRONG AS A MILLION FORTRESSES CRASHIN’ ON YOUR HEAD!”

▌What’s your favorite place?

“Dark Land, OBVIOUSLY! This place was LITERALLY where I was born: how could it NOT be my favorite place!?”

▌Are you into someone~?

"I’M REALLY GONNA MESS YOU UP.” [coughs towards @ghostbustingreen]

▌Would your rather swim in the lake or the ocean?

"LAVA. NEXT QUESTION.”

▌What’s your type?

"I’M THE GUY THAT WRECKS SHMUCKS LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST.”

▌Camping or indoors?

"CAMPIN’ FOR DAYS! Do you wanna know how GREAT it feels to rough it in the night, HUNTIN’ for your food ‘n then BEATIN’ OFF LOSERS who think they can steal it!? Man, THAT’S the friggin’ BEST!”

...

“ARE WE DONE HERE YET!? I’ve got LOTS of things to do, TERRITORIES that need a whole lotta ME in ‘em, ‘n I’ve also got things to do outside entertainin’ some PUNY LITTLE SHRIMP LIKE YOU. I’unno WHY I let you interview me, but let this be known: you’re LUCKY I didn’t punch your ticket into the DIRT halfway through! YOU’RE an annoyin’ lil’ brick-face that needs to get CRUSHED.”

TAGGED BY: @sternenteile, who is honestly AMAZING TAGGING: @gamenu, @ghostbustingreen, @lylxt, @lycanastrophe, @regalboo, @regionalcoins, @puffywarrior, @s1lentsnip3r, @nintoondo, @cartoonlonk, @buffcatshowtime, and you!

[flyingfishtailoutpost1]

So a story about a dead possum

So. Many moons ago I was a wee sophomore in college and something died in the ceiling of my dorm room.

This was Flagler College in St. Augustine, for reference, which is Old As Balls and looks vaguely like Hogwarts. It’s riddled with weird passageways, walled-off hallways that go nowhere and misc spooky old building crap. So, when my dorm room started to get that really obvious dead animal smell I was like heyyyy, great. A mouse or something must have died in the wall. Called the maintenance guys, they spritzed some lemon-scented crud in the bathroom and shrugged at me, like “What are you complaining about? You should smell the boy’s dorm.”

Then the smell got worse. And it got worse. And black flies started buzzing around. I was like, great, must be a raccoon or a possum that got up there and croaked. I was trying to cover the smell with candles, which we technically weren’t allowed to burn because the building was a hundred years old. My roommate unofficially moved in with her friends. I spent as much time as I could Anywhere Else. I should have gone into the student housing office and made a ton of noise but I was a mental disaster at the time and also stupid so I just dealt with it. I can’t smell coffee scented yankee candles now without wanting to puke.

Anyway.

So now I’m almost 40, with a house that has a whole separate little room to stick a washing and drying machine in, so I guess that arguably means I’m a functional adult. But not smart enough to do stuff like install a screen over the dryer vent that leads into the little room. Which you totally should do cause a possum just crawled up that little vent and into my clothes dryer and died.

I opened the door and smelled That Smell and was like...oh. Yay. Somethings dead somewhere. Maybe of those bigass curlytail lizards got in here and expired. And about the same time our dryer stopped working. Crap, bad luck. I mean, could those two things possibly be related??? SURE HOPE NOT. Luckily my husband’s one of those dudes who can fix stuff so he goes in there with a tool box to Fix The Thing, with our kid tagging along like IMMA HELP DADDY WOO!!

Ten minutes later he comes running back in with A Look on his face and announces “DADDY FOUND OUT WHAT BROKE THE DRYER.”

“What broke the dryer???”

“A POSSUM CRAWLED INSIDE AND DIED AND TURNED TO GOOP.”

Hey turns out that can happen and it is totally as disgusting as it sounds!

But. BUT.

The thing is

All this to say

I had a wholeass possum decomposing in my clothes dryer and it was stinky. But it did not smell nearly as bad as my dorm room did my sophomore year of college.

So my question is...WHAT EXACTLY THE FUCK WAS IT THAT DIED UP THERE?????

[jadesaber]

SMG4: Gaining for Attention

Part 2 of the ”Girls Weight Gain Saga”

Saiko Bitchitaru is owned by SMG4

There is a small house right outside the city. Inside, it had the common furnitures like tables, chairs, a fridge, a couch, tv, a laptop on the tv table, bedroom with a single bed, ect, ect. The front door opens and in comes a woman.

The woman looked like a anime teenage girl. She was very tall and skinny, she also had a curvy figure and large breasts. She was wearing a open tan jacket with a black tube top underneath, a dark-brown miniskirt, a black belt with a skull buckle, black leggings, and light-grey casual shoes. She wears a skull-and-crossbones pendant around her neck, and her hair is tied up in twin tails with two red bows. Said hair is pink and curly with two different colors at the tips: purple on the right side, and yellow on the left. Her eyes are purple and almond-shaped, with thick, curly lashes on the ends.

This: Is Saiko Bitchitaru. And yes, she is a anime girl. She was brought to life by her ex-boyfriend. Saiko has a very big temper, which is why they broke up. But they are still friends, along with Mario, Meggy and the others, after some ”rocky starts”.

Saiko now has a house and a job as a waitress at a sushi bar. She just got it back after unbaning anime. That’s a whole different and long story. Now, Saiko was holding her work bandana in her right hand, while holding a bag of Mcdonalds in the other. She has worked since 4:00 am, as it was very crowded and low on straff today. The clock is 15:30 pm.

Saiko put the bandana on a dresser, and slowly walked to the living room. She grew the bag on the table and sat down on the couch, stretching out her arm and legs.

”Ugha, what a day” she sighed, as her hands and legs fell down on the soft couch. She grabed the laptop that was laying on the table. She typed in her password to enter. Saiko entered Instagram, while trying to click on the ”#pretty” tag, she reach down into the McDonalds bag to pull up her burger. Saiko only ate junkfood once a week, to keep her figure small and skinny, the ideal body of being pretty and gaining attention.

Saiko loves getting attention, but it had usally caust some psychotic dendensies. When she reached her burger, she accidently pressed the ”#WeightGain” tag.

”Crud...” she said to herself, while unwraping the paper off her burger. She took a bite of the gressey, cheesey meat. She only ate junk food ones a week, but when she did eat it, it was an joyuss experience. Saiko moaned to the flavor, taste buds going wild. She opend her eyes and what she saw made her choak on her bite. She took the bag and pulled out her soda and drank alittle and swallowed, she sighed in relife. But quickly went back to the laptop, the weight gain art picture showed a very fat woman.

She was having thicc arms and legs, huge curvs, her belly big as a beach ball, chins all swollen and her breast were big as basketballs, bigger than Saiko’s D-sized bust. But the thing that shocked Saiko wasen’t the woman, but the picture’s Like Bar, it had over 10,000 likes! It’s more than most pictures of skinny, pretty looking womans. Saiko skrolled down and she was getting more and more shocked, with the mixture of frustration.

Every picture she saw, was nothing but girls being fat in different shape of forms, some with big bellies, some with muffin tops, some in complete immobile blobiness, and all of them had either more or as many likes than the pretty woman pictures

”BEING FAT GIVES YOU ATTENTION?!?!?!”

She shouted out in anger, she had lived through her life beliving skinniness and healthy dieting was the way to get attention, but these picture just showed that the opposit is true! These woman in the art picture just had no care or concern for their health or even the ability to walk and just gorged in all the food they could get, and these pictures had more likes than the skinny once!!

”Is that how it is, Huh?” Saiko thought to herself and looked at her burger, she grabed it and took a large bite and chewed fast, then she took another bite, without swallowing the first one.

”I’ll show you fat!”

She swallowed the big pieces and throwed in the rest into her mouth. She grabed her Mc bag and pulled up the fries, she took many in a hand and showed them into her mouth, while chewing on her hamburger. She swallowed and rose the box up, shaking down the fries into her mouth. She chewed and drank her soda at the same time.

When she had emptied the box and the soda, she stood up and looked down on herself. She hadn’t changed much, but her stomach had started to form a small bulge.

”More...” she said quietly while grinding her teeth in frustartion

She went to the kitchen and opened her fridge. There was barly anything there, except for a carton of milk, still unopened. Saiko took it and opend it and put the opening at her mouth, she bend back and let the milk slush down her throat. Upon empting it, she cleaned her mouth with her arm and look down again, her bulge had increased a little bit, and it looked like her breasts had increased a tiny bit..

”I’m not done yet” she thought to herself and grabed her phone. And started to type something

”Those food take out sites should be usefull now!” She said out laud.

An hour later, on the Kitchen table were 28 different types of pizzas, 54 triple cheeseburgers, 83 boxes of fries, 33 pies, 10 cakes, 20 plates of spagehtii and 8 cans of sodas. Saiko had crossed her arms when she counted all of it. She was going to eat this all by herself...

”Let’s eat then” she said in a serious tone. She went for the spagehtti first. She knew that Mario had eaten tons of spagehtti, yet he never got fatter. It was as if he had a black hole in his stomach. But that was Mario, she is a anime girl. She took a plate and grabed the spagetthi, she took a large bite and chewed on it, then she took another bite, and another. Swallowing it, the first plate was empty.

She reached for a cake and took the one with strawberry and lots of whiped cream on. She literly went head first into it and chewed on the pieces like she was a pig. When the plate got empty, she threw the plate away, she decided to go for some fries. She grabed two boxes and poured all of it into her mouth, it was alot in her mouth, but she grabed a soda can and poured that into her mouth to make it softer, she easly swallowed it and then drank up all of the soda bottle, with some small breaks in between.

Now that it was empty, she decided to go after the more calorie full fast food, Cheeseburgers. But when she leaned, her stomach touched the table’s side. Saiko looked down confused, she wasen’t that close. But she relized it wasen’t her, but her stomach. Her belly was bigger! The bulge had becomed a big muffin top, leaning out atleast 5 centimeter. Saiko wiggled the new fat she gained. He smiled smugly

”This is a good start!” She said to herself. She grabed two cheeseburgers and took a large bite from both

”But I need to get bigger!” She though to herself, back to a more serious tone and faceal expression

”I need to be thiccer! Thicc with 10 ”C”s- No! 50 ”C”S!!!!”

Saiko chowed all the cheeseburgers she could get, before she stop at her 24th triplecheeseburger. That’s when she went for the pies, starting with a blueberry Pie. Like with the cake, she went head first and devoured it like a pig. But the pie was so delisous! Saiko barley eat pie, so she went for another one, and a another one! She ended up eating all the pies.

”Well there went my eating plan...” Saiko said annoiyed as she crossed her harms, upon crossing them, she felt that there was something squishy inbetween them. She looked down and was shocked yet amazes by the sight. Her arms, once skinny yet could carry a hammer that weight more than she does, were now 3x thicc layer of adipose. Her breasts had increased in size! There were big as footballs! She looked at her sides, they had increased too! Her midrift and sides had three flapps! Her legs had grown thiccer aswell! Starting at her thighs, they were thicc as roasted chickens. She then realized her ass was feeling heavier than usual. She reached down with her left hand, and they were huge alright! Like she had gotten two basketballs stuck there. But that’s not all, her chins has started to swollen up, she had also started to gain a double chin.

”Or maybe this might be an good idea...” Saiko thought to herself. She looked at the pizza pile, and reached out for them.

1 hour later...

Someone was knocking on the front door.

”It’s, BELCH, open!” Saiko’s voice said. The door opened and in walked a small green creature with stubby arms and legs and cyan spiky hair. This is Fishy Boopkins, Saiko’s Ex-boy friend.

”Hey... Saiko?” He asked in his high pitched voice. ”Where are you?”

”In the kith-URP!-en!” Boopkins raised an eye brow, but shaked his stubby body.

”Have you seen my phone?” He walked to the kitchen entrence ”I can’t find it and last time I saw it, it was here”. He entered the kitchen

”Have you see- OH MY GOD!” Boopkins eye were wide as watermelons and his mouth literly touched the ground.

What he saw was Saiko, but she was super unreconizable. Her belly was a big and round, like she had swollen a yoga ball, hanging over her waist. Close to her feet. Her sides were wide and had 5 layers of flabbs. Arms thicc with lard, her ass cheeks bigger than overinflated beachballs. Her breast was big as two basketballs. Her chins was thicc and floppy like she was storing food for the winter.

Around the Room, was many empty plates. He could make out some small left overs of cheeseburgers, pizza, spagetthi, cakes and 4 empty soda bottles. Saiko was wrathfully eating a triplecheeseburger while holding a different one. She looked to the side and saw Boopkins. She stop what she was doing and swallowed the chunk.

”Oh, Kon'nichiwa Boopkins!” She said happily, ignoring her friends shocked state.

”What brings you here?” Boopkins shaked his body violently and asked

”Saiko? Why have you eaten so much junk food!?” His eyes got sadden.

”Are you still upset that I dumped you?”. Saiko looked concerned. Her fattening caust her friend to be sad.

”Oh no! No, no Boopkins. You got it all wrong!” She said in a reasuring manner ”This has nothing to do with that!”

”You sure?”

”Yeah... BURP!” Saiko closed her mouth with her hand quickly. Her giant checks turned red.

”Excuse me” she said kinda emberessed.

”But... why have you... let yourself go so much?” Saiko looked down and saw her dastric changes.

”Oh Yes!” She puts own the burgers and started to wiggle her floppy belly.

”This is getting better and better!”

”Better?!”

Saiko went back to her burgers and said

”And to awnser your question Boopkins, I have comed to figure out that the only persons that get attention are fat people. If I become the most fatest and widest person on the planet, Everyone will ADORE me! Now If your excuse me, I must continue my new diet” Saiko went back into taking big bites of her cheeseburger.

”Once I’m done with these burgers, I’m gonna order a second batch of food!” She said with food in her mouth. Boopkins was just confused of her reasoning.

”Um... How did you come to that conclusion? He asked. Saiko swallowed and pointed at the living Room.

”Instagram, my laptop is in the living Room if you want to check” Saiko continued her ”project”. Boopkins ran into the living Room and jumped up on the couch. That’s were the laptop layed. He opend it and say he needed a password.

”What’s the password?!” He shouted to Saiko in the Kitchen. After hearing another belch, Saiko answered

”It’s 10022018!” Boopkins typed the numbers in. But before he pressed Enter, he looked at the numbers again.

”Wait? 10 02 2018?... 10th February 2018?” Boopkins got a sadden smile ”Aw, her code is the day I brought her to life...” he pressed Enter and saw terrifying things.

”OH MY GOD!!!” Boopkins voice could be heared from the living Room. Saiko was eating the other cheeseburger, while having a new one in her hand. She looked to the Kitchen entrences, while chewing on her chunk. Boopkins ran back in to the Kitchen.

”THAT’S YOUR REASON FOR DOING THIS?!?!?” Boopkins shouted stressed. Saiko started to chew fasters and said ”Yes! I know!! But did you see the amount of likes they got?! They want fat! I’ll show them fat!!” She was eating much faster again, she drank up another soda bottle.

”But Saiko! Those are fetish art!!” Saiko stoped eating and looked at Boopkins in a confused manner.

”What?” Is all she could say... and then took another bite of her Burger.

”Yes! Fetish Art” Boopkins said angry ”Only weird people like those things!!” Saiko was looking somewhat interested

”But... you like anime, aren’t that the same thing?” She was about to take another bite of her Burger but Boopkins screamed ”STOP EATING RIGHT NOW, YOUNG LADY!!!” Which statled the fatten anime girl that she droped the burgers. Boopkins continued with

”First of all, I like moving art that can tell compeling stories, cool action scenes and cute girls. Fetish artists just like still frame of fat people. Secund: Saiko. I know you’re better than this”.

His serious tone changed to a somber one. ”I care about you, and seeing you like this hurts. And I want you to think, the only attention you’ll get is from normal people, but they’re just gonna asked themselfs how a young woman would let herself go like this?”

Saiko was silent for a long while. She thought about it and... yeah... only weird people on the internet would like her. But the majority of everyone else in the real world would just be scared, confused or disqusted by her fatness. Saiko made a heavy sigh.

”Sigh... Yeah, you’re right” she took a step. That was a mistake.

”Whoaaaa!” She lost her balance and fell, turning around and landing back first, making Boopkins fly up in the air and then crash down.

”Ah! He said when he hit the ground. He got up and ran to his friend. ”Saiko!” He got to her head.

”Are you ok?” He asked concerned for his friend. Saiko groaned and opened her eyes.

”Y-yeah” she smiled to him ”I guess I not used to my new weight yet...” Saiko tried to stand up, keyword being ”tried”. She bend up, but didn’t get anywhere. So she tried to pull up by extending her arms, it didn’t work either, Saiko fell back down.

”Oh no!” Saiko said scared. ”I’m too fat to rise up!!”

”Don’t worry, Saiko! I’ll help you up!” Boopkins said. He tried to lift her head up, but he’s too weak to carry her. He needed to catch his breath.

”So I’m stuck down here?” Saiko asked. Boopkins looked at her, she was starting to tear up! ”I guess I deserve it. I mean, I was foolish enough to trust the pictures likes than the real world, sniff” Saiko’s tears is what made Boopkins had enough of this.

”DAAAD!” He shouted. Immidetly afterwords, the roof opend by a giant tentacle, owned by a giant Octodad wearing A Cathulu mask! It’s Fishy Boopkins’ Dad!! Saiko was just flambergasted of what she saw.

”Daaaad? Could you help me carry my friend?” Boopkins asked. Boopkins’ Dad was just silent, he then extended his other tentacle. Boopkins climed up Saiko’s big belly and sat on the top. Boopkins’ dad’s tentacle rolled around Saiko and he lifted her up. Now high in the air, Boopkins asked ”Can you take us to Peach’s Castle too?” Once again, Dad was silent while looking at them. He then started to walk.

Boopkins smiled. He then slid down the belly and stoped close to Saiko’s head, who was resting on the top of Dad’s tentacle.

”Don’t worry Saiko, once we get to our friends, we’re gonna fix this!” He said in a reasuring manner. Saiko made a sadden smile.

”Thanks, Boopkins...” she answered back. But then she looked unamused ”But can you not stand in my breasts?”

”Huh?” Boopkins looked around, and indeed, he was standing/sitting on her giant jugs! Boopkins jumped off scared and begd for forgivness

Meanwhile...

SMG4’s phone rang. He answered

”Hello?” On the other side a meek Female voice saw screaming

”SMG4! I NEED YOUR HELP, NOW!”

To Be Continued...

[azurexalacrity]

Who Are You?

NAME: Zaynah (Called “Zay” for short)

STAR SIGN: Cancer

HEIGHT: 5′6″

WHAT’S YOUR MIDDLE NAME? I’m not telling, but I’ll let you on a little secret: It’s space-related (no, I’m serious). You decide what it is.

PUT YOUR SPOTIFY MEDIA PLAYER ON SHUFFLE. WHAT ARE THE FIRST 6 SONGS THAT POPPED UP?

( Let it be warned that not all of these songs contain lyrics and most of them are from video game media. Enjoy though! )

1. Open Your Heart - Crush 40 2. Final Boss Part 1 - Sonic Colors Soundtrack 3. Veldin Orbit (Drek’s Fleet) - Ratchet & Clank Soundtrack 4. So Say We all - Audiomachine 5. Clock-La; Final Boss - Sly Cooper 2 Soundtrack 6. Scorponok - Transformers: The Score

EVER HAD A POEM OR SONG WRITTEN ABOUT YOU? I never had someone written a poem or song about me LMAO. Although, I have written poems before, but I only wrote them because I was told to in school (I don’t like writing them lol).

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU PLAYED AIR GUITAR? I’m pretty sure it was during one of my teenage phases. That phase is where I first got introduced to rock n’ roll and boy I tried to be a rockstar as much as possible (it didn’t work out though XD).

WHO IS YOUR CELEBRITY CRUSH? Never had one (I never had a crush in general but you get the idea lol)! But if you were to ask me if I have a favorite celebrity in mind, it would be Robert Downey Jr., Tom Holland, or Gal Gadot.

WHAT’S A SOUND YOU HATE; SOUND YOU LOVE? Screaming. Yelling. Anything that’s really loud, abrupt, and deafening enough to give you an anxiety attack. Those are the sounds I hate. As for love, it’s the white noise of a fan! Not only does the fan keep me cool but it helps lull me to sleep! ^-^

DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS? I strongly believe in the afterlife, so that’s a yes! Although, the thought of stumbling inside of a haunted house does give chills down my spine.

HOW ABOUT ALIENS? Yup! I have a hard time believing that we are the only intelligent lifeforms in the galaxy and let alone the universe. I’m not saying that it has to be some big discovery or anything but... I think it’s very possible!

DO YOU DRIVE? I... kind of want to? But at the same time, I’m scared to crash? Sooo no. I don’t drive lol.

IF SO, HAVE YOU EVER CRASHED? Nnnope (and my goodness I wouldn’t want that to happen asdf).

WHAT WAS THE LAST BOOK YOU READ? I read tons of fanfiction almost daily, so I can’t really say books. But if you mean a hard, actual book, it was War of The Worlds by H.G. Wells.

DO YOU LIKE THE SMELL OF GASOLINE? Nope!

WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE YOU SAW? Spider-Verse! But Endgame is next on my list of movies to see (it’s so close hnnngh)! :D

WHAT’S THE WORST INJURY YOU’VE EVER HAD? Oookay so I’ll let this brief: I slept really poorly on my mattress in the duration of getting a new bed. My neck was oddly twisted to my right side and it hurt in an excruciating manner. It lasted for about two full weeks after a visit to the hospital and I had to wear a neck brace during that time. It did end on a good note, though: I got Halloween candy!

DO YOU HAVE ANY OBSESSIONS RIGHT NOW? My interests go so sporadic at times that I can’t even really obsess on one topic before jumping to another XD. But I have been getting more in touch with the Tak & The Power of Juju video game series (if anyone remembers that, then yay! I’m not alone!).

DO YOU TEND TO HOLD GRUDGES AGAINST PEOPLE WHO DID YOU WRONG? I’m a very forgiving person, so I don’t really hold grudges against other people. Normally, I try to talk civilly with the person and let them acknowledge that what they did hurt me. However, there are times where I can be hurt emotionally so bad that I can’t forgive the person (or be so anxious enough that I freeze the moment I see them). I especially cannot forgive a person for hurting not just me but those close to me.

But really, I’m generally a person that wants to move on from stuff like that, even if that horrific event traumatized me. I like to see the bright side of things, so I try my best to move on and go on with my life even I’m scarred by that event.

IN A RELATIONSHIP? Nope! I am aro, I am a single pringle, and I am proud of it (oh crud... now I want pringles oof).

Tagged By: @allnostalgic ( Thanks Miz! <333 ) Tagging: @gcrminator , @sonicheroesnvillains , and anyone who wants to!~

[itsnotdeviancyitsdigiorno]

Ah crud; I only have two redeeming qualities and one

is being an absolute clown-- time to totally over- embellish on my resume

1. My dark humor

2. My ability to make sarcastic and witty quips at a

moment's notice

3.the ability have quiet steps that people don't hear

and then proceed to scare the crap outta them

4. Clown /trickster vibes all the way

5. Puns.I got a ton of them for every occasion. Fun at

make-believe parties and irritating co-workers

Thanks @ariarinko for considering me a favorite

Now I guess I'm tagging people….. I don't even really

know a whole lot of my followers…so we are gonna

randomize this cause anyone who puts up with my

crap is a favorite at this point

@that-one-demonic-entity tity

@fly-corpse

@eyesoffthemaud

@boss-the-goofball

@fiveminuterice

@thecatleader

@popcornkwantum

@miauuau

@sealover89

@eifron

Congratulations on being on my list of followers (and

being my only two mutuals @fiveminuterice and

@miauuau Imaoo)

when you get this you have to answer with 5 things u like about yourself, publicly. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool) ♡

I like that-

1) I can move on quickly instead of wallowing in despair for a mistake

2) I already have an idea with what I want to do in life and am moving straight towards it

3) I have the patience to accept that my art is going take time to improve

4) I love that now I can think rationally instead of giving an emotional response to things that upset me

5) I am still afraid of arrogance.

Ook so that wraps it up for this ask! Thank you @psychomurderz for tagging me! Hmm tagging 10 of my favorite followers huh? Good thing I've got 3 of these asks, more than enough to tag my favorite followers!

@asdeadasasquirrel

@mha-theories-dfo

@sayotruepersonal

@dookoa

@redoaktreehill

@psychomurderz

@2000dragonarmy

@villanist

@itsnotdeviancyitsdigiorno

@dragonofelder