#tagging solely at nico’s side lolol

[yonemurishiroku]

Thinking about how Nico loves Percy and Percy loves Nico too, just not in the way that Nico loves him, like that.

[joseopher]

HELLO, LADIES, WORMS, HOMOSEXUALS

As we know I check the novacaine tags daily.

AND THERE'S A NEW FIC BY SCREAMTOBEHEARD! The same person that wrote The Atlas six's great vacation!

This fic is called god complex!!!!!!!!

WHY YOU SHOULD READ THIS FIC:

God complexes

Royalty au

ANGST

Nico being hilarious

Spoilers! Spoilers! Spoilers! Spoilers! Spoilers! Spoilers! Spoilers!

I love Callum judging Reina's fashion choices lololol XD

“Ahh, giving little girls heart attacks, a dream for every goddess,”

Reina is having a silly goofy time <3

"They had come in, red and sweaty as they had gone directly to the manufacturer and threatened to get the army involved if they didn’t get their hands on it in the next 30 minutes."

Callum: Hm, I want chocolate-covered peanuts

Gideon and Dalton: Don't worry sir, we will kill people if you don't get your chocolate-covered peanuts

“Every day by your side is a moment to celebrate, my love,”

“Gideon, please go get the others before I vomit.” 

Their dynamic>>>>

Also, Parisa sitting beside Callum so that it would look like they are having an affair lol

And then Callum trying to raise the stakes so there'd be better gossip lolol

"Callum didn’t feel unsafe. He didn’t need someone to protect him from harm because he suspected harm. He wanted someone to protect him, to have someone’s complete attention. To be someone’s priority without them being afraid of him or Callum having to influence them to do so. He wanted someone whose sole role was to take care of and protect him, even more than the rest of his staff. Callum didn’t feel unsafe; he felt lonely."

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO??? /pos

my sad little baby boy, little woobie boy, *points at a horrible person* I love my little boy

“'And as much as I adore Parisa’s insight, I require someone who’s available 24/7 for urgent and non-urgent questions. And someone who might be skilled in fighting,' he added as an afterthought. That was why most people needed bodyguards after all."

Callum trying to remember why people actually want bodyguards that isn't just that they want attention:

“Good boy,”

Callum you did not XD

Oh! We got Tristan's pov now!

Aww no he's having a sad time....

But as we know I love angst >:D

"And now he would have to serve such a boring, dull person."

Hahahaha Tristan you are in for a treat

“You should always be on your best behavior. This is Tristan, I’m introducing him to Callum,”

“As…a bed partner….?”

NICO!

“Please ignore me. I say stupid things. I’m Nico de Varona. One of the main servants of the palace. Also known for saying stupid shit all the time. Sorry again,” 

Nico you are so good at life

“Wait. I’m not an escort,”

Tristan you are even better at life

“You think everyone is checking you out. You thought I was checking you out,” 

This is so true about Callum

OH SHIT TRISTAN KNOWS CALLUM IS MANIPULATING EVERYONE OH NO

“Make sure to bring a coat. It’s cold outside,”

OH SNAP

AMAZING! I LOVE IT!

GO READ THIS FIC RIGHT NOW!