#tagging a whole rant with a goofy ass nickname is sooooooo funny

[sandyspaghettibag]

Nah for real though, you cannot ruin my life bitch. You don't have it in you, you never will. I'm not a regular 19-year-old, I haven't sat through a million fractured friendships and so many family losses this year to let a big oaf who doesn't know a thing about me wreck me from the ground up. I WILL cut you out of my life in a second and live on with just the memories, I've done it to everybody before you and you CANNOT change that. You wanna cheat on me? Fine by me dorkass bitch, enjoy your life with a man TEN YEARS older than you and see how you like it. I already went through the breakup process in my own head three months ago when you were SUSPICIOUSLY spending more time with this "friend" than someone who was willing to uproot his whole life for you at one point. I'll be so calm and levelheaded and rational when it's time to call it quits.