#tagged that bc the pankratz parents are also there

[finleycannotdraw]

Hi! Your drawings are absolutely adorable and I like them very very much. How about prompt n°27, kisses for a cover? Because I'm pretty sure they did that at least once -

aaa thank you so much!!!

27. kisses for a cover

I took this to mean, like, disguise? my first thought was the good old kissing in an alley to hide from someone chasing them, but I decided to go with the fake-relationship-to-sabotage-an-arranged-marriage route instead!

I know I’ve read a fic with this premise but I can’t find it.

Y’all: reply with your favorite fake relationship fics?

[witcherfic]

tinymacaroni September 17, 2020 at 11:24PM

by tinymacaroni

Six months after Geralt and Ciri finally (re)unite, they're looking for a place to hide from the Nilfgaardian forces, and land themselves in Lettenhove, where Geralt gets a surprise and finds out Jaskier - or, rather, Julian Pankratz, Viscount de Lettenhove, can really hold a grudge.

Words: 2674, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Jaskier | Dandelion, Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon, Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg, Triss Merigold, Original Witcher Character(s)

Relationships: Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon & Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia & Jaskier | Dandelion, Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon & Jaskier | Dandelion, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia & Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Post-Episode: S01E06 Rare Species, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Found Family, Jaskier | Dandelion is a Noble, Emotional Baggage, Apologies, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia Has Feelings, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia Apologizes, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia Tries His Best, Protective Jaskier | Dandelion, but like protective of ciri specifically, Pissed Off Jaskier | Dandelion, Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon is So Done, Everyone Is Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon's Parent, ciri gets no less than 3 parents and 1 cool aunt, the emphasis of this fic is on geralt & ciri & jaskier, and on a) geralt learning to be a better friend and b) geralt learning to be a dad at all, but there's other friendships involved, also i very much ship geraskier/geraskefer but this fic is not about that, amazing devil lyrics title bc i am that bitch