#tag: betty cooper

[inky-squid-art]

im still alive. hi

[somanypetals]

I love you 'cause you're fucked, you're my bff for life your life is a mess and so is mine, yeah you're a piece of shit and so am I 🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡

so, I saw this tweet and it's been making me chuckle for days, so I threw together this video of the riverdale characters being deliciously twisted and sick, super squeaky clean characters

also making this made me realise there's definitely more stabbing on riverdale than yellowjackets (so far)

[doctorcurdlejr]

Riverdale characters and their opinions on granking it

Archie -> supports Veronica and Jughead, doesn't listen to MCR all that much, and therefore takes the neutral stance that whatever his friends say is probably true and those men are divorced (was half listening to anything ever said to him)

Betty -> yeah go ahead and clock the peter pan collar with CoverGirl lipstick dramatically smeared off her face that's a MCR fan. Well known bisexual but deeply homophobic, therefore anybody who even mentions grank is a freak. YES she makes that disgusted look if somebody even mentions rpf, tries to tone it down for Veronica. Once got curious and read a 100k grank fem au, printed it out, ate a page, and then set it on fire at 2am.

Veronica -> Catholic 💥 Bisexual 💥 Dresses frequently in dark colors 💥 Casually morbid 💥 Loves theater 💥 not only does she grank it but my girl puts on her reading glasses to scroll through old live journal posts like she's a hardboiled detective ready to lock into the facts of the matter. "Jughead I could use another pair of eyes on this" it's 240p footage of those men fighting on stage. She keeps sending lesbo grank fics to Betty followed by "lol sorry meant for Jug." To which Betty responds "V. 😑"

Jughead -> [11am] violently typing a reply on a google doc for his creative writing class "I take offense at your claim that this is derivative of Velvet Goldmine just because I'm playing with similar themes. As to your second point, Cheryl, this band is an entirely fictional amalgamation meant to represent how our culture interfaced with the purely symbolic icons of the era." [2pm] "You're totally right, Bets. Really wish people could just appreciate the artistry and think more meaningfully about the MESSAGE." [10pm] sitting at his typewriter in Veronica's speakeasy where an entire diagram is laid out before him "This goes beyond stage gay. I'm sure of it."

Cheryl -> TO MX. G: Visiting fabulous Cali for the next fortnight. May I place Julian in your care for an evening? Have been absolutely overwhelmed with requests to visit darling Rosy. Whatever day works best, I understand scheduling so last minute may be difficult with your various dalliances. Ta!

Toni -> Once a regular contributor to Friends of Frerard night at the speakeasy, but suspiciously stopped all attendance after a vacation with Cheryl.

Kevin -> couldn't even tell you a band member's name but, in an attempt to be included in a conversation about homosexuality, once showed up at the speakeasy and laughingly asked Veronica if it was anything like Simon & Garfunkel. Before she could respond Jughead threw a copy of What is it All But Luminous at his head and told him to get out if he couldn't even be bothered to hold himself to their same level of base academic rigour.

[popsatasteofriverdalepodcast]

Riverdale Hunger Games?

[sudamaniparva]

the archies is the spiritual successor to student of the year. does that make sense.

[takemetobogman]

The Archies - my two cents

just finished watching The Archies and i understand that it's not a perfect film. To be honest suhana was very stiff and not at all charming and Khushi certainly could've been better. Agastya as Archie was a mistake because he just doesn't give that main character energy but honestly to write off the entire movie as horrible is just not right. It was a very warm coming of age film with tender moments that made me realise how far we've come in terms of cinema because the "bad boy" instead of bullying the queer kid, not only stands up for him but also respectfully tells him that even though he might not reciprocate his feelings, he will always be there for him. this one instance alone made me feel so comforted for some reason. and then betty and veronica showing up at Archie's house and calling him out and just ultimately deciding that a boy is not worth fighting over? the song where they essentially teach Archie (and the audience) the importance of politics in an upbeat song that could pass off as a jingle? I liked this movie for the sheer audacity of making a film that doesn't take itself too seriously all the while handling sensitive and political issues with as much seriousness as they deserve. don't even get me started on the cinematography, the color palette and just the visual experience of watching such a stunningly shot film. it's not perfect but it was definitely a great experience to see such a film coming from Indian cinema. thank you for coming to my ted talk!

[bigquestionmark]

this is an ode to my best friends

and every good thing that must come to an end

tomorrow we won’t see each other in study hall

so here’s a few memories for us to recall

and no, i won’t be mentioning the epic highs and lows of high school football!

i grew up next door to betty cooper

who everyone thinks is super-duper

just don’t mutter the word ‘tangerine’

‘cause it sets off her serial killer gene

veronica lodge, always in pearls

there isn’t a business you haven’t given a whirl

funny to think you were never prom queen

then again, you were once upon a time a human dialysis machine

cheryl blossom, your as rich as a rockerfeller

you also kept your beloved jason down in a cellar

but i’m glad to see you and the serpent queen back together

only thing, toni, southside’s one word

so whoever designed your jacket is a terrible speller

jughead jones needs no intro

he made his teacher jump out of a window

thinks himself a private eye

chained himself to riverdale high

kevin’s voice is so beautiful he belongs in a chorus

but he spends most of his time cruising fox forest

fangs, look at you now

you’re a rockstar greaser

a long way from a cult member who stole organs to store in a freezer

last but not least, mantle the magnificent

pound for pound you’re my closest equivalent

but there’s that other reggie so how do we know your even legitimate

i’m gonna need to see some kind of birth certificate

these are just some of our wild endeavours

but now we’ve come to the end of our time together

its truly one of my life’s greatest pleasures

to call you all my best friends

for ever and ever

[foundfamilyhq]

Propaganda under read more:

Yall want strong complex independent morally grey female characters and can’t even handle Betty Cooper.

[bettycooper]

Bughead + In This Diary by The Ataris

Happy birthday to @ms-maj! Forever grateful I combed the Bughead tag almost four years ago to find In This Diary, because honestly, what even is my life without you in it???

[bughead-in-the-comics]

From Whistler's Muddle, PEP Comics #85 (1951).

[stargazinglesbian]

this is gonna get like 3 votes but. lisa frankenstein jarchie au. archie is the creature.he and veronica are from the 1800s and jughead is from the 1980s (i am nothing if not faithful to source material). question is where do i put betty

pros and cons to each

we'll start with 1800s betty. potentially it could have a little arc where jughead helps archie do some sleuthing to find out what happened to veronica after archie died, and they could find out (via cheryl because yk family history) that veronica opened her own business and lived for years and years with her close best friend, cheryl's great great great whatever aunt betty, in a one bedroom flat and adopted two cats. i could give cheryl a line about "of course that means they were lesbians" and then jughead would have to explain to archie that his dead ex gf was bisexual + i could write a cute 1800s beronica romance prequel if i was so posessed

or

betty was jugheads childhood best friend, they're very close and there could be like minor crush territory. she could be cheryl's cousin and although the bughead would not be endgame i do like them quite a lot so there would probably be some of that. i just like betty tons and i wanna write her and cheryl and their dynamic because it's hilarious to plusssss it would be fun if she had more presence in the story. downside is that i'm unsure how i'd end up resolving her arc and doing her justice with so much else going on

no see results option because why do you gaf

god all this for a fanfiction i'm not gonna write ffs

[bugheadchemistry]

[notfeelingthyaster]

everytime i watch riverdale again i feel like im using chemical drugs, everytime i watch glee i feel like im using weed, the difference is subtle, but there

[jeanmoreaux]

STATISTICAL “WHICH CHARACTER” PERSONALITY QUIZ

tagged : @malinaa (thanks lys ily 🫶) tagging : @rosesau | @brimay | @lvnchs | @permanentreverie | @tolerateit | @greenribon | @hellshee | @ronandreams | @henwilsons | @newtmsa and whoever wants to do this rules : take this test and present who you got as the characters most similar 2 u

Marianne Sheridan (Normal People): 85%

Eve Polastri (Killing Eve): 81%

Josh Lyman (The West Wing): 80%

Elizabeth Bennet (Pride and Prejudice): 80%

Meredith Grey (Grey's Anatomy): 80%

Paula Proctor (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend): 80%

Beth Harmon (The Queen's Gambit): 80%

Hazel Grace Lancaster (The Fault in Our Stars): 80%

Tyrion Lannister (Game of Thrones): 79%

C. J. Cregg (The West Wing): 79%

[sudamaniparva]

the archies movie is set pieces moving across the screen in coordinated dance moves while halfway decent music plays in the background.

[fadeintoyou1993]

😐 because riverdale is a good show. i didnt do anything special.