#table muscles

[pastorpresent]

"Whiskey. Straight. Leave the bottle." bf vs "strawberry daiquiri with a bendy straw:)" gf

[bird-inacage]

Did anyone else notice this?! Khao about to add 'action star' to his insanely versatile rolodex of abilities.

When you get KT-ed (aka Khaotung Thanawat-ed).

[mypastnow]

[aingeal98]

I like to think the same way Tim horse girled Bruce he'd do a milder version with Cass once they grew close like oh you haven't slept in five days? Time to rig meditation music all over the flat until you get the hint. You haven't eaten since this morning? Boom, granola bars in the utility belt. Yes I'm aware that the bad guys are getting away but you are literally bleeding out so sit down and let me stitch you up I don't care that you're older I will poke those currently bleeding bullet wounds to make my point if I have to. Thank you for jumping in front of me and saving my life by the way but for the love of everything calm down and let me return the favour.

I feel like he'd slip into this during their brief time working together in Bludhaven and continue it afterwards. It's not that he does it deliberately or treats Cass like a project the way he did Bruce, it's just instinct for him at this point to see a person with deep bags under their eyes walking around in a batsuit and immediately start planning what vitamins he needs to buy that they're clearly deficient in.

[mesugakl]

[kingofthering]

Insane fact of the day : despite his 25 seasons in the championship (including 22 in the highest category), Valentino Rossi has never suffered from arm pump.

[httpiastri]

him<3<3

[lelianasbong]

booting up dai like

[gingerbredman1989]

Bodybuilding Architect hard at work.

Bing AI Image Create

[maletfwitch]

Turned Tables (Boyfriends)

Bryan was at the gym working out while his Twink boyfriend Luke watched him, suddenly Bryan began to feel light-headed and reality began to shift and change around him as he felt himself getting weaker.

“Babe! you alright you seem out of it” Bryan heard a voice similar to his boyfriend’s say as he began to snap back to reality and see Luke's face but now on top of a big muscular body and wearing the gym clothes he had just had on.

“Babe, when did you get so big? and why are you wearing my gym clothes?” Bryan asked while shocked.

“What are you talking about I’ve always been big and these are my gym clothes” Luke said with a slight look of confusion on his face.

Bryan looked down and saw his body was now skinny and he was wearing Luke’s clothes “Why am I so small?!?!"

“Babe you must be really out of it just take a minute to relax and clear your head” Luke said while worried.

Bryan began to think to himself about how things used to be but those memories just felt like a dream to him as his mind began to fill with new memories of his boyfriend being big and muscular just like all Asian men were while he was a Submissive Twink who loved to watch his boyfriend workout.

“Yeah you’re right babe I just felt confused for a second” Bryan said feeling relieved that his mind was clear.

“That’s good babe glad u came to your senses after I finish my workout maybe we can have some fun at my place” Luke said flexing his muscles towards his boyfriend causing Bryan to think about how much he enjoyed being topped by Luke.

for a second Bryan thought it should be the other way around and that he should be the muscular top while Luke was the Twink but that’s crazy, why would an Asian man like Luke be a Twink? this is definitely how things have always been.

[valkyurii]

watching radahn glazers defend the final boss fight with their life is so funny to me because these are the same people who laughed at malenia enjoyers back in the day for saying she’s a good fight

[perplexingluciddreams]

I wish I had proper support for my body. To sit and lie down without pain. Or being too floppy unable to use my arms and hands for things because not enough support to stop them flopping down.

I want to do activities and sit comfortably and able to use my hands to colour or draw or jigsaws.

I wish I could tolerate a more upright position. I wish I could sit up and do more things involving active control and movement of my arms.

I want my body to be in better alignment. I want to not be stuck in the same place - my bed in the same spot in my room with the same boring fucking view of my bedroom ceiling and walls all day every day.

I want to stop sliding down or slumping to the side in bed. I want my legs and feet and bum and back to not get sore from pressure on the same spots all the time. I want my muscles to not get strained and stiff and sore from being in weird positions due to being unsupported.

I wish I didn't dread lying down to sleep because I know it will hurt to lie there and it will hurt even more when I wake up. My body crumples and collapses in on itself when I lie down, and no configuration of pillows that I have tried is enough to put anything at good angles.

I wish I didn't dread sitting up in the morning with my usual pillows behind me, because I know I will be in for a day of discomfort and pain. And that is with the best configuration of pillows that I have found to work for me - I have tried many variations, believe me.

I wish I wasn't only able to walk short distances inside the house. Stuck in the same few routes over and over, always only with a purpose and not just walking around because I want to. I wish I was free to roam.

I am grateful at least for my swing and that I have the ability to get from bed to swing and sit in there for a period of time. But wish I didn't sit wonky and slumped and slouched which causes more pain later.

I feel so stuck. I feel so trapped.

It just sucks.

[sirhamburrger]

empty [rayne ames x f!reader] her magic is empty. so is his heart.

STATUS: in progress

PAIRING: rayne ames x f!reader

TAGS: slow burn, enemies to lovers, rayne is stressed out, so is reader, story written in 3rd person throughout, reader is referred to with she/her pronouns, deviates from canon substantially

CHAPTERS:

one: late two: meeting three: deskmate

TAGLIST: @xenop0p (open, send an ask to be added)

mashle m.list || gen m.list

© sirhamburrger

[theresawritesstuff]

Last farmers market of the year is next week (and is a trick of treating event) so we're getting this pint sized Meg costume put together!

[the-jam-to-the-unicorn]

Ze being a good schoolboy 😁

[goldkirk]

I’m still so grateful about yesterday 😭