#tab cola

[thegikitiki]

Saccharin Never Tasted So Bad...

Tab Cola, 1964

[rodpower78]

Tab Cola, 1982

[blacjaq1]

[gallimaufryish]

[sirchubbybunny]

[unbfacts]

In the early 1990s, when Pepsi released Crystal Pepsi, Coca-Cola introduced Tab Clear and intentionally marketed it poorly to damage Crystal Pepsi’s image by association. The plan worked, and both products disappeared from the market within six months.

[harveyguillensource]

Harvey celebrated Gloria Calderón Kellett's birthday with Sherry Cola, Jessica Marie Garcia, Francia Raísa, Tanya Saracho, and many others!

[jupiterisaroace]

Heacanon

All the Hooklings (Harriet, Harry, CJ, everyone in the Hook blood line) has a necklace & they collect random soda can tags as little treasures

(Inspired by my necklace irl)

[thegikitiki]

One Calorie, Zero Taste...

Detail from 1966 Tab Cola Magazine Advertisement

[oldshowbiz]

fountain drinks

[duranduratulsa]

Beverage ☕ 🧃 🍵 🍷 🍶 of the day: Tab Cola #food #foodporn #drinks #soda #softdrinks #pop #tab #TabCola #cocacola

[goodluckclove]

How are you doing this week, oh truthteller?

what is wrong with the world / what will fix the world? (ignore if too heavy)

what is your "this would fix me"?

what is the secret to good sleep?

-double batch because i still have a migraine and should be going to bed (you might have noticed from the questions)

Ah, more questions! I'm happy to answer all of these with objective truth, as they are all major issues I can definitively solve.

I don't know why you thought your first question - about the greatest issue in the world and its potential solution - would be "too heavy". This particular conundrum doesn't even have any real nuance to it. The greatest problem for both the human species and the balance of the earth as a whole is, without a doubt, the discontinuation of TaB cola in 2020.

TaB was a diet cola released by the Coca Cola company in 1963. It was known for being a terrible tasting, fad "healthy" soda that people briefly thought maybe caused cancer. It was my favorite soda in high school even though it tasted like how I imagine battery acid might taste like. Coca Cola discontinued it at the start of COVID-19 because it was a cult darling outshined by the normie AI slop juice. They claimed it was rendered obsolete by the creation of Diet Coke, which is immediately untrue being that Diet Coke is something you can drink and recognize as a beverage meant for consumption.

The answer to most of the questions you ask stem from the loss of TaB cola, potentially the only aspect of Diet Culture that I stand by as something real fucking tasty. Worst problem? Can't find TaB Cola. What would fix me? A single, frosty sip of that good, good trash. What's the secret to a good night's sleep? A quiet, introspective viewing of some old TaB commercials, which are from an era where Ad Men were far more willing to go buck wild and create glimpses of a strange, pretty openly horny utopian society. A world without injustice or darkness in the human psyche, where people still feel arousal at the sight of 80s-era conventionally attractive features - but only if that person is also holding a can of a really just terrible soft drink that I would love to drink again.

God, TaB cola. I don't give a shit that it has one calorie. It was like shitty kombucha I miss it so much.

[vrby9]

I'm gonna collect tabs and once I get alot I'm gonna give them away to people I like, even mentally

[sirchubbybunny]

[yourfourthparent]

scrolling tags until i reach the very bottom my beloved. happened with hamnoir ages ago just happened with railao. incredibly fun.

[harveyguillensource]

Harvey had a blast celebrating his niece's birthday at Universal Studios.