Seattle Fact #8,048,462:
At long last the reason for the disappearance of the Capitol Hill mystery vending machine & the identity of its proprietor have been revealed!
The person stocking the machine for many years was none other than the ghost of Layne Staley and the machine itself dematerialized after his excorsism by city council.
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>Never mind the tea set, we got bootlegging operations to attend to. Check on those fermentation bottles!
Ah yes, a hobby you took up a year or so ago when the PROHIBITION movement started. You’ve been brewing your own MOONSHINE in order to give yourself a future boost to your stats when cases get too hot to handle. You suppose that now is a good time as any to cash out on this year-long project.
Now, you recall that in the three bottles, you were brewing: GRAIN ALCOHOL, KINDLING-STYLE HOT SAUCE, and TAB COLA. You don’t recall which bottle held which.
You currently do not have any DRINKING IMPLEMENTS, however you believe the little SPOUT on the furthest right bottle could easily be drunk from by hand.
You lie down and waterfall a bit of the...
Oh, nice. You swallow your mouthful of TAB COLA. Your PULCHRITUDE enjoys a healthy, 2-point BOOST.
Using your impressive IMAGINATION, you make a note of this bottle’s contents. You hazard to guess that you’ve consumed approximately 20% of the TAB COLA.
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80's Fest Beverage ☕ of the day: Tab Cola #food #foodporn #drinks #soda #softdrinks #pop #TabCola #coke #cocacola #80s #80sfest #durandurantulsas5thannual80sfest
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Heacanon
All the Hooklings (Harriet, Harry, CJ, everyone in the Hook blood line) has a necklace & they collect random soda can tags as little treasures
(Inspired by my necklace irl)
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Beverage ☕ 🧃 🍵 🍷 🍶 of the day: Tab Cola #food #foodporn #drinks #soda #softdrinks #pop #tab #TabCola #cocacola
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