#tHIS ASS IS MINE >:C

[barissoffee]

Echo putting the bad in Bad Bitch with this move

[luxcruor]

shori can and would do this for any of her loved ones. this is the side of her she tries to hide from everyone who isnt aware of her childhood. she's feral in a fight. the only instinct she has is to survive mixed with RAGE.

if you think she wouldnt spit out a man's still beating heart... you dont know what being a child soilder is like lmao good news is that this side of her isnt pointed at loved ones its used for them

[is-this-even-relatable]

DP x DC PROMPT 1: Phantom Thief

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tldr: Danny is king, and is trying to find missing artifacts of the infinite realms that have been scattered across the mortal realm. Cue him creating an alter ego, one Phantom Thief.

Inspired by Chapter 2 of "I Am A Retired Hero And My Love Interest Is A Former Crime Lord!?" by ShyCrow on AO3.

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Danny, recently crowned King of the Infinite Realms, had been going through mountains upon mountains of paperwork. Apparently Pariah Dark, "The Bloody Tyrant", was not a good king who answered his duties. And his long sabattical in the Coffin of Eternal Sleep did not help the work get done. Who'dve thought.

So in an effort to be the king the realms needed, Danny started work on the backlog as soon as his mortal responsibilities were over.

As he went through the realms' archives, looking for an item referenced in a territorial dispute, he could not for the death of him find it. Come to think of it... this archive had been in existence for hundreds of millennia, and was terribly organized. And there were a lot of missing objects.

Danny sighed. Just another thing to pile onto his plate.

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Ok so he catalogued what wasn't there, and oof... it was a doozy. He figured he should start with stuff that really shouldn't be left in the wrong hands.

And first on that list was Dorothea's amulet.

Danny had tracked its energy to some random rich person's personal museum in Gotham, of all places. Ugh, he really didn't want to get on Batman's radar with any of this... He didn't really wanna bother the Justice League with business of the dead because, frankly speaking, he wasn't sure if they wouldn't do more harm than help.

So he had to go in quietly.

Hmm... "King Phantom" was too flashy... But "regular human Fenton" on the other hand...

Danny smiled as he let his transformation wash over him. Now he just needed to figure out his outfit.

[jokingmisfit]

Heathers Characters as Contacts in my Phone

Heather C- ❤‍🔥Mythic Bitch❤‍🔥

Heather D-  😼Heather Puke😼

Heather M- 🐥Ducky🐥

Veronica- 🩵Love in Blue🩵

JD- 💣Trench Coat💣

Martha- 🦄Sweetie🦄

Kurt- ⚠Sexual Harassment⚠

Ram- ⚠Sexual Harassment⚠

[m-eltdown]

[dctrfate]

hi. i made a uquizz. tell me what characters you like and i'll tell you what semi-obscure dc comics to read.

[fereldanwench]

Even without implants he could decomish us easily... Just know, from the way he walks, look in his eye... [x]

⚠️ do not reupload or edit my shots without my permission ⚠️

[spiteslucanis]

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS 5.1 + 5.2

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

Katarina: [trying in vain to make her dinner party go well] [blames poor turnout on her landlady] [slowly making everyone uncomfortable and acts more and more hostile towards them] [slowly turns the whole evening into an episode of real housewives]

Raskolnikov just fucking trying to hide the fact that he killed two people:

[boltslutters]

I'm holding up a microphone to you, very interested to hear more about your interpretation of TFA Soundwave being immature/naive and how it relates to Human Error!

Normally I'd say that I'd already shared my thoughts in a Discord server you're in, but I recognize not everyone's in that server so I'll just spill my thoughts here.

I don't like Human Error, and this interpretation starts from that fact.

So one part that stuck out in Human Error was that Starscream was with the Decepticons in the dream, despite the fact that he is very much not part of them (or part of the High command at least). Then there's all the other cons that shouldn't be there showing up, Cybertron tping in, etc etc, which in the story are supposed to convey that it's a dream, it's all too absurd for reality, but what really stuck out was the fact that the missiles are painted with little shark faces. Stay with me.

So mentally I go, "Oh well of course the fucking missiles have cute little faces on them this is Soundwave's dream where nothing goes wrong and all the Decepticons are happy and destroying stuff together." Yeah. That's sort of the basis of this Human Error interpretation, it's basically a Lotus Eater for Soundwave for him to dunk on the Autobots. It's the "machines superior" stuff. The Decpticons don't work with humans/actively oppose them and they're machines, so all their flaws, internal conflict, etc etc is scrubbed away so they can be the perfect machines I hc Soundwave sees them as. And the Autobots, that side with the lesser humans, are now made human in turn as a way to sort of 'clear up' that discrepancy.

So this neatly dovetails into the fact that Soundwave is what, at maximum, a year old. I know, I know they're machines and their ages don't quite line up, but like fuck, the only basis this poor looser had to go off on, from being a toy to a full-ass bot with the ball-n-chain that is sentience and choice, is Megatron and only limited interactions with other humans, mainly Sari, who looks like a human child. I doubt someone has sat him down or he's had to really grapple, in his fucking year and a couple months of existence, with the more grey shades of reality, so I hc him as being more immature with the black and white morality of "machines superior, humans inferior," which the show itself never really conveys itself, making it possible to conclude that this worldview is just naive.

[hippy-pants]

"I feel like a middle schooler again!" (positive thing): listening to Green Day

"I feel like a middle schooler again!" (negative thing): using Snapchat

[peachyseen]

Trying for Taemin tickets today and am feeling deeply unwell about it.

[worthyheir]

Friendly reminder that Jace's nameday is December 15th and we expect hype.

[crimeboys]

i love that the way people try to get me to watch shows now is “hey cyrus there’s this really interesting sibling dynamic…”

[firesnap]

Bless the fic writers of the world because I have been missing Wilbur's mental illness roleplay so much. I can at least indulge in all of the creativity he inspired.

[dctrfate]

wait so. how exactly is wally making money in the waid era. the implication is that he gets paid for superheroing so does that mean he is the only person in the jla to get a paycheck from batman. does the charity he founded have a section of its budget devoted entirely to making sure wally doesn't starve for the public good of keystone city. either way i just know booster gold is so fucking bitter about it.