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gloriousmonsters · 2 years ago

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ah well fuck missed that i had a paper cut on my finger before applying my t gel. now it's in my damn bloodstream. farewell everyone i assume i will be mutating into some sort of Beast

#properties of the Beast: finger ouchy #this is @ the safety instructions that make t sound like a radioactive material #that will cause people to sprout full beards if you so much as brush them with your #t-gel-besmirched hand #to which i say: why don't I have extra hair yet then hmmm #(hopefully) properties of the Beast: sprout full beard?#vic talks

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