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[beforus-for-real-justice]

If any :of y:ou want t:o esp:ouse the virtues :of Alternian Culling s:o badly, y:ou're welc:ome t:o c:ome :over t:o my hive s:o we can talk things :out face-t:o-face.

[aita-alternia]

mik:o|d4 here re4ding this "isl4nd" bs w4y t::oo|| l4te in the d4y. wh4t if we just nuked it being h:o|nest. r4t em :o|ut t:o| the dr:o|nes :o|r smthn. itd be funny methinks . .

NO PLE^SE GOG NO THIS IS THE MOST ENTERT^INING SHIT IVE RE^D ^LL NIGHT. I W^NT TO SEE IF THEY TE^R E^CH OTHER ^P^RT FIRST

[sburbian-sage]

tr:oll here!!! not rang:o:on XD

speakin :of.......... my c:oplayers are s:o s:o mean about it UmU

i guess its cringy :or whatevs l:ol liek s:orry???

dey never really talk t:o me... DX dey say its ann:oying...

halp why dey s:o racist??? :( :( :( dey w:ont even explain it l:ol ;_;

why d:o h:o:omans have such pr:oblems with quirks???

I think you picked the unlucky straw because at least part of your typing quirk evokes early 2000s *glomps u* speech, which for complicated reasons humans have developed an instinctive negative response to. They are, of course, less evolved members of their species, for I have reached a higher state, internalizing that cringe is simultaneously dead and to be free. Alternatively, it's mildly inconvenient to parse, the younger generations are evolving to become illiterate, and I am the noble genetic throwback, or more accurately a short-tusked boar watching as all of my boar brethren keep darwinistically selecting for longer curlier tusks, even though they're evolving to stab themselves through the brain.

In any case, just tell them to grow up and deal with it. If you want to bring a gun to a knife fight, pull up that one SBURB Etiquette FAQ, I'm pretty sure it has a chapter on interspecies relations (not that kind), with a section specifically relating to Troll typing quirks. How it's a sort of compulsive behavior that can be voluntarily stopped but it's like forcing a left-handed person to write with their right hand, and regardless of anything it is kinda racist to just socially freeze out any coplayers who are a different species from you. It's a little corny to cite your impassioned pleas for tolerance like this, and invoking gentlemanMannerism is a bit like solving an argument by revealing that you're wearing a bomb vest, but this is just petty behavior. If they keep whining, feel free to rest on your laurels, cocksure that you're the one teenager among toddlers.

[cheeseyayxd]

trick or trea t:o)

TREAT!!!!! >:))

[acosmicmuse]

Full Lexden Page

[Your name is LEXDEN IMOZUE and you are the THIRD PRINCE of PROSPIT. You enjoy BUILDING TECHNOLOGY and PUZZLES. Your favorite colour is ORANGE. You are often known as a NERD and are affectionately referred to as a DWEEB by your good friend [TT]. You are not a fan of VIOLENCE and do not want to become the next CONDECSE. You are 9 sweeps old (18yrs) and have four (4) other siblings.]

You Talk like this n:ormally and like t:o ad:d: fac:es t:o y:our w:ords.

Your chumhandle is: radioactiveTuna [RT]

[ashtraymice9]

;o} thereee is magic in the S plend:O{r and desire t:o\ S urrender! :o}

[darks-arts]

Yeah I work out !

W:alk

O:round

R:oom

K:ontinuously !

O:h while I

U:se music

T:o stim

[hydropurgerthoughts]

yoohoo ;o)

Hoi! I'm Mik:o)d4 (mikoda for normies)

I s4w 4 bunch :o)f ppl m4king bl:o)gs 4nd I w4nted t:o) pr:o)fit :o)ff :o)f the hypetr4in s::::::::::oooooooooo)))))))))) here we 4re!!!

D:o) y:o)u :o)ften find y:o)urself h4ving weird-4ss ide4s :o)ut :o)f n:o)where while y:o)u're in the hydr:o)purger? Feel free t:o) send in 4ny :o)f th:o)se th:o)ughts here!!

Rulez:

D,':o/n't be 4 fre4k in my inb,':o/x. N,':o/ NSFW pwe4se.

Listing y:o)ur bl::oo))d c:o)l:o)r is 4ppreci4ted, but I'll underst4nd if y:o)u le4ve it :o)ut!

(inspired by all the alternian reddit bootlegs popping up due to @aita-alternia!! I hopes this goes well lol. submissions and asks are open, but im still working on making the blog look preddy!)

[wackpedion]

hey br:o are y:ou wise my ass needs advice lmfa:o :o]

d:o y:ou kn:ow h:ow t:o st:op headaches and nausea and generally feeling like shit

my fayg:o and bl:o0d painting d:oesnt help :o[

alien br:o y:ou g:otta help me

ermmm, i mostly drink alot of water when i get headaches... id get them often as a kid cuzz bad eyes and my mother refused to take me to the eye doctor, and my mom wrote the headaches off as dehydration and just told me to drink water. so now its my instinct i drink lots and lots of water when dealing with a headache. which fun fact i am right now ! lol. about how effective it is ermmm dunno.

as for nausea ermmm... try going 4 a walk ? i was feeling nauseaus a little while back and i went 4 a walk which helped a bit. also remember to eat !!! if u havent eaten try eating smth... altho that may be a bit hard with the nausea, but its important to keep in mind . i usually find that eating helps me feel better

[alternias-human-encounters]

N:O) YEAH PHIS RIGHT HUMANS CAN T:O)TALLY SURVIVE GETTING STABBED F:O)REVER DEFINITELY YEAH. PENTTER D:O) I PRESS SEND N:O)W WHERE IS THE S

UMmmmmm.... i'm prEtTY SUrE thEy caN'T.... ALso, who's pEntER??

[cosmichelps]

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[beforus-for-real-justice]

M:od Br:onya has never manipulated me. If any:one was manipulating any:one, I was manipulating her, using her t:o learn m:ore ab:out Bef:orus. She never deserved any :of this.

🕸️Wow Lynera, You're so stuck in a Web that it makes me think about how I would have loved to be the one to manipulate you ;;;;) (strictly platonic)🕸️ - Annie

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[aita-alternia]

AITA for chasing after my kismesis?

I(11, purple) have been in a steady relati:o)nship with my kismesis(11, purple) f:o)r s:o)me sweeps n:o)w. We grew up in the church t:o)gether, and have been br:o)thers in h:o)nks f:o)r even l:o)nger. H:o)wever, recently, he has filled his flushed quadrant with his current matesprit(10, :o)live). She isn’t part :o)f the church, which w:o)uld usually be fine. M:o)st n:o)n-church quadmates d:o)n’t end up j:o)ining, t:o):o) scared :o)f the dark carnival. But he decided that his matespritship was m:o)re imp:o)rtant t:o) him than the church AND :o)ur kismessitude, and he ran away with :o)nly a n:o)te t:o) me as a g:o):o)dbye!

I :o)bvi:o)usly assumed this was a challenge :o)f s:o)me kind, s:o) I gave chase. But at s:o)me p:o)int, I realized he MEANT it, and that hurt me. I blamed his matesprit, and n:o)w whenever I catch up t:o) the tw:o) :o)f them, I let her kn:o)w that it’s all her fault that my kismesis gave up everything he cared ab:o)ut. She d:o)esn’t even seem t:o) feel bad ab:o)ut it, which is s:o) infuriating! Can’t she see that her acti:o)ns d:o)n’t just affect her?

Anyway, my m:o)irail(11 cerulean) has been telling me that I sh:o)uld pr:o)bably give up, since it’s clear my kismesis d:o)esn’t want t:o) see me anym:o)re. If that were the case, th:o)ugh, y:o)u think the guy c:o)uld at least break up with me legitimately and n:o)t just pull the wriggler’s equivalent :o)f a text-dump. S:o): aita?

[lunarssong]

me, s:o)bbing at 3:30 am: c,,,,,,, cl:o),,,, cl:o)wb,,,,,,,,,,,.,,,,,,,,,,, valid,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, k:o)l:o)wn valid,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[allaboutaemin]

(180222) Dream Maker web update

[fytaem]

Taemin — ? (2017) — Thirsty (OFF-SICK concert version) (tr: SHINeeTalks —  do not retranslate) Just a sip please give me water Just another sip please I'm so thirsty My breath hoarse, my heart races I know, You know, We know You're in my sight and too beautiful to just look at Crazy oh oh Call my name in that breathy voice You and I are picture perfect on this beautiful night What else needs to be said Tonight Come here Secretly, pour yourself into me I want to be filled by you I get thirsty when I stand before you Shivers run through me, I'm on fire inside I'm too thirsty to just look at you Yeah so thirsty I can't have even just a little* The time flies Tic Tac Tok The night has just begun and there's only you But I'm anxious, sweating like I'm being chased I start losing my patience, losing my mind Oh God Please forgive me It won't be simple but it's not like you hate it It's going to be a short dream but Good night Come here Secretly, pour yourself into me I want to be filled by you I get thirsty when I stand before you Shivers run through me, I'm on fire inside I'm too thirsty to just look at you Yeah so thirsty I can't have even just a little* Even when it's overflowing there's never enough I'm still thirsty for your love Please just one more sip Over my heart that is like an empty desert Please rain on me Please give yourself to me Please give yoruself to me Look at me dying of thirst before you Look at me burnt in flame I'm too thirsty to just look at you Yeah so thirsty I can't have even just a little* You make me thirsty You make me thirsty * indicates line inaudible within audio file used for translation.