#t: peter 02

[mostlysignssomeportents]

You can’t save an institution by betraying its mission

I'm on a 20+ city book tour for my new novel PICKS AND SHOVELS. Catch me in SAN DIEGO at MYSTERIOUS GALAXY on Mar 24, and in CHICAGO with PETER SAGAL on Apr 2. More tour dates here.

Paula Le Dieu is one of the smartest, most committed archivists I know. Many years ago, she shared a neat analogy with me about the paywalling of public archives, a phenomenon that has become rampant as public institutions have been pushed to seek private funding to close the gaps left by swingeing cuts.

Closing up these archives in order to give these new "investors" a chance to make their money back is pitched as just "good business." But – as Paula pointed out – this isn't how business works at all! If you are an early-stage investor to a startup, providing patient capital in its early stages, then later investors don't get to zero out your shares. If a museum or public broadcaster is a business, then the public is the early investor, and their share is access. Taking away free access is tantamount to wiping out our investment.

But of course, public institutions aren't businesses, and they don't exist to make profits. They exist to serve the public interest. If your public health system, public education system, public archives, public museum or public parks are making a profit, then something is desperately wrong.

Managers of these public institutions forget this lesson at their peril. Every public institution eventually faces an existential funding crisis, and when that crisis strikes, the only thing that will save you is public support. Back in 2014, I got to speak to a group of curators about this when I keynoted the Museums and the Web conference in Florence:

https://mwf2014.museumsandtheweb.com/paper/glam-and-the-free-world/index.html

Since then, I've had many chances to talk with Paula about her views on archiving in these apocalyptic times. She's come up with a crisp formulation of the point I tried to make in that speech – when archives trade access off for preservation, they sign their own death warrants. As I said in my speech, if you don't maximize public access to your archive, then there will come a day when they take away your funding and the public won't care because you locked them out of their own collection. When that happens, all your careful preservation work will be used to prepare the auction catalog for the sale of your collection to the "philanthropic" billionaires who insisted that you lock up the collection in the first place. Your meticulous documentation will become the manifest for a shipping container full of formerly public treasures that will henceforth reside in a lightless, climate-controlled warehouse in the Geneva Freeport.

My conversations with Paula came back to me this weekend when I listened to Corey Rubin talking with Brooke Gladstone on NPR's On the Media, about the universities that are seeking to avert Trump's attacks by sacrificing students and faculty who spoke out against Israel's genocidal attacks on Palestine:

https://www.wnycstudios.org/podcasts/otm/articles/mahmoud-khalil-and-a-new-red-scare-plus-press-freedom-under-threat

From Columbia's complicity in the kidnapping of green card holder Mahmoud Khalil, a grad student now held in immigration detention in Louisiana; to Yale professor Helyeh Doutaghi, suspended because an AI-driven pro-Israel site hallucinated a connection between her and Hamas:

https://coreyrobin.com/2025/03/15/mccarthyism-at-yale-then-and-now/

These institutions – and others, like the LA Children's Hospital, which halted gender-affirming care for trans kids – aren't merely "complying in advance." They are betraying their mission in order to save their bacon:

https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2025-02-04/childrens-hospital-to-stop-initiating-hormonal-therapy-for-trans-patients-under-19

This will come back to bite them in the ass. This is like firefighters doing a bit of arson on the side to make ends meet, and thinking that the townsfolk will continue to vote to maintain their budget.

I get it: it's damned easy to convince yourself that you need to destroy the village to save it. By "living to fight another day," you will get more chances to serve the public. Rationalization is a hell of a drug:

https://pluralistic.net/2023/07/28/microincentives-and-enshittification/

Trump and his fascist movement wont't let up on their assault against institutions that support free inquiry, care, justice and openness. Rolling over for them now will not keep you safe tomorrow. But with every betrayal, these institutions alienate more and more of the public, without whose support they are ultimately doomed. Supporters will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no supporters.

If you'd like an essay-formatted version of this post to read or share, here's a link to it on pluralistic.net, my surveillance-free, ad-free, tracker-free blog:

https://pluralistic.net/2025/03/19/selling-out/#destroy-the-village-to-save-it

Image: Ajay Suresh https://www.flickr.com/photos/ajay_suresh/52009406881/

CC BY 2.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/

[ire-as-iris]

What does your future self wants to say to you? [Divination Reading no. 2]

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Pile 01

Hey! I hope you're okay. You know, I miss you very much. If only I could back to that day or that version of myself, I would do better but it's too late but not that much. It's like, umm... to boost myself better kind of thought I really miss our moments together, messing with each other and crying like we're in some sort of a movie. This time it's different, it's like I've been consumed to responsibilities and nothing excites me that much. I wanna go back but I can't still, I'm glad I am at a better place financially speaking, spiritually, I don't know I'm not sure but moving this heavy message aside. I hope you're having fun right now make sure that the path you chose is different. I gotta go now, I have a lot of work to do see you again, sometime ❤

🔴 In summary, this one page of my notebook is not enough to say everything she wants to say, If I let her continue I'm afraid it will a whole chapter of a novel lol

🔴 A farm or barn may be significant

🔴 The part where she said different, screams something to me... don't be someone you're not because others their best for you, know when to take it and leave it (e.g in college course)

🔴 I imagined a girl with a long hair, oversized shirt in the rain, laughing her pain to let it go

🔴 She's talkative, my hand hurts writing this hahaha

🔴 You're an extrovert who may be mistaken as an introvert (Oops, I mean you're an introvert and people see you as an extrovert when you're alone, look how I write it wrong here too🤣)

🔴 Majority here seems to be teenagers like me xD

Pile 02

(Trigger warning: mention of sui!c1d3)

Live your life, I'm grateful that I did not t@ke my life (do you have su1cid@l thoughts pile 2?). Bro it's so peaceful to be here, I thought taking my you know will end it but I was wrong, something came to me that stopped me, it was an angel. She was warm and nice (tall too around 5'8, white pale skin color). I think I can't imagine myself to be here if not for her. Now I'm working a normal job with a normal life, enough for me to decide what I want. Ya get what I'm saying? I wasn't planning to have kids, but look! I have one (three or two for some of you). Life's so short and times so fast so keep doing you lad 😉

Peace out! Oh before that, I just want to tell you to don't force anything okay? It'll come, THAT thing so yeah, let's talk again some time 😉

🔴 I feel like majority that picked this pile are dudes (straight but, again take it how it resonates if you're a member of LGBTQ)

🔴 Chill people

🔴 THAT thing may mean a number of things, depending on you it can be your dream, or really THAT sezzz, etc.

🔴 The angel maybe a literal angel, someone you know (e.g friends, family, etc.) or you're future spouse

🔴 I imagined someone with a curly hair light brown and has beared, he's thin but tall, white skin as well

🔴 He's wearing a jacket, white tee, and long pants (pale dark blue)

🔴 You're maybe in you're twenties or turning 30

🔴 Moon in Gemini at 4th House

🔴 For some of you, I'm feeling that your future spouse (especially if they're a girl) have the vibes of the tracks below.

Pile 03

I can't believe I'm already here, I'm so successful! I've got the benz and my Renz (man, dream guy/the one, whatever you call it). You've got the boss energy, trust me the people who helped you. I feel like the richest on the earth hhahah

Keep on going mama, the universe got us! Loyalty! Love yourself and other people and it will get back to you. It may not be exactly as the way you want it but, I promise you and I'm sure it going to be better, the best. You'll get it poppin! Ya know what I'm sayin?😘

🔴 Don't be consumed by fame, be yourself positively.

🔴 Some people here have the "Who you?" tendency in a negative way, please don't be like that. (Who you means treating the people you know as strangers because you have the bag and everything you dreamed of)

🔴 Remember being a bish to others will give you shi* to yourself, and your loved ones, your child may be the one who'll suffer if you don't change it

🔴 Funny people are reading this pile

🔴 Harry styles, love and disco songs maybe you're favorite/topic of your songs

🔴 Influencer, artists, rappers, people of color, rags to riches, attitude

🔴 Neptune in Capricorn at the First House

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[lom-journal]

Monday March 31/25-Larry lab 7:05 a.m. Peter Dentist 8:00 a.m. , Larry Ct- Scan, be there by 12:30 p.m. for Blue Dye , then Scan 1:00 p.m. Change Clothes!

2T’s + GAB + pink (done6:30) 3T’s only noon , 3T’s + GAB + pink, same at bedtime , T thru night!

Peter and the gurls up around 5:00 p.m. and me just after 6:00! Made coffee back to bed and meditation! I had 3Large Poops💩💩💩💩💩💩!

We went to the LAB for Dr. Baker for 7:05 but, not seen until 7:15 a.m. I think they registered people before doing the blood 🩸 work side any way Peter dropped me and the gurls off and then went for his appointment for 8:00 a.m. Peter arrived home at 9:15 a.m. a good visit! Went to the CT SCAN , We were early and they took me read away and I got done before the appointment time! My appointment was for 12:30/1:00 p.m. and I was in the car 🚙 by 1:02 p.m.

*********My Pencil that lets me type disappeared ! It would not let me type , so now I need to do more work to get entry to my journal)********Its been 3 years of CT SCANS!

[hobbyspacer]

Night sky highlights for May 2025

Check out the night sky this month, May 2025. Here are videos and links to websites highlighting the top sights to observe. ** What's Up: May 2025 Skywatching Tips from NASA - NASA JPL What are some skywatching highlights in May 2025? Find a pair of planets in the sky both in the evenings and mornings, have a look for the Eta Aquarid meteors, and join the watch for the brief and brilliant appearance of a "new star" – an anticipated nova explosion in the Corona Borealis constellation. 0:00 Intro 0:12 May planet viewing 1:03 Eta Aquarid meteor shower 1:48 Waiting for a nova 3:49 May Moon phases Additional information about topics covered in this episode of What's Up, along with still images from the video, and the video transcript, are available at https://science.nasa.gov/skywatching/whats-up/. 

“Sky chart showing constellation Corona Borealis with the location where nova "T CrB" is predicted to appear. The view depicts the constellation with the nova occurring, indicated by an arrow.” Credits: NASA/JPL-Caltech ** What to see in the night sky: May 2025 - BBC Sky at Night Magazine Venus as a morning star, Mars meets the Beehive Cluster, Regulus is visible in the daytime... There's plenty to see in the sky throughout May 2025, including the Eta Aquariid meteor shower, the Plough, clair-obscur effects on the Moon and deep-sky objects. Astronomers Pete Lawrence and Paul Abel reveal some of the best things you can see this month. ** Sky & Telescope's Sky Tour Podcast - May 2025 - Sky & Telescope Youtube This month we’ll look for tiny bits of Halley’s Comet; track down four planets; take stock of bright stars in the late-spring sky; and use the constellation Leo to learn what astronomers call all the stars that don’t have names. So grab your curiosity, and come along on this month’s Sky Tour episode. See also - Sky Tour Astronomy Podcast: Upcoming Celestial Events | Sky & Telescope - Interactive Sky Chart | Map Your Night Sky - Sky & Telescope - Astronomy Pictures: Sky & Telescope's Online Gallery Archives | Sky & Telescope ** What's in the Sky this Month | May 2025 - High Point Scientific on Youtube In this episode of What's in the Sky this Month, Teagan reviews some of the beautiful celestial objects you can see in May! Read the full May 2025 Newsletter: https://www.highpointscientific.com/a... … Chapters 00:00 - Introduction 00:31 - The Beehive Cluster & Mars 01:28 - The Sombrero Galaxy 02:06 - The Black Eye Galaxy 02:54 - Messier 3 03:26 - Algorab 04:12 - Nearest Neighbors 05:18 - Conclusion ** Night Sky Notebook May 2025- Peter Detterline ** See also: - Night Sky Map for May 2025: Asterisms | Old Farmers Almanac - What’s up in the sky for May 2025? Eta Aquariid meteor shower, full flower moon and much more | WTOP News - Look up! What’s going on in the May night sky? | The Weather Network - May Night Sky Guide (May 2025) |  Stellara - Here Comes The Sun, Moon, And Meteors: Your May 2025 Astronomical Calendar | Orbital Today === Amazon Ads === Celestron 70mm Travel Scope Portable Refractor Telescope Fully-Coated Glass Optics Ideal Telescope for Beginners BONUS Astronomy Software Package ---- Books --- Stellaris: People of the Stars Read the full article

[taekooktimeline]

October 20, 2021 -

On the same day that Tae shares that Jungkook always sings “To Find You” to / for him, Tae goes live for a second time, this time in the evening. Right when the camera turns on, we can see he’s speaking to someone out of frame, saying he (Tae) should do a Weverse live.

Timestamp 0:00

He adjusts the camera, and then asks whoever is off camera if they’d like to join.

The person off camera giggles and lightly declines.

Timestamp :05

Tae asks why with a smile -

And then, still smiling, looks directly at the camera. He then proceeds with his live.

Taekookers commented that the giggle sounded like Jungkook’s, and even some non-Taekookers thought so too. I’ve noted the timestamp and left snippets below for you to listen and decide.

https://x.com/koosyoyo/status/1715400763332231448?s=46&t=StSwHjW0_Domk_lHUFMaCg

https://x.com/wayjks/status/1715298309147869556?s=46&t=StSwHjW0_Domk_lHUFMaCg

Some speculated it could be Peter or Bogum out of frame, but we know it can’t be Peter because Tae mentions that he met Peter prior and Peter was going to stop by his hotel. Tae had his jacket on because he was on his way to meet him for dinner. I also don’t think it’s Bogum because I’d think he’d be at dinner too, since he’s also a Celine Boy.

I also want to note Jungkook arrived back in Seoul on October 20, a few hours before this live took place -

Https://youtu.be/yp8a-I4AnGosi=GgnGqgrwB8AWz0jW

Giggle snippet -

https://x.com/taekookfavchild/status/1715297820716970287?s=46&t=StSwHjW0_Domk_lHUFMaCg

https://x.com/koosyoyo/status/1715303629668946213?s=46&t=StSwHjW0_Domk_lHUFMaCg

https://x.com/taegukkielover/status/1715298322062483736?s=46&t=StSwHjW0_Domk_lHUFMaCg

Timestamp :02

Tae’s live - https://weverse.io/bts/live/2-128366620

[vingansafria]

draco callisthenes mormodemos, vinte e nove anos

⸺ i s t p.

Seu nome é DRACO, mas para aqueles que o conhecem — e são poucos, muito poucos — ele é apenas O DEVORADOR. Sua habilidade se resume ao ato de roubar — ou, para ser mais preciso, ao ato de COMER — as memórias das pessoas. Com um toque rápido, o Devorador consegue acessar o arquivo de memórias da vítima e sequestrar uma delas para si mesmo. Uma lembrança de infância, um segredo guardado a sete chaves, um momento de amor — tudo desaparece em direção ao seu estômago, que se sente saciado logo depois. Digamos que passar fome nunca foi uma preocupação. Ele também é um dos MENTORES (técnicos) da Mansão Umbra, no entanto está frequentemente mancomunado a missões de ESPIONAGEM — o que significa que o seu tempo disponível para o exercício da mentoria pode ser afetado. Ainda assim, sempre que possível, Draco retorna à Mansão e se dedica a treinar os discípulos para o RECONHECIMENTO TÁTICO e para a ENGANAÇÃO, além de conciliar isso com uma de suas funções mais importantes: assegurar que a localização e a existência da ilha permaneçam ocultas, eliminando qualquer indício — devorando qualquer memória — que possa levar os inimigos até eles.

headcanons ﹋ ﹋ ﹋ ﹋

01. Talvez Draco tenha um pequeno problema com álcool. Um pequeno problema, é claro. Nada muito grave a ponto de comprometer suas funções ou torná-lo incapaz. E, ainda assim, o problema está lá. Parado. Constante. Um companheiro de longa data que nunca o abandonou definitivamente, mas que apreciava sumir de tempos em tempos apenas para retornar duas vezes pior. Ao crescer nas ruas, aprende-se cedo que a sobrevivência do indivíduo também depende dos seus momentos de lazer. Enquanto alguns encontram consolo em um abraço, Draco, com não tanto acesso a esse tipo de conforto, busca refúgio no fundo vazio de uma garrafa.

02. O rapaz foi uma criança que se perdeu na Costa da Califórnia, nos EUA, após o naufrágio do cruzeiro reservado por sua família para uma viagem. É certo que seu nome verdadeiro não é Draco Callisthenes Mormodemos — com certeza seus pais, pessoas práticas e sem muita criatividade, o teriam nomeado de forma comum, como Joel ou Peter. No entanto, Draco preferia não pensar nisso. Preferia não pensar em pessoas mortas. Na verdade, ele optava por ignorar o "John Doe" que as autoridades lhe atribuíram em seu caso, ao invés de continuar usando um nome que claramente sinalizava a qualquer americano: "Ei, olhem aqui! Sou órfão de um desastre desconhecido. Talvez um imigrante ilegal. Não estou tentando roubar seu emprego, então não me encare assim."

03. Draco coleciona pequenos objetos aleatórios que ele encontra durante suas missões de espionagem ao redor do país. Esses itens — como um botão perdido, uma moeda antiga, um pedaço de tecido colorido ou até mesmo uma folha seca e desbotada — são guardados em um pequeno baú de utilidades embaixo da sua cama. Ninguém tem permissão de tocar.

04. Se fosse honesto, ele reconheceria que é anormal ver alguém tão desleixado em uma posição de mentoria, especialmente considerando que alguns de seus próprios discípulos têm idades semelhantes à sua. Não podemos dizer que a resistência possui a liberdade de ser comparada a uma instituição respeitável como uma universidade, onde títulos e anos de experiência em pesquisa são mais valorizados. No entanto, Draco acha insano pensar em si mesmo como uma espécie — na verdade, uma mutação; dessas mutações de filme de terror, onde o inimigo extraterrestre aparece todo desfigurado e coberto por bolhas de pus — de professor.

𝒾 𝓃 𝓈 𝓅 ℴ. characters．craig tucker (south park). rue bennet (euphoria). ash lynx (banana fish). phillip gallhagher (shameless). shego (kim impossible). reid (serpent & dove ). nástenka (noites brancas). music． in all my dreams i drown (the devil's carnival). dark is the night (tёмная ночь, lit. dark night).

pés descalços pela manhã ; cesto de roupa suja transbordando ; lençóis bagunçados sobre a cama; livros inacabados ; cinzeiro com cigarros ; o cheiro persistente de café ; mentiras que parecem genuínas ; o eco de um teatro vazio ; pedir desculpas constantemente enquanto repete os mesmos erros ; olheiras ; uma garrafa de whiskey vazia ; um frasco esquecido de analgésicos sobre a pia.

[raging-violets]

Caged Nightingale | Chronicles of Narnia | Chapter 02 - Read on FFN or AO3

Authored by: Rhuben

Rated: T

FULL SUMMARY: [REWRITE] Readjusting to his “old life”, Edmund finds himself drawn back into a Narnia he doesn’t recognize. A Narnia filled with ruin and loss. Much like himself. Feeling like he betrayed his beloved lands for a second time, and haunted by memories of the White Witch, Edmund will do everything he can to extinguish his lingering doubts of his royal title.

Witnessing the effects of war on her father, Issi has dreamt of a life of healing. Following the honeyed voice only she hears - the spirit that leads her straight into becoming a Telmarine prisoner of war – Issi promises to nurture Narnia (whatever that was) the best way she knew how, but found herself rebuilding a King desperate for some sanctuary, all the while fighting off the growing urge to do him and his family harm.

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Excerpt:

Peter had been the first to stop talking about it. He had more important things to worry about, as he had reminded them. Being in touch with their mom. Learning what he could from the professor. If they were to get back to Narnia, he would say, then it would happen when it happened. Still, Edmund could see his frustration in the way he rolled back his shoulders when he was spoken to by teachers, held deep in his eyes when people tried to withhold information from him. Could hear it in the way he wondered why Edmund and Lucy couldn't just "do what they were told" without complaining. Susan had soon followed Peter's example. She was more patient with Edmund and Lucy, and how often she found them in the room with the wardrobe. And how often she would usher them out. She grew out of the more childish games Lucy wanted to play. Quickly, yet gently, stopped discussions on what they "would be doing in Narnia right now" as they had already lived a full live there, and didn't need to dwell on it anymore. After a while, Lucy knew not to bring it up. Yet, Edmund could still find her on occasion, just sitting in the room with the wardrobe, looking up at the big heavy door. Watching. Waiting. Hoping. Would smile a secret smile as a memory came to her. How patient she was with everyone that deemed her to be a little girl with her head up in the clouds. She had never lost faith. It was almost annoying. They were told they wouldn't be away home for long. They were told they would be able to return to Narnia. He had been told he could be made a king, and all he had to do was bring his brother and sisters to Jadis. It had been a year.

Shout out to @purpleyearning​ for the fic cover!

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[james-speaks]

ABOUT:

Hi! I'm James (they/them) and I've recently gotten into podfics! Technically this is my second foray into the hobby (my first being a brief hypefixation in 2018), but I have a lot more interest (and patience) now! I'm looking forward to making more podfics and hopefully meeting some folks in the podfic community. Find me on AO3 here!

MASTERLIST:

Podfics of others' fics

come out and play by peterneds [Marvel, G, Peter/Ned]

peter's cheeks feel frozen over and his lungs burn from the cold air, but it's okay because ned ordered him a hot chocolate, it's okay because he's got gloves on and ned's hand over his own, it's okay because they've got piles and piles of blankets back at home. it's okay because they've got their bed back home. Length: 0:01:45 Recorded: 2024

Disgustingly Rich Brownies for Disgustingly Rich Thieves by Meatball42 [Leverage, G, Eliot & Team]

Eliot’s guide to baking rich, delicious brownies and not getting half the batter eaten before they even make it to the oven. Length: 0:02:58 Recorded: 2024

Podfics of my own fics:

Tightly Knit [HP, T, Sirius/James/Lily]

Sirius struggles, but James and Lily make it better. Length: 0:06:17 Recorded: 2024

we are not perfect, but we'll learn from our mistakes [Gilmore Girls, T, Paris/Rory]

Paris tries to make coffee for Rory with horrible results. Set sometime after season seven but the Revival doesn’t exist here. Length: 0:04:58 Recorded: 2018

All To Reveal A Secret We Can't Hide [Gilmore Girls, G, Lorelai & Rory]

Asexual and Biromantic!Rory coming out to her mom. Set approximately in Season 3, so mentioned Rory/Jess, but no actual Rory/Jess scenes or anything. Length: 0:05:21 Recorded: 2018

Game Night [HP, T, Remus/Sirius]

The one where Remus is pining and there’s alcohol and monopoly involved and Things Happen. Length: 0:06:49 Recorded: 2018

Just Another Thursday Night [HP, T, Remus/Sirius]

The one where Sirius is asexual and awkward and this is all James’s fault, honest. Length: 0:03:12 Recorded: 2018

Cinnamon and Smoke [HP, T, Remus/Sirius]

Mankind has made many great contributions to society and the world: the wheel, modern medicine, and public education. The best, at least as far as Remus Lupin is concerned, are cinnamon chewing gum, cigarettes, and leather. His obsession and subsequent mental declaration that they were the pinnacle of human creativity revolve around one Sirius Black. Length: 0:05:22 Recorded: 2018

[anthropomorphics-archive]

Cutey Bunny Issue 2 is up!

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Saturday 02 December Mixtape 401 “Sad Palms EXCLUSIVE” Ambient, Drone, Experimental Electronic, Electroacoustic, Space music Tuesdays & Saturdays. Support the artists and labels. Don't forget to subscribe or tip so future shows can bloom.

Trevlad Sounds-Welcome in you wonderful listener 00:00

Philippe Blache-Contra Spem Spero 00:31

Antarctic Wastelands, Julia Gjertsen, Snufmumriko, anthéne & Logic Moon-Sculpture 2 (by zarr.) 06:09

TALsounds-Palms 11:56

HHNOI-A Scrambled Anthem 17:25

Halftribe & awakened souls-Upstream 20:51

Lauge-Frazil Ice (Sebby Kowal Recycle) 23:48

Field Lines Cartographer-Golden Hour 27:45

Julie Byrne, Laugh Cry Laugh-'22 35:03

André 3000-That Night In Hawaii When I Turned Into A Panther And Started Making These Low Register Purring Tones That I Couldn't Control … Sh¥t Was Wild 36:43

Listening Center-An Opening, Like a Tunnel 46:17

Peter Bark, Rhucle-Dream Night 54:01

OVRSCN-II 56:24

The South Coast Synth Ensemble-By The River 1:02:38

Anenon-Maine Piano 1:06:07

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As the planet gets hotter, more people use air conditioners to keep cool. Running these takes lots of energy, which means emissions that then further speed up global warming. Rethinking our architecture and using more efficient cooling technologies could help us break this vicious circle.

#PlanetA #AirConditioner #GlobalWarming

Credits:

Reporter: Beatrice Christofaro

Video Editor: Markus Mörtz

Supervising Editors: Kiyo Dörrer, Malte Rohwer-Kahlmann

We're destroying our environment at an alarming rate. But it doesn't need to be this way. Our new channel Planet A explores the shift towards an eco-friendly world — and challenges our ideas about what dealing with climate change means. We look at the big and the small: What we can do and how the system needs to change. Every Friday we'll take a truly global look at how to get us out of this mess.

Read more:

A sustainable cooling handbook for cities:

https://www.unep.org/resources/report...

Report on the future of cooling:

https://www.iea.org/reports/the-futur...

Medellín's interconnected green corridors:

https://www.c40knowledgehub.org/s/art...

Go-to guide for sustainable district cooling:

https://www.iea.org/articles/the-go-t...

Special thanks (for research support):

Ulises Bobadilla y Jiménez

Peter Farag

Chapters:

00:00 Intro

00:54 The history of ACs

02:38 The dilemma

03:33 Cooler cities

04:43 Cooler buildings

07:34 Better ACs

10:22 District cooling

11:48 Conclusion

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Daily Scripture Readings and Lives of the Saints for Wednesday, July 02, 2025

Fast Day (Wine and Oil Allowed)

Feasts and Saints celebrated today:

Deposition of the Precious Robe of the Theotokos in Blachernae

Synaxis of the Most Holy Theotokos of the Orphan

Juvenal, Patriarch of Jerusalem

Juvenal the Protomartyr of America & Alaska

John Maximovitch, Archbishop of Shanghai and San Francisco

Readings for today:

St. Paul's Letter to the Hebrews 9:1-7

Luke 1:39-49, 56

Deposition of the Precious Robe of the Theotokos in Blachernae

Reading from the Synaxarion:

During the reign of Leo the Great (457-474) two patricians and brethren on a pilgrimage to the Holy Land lodged with an old widow, a Christian of Jewish descent. Seeing the many miracles wrought at a small shrine in her house, they pressed her until she revealed to them that she had raiment of the most holy Theotokos kept in a small coffer. Our Lady had had two virgins in her lifetime who attended upon her; before her holy dormition, she gave each of them one of her divine garments as a blessing. This old widow was of the family of one of those two virgins, and it had come through the generations into her hands. With the permission of God, that this holy relic might be had for the profit of many, the two men took the garment by stealth and brought it to Blachernae near Constantinople, and building a church in honor of the Apostles Peter and Mark, they secretly enshrined the garment therein. But here again, because of the multitude of miracles that were worked, it became known to t he Emperor Leo, and a magnificent church was built, as some say, by that same Leo, but according to others, by his predecessors Marcian and Pulcheria, and enlarged by Leo when the holy raiment was found. The Emperor Justin the Younger completed the church, which the Emperor Romanus IV Diogenes raised up immediately again after it had burned in 1070. It burned again in 1434, and from that time it remained a small house of prayer together with the renowned holy spring. After the seventh century, the name Blachernae was given to other churches and monasteries by their pious founders out of reverence for this famous church in Constantinople. In this church John Catacuzene was crowned in 1345; also, the Council against Acindynus, the follower of Barlaam, was convoked here (see the Second Sunday of the Great Fast).

Apolytikion of Robe of the Theotokos in the Plagal of the Fourth Tone

O Ever-Virgin Theotokos, shelter of mankind, thou hast bestowed upon thy people a mighty investure, even thine immaculate body's raiment and sash, which by thy seedless childbirth have remained incorrupt; for in thee nature and time are made new. Wherefore, we implore thee to grant peace to the world, and great mercy to our souls.

Kontakion of Robe of the Theotokos in the Fourth Tone

O godly shelter that dost cover all mankind, the sacred robe that covered thy sacred body hast thou bestowed on all the faithful graciously, O pure Virgin, as a robe of divine incorruption. As we celebrate with love its august deposition, we cry to thee with fear, O graced of God: Rejoice, O modest one, boast of the Christian race.

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Apolytikion of Robe of the Theotokos (c) Holy Transfiguration Monastery, Brookline, MA

Kontakion of Robe of the Theotokos (c) Holy Transfiguration Monastery, Brookline, MA

Juvenal the Protomartyr of America & Alaska

Reading from the Synaxarion:

Saint Juvenal was (together with Saint Herman; see Dec. 12) a member of the first mission sent from Russia to proclaim the Gospel in the New World. He was a priest-monk, and a zealous follower of the Apostles, and baptized hundreds of the natives of Alaska. He was martyred by enraged pagans in 1796.

Apolytikion of Juvenal the Protomartyr of America in the Fourth Tone

Striving to free men from the darkness of idols, thou didst break forth bright as the sun as a Martyr when thou wast slaughtered for professing Christ, O Juvenal. Wherefore, as thou lookest down like a star out of Heaven, shine on us with beams of joy, for thick gloom doth surround us, thou who art splendid with the light of Christ, the Sun of Righteousness, Whom thou didst preach to all.

Kontakion of Juvenal the Protomartyr of America in the Fourth Tone

As the first to grace our land, O sacred Martyr, with confession unto death, keep us who honour thee with hymns in the confession of Jesus Christ, O righteous Father, most ven'rable Juvenal.

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Kontakion of Juvenal the Protomartyr of America (c) Holy Transfiguration Monastery, Brookline, MA

John Maximovitch, Archbishop of Shanghai and San Francisco

Reading from the Synaxarion:

The Holy Hierarch John Maximovitch was born in the Kharkov region in 1896, and reposed in Seattle in 1966. In 1921, during the Russian Civil War, his family fled to Belgrade, joining the ranks of Russian exiles in Serbia, where he later became a monk and was ordained priest. In 1934 he was made Bishop of Shanghai, where he served until the Communists came to power. Thereafter he ministered in Europe, serving as Bishop first in Paris then in Brussels, until he became Archbishop of San Francisco in 1962. Throughout his life he was revered as a strict ascetic, a devoted man of prayer, and a truly wondrous unmercenary healer of all manner of afflictions and woes. He served the Divine Liturgy daily, slept little more than an hour a day, and kept a strict fast until the evening. It is doubtful that any one man gave so much protection and comfort as he to the Russian Orthodox people in exile after the Revolution of 1917; he was an unwearying and watchful shepherd of his sheep in China, t he Philippines, Europe, and America. Through his missionary labors he also brought into the Church many who had not been "of this fold." Since his repose in 1966, he has been especially glorified by God through signs and miracles, and his body has remained incorrupt.

Apolytikion of John Maximovitch in the Plagal of the First Tone

Like a spiritual daystar in heaven's firmament, * thou didst encompass the whole world and didst enlighten men's souls. * Hence, thy name is glorified throughout the East and West, * for thou didst shine forth with the grace * of the Sun of Righteousness, O John, our beloved shepherd. * Wherefore, cease not to entreat Christ, that He show mercy and redeem our souls.

Kontakion of John Maximovitch in the Plagal of the Fourth Tone

To thee, the pastor and protector of a countless host * of homeless orphans, widows, paupers, and afflicted souls, * do we offer anthems born of love and thanksgiving. * As a hierarch filled with grace and zeal for piety, * do thou save us from the foes of apostolic truth, * for we cry to thee: * Rejoice, O great wonderworker John.

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Prayer Before Reading Scripture

Shine within our hearts, loving Master, the pure light of Your divine knowledge and open the eyes of our minds that we may comprehend the message of Your Gospel. Instill in us also reverence for Your blessed commandments, so that having conquered all sinful desires, we may pursue a spiritual life, thinking and doing all those things that are pleasing to You. For You, Christ our God, are the light of our souls and bodies, and to You we give glory together with Your Father who is without beginning and Your all holy, good, and life giving Spirit, now and forever and to the ages of ages. Amen.

Epistle Reading

The Reading is from St. Paul's Letter to the Hebrews 9:1-7

BRETHREN, the first covenant had regulations for worship and an earthly sanctuary. For a tent was prepared, the outer one, in which were the lampstand and the table and the bread of the Presence; it is called the Holy Place. Behind the second curtain stood a tent called the Holy of Holies, having the golden altar of incense and the ark of the covenant covered on all sides with gold, which contained a golden urn holding the manna, and Aaron's rod that budded, and the tables of the covenant; above it were the cherubim of glory overshadowing the mercy seat. Of these things we cannot now speak in detail. These preparations having thus been made, the priests go continually into the outer tent, performing their ritual duties; but into the second only the high priest goes, and he but once a year, and not without taking blood which he offers for himself and for the errors of the people.

Gospel Reading

The Reading is from the Gospel According to Luke 1:39-49, 56

In those days, Mary arose and went with haste into the hill country, to a city of Judah, and she entered the house of Zacharias and greeted Elizabeth. And when Elizabeth heard the greeting of Mary, the babe leaped in her womb; and Elizabeth was filled with the Holy Spirit and she exclaimed with a loud cry, "Blessed are you among women, and blessed is the fruit of your womb! And why is this granted me, that the mother of my Lord should come to me? For behold, when the voice of your greeting came to my ears, the babe in my womb leaped for joy. And blessed is she who believed that there would be a fulfillment of what was spoken to her from the Lord."

And Mary said, "My soul magnifies the Lord, and my spirit rejoices in God my Savior, for he has regarded the low estate of his handmaiden. For behold, henceforth all generations will call me blessed; for he who is mighty has done great things for me, and holy is his name." And Mary remained with her about three months, and return ed to her home.

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SubRip Subtitle text for Leverage: Redemption 3x3 - "The Scared Stiff Job"

1 00:00:00,167 --> 00:00:02,086 [rhythmic beeping]

2 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:08,592 [cries]

3 00:00:09,385 --> 00:00:12,096 I'm going to miss you so much, Dad.

4 00:00:13,097 --> 00:00:16,851 [cries] But your grandson will carry on your name.

5 00:00:17,393 --> 00:00:18,728 I promise.

6 00:00:18,811 --> 00:00:20,813 [beeping continues]

7 00:00:21,897 --> 00:00:23,858 [sniffles, cries]

8 00:00:26,110 --> 00:00:28,154 [grunting]

9 00:00:28,237 --> 00:00:29,238 [sighs]

10 00:00:29,780 --> 00:00:32,283 -[steady beep] -[crying]

11 00:00:40,124 --> 00:00:42,084 -[person] Sorry. Excuse me. Pardon me. -[daughter] Wait.

12 00:00:42,168 --> 00:00:44,503 -[relative] Who are these people? -We're not done saying goodbye.

13 00:00:44,587 --> 00:00:46,130 Hi. Pete Luna. Gift of Time.

14 00:00:46,213 --> 00:00:48,591 So sorry, sweetheart. Gotta move fast with these things.

15 00:00:48,674 --> 00:00:50,009 -Gisele? -What things?

16 00:00:50,092 --> 00:00:51,927 -Prepare to move the client. -Your dad didn't tell you?

17 00:00:52,011 --> 00:00:54,513 Tell me what? Stop! That's my father!

18 00:00:54,597 --> 00:00:57,099 And if you ever loved him, you don't want to do that.

19 00:00:57,183 --> 00:01:00,269 None of this works if we don't get the body cooled down ASAP.

20 00:01:00,352 --> 00:01:01,687 None of what works?

21 00:01:01,771 --> 00:01:03,481 -Cryonics. -[employee 1] Let's get this ice moving.

22 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:05,065 -You know, like Ted Williams? -What?

23 00:01:05,149 --> 00:01:07,234 A lot of people think Disney did it. That's an urban legend.

24 00:01:07,318 --> 00:01:09,570 -You're not freezing my father. -No. We call it vitrification.

25 00:01:09,653 --> 00:01:11,113 I don't care what you call it.

26 00:01:11,197 --> 00:01:13,699 We are his family, and we decide what happens to his body.

27 00:01:13,783 --> 00:01:15,326 -Yeah. No. -[employee 2] Ready for prep.

28 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:17,661 See, your, uh, dad, he signed a contract.

29 00:01:17,745 --> 00:01:19,830 -Wait. [cries] -[Peter] Here, this one is your copy.

30 00:01:19,914 --> 00:01:21,248 Excuse me. Um.

31 00:01:21,791 --> 00:01:23,334 Yeah, feel free to bring that to your attorney,

32 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:25,795 but I assure you all the i's are dotted and the t's are crossed.

33 00:01:25,878 --> 00:01:27,046 But don't worry.

34 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:29,381 Your father's body will be safe with us.

35 00:01:29,924 --> 00:01:31,801 -[inhales deeply] -So long as you pay the storage fees.

36 00:01:32,384 --> 00:01:33,928 Storage fees?

37 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:37,681 [sighs]

38 00:01:59,537 --> 00:02:00,830 [Sophie] Storage fees?

39 00:02:00,913 --> 00:02:03,707 What Luna didn't tell us that day was that, at the seven year mark,

40 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:05,292 those fees would balloon.

41 00:02:05,835 --> 00:02:07,378 There's a "trigger" in the contract,

42 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:09,713 which I'm sure my father signed under duress.

43 00:02:09,797 --> 00:02:11,924 You don't think he signed on his own free will?

44 00:02:12,007 --> 00:02:15,678 I never once heard my father mention anything about cryonics.

45 00:02:16,178 --> 00:02:17,304 You think he was manipulated?

46 00:02:17,388 --> 00:02:20,015 -Hey, Mom! -You rascal. Get over here. [chuckles]

47 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:22,601 I didn't know it at the time,

48 00:02:23,102 --> 00:02:25,187 but the day I told my dad I was pregnant

49 00:02:25,271 --> 00:02:28,649 was the very same day he got his terminal cancer diagnosis.

50 00:02:28,732 --> 00:02:31,360 It was also the same day he signed that evil contract.

51 00:02:31,443 --> 00:02:32,444 [Sophie] Huh.

52 00:02:32,528 --> 00:02:36,073 Peter Luna preyed on your father in his darkest hour.

53 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:39,159 My dad was not some narcissist who wanted to live forever.

54 00:02:41,370 --> 00:02:42,913 -No. -[scoffs]

55 00:02:42,997 --> 00:02:46,542 He just… he wanted to believe that he could meet his grandchild.

56 00:02:46,625 --> 00:02:49,628 And now, his body storage fees are bankrupting us.

57 00:02:50,796 --> 00:02:52,965 My mom and dad started this nursery from scratch

58 00:02:53,048 --> 00:02:54,758 after they emigrated from Madagascar.

59 00:02:54,842 --> 00:02:56,302 It's the family business.

60 00:02:56,385 --> 00:02:58,679 By the end of the month, it'll belong to Peter Luna.

61 00:02:58,762 --> 00:03:00,556 Not the outcome your father would have wanted.

62 00:03:01,098 --> 00:03:02,266 It's the opposite.

63 00:03:02,766 --> 00:03:04,727 Family was everything to my dad.

64 00:03:05,436 --> 00:03:06,770 Let me tell you something.

65 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:08,105 You see that banana tree?

66 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:13,152 In Madagascar, there's an old folktale my dad used to tell us all the time.

67 00:03:13,235 --> 00:03:17,489 When God created the first man and woman, he gave them a choice in how they died.

68 00:03:17,573 --> 00:03:20,576 They could either die like the moon, or like the banana tree.

69 00:03:20,659 --> 00:03:23,037 The moon dies every month and is resurrected

70 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:24,622 in a cycle that repeats forever.

71 00:03:25,289 --> 00:03:28,584 The banana tree dies only once and is gone forever.

72 00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:32,087 But before it dies it sends out little green shoots

73 00:03:32,171 --> 00:03:33,881 that become new banana trees.

74 00:03:36,008 --> 00:03:37,968 And here's your little green shoot.

75 00:03:38,052 --> 00:03:39,303 Exactly. [sniffles]

76 00:03:41,055 --> 00:03:42,389 Can you help us?

77 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:49,146 Peter Luna.

78 00:03:49,647 --> 00:03:50,731 He seems nice.

79 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,108 He trawls oncology wards,

80 00:03:53,192 --> 00:03:57,112 looking for patients who have just been given a terminal diagnosis.

81 00:03:57,196 --> 00:04:02,117 He convinces them that they're gonna be resurrected in the very near future

82 00:04:02,201 --> 00:04:05,245 when medical technology is advanced enough to save them.

83 00:04:05,329 --> 00:04:07,831 Despite the fact that no one's ever been revived

84 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:11,585 and the technology doesn't work, he gets them to sign on the dotted line.

85 00:04:11,669 --> 00:04:17,466 And after they die, he slowly bankrupts the family until he owns it all.

86 00:04:17,967 --> 00:04:18,968 Including the body.

87 00:04:19,051 --> 00:04:20,552 Why does he keep all the bodies?

88 00:04:20,636 --> 00:04:23,097 Mmm. That's a question with no good answer.

89 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:25,057 Well, I hate to be the bearer of bad news,

90 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:27,184 but I have reviewed the contract, and it is solid.

91 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:28,852 What he's doing is all perfectly legal.

92 00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:29,979 Of course it is.

93 00:04:30,062 --> 00:04:33,899 Because the US isn't so much a country as it is a giant Ponzi scheme.

94 00:04:33,983 --> 00:04:36,944 Now, people have a right to decide what to do with their body after they die.

95 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:39,363 What if I said I wanted to be taxidermied like…

96 00:04:40,364 --> 00:04:41,699 that, and installed right about there?

97 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:44,702 I would respect your choice. Probably never come back here again.

98 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:45,995 Oh, FYI.

99 00:04:46,078 --> 00:04:47,705 You can do whatever you want with my meat sack.

100 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:50,749 Hardison and I won't be needing ours anymore once we get our robot bodies,

101 00:04:50,833 --> 00:04:51,834 thank you very much.

102 00:04:51,917 --> 00:04:53,669 -[both] Meat sack? -Mmm.

103 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:56,630 Eliot?

104 00:04:56,714 --> 00:05:00,467 Oh, he wants to be torn apart and eaten by a pack of wolves,

105 00:05:00,551 --> 00:05:03,721 so he can be a part of the pack forever, for every generation to come.

106 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:05,347 How do you know that?

107 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:07,599 I never said that out loud.

108 00:05:09,893 --> 00:05:11,437 I was just gonna go with cremated,

109 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:13,355 but the wolf thing sounds… That sounds cool.

110 00:05:13,439 --> 00:05:14,940 What about you, Sophie?

111 00:05:15,524 --> 00:05:17,443 I just want to be buried beside Nate.

112 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:20,279 I didn't expect this job to affect me so much…

113 00:05:20,362 --> 00:05:23,866 'Cause, Parker, yeah, our bodies are just vessels.

114 00:05:24,575 --> 00:05:26,952 But they're vessels that we love.

115 00:05:27,036 --> 00:05:29,663 That we live with.

116 00:05:30,414 --> 00:05:33,959 If… If anyone were to steal Nate's body, I…

117 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:36,211 [chuckles]

118 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:40,883 Laying our loved ones to rest,

119 00:05:40,966 --> 00:05:45,012 in whatever way feels right, it gives us rest too.

120 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:46,972 I'm sorry, I--

121 00:05:47,056 --> 00:05:49,141 Don't apologize. You're right.

122 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:51,769 Let's give this guy hell.

123 00:05:53,645 --> 00:05:55,898 [gasps] We should Christmas carol him.

124 00:05:56,648 --> 00:05:58,442 We're not doing the Christmas carol thing.

125 00:05:58,525 --> 00:05:59,902 You know how many times Hardison tried that.

126 00:05:59,985 --> 00:06:01,195 There's too many moving parts.

127 00:06:01,278 --> 00:06:03,655 Okay. So Hardison couldn't.

128 00:06:03,739 --> 00:06:08,368 No. It's too soon to be pitching cons. We need to investigate this guy further.

129 00:06:09,578 --> 00:06:10,996 Oh, yeah.

130 00:06:12,915 --> 00:06:14,374 [Breanna] I got into the security cameras.

131 00:06:14,458 --> 00:06:16,585 There are five other businesses besides Peter Luna's.

132 00:06:16,668 --> 00:06:19,004 I can't believe such a normal looking building

133 00:06:19,088 --> 00:06:21,632 is housing an army of sub-zero undead.

134 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:25,803 Yeah. Well, most military cryonics research facilities are all the same.

135 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:27,721 The normal buildings are upstairs.

136 00:06:27,805 --> 00:06:29,556 Labs, they're in the basement.

137 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:31,892 Just in case something goes wrong, they can lock it down.

138 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:34,728 Wait, are you telling me you've fought zombies?

139 00:06:34,812 --> 00:06:36,230 Oh. Yeah.

140 00:06:36,939 --> 00:06:40,150 All right. Breanna tracked flowers going to Peter Luna's office.

141 00:06:41,819 --> 00:06:43,904 -That's our ticket. [grunts] -[sighs]

142 00:06:43,987 --> 00:06:45,989 -[Parker gasps] -We didn't rehearse a slap.

143 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:48,325 You think it's funny? Humiliating me like that?

144 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,285 Babe. Babe. I-I-I didn't even notice it, okay?

145 00:06:50,369 --> 00:06:51,912 I-I don't know what I'm doing. I'm an idiot.

146 00:06:51,995 --> 00:06:53,872 Course you didn't. 'Cause you only think of yourself.

147 00:06:53,956 --> 00:06:55,290 Oh, right on time, my flowers.

148 00:06:55,374 --> 00:06:57,376 -Thank you. No, no. I need these. -Ah, ah. I need ID.

149 00:06:57,459 --> 00:06:58,710 I need these.

150 00:06:59,962 --> 00:07:01,713 I left it in the van. Listen to me, okay?

151 00:07:01,797 --> 00:07:04,716 I posted a picture of my wife yesterday and put it on the Internet

152 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:07,010 and she said her hair was messed up. Okay? It looked fine to me.

153 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:09,388 She said something about flyaways. I don't know what those are.

154 00:07:09,471 --> 00:07:12,975 You are the only thing standing in the way of me making up with my wife

155 00:07:13,809 --> 00:07:15,144 and me sleeping on the couch for a week.

156 00:07:15,227 --> 00:07:16,937 So have a heart.

157 00:07:18,856 --> 00:07:20,524 [sighs] Thank you. Thank you.

158 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:25,487 Ma'am. Ma'am.

159 00:07:25,571 --> 00:07:26,905 You need to check in.

160 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:29,116 Ma'am.

161 00:07:29,199 --> 00:07:31,034 Oh, wow.

162 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:32,786 That is a gorgeous chair.

163 00:07:33,287 --> 00:07:35,581 Titanium, huh? Probably light as a feather.

164 00:07:36,248 --> 00:07:38,959 And you got the top-of-the-line power assist unit.

165 00:07:39,042 --> 00:07:41,253 -You know wheelchairs? -Well, I'm a veteran.

166 00:07:41,336 --> 00:07:42,838 So I got a lot of friends in chairs,

167 00:07:42,921 --> 00:07:46,550 but their chairs are not as pretty as yours, I'll tell you that.

168 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:50,679 Then again, my friends are not as pretty as you.

169 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:53,140 Well, that's an awfully sweet thing of you to say.

170 00:07:53,223 --> 00:07:54,766 Just because somebody says something sweet,

171 00:07:54,850 --> 00:07:57,186 doesn't mean it's not true, Ivy.

172 00:07:57,853 --> 00:07:59,229 How are you with electronics?

173 00:07:59,771 --> 00:08:00,898 I'm all right.

174 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:02,482 Maybe after I get these flowers dropped off,

175 00:08:02,566 --> 00:08:04,026 you could help me with my phone?

176 00:08:04,109 --> 00:08:05,319 What's wrong with your phone?

177 00:08:06,612 --> 00:08:08,071 Well, your number's not in there.

178 00:08:12,701 --> 00:08:14,912 -[gasps] Well, hello there. -Hello.

179 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:17,331 Hi. Um, for Bobbi.

180 00:08:17,414 --> 00:08:18,665 -That's me. -Oh. [chuckles]

181 00:08:18,749 --> 00:08:20,459 Well, flowers for Bobbi.

182 00:08:20,542 --> 00:08:22,753 Oh, I ordered them, but I'm not the recipient.

183 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:24,213 [Peter] Bobbi, get in here!

184 00:08:25,339 --> 00:08:26,673 Would you excuse me, please?

185 00:08:30,969 --> 00:08:32,971 Somebody got you flowers?

186 00:08:33,555 --> 00:08:34,556 I got them for you.

187 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:36,516 Well, Danielle.

188 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:38,852 Isn't today the anniversary?

189 00:08:39,770 --> 00:08:42,147 [Peter] Oh. Right. Yeah. Cool.

190 00:08:42,231 --> 00:08:46,318 -Who is Danielle? -Mmm.

191 00:08:46,401 --> 00:08:47,778 When's my next ice bath treatment?

192 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:49,363 [gasps] Oh, shoot.

193 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,365 Oh, I forgot to schedule it.

194 00:08:54,785 --> 00:08:55,869 [inhales deeply]

195 00:08:57,162 --> 00:09:02,125 I assume this means you also forgot to refill my HGH prescription?

196 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:04,544 -[gasps] Ugh. -Mm-hmm.

197 00:09:04,628 --> 00:09:06,630 [Bobbi] Oh, I'm so sorry. I'll fix it.

198 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:09,675 Afraid of aging/dying.

199 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:10,759 [Sophie] Mm-hmm.

200 00:09:10,842 --> 00:09:13,136 Can I make it up to you with some lunch?

201 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:14,513 Someplace nice, my treat?

202 00:09:14,596 --> 00:09:16,556 No can do. Got an appointment.

203 00:09:17,349 --> 00:09:18,517 Oh.

204 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:20,394 I didn't see anything on your schedule.

205 00:09:20,477 --> 00:09:22,521 No, it's not business, it's personal.

206 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:24,648 Who is he?

207 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:27,276 Or who is she?

208 00:09:29,695 --> 00:09:30,696 Okay.

209 00:09:32,281 --> 00:09:33,532 -Bobbi. -Hmm?

210 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:37,661 [gasps]

211 00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:46,253 Thank you.

212 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:50,132 Miss Unrequited-Crush-On-My-Boss may just be our way in.

213 00:09:50,215 --> 00:09:54,511 Hey, Parker, see if there's access through the neighboring office.

214 00:09:57,848 --> 00:09:59,558 Hi, Garrett.

215 00:09:59,641 --> 00:10:01,101 [chuckles] I'm here for the interview.

216 00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:03,103 Interview? With who?

217 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,647 D'oh. Idiot. I forgot the name.

218 00:10:05,731 --> 00:10:08,108 -Lydia? -Yes. Lydia.

219 00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:10,569 Morning, Gail.

220 00:10:12,571 --> 00:10:13,864 What's up? [pants]

221 00:10:19,870 --> 00:10:21,955 Psst. Do you wanna hear something spooky?

222 00:10:22,039 --> 00:10:23,040 Always.

223 00:10:24,583 --> 00:10:26,626 They're keeping frozen bodies in the basement.

224 00:10:26,710 --> 00:10:28,253 -What? -Yeah.

225 00:10:28,754 --> 00:10:31,214 Like some kind of cryonics thing.

226 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:34,051 I got lost and ended up down there.

227 00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:35,677 Super creepy.

228 00:10:35,761 --> 00:10:38,555 Like, Frankenstein's lab or something.

229 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:39,765 [pants]

230 00:10:40,515 --> 00:10:42,976 I, uh, gotta use the restroom.

231 00:10:43,060 --> 00:10:47,356 So, uh, if Lydia comes out before I get back, will you just tell her?

232 00:10:47,439 --> 00:10:48,774 Course. [sighs]

233 00:10:55,781 --> 00:10:57,908 [client] Come on, man. Don't jerk me around. I need those parts.

234 00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:00,369 [Peter] You'll have them, Tom. I told you, I've have three clients

235 00:11:00,452 --> 00:11:01,787 who are going to default in two weeks.

236 00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:04,039 -And what if they don't? -I'll make sure that they do.

237 00:11:04,623 --> 00:11:05,665 Good.

238 00:11:05,749 --> 00:11:09,252 'Cause I got a retired CEO that wants to take up tennis again and needs tendons.

239 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:12,464 If you don't believe me, Tom, in two weeks you're gonna be swimming in tendons.

240 00:11:12,547 --> 00:11:14,883 [both chuckling]

241 00:11:17,803 --> 00:11:20,389 [Peter] You're gonna be swimming in tendons. [chuckles]

242 00:11:21,765 --> 00:11:23,892 [sighs] You know it's so unfair, Tom.

243 00:11:23,975 --> 00:11:25,977 [sniffs, sighs]

244 00:11:26,061 --> 00:11:31,066 Death is such a sad and sappy, wasteful event.

245 00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:33,777 Now I've single-handedly monetized the entire process,

246 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:37,572 from the moment my client dies, through their seven years of cold storage,

247 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,866 till I sell their bodies for parts.

248 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:44,287 And instead of nominating me for a friggin' Nobel prize,

249 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:46,873 you wanna know what my clients' families do, Tom?

250 00:11:46,957 --> 00:11:51,628 Well, they whine and they complain about me stealing bodies that are lawfully mine.

251 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:55,882 I mean, the future, Tom, is the free market.

252 00:11:55,966 --> 00:11:58,385 I guess we know why he refuses to return the bodies.

253 00:11:58,468 --> 00:11:59,970 He's running a human chop shop.

254 00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:02,764 Not on my bloody watch.

255 00:12:06,435 --> 00:12:09,980 I wanna stop this guy in his tracks, so we hit him hard and fast.

256 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,858 I'm going to pose as a client and get him out of his office.

257 00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:15,610 Parker, you're going to get in and ransack it.

258 00:12:15,694 --> 00:12:17,821 Breanna, you're on digital assets.

259 00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:20,615 Crypto, bank accounts, shell companies.

260 00:12:21,116 --> 00:12:24,703 This creep's wearing a Patek Philippe watch and designer clothing.

261 00:12:24,786 --> 00:12:27,330 He's got money, and we're gonna find it.

262 00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:31,501 Welcome. Come in.

263 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:33,670 Hi. [chuckles]

264 00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:35,338 Um.

265 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:38,967 I am looking for, um… Peter Luna?

266 00:12:39,718 --> 00:12:42,095 Peter's in a meeting right now. But I can help you. I'm Bobbi.

267 00:12:42,179 --> 00:12:43,263 Oh. [chuckles]

268 00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:44,806 Oh.

269 00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:47,642 I don't mean to pry, but are you all right?

270 00:12:47,726 --> 00:12:48,977 [Sophie whimpers]

271 00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:53,523 I'm sorry. I, um… I don't even know… [stutters] …what I'm doing here.

272 00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:56,526 I know nothing about, um, cryonics.

273 00:12:56,610 --> 00:13:00,739 I, uh… [sighs] …I just received some very bad news.

274 00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:02,199 Oh, sweetheart.

275 00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:03,742 I'm so sorry.

276 00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:06,745 -[sighs] Can I get you anything? -Oh.

277 00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:08,872 -Coffee? Water? -[whimpers]

278 00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:12,292 I'll take the elixir of life if you have it.

279 00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:13,376 [chuckles]

280 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,045 If we had it, I'd give it to you.

281 00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:17,130 But I can offer you the next best thing.

282 00:13:17,214 --> 00:13:19,716 Three fingers of good whiskey, that's all right.

283 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:22,010 [laughs] I was talking about time.

284 00:13:22,511 --> 00:13:24,179 That's what cryonics is about.

285 00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:27,891 It's not sci-fi or make-believe, or the elixir of life.

286 00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:32,604 It's the process by which we take back control of the clock.

287 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,231 We?

288 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,357 Oh.

289 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,859 Cryonics is not just my job, it's my passion.

290 00:13:37,943 --> 00:13:38,985 Are you a client as well?

291 00:13:39,069 --> 00:13:40,070 I'm more than that.

292 00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:42,489 I was the company's first investor. [chuckles]

293 00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:44,324 How did you get into it?

294 00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:45,408 [inhales sharply]

295 00:13:46,535 --> 00:13:50,872 Many years ago, my boss Peter… Oh, he's a genius.

296 00:13:50,956 --> 00:13:53,833 Well, he was married to this woman named Danielle.

297 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:57,254 She was an ER nurse who was exposed to hepatitis C

298 00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:58,755 while she was treating a patient.

299 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,507 [sighs] She died ten years ago.

300 00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:02,968 Three months before the cure was announced.

301 00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:04,386 [sighs]

302 00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:07,222 -If only she'd had a bit more time. -Yes.

303 00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:08,890 Yes.

304 00:14:08,974 --> 00:14:11,351 She could have lived a long, healthy life.

305 00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:14,312 When I met Peter and he told me that story…

306 00:14:14,396 --> 00:14:18,441 [inhales deeply] …I knew that cryonics was my mission in life.

307 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,694 So much unnecessary suffering could be avoided

308 00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:22,779 if we could only give people more time.

309 00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:25,073 [sighs]

310 00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:27,534 Peter still hasn't gotten over losing Danielle.

311 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:31,162 But, thanks to cryonics, he's got all the time in the world to do it.

312 00:14:31,246 --> 00:14:33,123 And I'll be waiting when he does…

313 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,002 In a work-related sense.

314 00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:40,213 -Oh. -And you can have that time too.

315 00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:43,883 -[Peter] Call me tomorrow. -[Tom] Mm-hmm.

316 00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:48,013 Why, hello.

317 00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:51,641 I see you've met my girl Friday. Isn't she great?

318 00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:55,312 Why don't you step into my office, so we can talk turkey.

319 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,439 -[Bobbi chuckles] -[chuckles]

320 00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:10,076 Now, if you've spent any time at all researching the cryonics space,

321 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:14,539 you'll find that our prices are much more affordable than our competitors.

322 00:15:14,623 --> 00:15:16,166 How do you manage that? [chuckles]

323 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,668 Oh, not gonna lie, it's a struggle.

324 00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:20,795 I've gone without a meal more than once,

325 00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:26,301 but I believe that it is my calling to democratize cryonics.

326 00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:29,137 The gift of time.

327 00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:32,599 Well, it should be just that. A gift.

328 00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:35,185 Not something sold to the highest bidder.

329 00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:40,607 A future where only wealthy elites have access to life-extending technology,

330 00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:42,233 that's no future at all.

331 00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:44,861 Cryonics should be for the everyday folks too.

332 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:48,531 The moms and pops who keep our great country running.

333 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,617 Folks like you. And me.

334 00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:54,412 And even Bobbi.

335 00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:56,790 [sighs]

336 00:15:57,332 --> 00:15:59,959 Now, what do I gotta do to get you into a contract today?

337 00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:04,673 I'm sorry, I… [inhales deeply] …I don't think I can do this today.

338 00:16:04,756 --> 00:16:06,007 Hey, hey, hey, what's wrong?

339 00:16:06,091 --> 00:16:09,010 Uh, uh, look, it all sounds wonderful in theory,

340 00:16:09,094 --> 00:16:12,013 but… [stutters] …I think I should come back another day, take a look around.

341 00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:15,892 I-I just keep imagining myself in an ice tray in the back of a freezer.

342 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,644 Oh… [chuckles]

343 00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:19,688 No, I completely understand.

344 00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:21,648 It's not like that. It's very state of the art.

345 00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:22,982 Matter of fact,

346 00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:25,151 why don't I take you downstairs, give you a tour right now?

347 00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:27,529 Huh. [sighs]

348 00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:31,825 [Peter] I'm gonna be taking her down for a tour.

349 00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:37,455 -[elevator dings] -Gave me a…

350 00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:40,291 Hey! What the hell are you doing?

351 00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:43,336 Don't come back or I'm calling the cops!

352 00:16:43,962 --> 00:16:46,005 Just how secure is this facility?

353 00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:49,509 Uh. You know, I assure you, th-that's never happened before.

354 00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:51,803 Uh. It's Bobbi's fault.

355 00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:53,304 I will talk to her.

356 00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:55,348 Come on.

357 00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:04,399 [Sophie] Ah.

358 00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:06,651 Is-is-is there a dead body in each of these?

359 00:17:06,735 --> 00:17:07,777 [Peter] Oh, no, ma'am.

360 00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:13,783 Just temporarily vitrified clients awaiting reanimation.

361 00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:16,536 They may be legally dead… [inhales deeply] …but not to us.

362 00:17:17,162 --> 00:17:19,372 Miss Chang. Looking radiant as ever.

363 00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:21,249 Mr. Anderson. Ooh!

364 00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:23,376 Cold enough for ya? [chuckles]

365 00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:27,255 Oh, so… why do you need an operating room?

366 00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:29,841 Aren't the clients already dead when they arrive?

367 00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:32,093 It's for when we revive them, of course.

368 00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:35,054 -[shivers] -[Breanna] Okay.

369 00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:37,766 The only money I can find with Peter Luna's name on it

370 00:17:37,849 --> 00:17:41,561 is a savings account with a measly $2,000 in it.

371 00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:45,148 That's not bespoke suit money. Where's this guy keeping his cash?

372 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:46,232 [Parker] Not here.

373 00:17:46,858 --> 00:17:48,359 And not cash.

374 00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:57,285 So we're dealing with a guy who's purposely defrauding clients and--

375 00:17:57,368 --> 00:18:00,163 -I'm gonna have to stop you right there. -You're about to tell us it's legal again.

376 00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:01,790 -Afraid so. -'Merica.

377 00:18:01,873 --> 00:18:03,249 Peter's not defrauding anybody

378 00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:05,168 because he's not falsely representing what he's doing.

379 00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,128 He's just burying it deep in that legalese

380 00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:09,506 so that all the desperate clients that he targets

381 00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:13,176 don't notice the payment increases or that they lose the bodies if there's a default.

382 00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:15,845 He's skimming off body parts like old classic cars.

383 00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:19,432 Exactly. Now, you can't sell blood or organs for transplant,

384 00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:23,978 but if the cadaver is legally obtained, you can sell it for, as you say, parts.

385 00:18:24,479 --> 00:18:25,814 Who are the buyers?

386 00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:29,442 Ah. Well, research institutes, medical schools,

387 00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:31,402 CEOs with tennis…

388 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:33,905 elbow… It's a lot of people, check it out.

389 00:18:33,988 --> 00:18:36,366 So knees go for about 650 bucks a pop.

390 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:40,078 A hand, forearm, shoulder combo, that'll run you 900 bucks.

391 00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:42,205 A spinal column costs about the same.

392 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:44,874 A heart'll set you back 500 bucks. Same thing as a kidney.

393 00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:48,253 Corneas, that's actually in very high demand.

394 00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:50,922 Um, a pair of those go for $6,000.

395 00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:53,967 A brain for 600, add a zero and you can get the whole…

396 00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:57,387 intact… head.

397 00:18:57,887 --> 00:19:00,014 There's 4,000 tendons in the human body.

398 00:19:00,098 --> 00:19:02,934 And those can cost up to $1,000 a piece.

399 00:19:04,394 --> 00:19:06,729 So, yeah. There's a market.

400 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:07,814 Well…

401 00:19:09,232 --> 00:19:12,151 Luckily for Gisele and her family… [sighs]

402 00:19:12,235 --> 00:19:14,988 …legal-yet-morally-depraved is exactly in our wheelhouse.

403 00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:17,323 Hey, Parker. Show them what you found.

404 00:19:17,407 --> 00:19:20,869 Ah. A receipt. For a currency-to-gold transaction.

405 00:19:20,952 --> 00:19:22,620 Gold? What is this, the Wild West?

406 00:19:22,704 --> 00:19:25,498 All those guys hoard gold. It's part of the whole libertarian thing.

407 00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:27,959 If civilization goes down, you got the physical asset.

408 00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:29,878 But the physical assets take up space,

409 00:19:29,961 --> 00:19:32,297 so where's he hiding this big ol' box of gold?

410 00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:36,384 Well, that's a good question because I did a deep dive to find Pete's assets.

411 00:19:36,885 --> 00:19:38,928 And while he doesn't keep a whole bunch of cash on hand,

412 00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:42,223 he holds title to seven properties in a 50-mile radius,

413 00:19:42,307 --> 00:19:45,810 one of which is 18 acres of straight-up swamp.

414 00:19:45,894 --> 00:19:48,187 All right, well it's gonna take us years to search all that.

415 00:19:48,271 --> 00:19:54,444 Oh. Little Miss Bobbi was wearing a Laura Ashley dress from 1992 and a Timex.

416 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,529 And she didn't seem to know who Tendon Tom was.

417 00:19:56,613 --> 00:20:01,576 So I'm guessing she's in the dark about Pete's sick little side hustle.

418 00:20:01,659 --> 00:20:04,329 -And if we could turn her-- -Not so fast.

419 00:20:04,412 --> 00:20:05,413 Breanna.

420 00:20:06,748 --> 00:20:09,208 Okay. Remember those flowers that Bobbi bought for Peter?

421 00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:12,462 Well, they were actually for Peter's dead wife's grave.

422 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,756 Yeah. Bobbi's down bad for Peter.

423 00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:17,675 Well, if we try and turn her, she's just gonna flip more to his side.

424 00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:19,093 [blows raspberry] Okay.

425 00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:21,679 The floor is open for con pitches.

426 00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:23,514 -Flying Dutchman. -Too messy.

427 00:20:23,598 --> 00:20:24,515 Alligator Alley?

428 00:20:24,599 --> 00:20:27,143 Where are we gonna find a team of oxen two days before Christmas?

429 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,020 -The Sister Wives? -Not in this economy.

430 00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:30,104 We could run The Burning Man.

431 00:20:30,188 --> 00:20:32,523 You know, use the bonfires on the levee for Christmas Eve.

432 00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:33,858 [chains jingle]

433 00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:39,072 We can't Christmas carol him.

434 00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:41,157 Which Christmas carol are we trying to do again? Huh?

435 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,283 Ooh! Ooh! How about…

436 00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:47,956 ♪ Good King Wenceslas looked out On the feast of Stephen ♪

437 00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:49,540 -No, Parker. No. -♪ What? ♪

438 00:20:49,624 --> 00:20:51,459 A Christmas Carol.

439 00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:53,836 Like the Dickens story? You know the one, with the three ghosts.

440 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,880 They meet Ebenezer Scrooge for Christmas Eve and they…

441 00:20:55,964 --> 00:20:58,424 they… um, show him the error of his ways and they, um,

442 00:20:58,508 --> 00:21:01,135 convince him to embrace the generosity of the Christmas spirit all year long.

443 00:21:01,219 --> 00:21:02,387 How do you not know this? Are you…

444 00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:03,888 -Seriously? -I didn't have parents.

445 00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:05,807 I didn't either, but there's, like, a ton of books.

446 00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:08,351 -I'm not much of a reader. -And, like, 11 film adaptations.

447 00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:10,269 -Doesn't ring a bell. -You know "Good King Wenceslas",

448 00:21:10,353 --> 00:21:12,689 but you do not know A Christmas Carol?

449 00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:16,526 Have to remember, Parker was essentially feral when we met her.

450 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:18,987 We can't Christmas Carol him because we don't do ghosts, okay.

451 00:21:19,070 --> 00:21:21,364 -He's never going to believe in a ghost. -No, but you don't get it.

452 00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:22,448 You don't get it.

453 00:21:22,991 --> 00:21:26,911 In my plan, Peter is the ghost.

454 00:21:27,412 --> 00:21:28,997 I hate to discourage you,

455 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:32,083 but this is a guy that uses dead grandpas to bankrupt single moms.

456 00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:34,627 I'm not sure we're gonna change his heart. I'm not sure he has a heart.

457 00:21:34,711 --> 00:21:36,170 Well, we don't need to change him.

458 00:21:36,754 --> 00:21:38,840 All we have to do is scare him bad enough,

459 00:21:38,923 --> 00:21:41,634 make him lead us to the gold hidden somewhere on his property.

460 00:21:42,885 --> 00:21:44,679 Okay, maestro.

461 00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:47,098 Go ahead and say it.

462 00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:51,227 Let's go steal the ghosts of Christmas.

463 00:22:08,703 --> 00:22:09,871 [shock collar crackles]

464 00:22:16,294 --> 00:22:17,295 Bobbi, honey.

465 00:22:17,378 --> 00:22:19,672 Nothing would make me happier than spending Christmas Eve with you…

466 00:22:19,756 --> 00:22:21,215 -Merry Christmas Eve. -…but I'm swamped.

467 00:22:21,299 --> 00:22:23,801 At this rate I'll be stuck in the office all night.

468 00:22:23,885 --> 00:22:26,095 We'll spend New Year's Eve together, okay? Gotta go.

469 00:22:26,179 --> 00:22:27,305 Watch it, jerk!

470 00:22:43,738 --> 00:22:45,865 [horn honking]

471 00:22:57,085 --> 00:22:58,086 He's dead.

472 00:23:01,798 --> 00:23:03,549 ["Jingle Bells" playing]

473 00:23:03,633 --> 00:23:07,595 Okay. Places, my little choir. The performance is about to begin.

474 00:23:07,678 --> 00:23:09,138 Time to warm up those voices.

475 00:23:09,639 --> 00:23:10,848 Repeat after me.

476 00:23:10,932 --> 00:23:13,726 You know you need unique New York. Red jello, rellow jello.

477 00:23:13,810 --> 00:23:16,145 [Eliot] How about just an update on what's going on in the building?

478 00:23:16,229 --> 00:23:19,774 Sorry, yeah. So we are clear, except for that Christmas Eve party

479 00:23:19,857 --> 00:23:22,110 at the insurance company above Luna's office.

480 00:23:23,569 --> 00:23:25,988 Hey, there's Parker's little goth buddy.

481 00:23:40,169 --> 00:23:41,170 [groans]

482 00:23:43,005 --> 00:23:45,383 Massive errors in cranial reassembly.

483 00:23:47,135 --> 00:23:50,847 Entity likely unsuitable for knowledge work.

484 00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:53,641 [stammers] Where-Where am I?

485 00:23:54,183 --> 00:23:57,395 Who… who-who are you?

486 00:23:59,981 --> 00:24:00,982 [breathes heavily]

487 00:24:02,108 --> 00:24:03,609 [screaming]

488 00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:08,114 [all] Santa! Santa! Santa!

489 00:24:08,197 --> 00:24:10,783 -Damn, Saint Nick, slow down. -[partygoers clamoring]

490 00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:15,663 Okay, Sophie, cue the Ghost of Christmas Past.

491 00:24:15,746 --> 00:24:16,873 Hey.

492 00:24:18,749 --> 00:24:20,168 I'm still alive!

493 00:24:21,919 --> 00:24:23,421 [breathes heavily]

494 00:24:23,504 --> 00:24:25,089 You can't freeze me.

495 00:24:27,383 --> 00:24:28,384 Oh!

496 00:24:29,677 --> 00:24:33,014 Uh, you're not being vitrified. You're being revived.

497 00:24:33,723 --> 00:24:35,600 [Peter] Why is everything so blurry?

498 00:24:35,683 --> 00:24:37,435 That's just your retinas coming back online.

499 00:24:37,518 --> 00:24:39,187 It can take up to 48 hours.

500 00:24:39,270 --> 00:24:40,313 My retinas?

501 00:24:41,647 --> 00:24:43,274 -[scoffs] -Hey,

502 00:24:43,357 --> 00:24:45,943 you're that lady that came by the other day.

503 00:24:46,027 --> 00:24:47,612 [chuckles] The other day?

504 00:24:48,279 --> 00:24:49,614 Oh! [chuckles]

505 00:24:49,697 --> 00:24:51,240 That was 30 years ago.

506 00:24:51,324 --> 00:24:56,454 Well, tragically… [chuckles] …you died in a car accident that Christmas Eve.

507 00:24:58,247 --> 00:24:59,290 But I'm not dead.

508 00:24:59,373 --> 00:25:01,334 No, but you were.

509 00:25:01,417 --> 00:25:02,919 [sucks teeth] So was I, actually.

510 00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:06,547 But death can be reversed and… [inhales sharply]

511 00:25:06,631 --> 00:25:09,592 …they woke me six months ago when they cured cancer.

512 00:25:10,551 --> 00:25:13,137 [inhales sharply] Now I work as a reanimation specialist,

513 00:25:13,221 --> 00:25:17,266 which is just a fancy way of saying that I help others with the reentry process,

514 00:25:17,350 --> 00:25:18,351 such as yourself.

515 00:25:19,310 --> 00:25:21,854 Lady, you're high.

516 00:25:23,814 --> 00:25:25,942 [groans, yells]

517 00:25:26,567 --> 00:25:29,195 Ooh, Mr. Luna.

518 00:25:29,278 --> 00:25:31,405 You must try to calm down.

519 00:25:31,489 --> 00:25:36,702 You're putting an awful lot of pressure on a heart that hasn't beat in three decades.

520 00:25:36,786 --> 00:25:42,959 There have been many advancements, but cryonics only works once.

521 00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:45,795 If you die again, it's for keeps.

522 00:25:46,379 --> 00:25:48,130 Prove it. Prove that I died.

523 00:25:48,214 --> 00:25:49,799 [stammers] But I'm worried about your heart.

524 00:25:49,882 --> 00:25:51,050 Prove it!

525 00:25:51,842 --> 00:25:54,762 Oh, dear. Well, this will be difficult to see.

526 00:25:56,180 --> 00:25:58,557 [reporter] Horrific crash caught on camera.

527 00:25:58,641 --> 00:26:00,101 A black Dodge Charger…

528 00:26:00,184 --> 00:26:02,186 [sucks teeth, sighs] It was terrible.

529 00:26:03,104 --> 00:26:04,355 But at least you didn't suffer.

530 00:26:04,438 --> 00:26:06,691 How come I'm not all messed up?

531 00:26:06,774 --> 00:26:08,693 It was a closed head wound.

532 00:26:08,776 --> 00:26:12,029 Left the rest of you largely unscathed.

533 00:26:12,113 --> 00:26:15,324 I'm told it looked like apple sauce in there.

534 00:26:15,408 --> 00:26:19,120 [chuckles] Isn't science a wonder?

535 00:26:19,203 --> 00:26:22,081 [gasps] Anyway, here's your obituary.

536 00:26:27,503 --> 00:26:28,337 Fair.

537 00:26:28,421 --> 00:26:32,258 I'm afraid this next one may be a-a smidge distressing.

538 00:26:37,054 --> 00:26:39,390 It appears no one showed up for your funeral.

539 00:26:39,974 --> 00:26:41,100 Not even Bobbi.

540 00:26:41,183 --> 00:26:42,310 Bobbi?

541 00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:47,023 That gold digger/stage-V clinger? Yeah, I'm all broken up about it.

542 00:26:49,150 --> 00:26:52,695 Sorry, Father Christmas. This chimney is shut down.

543 00:26:53,904 --> 00:26:57,783 Yo, Eliot, I got a plastered Sinterklaas trying to go downstairs.

544 00:26:57,867 --> 00:27:00,578 I just shut down the elevator, but he's headed to the stairwell.

545 00:27:00,661 --> 00:27:02,872 There's no telling where old Père Noël is gonna go from there.

546 00:27:02,955 --> 00:27:05,458 I told you. There's too many moving parts for this con.

547 00:27:05,541 --> 00:27:07,585 There's too many moving parts in your mouth. [shushes]

548 00:27:08,544 --> 00:27:10,671 Hey, Merry Christmas. [chuckles]

549 00:27:10,755 --> 00:27:11,756 Easy, homey.

550 00:27:12,715 --> 00:27:14,383 -Little too-- Oh! [grunts] -[grunts]

551 00:27:16,093 --> 00:27:18,262 He's more of a Krampus, I guess.

552 00:27:20,473 --> 00:27:22,099 The Peter Luna.

553 00:27:22,183 --> 00:27:23,642 I can't believe it!

554 00:27:23,726 --> 00:27:25,519 What is it the old people say?

555 00:27:26,187 --> 00:27:27,355 I stan you!

556 00:27:27,438 --> 00:27:28,522 No cap! [laughs]

557 00:27:28,606 --> 00:27:29,690 You know who I am?

558 00:27:30,274 --> 00:27:31,859 Oh, you really have no idea.

559 00:27:31,942 --> 00:27:35,654 [inhales sharply] I'm so sorry. Where are my manners?

560 00:27:35,738 --> 00:27:36,906 Ashton Mountebank.

561 00:27:36,989 --> 00:27:40,242 The owner of Gift of Time, Incorporated. Well, the new owner anyway.

562 00:27:40,826 --> 00:27:43,579 My private equity group… Well, one of my private equity groups

563 00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:45,706 bought your biz out of bankruptcy last year.

564 00:27:45,790 --> 00:27:46,832 Funny story.

565 00:27:47,333 --> 00:27:50,961 I had actually forgotten that I had bid in the online auction

566 00:27:51,045 --> 00:27:54,590 until I received the email saying that I had won! [laughs]

567 00:27:55,633 --> 00:27:57,009 But I didn't go bankrupt.

568 00:27:57,093 --> 00:27:58,386 No, you didn't.

569 00:27:58,886 --> 00:27:59,887 But you did die.

570 00:27:59,970 --> 00:28:02,640 And everyone that came after you didn't have your genius.

571 00:28:02,723 --> 00:28:04,100 But you're alive now

572 00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:07,603 and, bro, you're gonna be so psyched to hear how things are now!

573 00:28:08,187 --> 00:28:09,855 Regulations have been slashed.

574 00:28:09,939 --> 00:28:12,024 There are no government agencies.

575 00:28:12,108 --> 00:28:15,861 None. Everything, and I mean everything, is for sale.

576 00:28:15,945 --> 00:28:18,280 I've got a snow leopard in my car right now.

577 00:28:18,364 --> 00:28:21,033 Taxes actually go down the more money you make.

578 00:28:21,117 --> 00:28:23,744 Honestly, I don't know how we got that last one through Congress.

579 00:28:23,828 --> 00:28:27,039 Of course I'm kidding. I do know. It was money and lots of it.

580 00:28:27,123 --> 00:28:28,457 [laughs]

581 00:28:28,541 --> 00:28:29,875 Ayo!

582 00:28:31,127 --> 00:28:32,378 But how are you feeling?

583 00:28:32,461 --> 00:28:34,797 Like I died and went to heaven?

584 00:28:35,923 --> 00:28:39,093 [both laughing]

585 00:28:39,176 --> 00:28:42,721 [chokes, coughs] Hey, pal, can you help me out with this?

586 00:28:42,805 --> 00:28:44,849 -Absolutely. -[clears throat]

587 00:28:45,433 --> 00:28:48,310 -What do you need, bro? A little tighter? -No, I need it off!

588 00:28:48,394 --> 00:28:49,645 Oh.

589 00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:50,813 No can do, bro.

590 00:28:51,605 --> 00:28:52,940 I own you.

591 00:28:53,023 --> 00:28:54,400 You-You-You can't own a person.

592 00:28:54,483 --> 00:28:56,527 A hundred percent-o. Owning a person would be wrong.

593 00:28:57,194 --> 00:28:59,530 But you're not a person. You're an "F.O.E."

594 00:29:00,573 --> 00:29:03,826 Okay, um, listen to me. I am not your enemy, I swear--

595 00:29:03,909 --> 00:29:05,578 No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

596 00:29:05,661 --> 00:29:07,371 I'm sorry. Not foe.

597 00:29:07,455 --> 00:29:11,584 F, dot, O, dot, E, dot.

598 00:29:11,667 --> 00:29:13,586 Stands for "Fully Owned Entity."

599 00:29:14,545 --> 00:29:16,172 "Fully Owned Entity"?

600 00:29:16,755 --> 00:29:20,050 Your original idea, which was brilliant,

601 00:29:20,801 --> 00:29:24,889 was to hedge your cryonics business with a body-brokering sideline.

602 00:29:24,972 --> 00:29:28,392 I have always been a little bit more interested

603 00:29:28,476 --> 00:29:30,811 in the future labor potential of cryonics.

604 00:29:30,895 --> 00:29:34,482 Basically, why sell a human being in parts

605 00:29:35,232 --> 00:29:37,610 when you can own the whole thing?

606 00:29:37,693 --> 00:29:39,278 And it's all perfectly legal.

607 00:29:39,361 --> 00:29:41,530 Oh, then what am I? A slave?

608 00:29:41,614 --> 00:29:44,116 Oh! Oh. Oh, oh. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

609 00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:46,160 Slavery's illegal. Slavery is immoral.

610 00:29:46,243 --> 00:29:47,745 You are an indentured servant.

611 00:29:48,287 --> 00:29:49,830 And when you've worked off your debt,

612 00:29:50,331 --> 00:29:53,334 you're free to go live your reanimated life.

613 00:29:53,417 --> 00:29:54,960 Well, how long is that gonna take?

614 00:29:55,044 --> 00:29:58,589 The basic formula is twice the amount of time spent in suspended animation,

615 00:29:58,672 --> 00:30:00,633 -which in your case would be 60 years. -Sixty years?

616 00:30:00,716 --> 00:30:04,136 But because I'm a fan, I'll knock it down to 50.

617 00:30:04,220 --> 00:30:05,221 Fifty years?

618 00:30:05,304 --> 00:30:08,599 Life expectancy is twice what it used to be, so it's more like 25.

619 00:30:08,682 --> 00:30:10,434 [device beeping]

620 00:30:10,518 --> 00:30:11,644 Hold that thought.

621 00:30:12,603 --> 00:30:14,813 Ah! I have to take this.

622 00:30:15,314 --> 00:30:17,024 It's my Supreme Court Justice.

623 00:30:17,107 --> 00:30:19,068 [inhales deeply] Are you double-jointed?

624 00:30:19,151 --> 00:30:20,319 -No. -Claustrophobic?

625 00:30:20,402 --> 00:30:21,403 Why?

626 00:30:23,531 --> 00:30:25,533 Do you have any experience mining cobalt?

627 00:30:25,616 --> 00:30:26,700 Cobalt?

628 00:30:28,202 --> 00:30:29,453 Don't worry, bro.

629 00:30:29,537 --> 00:30:31,622 We're gonna find you a great job.

630 00:30:32,122 --> 00:30:33,207 Peter Luna.

631 00:30:34,166 --> 00:30:36,001 [laughs] I love my life.

632 00:30:39,505 --> 00:30:42,466 [sighs] God… Hey, Eliot, can you broom the goths from the stairwell?

633 00:30:42,550 --> 00:30:43,717 They just left that party early

634 00:30:43,801 --> 00:30:45,427 and I don't trust that little freak Garrett.

635 00:30:45,511 --> 00:30:48,389 [Eliot] I'd love to, but I'm a little busy right now.

636 00:30:48,472 --> 00:30:49,640 Santa gave me the slip.

637 00:30:49,723 --> 00:30:51,350 Can't you just follow the reindeer tracks?

638 00:30:51,433 --> 00:30:52,726 [growls]

639 00:30:53,686 --> 00:30:55,729 I lifted the master key off the janitor.

640 00:31:01,277 --> 00:31:05,072 I can't believe there are real dead bodies just a few feet away from us.

641 00:31:06,115 --> 00:31:09,618 You know, I think I may have underestimated you, Gary.

642 00:31:10,202 --> 00:31:12,496 -It's Garrett. -I don't care.

643 00:31:13,622 --> 00:31:14,707 [Parker] Why?

644 00:31:14,790 --> 00:31:16,834 Why did I do it? Why, God? [pants]

645 00:31:16,917 --> 00:31:18,460 Hey, you're the interview lady.

646 00:31:18,544 --> 00:31:21,046 Yeah! I snuck back in to look at one of the bodies and… [gasps]

647 00:31:21,130 --> 00:31:22,423 Oh, God. I don't think they're…

648 00:31:22,506 --> 00:31:23,966 They're not dead! Not really!

649 00:31:24,508 --> 00:31:27,136 I opened one up and it… [stammers] …it bit me and I don't know…

650 00:31:27,219 --> 00:31:28,345 Help! [shrieks]

651 00:31:29,263 --> 00:31:30,306 [chokes]

652 00:31:30,389 --> 00:31:31,265 -[both gasp] -Go!

653 00:31:31,348 --> 00:31:33,392 Help me! [groans]

654 00:31:41,191 --> 00:31:42,526 Oh! [grunts]

655 00:31:43,152 --> 00:31:46,488 [sniffs] Hey, um, you gotta help me.

656 00:31:46,572 --> 00:31:48,157 Well, that's what I'm here for.

657 00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:50,701 Yeah. Oh… So, listen, I'm not really built for, um…

658 00:31:50,784 --> 00:31:52,119 [chuckles] …manual labor.

659 00:31:52,202 --> 00:31:54,997 Uh, I need you to help me escape. [breathes heavily]

660 00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:57,625 Oh. I won't do that. And we should not discuss such things.

661 00:31:57,708 --> 00:31:58,876 Wait a second. Hold on.

662 00:31:58,959 --> 00:32:00,961 But I saved your life, so I think that you owe me--

663 00:32:01,045 --> 00:32:02,338 Ignore that.

664 00:32:03,088 --> 00:32:04,256 Just the old pipes.

665 00:32:06,759 --> 00:32:08,344 [inhales sharply] It's futile.

666 00:32:08,886 --> 00:32:10,721 You and I are F.O.E.s.

667 00:32:10,804 --> 00:32:12,556 We don't exist outside these walls.

668 00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:13,682 No ID's.

669 00:32:13,766 --> 00:32:15,225 No documents.

670 00:32:15,309 --> 00:32:16,935 [glass squeaking]

671 00:32:19,146 --> 00:32:20,648 No bank accounts.

672 00:32:20,731 --> 00:32:22,566 Well… [stammers] …we can go to the police.

673 00:32:22,650 --> 00:32:24,735 The police? [inhales sharply]

674 00:32:24,818 --> 00:32:28,447 The police are an subscription service and F.O.E.s are not eligible.

675 00:32:29,031 --> 00:32:30,199 Hmm.

676 00:32:30,991 --> 00:32:32,201 [mouthing words] Sorry.

677 00:32:32,826 --> 00:32:37,247 The only authority that applies to us are the retrieval specialists.

678 00:32:37,331 --> 00:32:38,582 Bounty hunters.

679 00:32:39,124 --> 00:32:43,045 They prowl the district, searching for escaped F.O.E.s.

680 00:32:43,545 --> 00:32:45,839 The minute you break the perimeter of this building,

681 00:32:46,340 --> 00:32:48,217 they're legally allowed to harvest you.

682 00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:49,385 Harvest? [laughs]

683 00:32:49,468 --> 00:32:51,970 Sell you. In parts. To the highest bidder.

684 00:32:52,054 --> 00:32:53,847 Even if you were, let's say,

685 00:32:53,931 --> 00:32:57,893 to miraculously evade every retrieval specialist in the district,

686 00:32:57,976 --> 00:33:00,688 you'd still have to find money to hire a coyote

687 00:33:00,771 --> 00:33:02,815 to show you how to reach the Free Lands.

688 00:33:04,942 --> 00:33:08,445 What am I even saying? I shouldn't even be speaking about this.

689 00:33:09,071 --> 00:33:10,072 [door opens]

690 00:33:13,075 --> 00:33:15,494 [pants] How's it going in here?

691 00:33:15,577 --> 00:33:17,955 Oh, you know, just cleared three simultaneous crises

692 00:33:18,038 --> 00:33:19,498 without breaking a sweat, so…

693 00:33:21,583 --> 00:33:22,668 Hold up.

694 00:33:25,337 --> 00:33:27,214 [both] Oh, Bobbi.

695 00:33:27,297 --> 00:33:29,550 [Sophie] You gotta get some self-respect.

696 00:33:29,633 --> 00:33:32,136 [sighs] I'll handle her.

697 00:33:35,514 --> 00:33:39,268 Uh, guys, so I just… I wanted to say good job on the Santa and the goths.

698 00:33:39,351 --> 00:33:41,228 Just… There's one little complication.

699 00:33:41,812 --> 00:33:42,813 Peter's gone.

700 00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:51,989 [pants, chuckles]

701 00:33:52,781 --> 00:33:54,074 [grunts]

702 00:33:54,658 --> 00:33:56,201 [groans]

703 00:33:57,411 --> 00:33:58,579 Well, well.

704 00:34:00,456 --> 00:34:01,540 A lost lamb.

705 00:34:01,623 --> 00:34:03,041 Leave me alone!

706 00:34:03,625 --> 00:34:05,252 Ah, where's the fun in that?

707 00:34:05,335 --> 00:34:08,005 [pants, stammers] I have… I have a weapon!

708 00:34:08,088 --> 00:34:09,131 Ooh.

709 00:34:09,214 --> 00:34:10,340 I tell you what.

710 00:34:11,133 --> 00:34:12,342 You show me yours,

711 00:34:13,802 --> 00:34:15,012 I'll show you mine.

712 00:34:15,804 --> 00:34:19,641 You see, this knife is coated in Komodo dragon saliva,

713 00:34:20,142 --> 00:34:21,727 the nastiest bacteria in the world.

714 00:34:21,810 --> 00:34:24,855 One little nick and the poison is in your bloodstream.

715 00:34:24,938 --> 00:34:28,108 Then you will beg me to harvest you.

716 00:34:29,401 --> 00:34:31,236 Help!

717 00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:32,529 Help!

718 00:34:33,363 --> 00:34:36,366 There's no help for F.O.E.s who break perimeter.

719 00:34:36,450 --> 00:34:38,035 [groans]

720 00:34:38,577 --> 00:34:39,828 [gasps, grunts]

721 00:34:43,165 --> 00:34:44,500 Accompany me if you wish to survive.

722 00:34:47,836 --> 00:34:48,962 And stay down!

723 00:34:49,046 --> 00:34:52,132 This area's crawling with retrieval specialists.

724 00:34:53,050 --> 00:34:54,885 -Just get in the… -[stammers]

725 00:34:56,970 --> 00:34:58,972 -Okay. -[groaning]

726 00:35:00,974 --> 00:35:02,935 Is this the van of the future? [exhales deeply]

727 00:35:03,018 --> 00:35:04,937 No, and you're damn lucky it's not.

728 00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:06,355 [engine starts]

729 00:35:06,438 --> 00:35:07,439 Hold tight.

730 00:35:08,816 --> 00:35:11,151 [groaning, panting]

731 00:35:11,985 --> 00:35:13,278 Are you a coyote?

732 00:35:13,362 --> 00:35:14,738 -[whimpers] -[laughs]

733 00:35:14,822 --> 00:35:16,990 We prefer the term resistance fighters.

734 00:35:17,074 --> 00:35:18,617 -Oh! -[grunts]

735 00:35:18,700 --> 00:35:21,620 [chuckles] But if you're asking if I can get you out of the district,

736 00:35:21,703 --> 00:35:25,332 the answer is, "Do you have anything valuable enough to buy your freedom?"

737 00:35:25,415 --> 00:35:26,708 I have money.

738 00:35:26,792 --> 00:35:29,253 [chuckles] As in currency? 'Cause that's not a thing anymore.

739 00:35:29,336 --> 00:35:30,921 [inhales deeply] I have gold.

740 00:35:31,004 --> 00:35:32,339 -[tires screech] -[Peter groans]

741 00:35:32,422 --> 00:35:33,465 [strains]

742 00:35:35,425 --> 00:35:36,426 Now we're talking.

743 00:35:36,510 --> 00:35:37,803 [crow cawing]

744 00:35:37,886 --> 00:35:39,638 So you've been frozen over 30 years?

745 00:35:40,347 --> 00:35:41,849 That's what they told me.

746 00:35:41,932 --> 00:35:43,141 Damn.

747 00:35:43,225 --> 00:35:46,103 So you died and woke up in this late-stage capitalist hellscape.

748 00:35:46,728 --> 00:35:48,647 By the way, what did you say you did before you died?

749 00:35:48,730 --> 00:35:49,773 As a profession.

750 00:35:50,399 --> 00:35:53,151 Uh, I-I was in the nonprofit area.

751 00:35:53,235 --> 00:35:55,904 [sighs] That's so noble. I knew I liked you.

752 00:36:03,412 --> 00:36:04,746 [Peter grunts]

753 00:36:05,289 --> 00:36:06,290 [grunts]

754 00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:08,041 [grunts]

755 00:36:14,089 --> 00:36:16,216 For someone in nonprofit, that's a whole lot of profit.

756 00:36:16,300 --> 00:36:18,385 [pants] What can I say? I'm a saver.

757 00:36:18,468 --> 00:36:19,845 [inhales deeply] Okay.

758 00:36:19,928 --> 00:36:21,763 Well, that's a pretty good hiding place for your gold,

759 00:36:21,847 --> 00:36:23,265 but, uh, what about Danielle's remains?

760 00:36:23,348 --> 00:36:25,225 [laughs]

761 00:36:26,268 --> 00:36:27,561 That's the genius of it.

762 00:36:27,644 --> 00:36:29,354 There never was a Danielle.

763 00:36:30,314 --> 00:36:31,565 It's a perfect cover story.

764 00:36:32,065 --> 00:36:33,775 Here. Help me load this.

765 00:36:35,861 --> 00:36:37,029 [strains]

766 00:36:38,322 --> 00:36:39,823 [Breanna] Okay.

767 00:36:39,907 --> 00:36:42,367 That should be just enough gold to get us to the Free Lands.

768 00:36:42,451 --> 00:36:45,287 Speaking of which, this is very important.

769 00:36:45,787 --> 00:36:47,873 Should we be separated for any reason,

770 00:36:47,956 --> 00:36:50,334 you must follow the fires to the Free Lands.

771 00:36:50,417 --> 00:36:51,793 [inhales sharply] Okay?

772 00:36:52,586 --> 00:36:53,670 Got it.

773 00:36:53,754 --> 00:36:54,755 [grunts, groans]

774 00:36:58,383 --> 00:36:59,635 [tires squeal]

775 00:37:00,135 --> 00:37:01,762 [panting]

776 00:37:01,845 --> 00:37:03,013 The mark is in the wind.

777 00:37:03,096 --> 00:37:04,181 Okay.

778 00:37:05,724 --> 00:37:07,726 [panting]

779 00:37:11,647 --> 00:37:12,689 [Peter] Okay. Okay.

780 00:37:13,523 --> 00:37:16,151 Follow the fires to the Free Lands. Follow the fires to the Free Lands.

781 00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:17,527 Follow the fires to the…

782 00:37:17,611 --> 00:37:19,529 Aha! [laughs]

783 00:37:21,114 --> 00:37:22,491 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

784 00:37:22,574 --> 00:37:24,076 Okay. Okay. All right.

785 00:37:24,159 --> 00:37:25,994 Uh, don't harvest me, bro.

786 00:37:26,078 --> 00:37:28,956 Uh, "Vreelands. Vreelands"?

787 00:37:29,456 --> 00:37:30,457 Free Lands?

788 00:37:31,708 --> 00:37:33,543 -[tires squeal] -[grunts, laughs]

789 00:37:36,755 --> 00:37:37,756 [grunts]

790 00:37:37,839 --> 00:37:40,050 ["Jingle Bells" playing]

791 00:37:41,635 --> 00:37:43,595 [breathing heavily] Did I make it out of the district?

792 00:37:43,679 --> 00:37:45,263 Is this the Free Lands?

793 00:37:47,015 --> 00:37:48,308 Yes!

794 00:37:48,392 --> 00:37:50,435 Yes, yes, yes! Merry…

795 00:37:50,936 --> 00:37:53,271 What is it? Christmas? Merry Christmas!

796 00:37:53,355 --> 00:37:54,481 [laughs]

797 00:37:54,564 --> 00:37:55,983 [sighs, pants]

798 00:37:57,567 --> 00:37:59,987 [laughs] This is… What… [chuckles]

799 00:38:00,654 --> 00:38:02,781 But I mean, didn't-didn't we cure cancer?

800 00:38:16,461 --> 00:38:19,006 Oh, you think you're gonna get away with this?

801 00:38:20,090 --> 00:38:24,261 Well, I'm going to sue you into the next millennium.

802 00:38:24,761 --> 00:38:25,762 Okay?

803 00:38:25,846 --> 00:38:27,097 I'm gonna call the cops.

804 00:38:27,180 --> 00:38:28,181 [doorbell dings]

805 00:38:28,265 --> 00:38:30,142 Holy crap! Okay, you gotta help me.

806 00:38:30,225 --> 00:38:32,436 I have been the victim of a crime. These people…

807 00:38:35,814 --> 00:38:37,482 [stammers] They were right here.

808 00:38:39,026 --> 00:38:41,570 Okay. Uh, so listen, listen. Okay. So what happened was this.

809 00:38:42,070 --> 00:38:46,324 They told me… they told me that I died and I came back, and they thawed me,

810 00:38:46,408 --> 00:38:48,326 and it's the future, but I figured it out!

811 00:38:48,410 --> 00:38:49,786 Because we still have cancer!

812 00:38:49,870 --> 00:38:55,167 And then this guy came with a bow… [crying] …and he had Komodo dragon saliva.

813 00:38:55,250 --> 00:38:56,251 Is this the guy, ma'am?

814 00:38:56,334 --> 00:38:58,170 [sighs] Yeah. [chuckles] Yeah, that's him.

815 00:38:58,253 --> 00:39:00,797 That's the guy who stole my van. I think he's unwell.

816 00:39:00,881 --> 00:39:02,632 That's the girl who wants my gold.

817 00:39:02,716 --> 00:39:03,925 I think he means this.

818 00:39:04,426 --> 00:39:06,011 Yeah. Found this in the back of my van.

819 00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:08,430 [laughing]

820 00:39:09,431 --> 00:39:11,224 That's a lie. She's lying.

821 00:39:12,392 --> 00:39:14,311 His pupils are blown. I think he's on something.

822 00:39:14,394 --> 00:39:16,188 Atropine or ketamine probably.

823 00:39:16,271 --> 00:39:18,148 [chuckles] Seventy-two-hour psych hold?

824 00:39:18,231 --> 00:39:19,524 Works for me.

825 00:39:19,608 --> 00:39:21,568 -All right, pal. Let's go. -Doesn't work for me--

826 00:39:21,651 --> 00:39:23,403 Ow! Ow!

827 00:39:23,487 --> 00:39:25,864 Oh, God! Oh, God!

828 00:39:25,947 --> 00:39:27,824 Oh, God! [screams]

829 00:39:44,007 --> 00:39:45,425 [sighs] Bobbi!

830 00:39:46,176 --> 00:39:47,636 [sighs] Where were you?

831 00:39:48,220 --> 00:39:49,513 Why didn't you bail me out?

832 00:39:50,555 --> 00:39:52,933 I think my days of bailing you out are over.

833 00:39:55,936 --> 00:39:57,521 [both] Oh, Bobbi.

834 00:39:57,604 --> 00:39:59,106 I'll handle her.

835 00:39:59,815 --> 00:40:02,609 [Sophie] It appears no one showed up for your funeral.

836 00:40:02,692 --> 00:40:04,486 -Not even Bobbi. -[Peter] Bobbi?

837 00:40:04,569 --> 00:40:08,865 That gold digger/stage-V clinger? Yeah, I'm all broken up about it.

838 00:40:10,534 --> 00:40:13,745 [Peter] There never was a Danielle. It's a perfect cover story.

839 00:40:15,205 --> 00:40:16,998 [stammers] What are you doing in my office?

840 00:40:17,082 --> 00:40:20,085 -Closing it. -You can't do that. It's my company.

841 00:40:20,168 --> 00:40:21,378 It was your company.

842 00:40:21,461 --> 00:40:23,088 I was your first investor, Peter. Remember?

843 00:40:23,171 --> 00:40:24,756 And I called my note.

844 00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:28,593 You know, the loan I gave you that you promised to pay back but never did?

845 00:40:28,677 --> 00:40:31,263 I own the company now and I've decided to sell it off in parts.

846 00:40:31,847 --> 00:40:33,390 Ooh! You know how that works, right?

847 00:40:33,473 --> 00:40:34,641 Bobbi, Bobbi, Bobbi!

848 00:40:34,724 --> 00:40:38,145 I'm gonna… I'm gonna pay you back, um, as soon as I find my gold.

849 00:40:38,228 --> 00:40:41,439 You mean the profit that you siphoned off without my knowledge or consent,

850 00:40:41,523 --> 00:40:44,359 then didn't pay taxes on, yet somehow I'm the gold digger?

851 00:40:44,442 --> 00:40:45,986 Yeah, talk to them about that.

852 00:40:47,154 --> 00:40:49,573 To be honest, I don't even think they might be your biggest problem.

853 00:40:49,656 --> 00:40:51,741 Apparently, you owe this guy some tendons.

854 00:40:51,825 --> 00:40:54,244 Looks like he's gonna collect those one way or another.

855 00:40:56,413 --> 00:40:57,664 Bobbi, please. Um…

856 00:40:58,790 --> 00:41:02,669 [sighs] …you know, this is bigger than you and me.

857 00:41:02,752 --> 00:41:04,796 The company that I built… That we built…

858 00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:10,051 That we built is vital… [chuckles] …to the survival of humanity.

859 00:41:10,135 --> 00:41:11,845 Don't talk to me about humanity.

860 00:41:11,928 --> 00:41:12,971 You don't have any.

861 00:41:13,054 --> 00:41:15,473 No moral principles, no high ideals.

862 00:41:15,557 --> 00:41:17,976 Everything you say and do is a lie.

863 00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:22,230 You see people as a bunch of parts you can extract value from.

864 00:41:22,314 --> 00:41:23,607 You don't cheat death.

865 00:41:24,191 --> 00:41:25,233 You just cheat.

866 00:41:26,109 --> 00:41:29,696 -[sighs] -You will die someday, Peter.

867 00:41:29,779 --> 00:41:32,073 And I won't be at your funeral.

868 00:41:35,285 --> 00:41:38,538 Ben Kassim Akondro was a wonderful man.

869 00:41:39,039 --> 00:41:42,709 A devoted husband, an amazing dad

870 00:41:42,792 --> 00:41:45,212 and would have been the world's best grandpa.

871 00:41:46,046 --> 00:41:48,673 But he lived and died like the banana tree.

872 00:41:49,174 --> 00:41:50,634 So as the family he created,

873 00:41:50,717 --> 00:41:54,888 we now have the honor of carrying on his legacy.

874 00:42:12,489 --> 00:42:13,531 You coming back to the bar?

875 00:42:13,615 --> 00:42:15,742 We're having a little Christmas get-together.

876 00:42:15,825 --> 00:42:17,577 Think I'm gonna go see my mom.

877 00:42:17,661 --> 00:42:20,205 This job kind of made me realize I've got a second chance with her,

878 00:42:20,288 --> 00:42:21,331 thanks to you.

879 00:42:21,831 --> 00:42:24,125 There's never really enough time. I don't wanna waste it.

880 00:42:24,626 --> 00:42:25,835 Wow.

881 00:42:25,919 --> 00:42:27,420 Merry Christmas, Mr. Wilson.

882 00:42:27,504 --> 00:42:28,546 Miss Devereaux.

883 00:42:40,183 --> 00:42:42,310 Okay. What did I say? What did I say?

884 00:42:42,394 --> 00:42:44,104 I told everyone.

885 00:42:44,187 --> 00:42:46,231 And you were like, "Even Hardison can't do it."

886 00:42:46,314 --> 00:42:48,316 -I don't sound like that. You are. -Face it. I'm the latest.

887 00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:49,609 -I'm the greatest. -You are.

888 00:42:49,693 --> 00:42:54,114 Hardison ain't shi--

889 00:42:54,197 --> 00:42:56,074 -Welcome… -[Hardison] Mmm.

890 00:42:56,157 --> 00:42:58,076 -…home, Hardison. -[Hardison] Mm-hmm.

891 00:42:58,159 --> 00:43:00,537 That's definitely what I was about to say.

892 00:43:00,620 --> 00:43:02,414 -That's what you was about to say? -Oh, yeah.

893 00:43:02,497 --> 00:43:05,250 That's what you was about… You sure you weren't gonna say,

894 00:43:06,167 --> 00:43:10,005 "All hail the queen of the con"?

895 00:43:10,088 --> 00:43:12,340 -Ay! Hey. -Ay!

896 00:43:12,424 --> 00:43:14,926 -I name you… -Oh.

897 00:43:15,010 --> 00:43:17,887 -…Breanna of the Christmas Carol… -Oh.

898 00:43:17,971 --> 00:43:21,516 …first person to successfully pull off the Carol Con.

899 00:43:21,599 --> 00:43:24,519 And thus, first of her name.

900 00:43:25,228 --> 00:43:26,813 -Can I get a-- -[exclaims]

901 00:43:26,896 --> 00:43:27,981 -Incoming. -What? What?

902 00:43:28,064 --> 00:43:30,692 -Oh, my back, my back. My back. Ah. -[shrieks, giggles] Ooh! Ooh.

903 00:43:30,775 --> 00:43:33,028 Um, uh, hey, Sophie, something came for you.

904 00:43:33,111 --> 00:43:34,112 Oh. What…

905 00:43:36,740 --> 00:43:37,907 It's from Gisele.

906 00:43:39,242 --> 00:43:40,285 It's a banana plant.

907 00:43:40,368 --> 00:43:41,911 -Geez. -I'm sorry.

908 00:43:41,995 --> 00:43:44,205 [stammers] It's cool, I'll just… I-I-I'll buy a new back.

909 00:43:44,289 --> 00:43:46,333 [chuckles] I've missed you. Did you miss me?

910 00:43:46,958 --> 00:43:48,543 Why you asking stupid questions?

911 00:43:53,173 --> 00:43:55,008 [sighing]

912 00:43:55,508 --> 00:43:56,634 [chuckles]

913 00:43:59,721 --> 00:44:01,306 You're thinking about him, aren't you?

914 00:44:02,974 --> 00:44:03,975 Yeah, I am.

915 00:44:05,894 --> 00:44:10,023 You know, after Nate lost his son, Sam,

916 00:44:11,107 --> 00:44:14,361 he believed that he'd lost his chance at a legacy.

917 00:44:14,444 --> 00:44:18,198 That he was gonna die like the moon.

918 00:44:19,366 --> 00:44:20,867 But he didn't.

919 00:44:21,576 --> 00:44:25,288 Before Nate died, he… [inhales deeply, sighs]

920 00:44:25,372 --> 00:44:27,749 He sent out lots of little green shoots.

921 00:44:27,832 --> 00:44:29,501 -[chuckles] -Us.

922 00:44:30,585 --> 00:44:31,586 [Hardison] Not just us.

923 00:44:32,379 --> 00:44:34,089 All the Leverage teams around the world.

924 00:44:35,090 --> 00:44:36,591 Teams that become like…

925 00:44:36,674 --> 00:44:37,842 Families.

926 00:44:37,926 --> 00:44:39,511 Teams that make a difference.

927 00:44:40,011 --> 00:44:42,263 Make a difference to people that are hurting.

928 00:44:42,972 --> 00:44:45,475 Teams that owe their existence to Nate.

929 00:44:47,811 --> 00:44:49,437 That is Nate's legacy.

930 00:45:36,317 --> 00:45:37,819 Grandma, you have to help me. I'm so scared.

931 00:45:37,902 --> 00:45:39,529 [Sophie] It's called a Grandparent Scam.

932 00:45:39,612 --> 00:45:42,532 Everybody is an easy mark if they have the right bait.

933 00:45:42,615 --> 00:45:45,660 They used your daughter to scam your mother.

934 00:45:45,743 --> 00:45:48,288 That's right. And I wanna know how, I wanna know why, and I wanna know who.

935 00:45:49,956 --> 00:45:52,459 [Sophie] Donovan Keyes is a pool shark.

936 00:45:52,542 --> 00:45:54,836 And ended up the cellmate of Nikolai Bravta.

937 00:45:54,919 --> 00:45:56,337 Slovakian criminal alpha, right?

938 00:45:56,921 --> 00:45:58,548 I guess that makes me the inside man.

939 00:45:58,631 --> 00:45:59,632 Let's play a friendly game.

940 00:45:59,716 --> 00:46:01,050 [grunting]

941 00:46:02,635 --> 00:46:05,263 We have a shark to reel in.

[wulfnerd]

Sterekdrabbles Challenge Prompts – October 2024

[Challenge Blog] [Tag] [AO3]

For 30 Oct (unlock, man, hollow)

Exactly What I Need, sterek, t, 100w | Derek needs comfort.

For 28 Oct (shelter, flood, fright)

Take the Rain Away, sterek, g, 100w | A storm interrupts a date.

For 25 Oct (pot, powder, hum; theme: Halloween)

Have Our Own Party, sterek, g, 100w | Stiles and Derek miss a party.

For 23 Oct (carve, deep, street; theme: Halloween)

No Escaping Once You’re In, sterek, t, 100w | Stiles trespasses on Halloween.

For 21 Oct (unique, thread, excite; theme: Halloween)

Cute Little Raven, sterek, g, 100w | Peter makes a costume.

For 18 Oct (kick, rhyme, sick)

Kicking a Friend, sterek, g, 100w | Scott’s reminded that allergies exist.

For 16 Oct (analyze, upset, direction)

Bumpy Ride, sterek, t, 100w | Stiles and Derek have some trouble.

For 14 Oct (dysfunctional, nasty, rose)

Pack Reunion, sterek, t, 100w | Derek gives a speech.

For 11 Oct (scandal, poor, silk)

Unwelcome Homecoming, sterek, t, 100w | Stiles and Derek return.

For 09 Oct (jelly, bent, cent)

Party Hopes, sterek, t, 100w | Stiles and Derek get ready for a party

For 07 Oct (noxious, finger, concern)

Final Preparations, sterek, t, 100w | Stiles seeks some reassurance.

For 04 Oct (degree, cemetery, acrid)

Mama Didn’t Know, sterek, t, 100w | Derek learns more about his mate.

For 02 Oct (crack, short, stage)

Eli’s School Play, sterek, g, 100w | The Hale Stilinski family watch Eli’s acting debut.

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—✦ header & star dividers by @.magicpaint —✦ yuu name dividers by @.0honeybones0 —✦ emoji & simple line dividers by me

YUUSHA TALA (she/they) . #(💜) yuusha tala

-> mainly twisted from various Frozen characters!! -> yuusona with canon-divergent stuff -> AU where NRC (and RSA) is like a university where everyone is 18+

💜: intro post 💜: character inspirations 💜: post masterlists: [01] [02]

—✦ DYNAMICS

#(💜) curry noodles . jamil x yuusha . alt name: jamiyuusha (coined by @.oya-oya-okay)

#(💜) yuushade . jade x yuusha . ship name coined by @.fell-e

#(💜) noodlecubed . jamil x yuusha x jade . ship name coined by @.viperbunnies

#(💜) scarashackle dish . jamil & kalim & yuusha & grim

#(💜) heartshackle sandwich . ace & deuce & yuusha & grim

#(💜) ramshackle sushi . yuusha & grim & the ghosts

—✦. AUs / SERIES

#pretwst💜 . series of yuusha in her original world

#2ndyr💜 . 2nd year yuusha

#postnrc💜 . series of yuusha post-nrc

#nextgen💜 . basically like a future twst au

YUUNA PERLA (they/them) . #(🩷) yuuna perla

-> mainly twisted from various Alice in Wonderland characters!! -> yuusona that is (mostly) based more as a stand-in for in-game canon

🩷: intro post 🩷: character inspirations 🩷: post masterlist

—✦ DYNAMICS

#(🩷) strawberry fondue . riddle x yuuna . platonic

#(🩷) heartshackle sundae . ace & deuce & yuuna & grim

#(🩷) ramshackle taiyaki . yuuna & grim & the ghosts

—✦ AUs / SERIES

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||━━━✦ BACKGROUND OCs

YUUYU LAYA (he/they) . #(💚) yuuyu laya

-> twisted Tinkerbell / Peter Pan!! -> prev lore currently getting overhauled -> post masterlist

JASMINE TALA VIPER (she/her) . #(🌺) jas

-> twisted from Jasmine -> jamil x yuusha fanchild!! -> post masterlist

||━━━✦ WORK-IN-PROGRESS OCs

#twst iago

#twst sven

#twst hans (/elsa)

#twst yzma

#twst white queen

#twst eve

||━━━✦ OTHERS' OCs

@.cheerleaderman . #(💔) astrid . #(⭐) yuya

@.fell-e . #(⛅) fayrouz

@.anbaisai . #(🍙) mayu

@.harryinramshackle . #(🎀) jovie

@.mysweetsheepie . #(🐑) lydia

@.viperbunnies . #(🐰) oz

@.oya-oya-okay . #(🐿️) shuu

@.clove-noko . #(🍫) hagi

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Night sky highlights for December 2024

Check out the night sky this month, December 2024. Here are videos and links to websites highlighting the top sights to observe. ** What's Up: December 2024 Skywatching Tips from NASA - NASA JPL What are some skywatching highlights in December 2024? This month, enjoy dazzling views of Venus as the "Evening Star," Jupiter at its brightest during opposition, and Mars doubling in brightness, and look for the Winter Triangle. The Geminid meteor shower peaks under challenging moonlight conditions, but you might get lucky and catch a shooting star that week before sunrise! 0:00 Intro 0:14 December planet highlights 1:31 The Winter Stars 1:57 The Winter Triangle 2:42 Geminid Meteor Shower 3:14 December Moon phases Additional information about topics covered in this episode of What's Up, along with still images from the video, and the video transcript, are available at https://solarsystem.nasa.gov/skywatch.... https://youtu.be/73qdsMKYKBo ** What to see in the night sky: December 2024 - BBC Sky at Night Magazine Pete Lawrence and Paul Abel reveal their pick of the best things to see in the night sky this month. https://youtu.be/A9lQFaAr18Q ** Sky & Telescope's Sky Tour Podcast – December 2024 | Jupiter Shines, Winter Stars, and Many Meteors - Sky & Telescope Youtube Our monthly Sky Tour #astronomy #podcast provides an informative and entertaining 10-minute guided tour of the #night #sky. Join us for the December 2024 episode and mark the #solstice, be amazed by #Jupiter, welcome the arrival of winter’s bright #stars, and prep for what’s usually the year’s best #meteorshower. Listen and subscribe to this podcast at https://skyandtelescope.org/observing/ and don't forget to subscribe to S&T's YouTube channel to get alerts about new videos, including this monthly podcast. https://youtu.be/VpqmWePV8Vc See also - Sky Tour Astronomy Podcast: Upcoming Celestial Events | Sky & Telescope - Interactive Sky Chart | Map Your Night Sky - Sky & Telescope - Astronomy Pictures: Sky & Telescope's Online Gallery Archives | Sky & Telescope ** What's in the Night Sky: December 2024 - National Space Centre What's in the Night Sky: December 2024 Venus, Jupiter, and Mars Ray Craters on the Moon ✨ Constellation of the Month: Pisces https://youtu.be/DsgqPrEJfMU ** What's in the Sky this Month | December 2024 - High Point Scientific on Youtube In this episode of What's in the Sky this Month, Teagan reviews some of the beautiful celestial objects you can see in December 2024! Chapters 00:00 - Introduction 00:36 - Nearest Neighbors 01:56 - Jupiter at Opposition 02:51 - Geminid Meteor Shower 03:13 - Melotte 20 04:04 - Algol 04:30 - Pleiades 05:37 - Conclusion https://youtu.be/ryWLcKNLD2c ** Night Sky Notebook December 2024- Peter Detterline What you see when you look up into the night skies of December 2024. https://youtu.be/oUj7wWr8aGI ** See also: - December Night Sky Guide (December 2024) | Farmers' Almanac - December 2024 Night Sky Calendar | Voyageurs Conservancy - December 2024: What's in the sky this month? | Astronomy.com - Night sky, December 2024: What you can see tonight | Space .com - Visible planets and night sky guide for December | EarthSky.org - 23 Must-See Astronomy Events in the December Night Sky (2024) | SpaceTourismGuide.com - Astronomical Events December 2024 | Star Walk === Amazon Ads === Celestron 70mm Travel Scope Portable Refractor Telescope Fully-Coated Glass Optics Ideal Telescope for Beginners BONUS Astronomy Software Package == Stellaris: People of the Stars Read the full article