So Bail, get this, Bail Organa sends some ships to an Imperial-controlled planet. And those ships get stolen by The Rebel Scum. Bail goes 'how dare you let my ships get stolen I demand full compensation' and the Imperial Senate goes 'ohhhHH of course of COURSE we are SO SORRY here are your credits Mr. Senator Organa sir' and Bail, get this, Bail uses those credits to buy MORE ships and send them on Relief Missions to planets Suffering From Rebel Presences and those ships get STOLEN right out from under the Imperials' noses. How could this be??? The INCOMPETENCE. In THEIR GREAT EMPIRE.
And Palpatine, who knows Bail had tea on the weekends with Obi-Wan Kenobi, has seventeen different reports on his desk every week telling him that the Empire is compensating Alderaan for losses sustained on Imperial planets and he's seething as he signs them because he just KNOWS it's never an accident and he's actually funding the Rebellion but he can't do anything about it because Bail, when asked about it, just presses a dramatic hand to his own heart and says, 'why, Emperor, I have NO IDEA how The Rebel Scum keeps acquiring my vessels. Maybe if YOUR security forces were more effective we wouldn't be in such a TRAGIC situation so often. Sign here.'
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How dare they make Rex mention Cody twice and then not actually have him show up in the show
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hondo does lie constantly to everyone all the time, but I 1000% believe that he was being sincere when he told ezra that obi-wan was his best friend
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Certified Fire and Smoke Damage Mitigation in Westerville, OH http://dlvr.it/SWrlbs
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Ezra bounding from transport to transport midair and then doing a flying leap to the cliff is the most Mace Windu thing I have ever seen in my life. Ezra, your lineage is showing.
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"A Mandalorian with a jetpack is a weapon."
So Cody is the equivalent of a living Death Star
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shut up, Bo-Katan, you were literally a Death Watch terrorist who started a civil war alongside the quasi-Sith who ended up executing your sister
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Wait wait wait is Thrawn wearing red eyeliner???
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Finally watched it. I think Hera made me cry more than Kanan did (but only slightly).
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Ahsoka deactivating her sabers with a little flourish....dropping to one knee gracefully....giving an insufferable little half smile and disarming the Seventh Sister with her bare hands....peak Obi-Wan energy
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really getting fed up with how competent Thrawn is
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*laughs nervously* noooo I’m not procrastinating watching the next episode of Rebels bc I know what happens to Kanan and I don’t want to cry today what are you talking about
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Rex, anytime someone is impressed by Kanan or Ezra: yeah, I GUESS it was cool, but Anakin was better
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speaking of droids what are your thoughts on k2so
I think more droids in star wars should be rude to everyone and have british accents because it’s really funny
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That imperial officer just got fucking...head slapped by his CO
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