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Day 15: Tickle Fight

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Dream had an abnormal amount of energy today, Punz came to visit while Sapnap and George were on one of their many 'sushi dates' Dream was practically bouncing off the walls. Punz would fondly stop his movements for a few seconds before watching him shoot off again when he let him go.

"You really are a golden retriever Dream, look at you! You've literally got the zoomies!" Punz chuckled softly from his spot on the couch. Dream jumped onto the back of the couch, grabbing Punz’s shoulders for balance, not really noticing how he immediately scrunched.

"I don't know why I'm so hyper! I can't calm down" Dream was practically bouncing, his fingers digging into his collarbones. Punz’s giggles pushed past his lips as he curled in on himself.

"Knohock it ohohohoff Dreheheam!" Punz reached back, pulling him onto the couch, immediately latching onto his ribs.

"PUHUHUHUNZ!" Dream curled into his hand, trying to will himself to fight back. He reached up to squeeze Punz’s hip, causing him to squeal and jump back, giving Dream time to mirror Punz's position, both facing each other on their knees. Both giggling at each other as they reached and deflected each other's advances. Eventually they ended up wrestling on the couch, occasional successful grabs.

"StohohoOHOP Puhuhuhunz!" Dream giggled, finally getting Punz pinned against the couch, pinching, squeezing, ext. Anywhere he could since he didn't know his spots like Sapnap did. Punz couldn't comprehend not being able to break out, making it worse.

"DREHEHEAM PLEHEHEASE!! OHOHOHOHOKAY OHHOHOHOKAY!! PLEHEHEASE!" Dream finally relented, letting him go.

"Well now I'm tired"

"YOU'RE TIRED?!"

"Yes, now shush." Dream mumbled, laying on top of him, tucking his head under his chin.

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Tickle fight

So remember the other day after Red Rover ended in a tie, Foolish suggested what the teams were at the end to battle in a tickle fight? Well, ya see that didn’t quite work… Don’t get me wrong, tickle fights are happening, it’s just… well okay some people really wanted revenge on others, so some players may have been swapped around a bit. Rest assured though it will still be an intense set of tickle fights!

The first pair to go at it are Velvet and Ant! The others sat gathered around on the couch and chairs to watch the two. “You guys ready?” Foolish looks to both of them curiously and they nod.

“Yea, sure.”

“Oh yea! Can’t wait to get Ant’s bad rib.”

Foolish laughed softly. “Alright then! In 3…2...1… GO!”

Ant and Velvet lunged towards each other. It started as simply a battle of who could pin who and everyone thought for sure Velvet was gonna win, but suddenly Velvet squealed. He fell backwards as Ant’s free hand plunged towards his collar bone, poking and prodding but then quickly turning to light dragging scribbles. Velvet let out a very uncharacteristic squeal falling into laughter.

“EEP NAHAHHAH NAHAHAT THEHEREHEHE AHAHA IHIHI AHAHM GOHONNAHAHA GEHEHET YOOUURR BAHAD RIHIHIB SOHOHO MUHUHCCHHH!”

Ant flushed brightly, faltering for just a moment as he felt butterflies explode at the mere threat. With that, Velvet managed to free his hands from beneath Ant’s arm and began rapidly squeezing up and down Ant’s sides making him squeak as he fell backwards, soft laughter pouring out.

“EEK nahahahahaha- Vehehllvehehttt!”

Velvet smiles brightly at Ant's laughter. “What? You didn’t think I was gonna go for the kill right away did you? I need to build up the anticipation first, duh!” Velvet scribbled around on Ant’s sides and then up to his ribs but specifically skipped his bad rib.

Ant’s laughter fluctuated up and down between giggles and loud laughter with some squeaks anytime Velvet got close to his bad rib.

“VEHEHELLLVVEHEHETT plehehhahahssshehehee ahahhaha EEK nahahhahah HAAHHAA JUHUHSSTTT dohoho IHIHITTT plehehhahassehehe!”

Velvet laughed softly, taking slight pity as he slowed to a stop, but his next move held no pity at all. He lifted up Ant’s shirt just enough to expose his bad rib and immediately went to work nibbling and raspberrying it! Ant shrieked, falling into near screams of laughter as he desperately wiggled beneath Velvet, attempting to dispel at least a little bit of the overwhelming tickling sensation.

“AEEH NHAHAHHAHAA VEHEHELLLVEHEHETTT AHAHAHHAHAA!” Velvet paused to let Ant catch his breath.

“Awweee too ticklish here honey? Hmm?” Ant nods giggling residually.

“Yehehsss ahahannddd yooouuu knohohowww ihihit!”

Velvet nods smugly. “You’re right I do, so do you give up?”

Ant takes a second and thinks, shaking his head

“Nohoho!”

Suddenly, he’s able to overpower Velvet amidst the man’s shock of him not giving up! He quickly wrestles him to his stomach sitting on his thighs.

“Nibbles and raspberries hmm? Two can play that game baby!”

He leans down and begins raspberrying and nibbling Velvet's calves mercilessly.

Velvet's eyes widen as he jerks, and now he begins desperately wiggling trying to dislodge Ant from his thighs

“AEEPHAHAHA NHAHAHA AHAHANNTTT!”

Ant giggles softly. “Yes baby? Can’t take your own medicine hmm? Welp, too bad cause I’m not stopping until you give up!”

Ant manages to reach back and squeeze at Velvet's hips! His hips definitely aren’t a death spot, but they are a giggle spot, and the combination of a death spot and giggle spot being targeted makes him give in rather quickly.

“OHOHOKAHHYY OHOHOKHAHAYYY IHIHI GIIHIHIVVVEHHEHE!”

Ant immediately stops, climbs off his thighs and starts rubbing at Velvet's calves to get rid of the ghost tickles.

“Wooo! I won! You did so good though baby, you really did almost have me.”

Velvet smiles softly, “You did really good as well, I’m proud.”

They share a quick kiss and go back to their respective teams.

Dream nods softly, “Raspberries and nibbles on the calves, hmm, I’ll have to remember that.”

Velvet's cheeks tinge pink as he says, “Well if I remember right, those work wonders on your stomach though, don’t they, Deam?”

Dream now blushes pink as he grumbles flusteredly and shuts up.

Karl quickly marks down the score.

“Okay one point for team one, who wants to go next?”

Sapnap stands up smirking widely. “I wanna go, and I wanna go against you Karl.”

Karl’s eyes widen slightly but then narrow as he smirks, “Alright, let’s go then! I’m not worried, I’m so gonna win!”

Sapnap rolls his eyes fondly, “Whatever you say to make yourself feel better Karl.”

They head to the middle of the floor where Ant and Velvet were previously, and once again Foolish counts them down, “3…2...1…GO!”

They quickly lock hands in a battle of strength which Sapnap is winning, until Karl decides to be sneaky and lean down and blow a raspberry on Sapnap’s neck!

Sapnap squeals in surprise and his head tries to slam to his shoulder to block Karl out. “EEP Karl NAHHAHA NOHOHO FAHAHIHIRRR!“

Karl giggles into his neck, raspberring the skin again as he pushes him backwards, settling onto his hips. “It's a tickle fight, literally nothing is off limits besides the spots the other person isn’t comfortable with, soooo, my raspberry was totally fair!”

Sapnap groans softly, giggling throughout. “Whahatehehevvehehrrrr ihihimmn sohoho geehehttihihinnggg yoouuu bahhahaccckk fohohorrr thhahatt!”

Sapnap begins to try to buck Karl off, but before he can, Karl starts doing a wiggling motion on his sides, making him fall back down squirming around as he fights to hold back his laughter.

“Oohhh Sappyyyy~” Karl sing-songs teasingly, “You know how ticklish your sides are, you know you can’t hold back forever! And what if I start moving up then what, hmm? How are you gonna hold back then?”

Sapnap is blushing brightly as the dam finally bursts, “AHAHHA NAHHAHA SHUHUHUTTT UHUHUPPP!”

Karl smirks. “Make me!”

Sapnap's eyes light with fire through his laughter as he once again starts bucking and squirming, then his hands fly to Karl’s own sides! Sure, Sapnap's are bad, but Karl’s are worse! Karl squeals, falling backwards off of Sapnap. Sapnap quickly tackles Karl, sitting on his thighs in a fast motion.

Sapnap's hands squeeze up and down Karl’s sides rapidly, Karl lets out peels of laughter squirming beneath Sapnap. The man snickered. “You were saying?”

“EEP AHAHAHA THIHISSS IHIHISSS SOHOHO NAHAHTTT FAHAHIHIRRR!”

Sapnap scoffed. “You’re the one that started with my sides first, so I’m just repaying the favor. Though of course I could move more downwards if you’d prefer I change spots…”

He taps at Karl’s hips for emphasis. Karl's eyes widen and he shakes his head. “Nononohoho- dohohon’t!”

Sapnap smirks. “Okay, so do you give up?”

Karl shakes his head, a wide smile on his face. “Nohohoooo!”

Sapnap shrugs, “Your funeral then!”

He begins squeezing and prodding at Karl’s hips!

Karl squeals, bursting into laughter once more. “EEK AHAHHAHA NAHAHHA SHAHAHPPPNAHHAHAPPP!”

Sapnap giggles softly, “Look bro, this is your last chance before I pull out drastic measures. So, do you give up?”

Karl isn’t sure what he means but assumes it will probably be raspberries or nibbles so while he knows he sucks at handling them he decides to test his luck and try anyways! “NOHOHO IHIHI DOHOHONNTTT GIHIHIVVVEHEHE!”

Sapnap tsks softly. “Alright then, you did this to yourself you know…”

Sapnap quickly flips Karl onto his stomach sitting on his thighs and suddenly Karl realizes what’s about to happen and begins flailing like a fish trying to escape his face already turning very red, nearly the same shade as Foolish’s shirt, and Sapnap hasn’t even started the tickling again!

“Sapnap! No! You don’t have to do this!”

Sapnap smriks. “You’re right, I don’t if you just give up.”

Karl begins debating, but squeaks, feeling a poke to his right shoulder blade. “EEK! Um ihihi um… I don’t give up!”

Sapnap is surprised and shrugs. “Alright then good luck…”

He decides to not be totally evil and just tickles over Karl’s shirt, his hands scrabbling away at Karl’s shoulder blades!

Karl jolts his head and upper half of his body up at the feeling as a shriek tears from his throat. “AAEEH NAHAHHAA SHAHHAPPPNAHAHHAPP NAHAHHAA AHAHAH!”

Sapnap smiles brightly at the shriek and loud laughter, “Yes that’s my name Karl, awww, too flustering of a spot ?”

Karl can’t answer, just laughing more but a screech flies out as Sapnap hits in between his shoulder blades and so the combination of it being so ticklish and flustering he gives up in seconds!

“AAAHH NAHAHHA NAHAHAH OHOHOKKAHAHYY IHIHI GIHIHIVVEHE IHIHI GIHIHIVVEHHEE!”

Sapnap quickly rubs at his shoulder blades to get rid of the ghost tickles and then climbs off him.

Ant coos softly across the room. “Aww that’s such a cute spot Karl! And a pretty uncommon one!”

Karl blushes, hiding his head in his hands. “Annntttt shush!”

Ant giggles and backs off.

Foolish quickly writes down the result. “Okay that’s two points for team one, who’s next?”

Karl and Sapnap rejoin their respective teams as everyone looks to one another.

Quackity stands up. “Fine, since the rest of you are too chicken I’ll go next! And I wanna go against George!”

George’s eyes widened quickly. “What?! Why me?!”

Quackity shrugs, smirking. “I don’t know, I think it’d be pretty even, and it would just be so much fun to see how much I remember your spots since last time I tickled you to pieces.”

George flushes a soft pink, rolling his eyes, “You say that as if I didn’t get revenge… maybe it’ll be fun for me to see how many of your spots I remember.”

Quackity now blushes, walking to the middle of the floor and kneeling down. “Whatever, shut up and get over here so we can get this thing started and I can do my victory dance.”

George laughs, “you really think it’s gonna be that easy to take me down? Okay, whatever helps you idiot whatever helps you.”

George kneels down in front of Quackity, and Foolish looks at the two of them. “In 3…2...1…GO!”

The two immediately are shoving at the others arms, trying to push them anyway they can to try and gain the upper hand! After a minute or so, Quackity takes one of his hands from George’s arms and instead flings it to George’s ribs, scribbling and squeezing!

George squeals in surprise, his arms flying down and he loses his balance falling backwards in a heap. “EEP NAHAH YOU IDIOT!”

Quackity grins in satisfaction, quickly pinning George down by sitting on his hips. “Didn’t expect that, did you, George? Didn’t expect me to stop the battle, let alone go after one of your worst spots, hmm?”

George flushed brightly as he shook his head rapidly. “YOOURRHEHE SOHOHO DUHUMMBB SHUHUTT UHUHUPPP!”

Quackity scoffs shaking his head, “Oh George, you really shouldn’t have done that~”

He begins to readjust himself to sit on George’s shins, but just before he can sit down, George pulls his legs up making Quackity fall flat on his back.

George quickly takes advantage of Quackity’s shock to tackle him! He’s quick to sit on Quackity’s waist, putting a finger to his chin,

“Hmm, now if I remember right, one of your worst spots is your… stomach. Right~?“

Quackity shakes his head, “Lihikkehe ihidd thehell yoouuu duhuhmmmyy!”

George snickers, “It’s okay, your giggles already give you away idiot, so I don’t even need an actual yes or no!”

His hands dive towards Quackity’s stomach, scribbling all around. Quackity squeaks, falling into loud laughter as he jerks back and forth, attempting to roll over beneath George.

“EEK NAHAHHA GEHEHOHOHRRGGEHEHE AHAHAH YOOUURRHEHHEE THEHEH WOHOHORTSSTT!”

George scoffs. “Oh really now? You really think that?”

Quackity nods quickly. “YEHEHSSS IHIHI RHEHEHAHHALLLLYY DOHOOHO!”

George huffs, “Alright then, it’s your funeral.”

He lifts up Quackity’s shirt to rest above his belly button, his hands move to his armpits and he leans his head down blowing the biggest raspberry he can over his navel.

Quackity shrieks, falling into even louder laughter and as much as he doesn’t want to, he feels his resolve weakening and there’s no way he can fight to turn the tables. “AEEEH NANHAHAHA AHHAHA OHOHOKKAHAHYY OHOHOKKAHAHYY IHIHI GIHIHIVVEHHE STOHOHPPP STOHOHPPP!”

George smirks in satisfied glee, but he’s not an absolute sadist, so he helps rub Quackity’s stomach to dispel the ghost tickles. After that he finally lets Quackity up and they go join their respective teams.

Karl giggles mirthfully. “Wow Quackmeister, the self proclaimed ‘Master of tickle fights” lost! Who would’ve thought!”

Quackity’s cheeks flush with more blush as he huffs softly, “You say that as if I haven’t won over half of our tickle fights."

Karl now blushes as he quickly backs off shyly.

Foolish smiles. “Okay! That was a doozy, that’s one point for team two. Who wants to go next?”

Everyone looks around and no one stands, so Foolish says, “Alright fine, I’ll go and I wanna go against Bad!”

Bad’s eyes widened largely. “What?! You’re like twice my size, this is totally unfair!”

Foolish laughs, “Bad, everyone who’s left is twice your size, so no matter what it’s not very fair for you.”

Bad sighs heavily, “Okay, I guess you’re right. Let’s get this over with, muffin head.”

Foolish passes the board off to Karl and he joins Bad in the middle of the floor, Karl looks to both of them and nods. “In 3…2...1...GO!”

It’s no surprise when Foolish gains the upper hand first, quickly setting himself on Bad’s waist. “So, where should I start first?”

Bad shakes his head frantically, “Nowhere! Start nowhere you muffin head!”

Foolish laughs softly. “Bad, this is a tickle fight, and if I don’t wanna lose I have to pick a spot to start, and really that was a rhetorical question so I’m just gonna go ahead and start here!”

He begins at Bad’s hips, wasting no time going for a death spot much like everyone else has done with their partners.

Bad squeals as he tries to wiggle out from underneath Foolish. “EEP NAHAHHA AHAHHA FOOHOHOLLLIIHIHSSHH!”

Foolish smiles happily at the reaction. “Yes, Bad? Ready to give in already, are you?”

Bad shakes his head even more. “NAHAH NOHOHO IVIHIMM NAHAHTTT!“

Foolish is slightly surprised, not expecting Bad to have a lot of resilience. “Alright, guess I’ll have to find somewhere else that’s more ticklish, or just tickle here and somewhere else at the same time… Oooo~ Maybe I could take a page from Velvet's book and do some raspberries and nibbles!”

As Foolish spoke, his hand had been wandering upwards, and once he fully focuses on Bad again he notices how much his squirming has increased and how his laughter has raised in pitch. “AHAHHEHEHAHHA NAHHAHAEHHEHEHAHHAHAHA DOHOHONNTTT!”

Foolish smirks teasingly, “Oh what’s this? Am I getting too close to another really, really bad spot?”

Bad shook his head in denial though it was obvious to see Foolish was indeed nearing another bad spot. “NHAHA NOHOHO DEHEHFFFIHIHINNIHIHTTLEHHEYYY NOHOHOTTT!”

Foolish snickered. “Okay so if I did this…” He pretended to shoot his hands into Bad’s armpits as if he was gonna start scribbling around like wild!

“...It really wouldn’t matter, right?” He absolutely had the most sadistic smirk on his face as he did it but then began giggling upon the shriek Bad let out, and he quickly had to fight back the giggles to put Bad’s arms back up

“AEEH HEY NOHO FAHIR YOUU MUFFINHEAHADD!”

Foolish giggles more as he says. “As Karl said earlier, literally nothing is off limits besides spots the other person isn’t comfortable with, so really this is totally fair.”

Bad shakes his head rapidly. “Ihihi dohohnnttt cahahrrrhehe whahahttt Kahharrrll shahhaihihddd! Thihihsss ihissnntt fahahihirr!”

Foolish tsks softly. “So what exactly isn’t fair? The fact I’m targeting your armpits or the fact I haven’t actually tickled them until… NOW!”

He faked Bad out once again, causing him to shriek and let out whiny giggles as his arms came crashing down again. “AAEEH Fohohohollllihihissshh plhehehahassshehehe!”

Foolish smiled, pushing his arms back up and this time holding them there as he began wiggling his fingertips inches above Bad’s armpits interchangeably, making him wiggle and whine even more,

“What's up, Bad, hmm? Want me to get it over with or something?”

Bad suddenly thinks up an idea and swallows his pride hoping the idea will work. “Yehehsss- Yehehsss plehehasseee!”

Foolish nods with a snicker, “Alright, since you said please.”

He finally touches down, first just scribbling in his right armpit, but then he lets his arms go and quickly plunges into his left one as well!

Bad squeals and lets out a tiny scream, half from surprise, half from ticklishness as the other hand is introduced and his arms come down within literal seconds! “EEP AHAHAAAHH NAHAHHAHA AHHAHA FUHUHDDGGEHEHE YOOURRHEHHE SUHUHUCCHH AHAHA MUHUHUFFIHINNHEHEHAHDD!”

Foolish laughs mischievously, “Yea yea sure, whatever you say, you know this can be over if you just give up…”

So Bad decides now to try his plan. “IHIHI HIHI AHHAHAHAHA!”

Foolish decides to be nice and he stops, pulling his hands away to allow Bad to talk. “Yes Bad? What was that?”

Bad has to hold back a smirk as his plan seems to be working. “Ihihi ihihi… DON’T GIVE UP!”

Bad uses all his strength and Foolish’s shock to his advantage, and manages to push Foolish off him and tackle him sitting on his waist. “W-What h-how h-how did you?!”

Bad giggles softly. “Element of surprise works incredibly well! So now… hmm, where do I go? You targeted two spots on me but you didn’t target them at the same time… but I think I feel a little extra evil so I think I’m gonna tickle two spots at once!”

Foolish blushes very softly, “W-What no! That’s so mean! I- I’m gonna turn it back to you before you can do anything!”

But just as Foolish was about to attempt to fight back Bad began scribbling a hand on his chest and took a gamble lightly drawing circles on his bicep! Foolish is immediately shocked by the conflicting feelings, his chest being very much near a death spot if not actually a death spot and his biceps he didn’t even know were ticklish until Karl had one day offered to give him a massage there.

He jolted beneath Bad, a gasp slipping through before he began laughing and giggling! It was a mix of hysterical laughter and high pitched giggles! “AHAHAHA HEhehehhee BAHHADDD whahahHAHHATTT THEhehehhehe HEHEHEHcckkkk HAHAHAH!”

Bad giggled softly. “Whahat? Didn’t expect me to be so evil, hmm? Nice to see my random guess was correct with your biceps! So, are you ready to give up yet?”

Foolish shakes his head quickly, “NOHOHO WHAHAYYT IHIHIMMM NAHAHTT LOHOHOSSIHIHINNGG!”

Bad shook his head, tsking softly. “Oh you’ll lose, I'm sure of it, muffin head!”

He sped up the scribbles on his chest as the hand on his bicep also began scribbling and he began nearing the part of his arm just before Foolish’s pits!

Foolish lost it once again jolting and jerking beneath bad as he squeaked his laughter giggles turning closer to just laughter! “EEK AHAHHAHA NEHEHEhehehehhe HAHAHHA WHAHAIHITT WAHHAIHIHITTT nohohottt thehehrfhehehe! AHAHA!”

Bad smiles fondly, “Awww is this spot too ticklish~? Maybe you should just give up!” Foolish really didn’t want to, but he’s not used to these two spots being tickled at all let alone at the same time so after a few more seconds he finally gave in “FIHIHINEHEHE FIHIHINEHEHE yoouuu WIHIHINNN IHIHI GIHIvvehehehe!”

Bad cheered quickly helping rub the ghost tickles away and then climbing off Foolish.

George shakes his head in bemusement, “Wow, who would’ve known muffin-boy-halo could take down the big bad shark!”

Foolish glares at George with no real malice. “You better watch yourself Gogy before I go after your thighs… and maybe get Bad to help me team up on you.”

George flushed softly immediately sinking back to the couch in retreat.

They go back to their spots and Karl smiles excitedly. “Okay, that’s now two points for team two! Now I guess it’s time for the final face off, you two ready?”

Dream and Punz stand, looking at each other a few moments before kneeling down in the middle of the floor.

“More than ever.”

“Oh yeah, can’t wait for some payback…”

Karl nods, “Okay then, in 3…2…1…GO!”

And they’re quickly at it! Hands interlocked fighting for the upper hand neither willing to budge even an inch…

Just as it seems Dream is about to overpower Punz, he fights back even harder. Finally after ages of battling Punz manages to overpower Dream! He pushes him back and quickly settles onto his shins,

“Now Dream, since you decided to target my thighs and knees earlier, I think it’s only fair for me to target yours, isn’t that right?”

Dream’s eyes widen and he shakes his head as he begins trying to slip out from under Punz, but a quick squeeze to his knee stops him in his tracks making him squawk!

“GAH! NOHO! Punz! You you rehehhahally don’t have to do this!”

Punz smirks mischief in his eyes in full swing at the squawk. “Well, I mean sure, I don’t have to do this, I could just always for your stomach instead. Isn’t that your most ticklish spot after all? It sure seemed it when George was tickling you the other day…”

Dream's cheeks immediately grew hot as he turned his head away from Punz. “S-shut- shuhut up! I- I’m so getting you I will find more than just your thighs and knees and I will wreck you!”

Punz tries to play confident but heat rises to his cheeks as well a very faint pink to them. “Whatever. Like you can do any of that with me tickling away at your thighs and knees!”

So with that he properly begins! He begins squeezing above both of Dream's knees.

Dream sqwuaks again falling into loud laughter, “GAH NAHAHAHA PUHUHUNNZZZ HAHAHA!”

Punz smiles with satisfaction, “Oh? What’s this? Your knees are bad too? Oh how interesting… hmm, I wonder if your thighs are bad as well~” Punz briefly pauses to let Dream speak.

“Puhunnzz ihihiffff yoouuu lahhahayyy ahaha single finger on my thighs you are so dead!”

Punz snickers, “Well that’s a risk I’m willing to take!”

He raises up slightly about to scoot himself upwards slightly so he can reach Dream’s thighs better but just before he can, Dream uses that split second to pull his legs out from under Punz, making him fall flat on his butt! Okay, so maybe Punz letting up to allow Dream to speak wasn’t a good idea…

Dream quickly tackles Punz sitting on his thighs, a victorious grin on his face. “Now Punz, if I remember right, Sapnap mentioned your hips the other day didn’t he, hmm?”

Punz’s cheeks turn a much more noticeable pink as he shakes his head immediately denying, “No, no, no, he didn't all! He just said how my upper body isn’t that bad except a couple spots!”

Dream snickers, “Yea yea sure.” Suddenly an light bulb goes off in Dream’s head, but he decides to save it for later, continuing with his current spot choice. He gives an experimental squeeze to Punz’s hips

Punz’s entire body jerks as he squeaks loudly. “EEK NOHO! DOHONT!“

Dream sticks his tongue to the side of his mouth as he smiles in satisfaction. “So you lied and Sapnap was right. My, my, my, isn’t that just something… Maybe it’s even deserving of a punishment!”

Punz’s eyes widen and he feels giggles bubbling inside his chest. “N-noho nonono- no punishment except for when I punish you!”

Dream laughs softly. “Welp, guess I’m just gonna have to make you laugh so hard you can’t fight back then won’t I?”

He wastes no more time as he drills his thumbs into the divots of Punz’s hips, Punz squeals falling into uncharacteristically loud laughter thrashing beneath Dream! “EEP AHAHA NAHAHA NOHOHO DRHEHHAHHAAMMM AHAHHAA FRIHIHICKK!”

Dream smiles delight in his eyes. “What’s the matter Punzo can’t take a couple little hip tickles, hmm? Too ticklish here? Need to give up?”

Punz shakes his head quickly. “NOHO IHIHIMM NAHAHTTT GIHIHIVVIHIHINNGG UHUHUPPP NOHOHO MAHAHTTHEHERRR WHAHHAATT!”

Dream nods slowly, slightly surprised and decides maybe it’s time to go with his idea he had earlier and just hope his guess is right. He stops and climbs off Punz’s thighs and prepares to go down towards his ankles, but just as he gets there Punz pulls his legs up and despite still giggling residually from ghost tickles, he tackles Dream. He sits on his waist, his back to Dream's legs beside his arms.

“Dihhiddnntt ehehxxppehehcctt thihisss did you Dreamie?”

Dream is suspended in slight surprise as he tries to feign confidence. “W-whatever- I’m not gonna give in”

Punz snickers gleefully. “Oh, you say that now Dreamie, but just wait!”

Dream expects to just feel squeezes, or maybe even scratches and pinches on his thighs, but is thrown for a loop when his left thigh gets squeezes and his stomach receives scratches!

He lets out a screech from surprise and ticklishness agony, immediately jerking around beneath Punz for freedom. “AAHH AHHAHAHA NOHOHO NOHOHONONONO THIHISSS IHIHISSS SOHOHO NAHAHTTT FHAHHAIHIHRRR!”

Punz laughs evilly. “Is anything ever fair about a tickle fight? All you gotta do is say two little words, Dreamie, and this can all be over..”

Dream shakes his head through his hysterics. “NOHOHO IHIHI RHEHHEFFUHUSSEHEHE!”

Punz shrugs, “Okay then time to up the ante.”

He moves his hand in Dream's thigh to focus on the inner part of it, managing to dip a finger into Dream's belly button at the same time! Dream shrieks and at first all he can think is how it tickles so much. His arms flailing at the sensations, but then his brain starts working trying to figure a way to turn the tables on him, when he realizes Punz’s feet are right next to him. If he can just get his arms under control and take him by surprise…

He manages to wrench his arms from waving around with a heap of self control. Punz doesn’t think much of it, figuring he’s grabbing onto his hair or his shirt to try and focus on anything but the tickling feeling, but he jumps letting out a shriek when suddenly he feels a scribbling feeling on his feet! “AAEEH DRHEHEHHHAHAHAMMM NOHOHO!”

Dream's eyes glint with satisfaction as he laughs meanly through his hysterics. “AHAH IHIHI KNNEHEHWW IHIT IHIHI KNOHOHIW HOHOWW TOHOHO WIHIHINN!”

Dream begins focusing towards Punz’s toes, and despite the socks, it’s still super super tickly. Punz loses it, having to get off Dream and pull his legs away to escape the feeling. But before he can wrench his feet away fully, Dream - still giggling wildly - grabs his ankles trapping them in a head lock his back facing Punz. “Any last words Punzie? Maybe you wanna go ahead and give up, hmm?”

Punz is giggling residually still, his face is flushed from laughter and flusteredness, but he shakes his head ever so stubborn. “Dohoho yoourrr wohohrrsstt!”

Dream whistles softly. “Oh you shouldn’t have said that…”

He gives Punz’s feet a good quick scirbble to keep him guessing, and then quickly changes so he’s sitting on his ankles, thus making both his hands free to tickle both feet!

Punz shrieked at the scribble and his eyes widened when he tried to move his legs and found they barely budged. “AAEEH NONONONO DREAM PLEASE!”

Dream smirks, something wicked-like. “You said to do my worst, so I’m gonna do it! Tckle, tickle, Punz~”

He wastes no time slipping his socks off, one hand scribbling on his right sole and the other scribbling under his toes! A sharp gasp is heard before Punz lets out a scream. “AAAHHH NONONONOHOHO NOHO TEHAHAASSIHIHNGG FRIHICKK NAHAHATT THEHERRHEHEHE NOHOHTT AHHATT THEHEH SAHHAMNEHEHE TIHIHIMEHEH AHAHHAAHA”

Dream smiles. “You know what you have to do for this to end, buddy~”

Punz debates sassing back, and even attempting to sit up and scribble at Dream's ribs, maybe even get a raspberry on his neck. But as Dream targets under his pinky toe and his arch, as well as teasing verbally again, he lets out another shriek and finally cracks. “AAEEEH OHOHOKKAHAHYY OHOHOKKAHHAYY IHIHI GIHIVVEHEHE IHIHI GIHIVVEHEHE YOOUU WIHIHINN!”

Dream tickles just a second longer before getting up. Punz quickly pulls his feet and legs in to rub them on the carpet, attempting to dispel the ghost tickles but it doesn’t work as the fuzzy carpet tickles him instead. He’s forced to just sit there for a minute until the feelings leave…

Bad giggles softly. “Wow Punz, never would’ve expected you to have such ticklish feet!”

Dream looks at him all mischief gone, instead replaced with gentle care. “You good, Punz?”

Punz nods softly as he slips his socks back on, lightly glaring at Bad. "Yea, I’m good, just…um, they’re really bad and I didn’t expect you to go after my bare feet and… shut it Bad, or I’ll go after your hips and armpits!”

Dream laughs, throwing his head back and Bad quickly shuts up bashfully. “Well, you did tell me to do my worst…”

Punz rolls his eyes, “Yeaa I did I guess…”

Dream helps Punz up and they go to their respective teams. Karl smiles brightly cheering ecstatically, “WOO THREE POINTS FOR TEAM TWO WE WIN!”

The rest of Team Two cheer! Hugging and high fiving one another in glee. Team One roll their eyes with smiles on their faces, not truly upset with the loss. Quackity says, “That.. uh- that was surprisingly fun."

Everyone nods and murmurs in agreement and Dream is next to speak. “Yeah. This has been really fun, maybe… maybe we should do it again in the future sometime? We could invite a few more friends over for it.”

Again everyone voices their agreement, and Sapnap pipes up. “Alright, I'm sure everyone's just as wiped out as I am, who’s hungry?”

A chorus of 'me's' rings out and he nods. “Wanna order some pizzas?”

At their collective nods of agreement, Sapnap grins. “Okay then… Dream's paying!”

He runs off to order before Dream can argue, and boy does he have something to say about it. “WHAT!?! NO WAY GET BACK HERE I AM NOT PAYING- SAPNAP!”

He chases after Sapnap, and there’s a burst of laughter from the remaining people in the room. And so that’s the end of an interesting but very fun day!

The end

[apollos-boyfriend]

hear me out,

[prisonpodcast]

Only downside of this event is that I want to watch both George and Sapnap at the same time but nooo I have to pick only one 😔

[dreamthinkr]

[cantofworms]

tubbo playing and streaming more w dtkq is smth that can be so epic especially for me >:)

[elibeeline]

System: so you put on a musical during the everything shower in an attempt to stay fronting during a possibly triggering time for certain headmates?

Eli: yes.

System: but you were unsuccessful?

Bakugo, frontstuck with punz for the rest of the afternoon: ...obviously.

[carpedzem]

Fo you think if the clout comes back to Dream team, Punz and those other ccs will come back? Obviously not immediately, because they’re very immature and they wanna be petty, but I wouldn’t be surprised if after a while they would try to come back under Dream’s wings if the money and the clout are going well.

Rn it seems like dropping Dream is easy because he is less active than usual. And those ccs, like you said, had a breakdown and it’s easy to take dumb decisions. Obviously they have a high ego so I don’t think they will switch up so soon, but I wouldn’t be surprised if after a while they would try again. What do you think?

my answer for that and other similar question is that by the end of a day i want dteam to have friends and be surrounded by people who love them. and if that would be someone from their old friends, if the issue is talked about and mutually forgiven, why not. they can be friends without me tapping into their streams.

i do hope that with a yt content thye will just find new friends - and we know its possible, like dream is bestie with xqc. bc he can be, bc hes bigger than the whole mcyt. i also found it a little funny that during gogcident people were saying that dteam needs less online friends to be better, just for george pull out his offline friend with japan LMAO. and i do wish them a lot lot offline friends, bc i think they will be less of a backstabbers and no clout chasers.

so to answer your question i dont care if they go back or not as long as they can apologize and make amends. it can be only on dteam terms, and only they can forgive. but i, as a fan/watcher, can choose if i want to watch a stream with former-backstabber-now-fixed #5

[cdroloisms]

I've been in a particular c!Dream mood today, so I thought I might as well take a bit of a crack at the timeline with the hindsight of the Dream SMP being over specifically with respect to c!Dream in terms of his actions from the revive book deal to staged finale.

Here's a post by Airrec and Bluebell that goes into a lot, definitely worth reading in terms of timeline shenanigans. With all that said, here's a few dates:

some time before november 6th - revive book deal

nov 16th - it's november 16th what can i even say

nov 18th/19th - c!Dream frames c!Tommy for stuff with c!Puffy

nov 23rd - vikk and lazar join the server

nov 28th - george's house burned

nov 29th - probation begins, date set for exile negotiations, dream says that he wouldn't push for exile if he got mellohi

dec 2nd - spirit speech

dec 3rd - dethronement

dec 4th - tommy exiled, prison commissioned

dec 6th - egg discovered, mexican lmanburg conflict, prison construction begins

dec 15th - dream gives techno map to woodland mansion and warns him of butcher army

dec 16th - tommy leaves exile, technoblade execution

dec 17th - dream and punz conversation about staged finale

january 5th - green festival

january 6th - doomsday

january 20th - staged finale

for this time period, there's a few things we know for sure, now:

c!dream didn't intend to put himself in prison at first but did plan on doing so by the time he told punz about staged finale. this is also when doomsday was for sure in the cards

c!dream created the prison largely due to his anxiety because of the supernatural that was specifically triggered by the revive book deal

c!dream was publicly known as having "no allies but punz" by the time of dethronement

c!dream takes on the stereotypical villain role in full during green festival, immediately after securing both discs

vikk and lazar experiments had to happen around/after doomsday, as the last time they're seen around the server is january 4th

with all of this in mind, there are a few things that we can pretty confidently conclude:

c!Dream was obviously thinking about the prison before he specifically commissioned c!Sam for it, but in the early days of the prison's conception (and judging by similar wording that we see him use on the day that the prison construction started) it is reasonable to believe that in universe, c!Dream did not yet plan to put himself in the prison when the prison construction began, and therefore staged finale was not yet his end goal

c!Dream's investigation of the supernatural could not have yet occurred at the beginning of his plans re: exile, as even if you consider the idea of vikk and lazar experiments happening earlier than their last known sighting on the server, they literally didn't join the server until november 23rd or so--and c!Dream's starting to frame c!Tommy for things happens November 18/19th, which leads into the exile conflict when c!Tommy does do something by burning down George's house

c!Dream's plan with exile seems to center heavily around the discs, as we had originally concluded. This is evident in his telling NLM that he wouldnt push for exile if he was given Mellohi, the focus on the discs during Spirit Speech, and his obvious change in demeanor once he was given the disc in Green Festival. The focus on separating Tommy and Tubbo (as Tubbo had Tommy's disc) during exile + after obviously went into this--however, as staged finale was, as we've established, not yet planned at this time, c!Dream evidently wanted the disc for other purposes

while it's impossible to say when c!dream switches gears for staged finale completely, it's obvious that this was the route that he had chosen when he brought the plan up to c!punz (when he already quite evidently had thought through several parts of the plan to put himself in the prison: he talks about something he'll do that'll make everyone hate him (doomsday), the need to stage a falling out (the finale), and considerations about the prison being "put to use") on December 17th. his reasons for deciding to commit fully to staged finale are hinted at by this conversation as well by his mentioning the failed execution of c!Technoblade and how that has reinforced the idea that they will now be after him the day before (December 16th) and c!Dream specifically establishing a rapport with c!Technoblade on December 15th by giving him a heads up on the Butcher Army seems to indicate his starting to act with the intention of possibly going through with staged finale in the future

more speculative side of this under the cut (warning. it's long and rambly and definitely less coherent than i usually try to be, which isn't great considering i'm already quite wordy and incoherent):

obviously c!dream was gunning for the disc for the entirety of the exile conflict, but we know that that wasn't specifically about staged finale yet because he hadn't yet planned to put himself in prison. at some point in time between december 5th and december 17th, his plans changed from the prison being intended for nebulous powerful enemy to being intended for himself--hence him being particularly neurotic about security and probably explaining shit like, raw potatoes etc. dream specifically says that exile didn't work in his tweet because tommy got away and went to technoblade, but after tommy leaves he also doesn't seem to prioritize continuing along that original plan--he explicitly says that he doesn't care where tommy is as long as he's away from the SMP, and even when he catches tommy a few times by the main server after that he really doesn't make a priority of taking him away + reexiling him. the most obvious example of this is his confrontation with technoblade at the nether portal, as the prioritization of saving the favor instead of using it for tommy is a very explicit show of him prioritizing the plan in its current iteration over continuing to harangue tommy

thinking about all of this i feel like. immediately after november 16th, c!dream had like. something like, three main goals? 1) Holy Shit What The Fuck + dealing with the supernatural side of the server, 2) dealing with the tommy problem (tm) and trying to restabilize the political situation on the server at that time, and 3) ensuring his safety and the safety of his allies

obviously some of c!dream's priorities after the revive book have to do with the supernatural, and obviously a world reset is something he specifically starts looking into after doing more revive book research. but seeing as revive book research isn't really possible until later on in season 1b, i think it's safe to say that until he was sure about that, the plan regarding the supernatural at first is to lock shit down and figure things out. c!punz obviously is an asset in the "figuring things out" department, and the prison itself is the biggest and most obvious example of c!dream taking proactive action to not be caught off guard. c!schlatt obviously scared the shit out of him and everyone in part just because no one expected alluvthat to go down, and the revive book reveal on top of all of c!schlatt's being. Like That. obviously sent c!dream into a spiral--the prison is a very obvious sort of knee jerk reaction to "there are threats beyond your comprehension that defy all known laws of reality" because he reacts by being like Okay Then We Will Make Something That Can Contain Any Threat (tm). the egg + realizing the literal world is broken when he and punz start doing revive book research obviously exacerbates all of this

the second thing that c!dream prioritizes literally immediately is dealing with c!tommy and the discs. which was definitely ooc for him at the time--he literally never was a guy that outright hunted down c!tommy before this time, and the disc conflicts were repeatedly initiated by c!tommy, not c!dream. his trying to frame the hell out of tommy was a new thing

but it's important to consider that on november 16th, c!Tommy very explicitly makes a point of saying Hey, My Goal Now Is Going To Be Getting Those Discs. he talks to tubbo specifically as well about how at the end of the day, no matter what happens, it'll be them against dream for the discs (and dream has neither disc at this point?)--c!Dream has every reason to believe that the Disc Conflict (tm) is going to start up soon and that c!Tommy is going to be back in Starting Shit Over The Discs Mode that had defined a lot of their conflicts pre-Manberg. and, well, you can't even say that he's wrong here--c!Tommy even makes a point of saying later that he went after c!George's house because he wanted to get to c!Dream.

when you consider stuff like c!tommy talking about his unfinished business and all-encompassing paranoia, right, it really is. like. c!dream is fucking scared as shit at the Eldritch Forces Beyond His Comprehension, he sees the world as out to Get Him especially after nov 16th makes him all but enemy no. 1, and he knows. KNOWS, for sure, that c!tommy is going to go back to pursuing him in the near future. and he's got a server that is very unstable after the fall of manberg and pogtopia, and the literal supernatural as a problem to contend with, and Tommy Fucking Innit is about to come after him again. and he's got no real leverage

the peace treaty between lmanburg + dream smp doesn't exist anymore because manberg was violently overthrown, the reasonable wilbur that allowed for peaceful coexistence on the server is just Gone, tommy is coming after him, the entire world doesn't make sense anymore

so all of this seems to suggest you know that the whole thing that c!Dream says about the discs in spirit speech all seems to be a big part of what he's doing at this point--c!Tommy is a threat that goes out of his way to fuck with c!Dream, he's continuing the disc conflict (a conflict that largely consisted of c!Dream being stolen from and blackmailed pre-Manberg) and the way exile conflict goes down (between c!Tommy telling all of NLM hey guys you know the most important part of all of this are my discs and the whole. Spirit situation.) really seems to affirm all of that. so with c!Tommy specifically talking about how he wants to continue the Disc Conflict, it does seem to suggest that to a certain degree, c!Dream's goal at this point in time might've been to more or less "win" the disc war and end that conflict already. by making himself someone impossible to blackmail (unlike how he was in the past) he establishes that c!Tommy's gambits to get the discs away from him that he's used in the past won't work anymore, which means that when c!Dream gets the discs it'll basically be game over.

he knew that the discs would be a problem again bc tommy literally announced it to everyone, and with dream this high strung he probably thought that this time he was going to make it happen according to his time frame instead of just waiting for tommy to attack him out of nowhere or some shit. as far as c!dream is concerned, c!tommy is one of the biggest threats against him on the server at that point because c!tommy Will Not Let This Conflict Go. and honestly, c!dream has a lot of reason to think of c!Tommy as a character with a hell of a lot of sway, considering uh. people were listening to this kid more or less over wilbur during the war on nov 16th and in pogtopia and all.

like for c!dream, c!tommy is a threat that isn't going to stop until dream makes him stop, and he's a guy that can pretty effectively make a lot of people on the server agree with him. he has very little bargaining power with nlm at the minute, but the situation (as far as he's concerned) is definitely more controllable with nlm than it was for like, manberg. tubbo is someone that can be reasoned with and someone that couldn't afford a war, and he did seem to be prioritizing peace over starting stupid battles--so for dream, the priority would've been getting the guy who DID make his whole deal into "starting stupid battles" to Stop Fucking Doing That, and just. in general, securing the discs was his best route for doing so. by getting the discs, he has solid leverage over c!tommy that he knows that c!tommy will listen to, and by establishing that blackmail wont work on him the way it has in the past, as soon as he gets the discs he does more or less "win"

in continuation of this, when it comes to c!Dream's goals about NLM in particular at this time, i am. looking at what he says about tubbo being a reasonable leader and going hmmmm. because what's pretty clear, right, is that no matter how you cut it, doomsday has to be connected to staged finale and putting dream in the prison. there is no world, no matter how buddybuddy he is with NLM and/or tommy, that destroying NLM through Doomsday wouldn't make everyone want his head on a stake. if c!Dream didn't decide on staged finale until later, it does seem like a logical progression of that statement to say he didn't decide on Doomsday until later as well. Which, once again, fits his actions at this point in time--c!dream specifically points to nlm's successfully hunting down and executing technoblade and subsequent focus on hunting him down as being the reason why they have to go for staged finale full throttle, and the butcher army escalating is the reason why he starts moving towards an allyship with c!Techno, the local guy who hates countries and would be the most obvious ally in destroying one.

(edit: this indicates that c!dream, who doesn't originally seem to be gunning for Doomsday specifically if we consider that he doesn't decide on staged finale until a little later, didn't really tip over onto the side of "this place has to go fr" until more obvious signs of nlm being completely averse to a "resolution" of sorts, the most obvious of that being the butcher army and plans to Go And Kill People including c!dream. and this further aligns with some of his villain speech on green festival, where he specifically talks about tubbo being a bad leader because he let quackity push him around too much, as we know that quackity was the one behind a lot of butcher army)

id say c!dream's plans immediately after november 16th seemed to be more along the lines of reestablishing a status quo with nlm than anything else--establishing himself again as the guy that shouldn't be fucked with (the walls, threatening to close the borders) and working for the discs. in a way he almost seems to be reverse engineering the original independence deal with lmanburg--technical independence for the discs, you guys agree to not mess with me and my shit and i get leverage over the guy that won't stop picking a fight with me--like exile was definitely about trying to get tommy to Stop Fucking Doing That + trying to get the discs first and foremost, because if tommy sees him as a "friend" and dream has the goddamn discs (and is no longer blackmailable) then the chances of the server "going back to normal" probably felt higher, all while dream is i think more or less trying for some level of peaceful coexistence with nlm--trying to establish himself as someone rational and willing to work with them and not against them as long as everyone was staying in their goddamn lanes

but obviously between the situation with c!tommy quickly showing itself as not really being sustainable + nlm's increasing aggression, considering how he obviously knew abt butcher army and later on green festival, he had to abandon the idea that the server could return to a status quo and instead go for the staged finale, with the breaking point obviously being c!Tommy leaving exile and the butcher army making its first definitive move on december 16th

c!dream framing c!tommy -> exile conflict -> saying that he'll not push for exile if he gets the disc all definitely seems to be For The Discs, and the specific engineering of a divide between tommy and tubbo (through exile, obviously) definitely seems to be for the purpose of getting the disc, either through convincing c!tommy to give it to him directly or through pressuring c!tubbo to give it to him as he does in green festival. his increasing lack of giving a shit about where c!tommy is and what he's doing post-dec 16th suggests that he switches gears in his plan, and the main thing that he emphasizes at that point is still the separation between tommy and tubbo (though obviously to a less neurotic degree than he does during exile) (and obviously even in exile the separation he particularly keeps up is once again between c!clingy and not all of the other like, ten people that visit tommy) . the emphasis on the discs isn't yet about staged finale but obviously does get incorporated into it when he comes up with staged finale because mans literally already made a whole plan centering around getting the discs of course he'd still proceed with it even when it becomes clear that peaceful coexistence, with or without them, has become completely impossible

and like all of this is happening at the same time that c!dream is actively freaking the fuck out about the revive book, and later experimentation really doesn't help with any of that at all when he discovers that whole Corruption thing. by the time we get to staged finale, the best way of ensuring some kind of stability seems to be having punz keep an eye out, getting rid of lmanburg for good, locking himself up to be like 👍 okay i cant cause problems anymore, and giving tommyinnit those god damned discs holy fuck

and obviously with no one really willing to peacefully coexist until they thought of him as Defeated (a point obviously established over the course of season 1b) that meant that the best way to ensure that he, his allies, and the revive book were all secured would be to engineer his own defeat and put himself in the safest possible position

buuuuuut yeah i think as far as my thoughts on c!dream and plans in season 1b, there's the plan to get the disc + reestablish a status quo of sorts that he abandons for good by the time of december 17th (though as early as december 15th we can see him starting to switch away from it + he probably came up with the plan for staged finale and doomsday and putting himself in the prison in more specifics earlier than that) and after that we see him full throttle go for staged finale until jan 20

and it's important right that during all of this c!dream is acting notably different from how he acts at literally any other point in the server. we know he has a literal like, psychotic break + paranoid spiral because of the revelations of the revive book and all of that ends up with him making the giant fucking what the fuck that is the prison. he's notably paranoid during a LOT of this two-month period. this is not a man in his right mind and a lot of the plans i think around this time definitely reflect that--staged finale is Batshit, and his plan to get the discs is Batshit as well. he's still strategizing and obviously he still pulls off staged finale successfully, but like. in terms of the actual like decisions he's making. it's like. holy hell dude why are you doing things like THAT.

and the idea of backup plans upon backup plans is also something that we see a lot from c!dream--he is adaptable and will change what he does based on the circumstances around him. we saw it in the revolution and multiple back up plans in terms of this time period makes sense as well--the original plan with exile was to get c!Tommy to see him as his "friend" to achieve his goal (with his goal, as established, seeming to be to get the discs), but when that obviously wasn't really working he instead focuses on pressuring c!Tubbo through establishing himself as less volatile than c!Tommy to end up obtaining Mellohi during the Green Festival. his shifting away from originally trying to establish an agreement with NLM more similar to how the server had been pre-Manberg when doing so was evidently impossible bc of the butcher army focusing wholeheartedly on hunting him down leads to the plan that consists of Doomsday/Staged Finale/Putting himself in the prison, which secures himself + his ally + the revive book and gets rid of the perceived major threat that was evidently not going to agree to coexist peacefully, NLM.

anyway hopefully someone could make some sense out of . all of that. a lot of speculation in terms of his original plan pre-staged finale but i think that it does seem to fit w/ some earlier patterns that have been established--mostly i'm just solid on the points of 1) he was gunning for the disc from the beginning for his goals, whatever his goal at the time was and 2) i don't think doomsday + a total annihilation of lmanburg was really something he was specifically gunning towards until he established staged finale as the plan, because he obviously knew that destroying lmanburg would destroy any possibility of peace between him and the rest of the server and would therefore have to ensure his safety through something like putting himself in the prison--after all, c!dream at the beginning of this whole arc already knows that he's alone and wasn't necessarily trusting in a whole collection of allies to watch his back (like, as if anyone watched his back like, from the revolution onwards. lmao. guy literally has more allies by this point in punz and ranboo than he did before i stg)

[bleue-flora]

Posts Indexes

⬦ Shorter ⬥ Long ⬩ Additional/Asks

"Essay" Index

Audience Perception ⬥ The Psychology of the Audience’s Judgement ⬦ The medium of live streams ⬥ Antagonist are more entertaining to watch ⬦ Character Projection = Therapy ⬦ Character perception engraved into the stream

DSMP Morality ⬥ Just because It’s a prison doesn’t make it Justice. ⬥ There are no laws. ⬥ We all see things are good from out POV ⬥ Wilbur - more than one bad guy "Big Bad" Dream ⬦ Did they fear him? ⬦ RIP Dream's reputation ⬥ How little he has to try to be "evil" ⬥ Why they burned down Tubbo's house ⬥ Most Attached ⬩ ⬥ Why Dream really is a snake ⬥ So many labels for Dream...

Prison Arc ⬥ Why I think Dream put himself in prison ⬥ The crazy cruelty of the prison arc ⬥ Sam’s need for control ⬥ Sam liked it ⬥ Sam's ultimate engineering project

Daedalus ⬥ The switch in Daedalus ⬦ Daedalus wasn't about revenge ⬥ Manipulation in Daedalus ⬥ The message of Sam's scar ⬥ Sam entitlement to food ⬥ No more than books

Post-Prison ⬥ Dream's post prison behavior ⬥ Dream's pragmatic mindset ⬦ Dream's definition of Friend

Staged Duo ⬥ Punz agrees to Dream's goal 100% ⬥ Did Punz push back against Dream's plans? ⬥ Is Punz crueler than Dream? ⬦ Monster and Mercenary ⬦ They are sooo evil ⬥ Staged duo headcanon ⬥ Did Punz enable Dream's self destruction? ⬥ The Plan

Finale ⬥ Why the Finale was good. ⬦ Why Punz brought back Dream in Finale ⬥ Why do so many hate the finale? ⬩ ⬩ ⬩ ⬥ The finale wasn't about forgiveness ⬩

Disc Duo ⬦ Similarity between Tommy & Dream ⬦ How can people think Dream deserved prison due to Exile ⬥ Essay on Tommy ⬩ ⬥ Discduo discussion ⬥ Clingy duo Toxicity ⬥ Go from hating Tommy to apologist? ⬩ ⬥ Skeppy cage will never not be funny ⬩ ⬦ Drowning parallelism? ⬥ Is Dream obsessed with Tommy? ⬩ ⬩ ⬩ ⬥ Dream & Tommy friendship in Exile... ⬩ ⬩ ⬩ ⬩ ⬩ ⬩ ⬥ What's lore and not? ⬩ ⬥ Exile as "Not morally perfect" ⬩ ⬥ Is Tommy the psychopath? ⬩ ⬩ ⬩ ⬩

Rivals Duo ⬦ The Importance of Techno's 1 Life ⬥ Dream vs Techno in fighting dehumanization ⬥ Is Techno a more mentally stable Dream? ⬦ Why He Wrote The Letter ⬥ Dream and Techno being silliness ⬦ Did Techno only break in for Ranboo? ⬦ Beauty and the Beast ⬩

Loud Duo ⬥ Comparing Dream & Quackity as Villains ⬥ Does Quackity have empathy? ⬩ ⬩ ⬦ RIP the satisfying revenge

[kasey-writes-stuff]

Pumpkin spice

https://x.com/hiddenheavens_/status/1699604957584891925?s=46&t=kkP4Hc550di8WKAyIeM7EQ Wooo decided to join my friend ( @wishitweresummer ) and do this little thing hope y’all enjoy! (Also ty to summer for the title <3)

Punz and Sam were currently at the store grabbing costumes and Halloween makeup for the festival in a few hours! They had been searching through the costumes about an hour having had no plan when they got there and they finally settled on one. They decided to go with the classic Skeleton, they got the cheesy black outfits with bones on them and grabbed Halloween makeup for Punz to do their makeup. They got home and immediately put the costumes on and then Punz began doing Sam’s makeup but there was a slight problem.

“Sam stop moving please!”

Punz groaned softly a small smile on his face

“Ihi can’t help it! It t-tihickklehehss!”

Sam’s head twitched and his nose wiggled.

“Please, it can’t be that bad! Just hold still the best you can a few more minutes okay?”

Punz smiled softly at the younger.

“Fihinnehe I’ll do mihihiyyyy behestt.”

Sam giggled and sighed softly as he attempted to be still.

“See there all done now was it really that hard?”

Punz smirked softly at him.

“Yes yes it was!”

Sam joked back at the older.

“Oh whatever just let me do mine and then we can go okay?”

Punz rolled his eyes light heartedly.

“Yea alright.”

Sam smirked an idea coming to mind.

“Okay it shouldn’t take too long since I’ve basically done it before.”

Punz began applying the make up to his face carefully.

“Hmm well it actually might take a little longer.”

Sam smirked softly as he poked up and down Punz’s ribs.

“EEP! Whahatrtt shahahmmm noho! Youuurrrhehehe gohohnnahahha mahahhkkehehee meheheh mehehsss uhuhuppp!”

Punz squealed squirming as he fell into giggles desperately trying to keep his hand steady.

“Oh? But earlier you were challenging me saying it couldn’t be that hard right? So come on this can’t be too hard for you right?”

Sam chuckled softly.

“Thihisss ihihisss tohohttthahhalllyyy dihihiffheherrrehhennttt!”

Punz exclaimed as he just barely missed making a huge mess up.

“Hmm well I mean maybe it is but the concept is the same so tomato tomato you know?”

Sam smiled softly as he gave Punz’s hips a squeeze.

“AEEH! SAHAHAMM!”

Punz jumped bursting into a shriek as he accidentally drew a big black line across his cheek and he sighed grabbing the make up remover.

“Ohohokkahhayyy ohohokkahahyyy ihimm dohonnehehe ihihi pprohohommihisshehe.”

Sam giggled out hands raised in surrender.

“You better be or else we’re gonna be late for the festival and miss all the best candy!”

Punz shook his head then began fixing his makeup carefully.

“Pinky promise I am I don’t wanna miss the king sized snickers!”

Sam shook his head quickly.

“Good just another few and I’ll be done.”

Punz carefully worked at finishing his makeup and soon enough was done so the two quickly headed out.

“So I heard there’s gonna be a pumpkin patch there do you wanna get a few pumpkins together.”

Sam asked curiously.

“Yea that sounds fun let’s do it.”

Punz nodded getting in the drivers side of the car.

“Woo I bet I’ll pick a better pumpkin than you!”

Sam says playfully, smiling at the older.

“What no way dude I’m like the expert pumpkin picker.”

Punz scoffed as they began making the drive.

“Nah bro no way I am so good luck.”

Sam shook his head nonchalantly.

“Uh huh whatever just wait you’ll see!”

Soon enough the two made it to the festival quickly getting out of the car.

“So do you wanna do the pumpkin patch first or getting candy.”

Punz asked.

“Definitely the candy because if we wait too long like you said earlier all the best stuff will be gone.”

Sam says.

“Yea true you’re right!”

Punz nods softly as they begin walking to the festival.

“Oh I hope they have caramel apples man it’s been years since I’ve had one!”

Sam says excitedly.

“Yea same that does sound pretty good right now.”

Punz nods in agreement as they finally make it into the festival.

“Oohh look king sized snickers right as we walk in!”

Sam says excitedly.

“No way dude this is alresdy a W.”

Punz smiles following Sam over to the booth.

“It’s because I totally have like, Halloween luck or something. I’ve gotten a king sized candy bar without fail every Halloween since I was like, seven.”

Sam boasts smirking softly as they each grab a bar.

“What- that’s crazy you gotta be lying or something dude there’s no way- wait okay no because you had to have stopped at what like fourteen so you just bought yourself a king sized bar every year didn’t you?”

Punz points a finger accusingly at Sam.

“Okay well… alright alright maybe! But hey it still counts!”

Sam laughs softly as he and Punz walk off to another booth.

“Okay I guess technically but still it’s not like true luck when you’re buying them for yourself!”

Punz shakes his head smiling.

“Oh come on bro I mean at least like seven of those years was genuine though so I still have atleast a little bit of Halloween luck!”

Sam smiles shaking his head a bit as they reach the next booth.

“I meannnn I guess just a little I don’t know thoughhhh.”

Punz teases softly.

“Alright just wait you’ll see somehow I’ll prove my luck!”

Sam huffs playfully as he jabs Punz’s side.

“AYE! D-dohont!”

Punz’s cheeks flush pink jumping before he grabs a handful of candy tossing it in his bucket.

“Sorry sorry you were doubting me I had to you were basically asking for it!”

Sam smirks as he too grabs a handful of candy tossing it in his bucket.

“Okay no I was not asking for it by not believing your little Halloween luck claim.”

Punz squeezes Sam’s hip smirking as they start to approach the caramel apple booth.

“GAH! H-hehehey! Brohoho come on!”

Sam exclaims jumping and giggling shaking his head before grabbing a caramel apple.

“Hey it’s only fair you got me first!”

Punz chuckles softly as he grabs a Carmel covered apple as well.

“Whatever bro let’s eat these and maybe grab a few more handfuls of candy before moving to the pumpkin patch yea?”

Sam rolls his eyes softly as they continue onwards.

“Sounds good to me.”

Punz nods as they hit a few more booths before making their way to the pumpkin patch.

“So you going for a big pumpkin or a small one?”

Sam asks.

“Hmm probably closer to the bigger side more space for if I pick a pretty big design but like not too big cause then it’ll just look stupid or take too much time.”

Punz shrugs softly.

“Yea that’s a good plan actually I might steal that from you.”

Sam giggles softly as they go inside the patch and begin their search, after a few minutes they separate. They’re separated about ten minutes before meeting back up but it wasn’t an intentional meet up they just happened to go right for the same pumpkin.

“Oh hi there stranger fancy meeting you here.”

Sam joked playfully.

“Yea fancy meeting you at my pumpkin.”

Punz says with a playful smile.

“What absolutely not I saw it first!”

Sam exclaims shaking his head!

“No way I saw it first!”

Punz shakes his head.

“No way bro I literally touched it first too!”

Sam exclaims again.

“Noooo I totally touched it first!”

Punz huffs softly.

“Okay I think there’s only one way to settle this!”

Sam cracks his knuckles and tackles Punz to the ground careful to avoid any pumpkins nearby.

“What do you mean by THAAAATTT!

Punz’s words turn into a yell as he’s tackled.

“What I mean by that is this!”

He snaps his hands to Punz’s thighs quickly squeezing up and down them thumbs on the tops as the rest of his fingers cover the backs.

“AEEH BAHAHAHHA NOHOHO SHAHAHHAHMMM DUHUHUDDHEHEHE!”

Punz shrieked quickly trying to wiggle out from Sam but seeing that plan not working he decided to switch to fighting back! His hands quickly found place on Sam’s chest scribbling on one side and squeezing the other!

“EEP NAHAHAHA WHAHATTT THEHE HEHELL BROHOHO?!?”

Sam squeals bursting into laughter and falling backwards off Punz!

“Hahahaha yehehahahaha nohoh it’s not gonna be that easy to take me down Sam!”

Punz quickly sits on Sam’s hips and his hands dart to Sam’s ribs switching between squeezing at them and scribbling on them being sure to get the backs with each method!

“EEK! NAHAHAHHAHAA BBBRRROHOHOHO THHAATTSSS SOHOHO NOHOHOTTT FAHAHHIHIRRR!”

Sam writhes under Punz squeaking as he continues laughing loudly, much like Punz he can’t seem to wiggle out from under the guy. So he sits up the best he can and reaches his hands out he goes for his hips squeezing them quickly!

“What? What’s not fair me going for EEP! NAHHAHAHA WHHAHATTT SHAHHAHAHAHAHMM NOHOHOTT THEHEHERRRHEHEHE!”

Punz falls backwards squealing before bursting back into loud laughter.

“Ohoho nohohottt heherrhehe? Why’s that too bad of a spot? Hmm afraid you won’t be able to fight back cause of how much it tickles punzo?”

Sam smirks as he begins drilling his thumbs into the dips of Punz’s hips!

“NAHAHAHA SHUHUTTT UHUHUPP IHIHI TOHOTTTHAHHALLYYY CCHAHAHANNN!”

It takes him a bit and a few tries but he finally manages to sit up enough to plunge his hands into Sam’s armpits!

“AAEEH NONONOHOHOHOHO NAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!”

Sam shrieks bursting back into laughter his arms clamp down but he keeps his hands on Punz’s hips one squeezing as the other makes circles and switching them every few seconds.

“AHAHAHAHHAAHA NOHOHOHO WHHAHAATTT THEHEHEH JUHUHUSSTTT GIHIHIHIVVVEHEHE UHUHUPP AHHALLLLRRRHEHEHEHAHADDDYYY AHAHNNDDD GIHIHVVEHEHE MEHEHE THEHHEE PUHHUMMPPPKIHIHINNN!”

Punz jerks but does his best to keep his hands in Sam’s pits. His fingers fastly scirbbling around before zeroing in on the middles.

“AAH NOHOHOHO NAHAHAHAAHA NOHOHOTTT HAHAPPPHEHEHEHENNNIHIHINNGGG!”

Sam’s hands speed up desperately trying to make Punz break, as he can feel his own resolve nearly breaking.

“AAH NHAHAHAHHAHAA AHAHLLLRRRRIHIHIGGHTTT YOOOUU AHAHASSSKKKHEHDDD FOHOHORRR THIHISS!”

Punz’s hands speed up practically digging into Sam’s pits as if he’s looking for treasure. To add onto that he manages to lean up and place his head into Sam’s neck. The vibrations of his crazed laughter mixed with his slight beard working very effectively.

“AAAHH AHAHAHLLLRIHIHUGGGHTTTT AHAHHALLRRIHIGGHHHTT YOOOUUU WIHIHINNN JUHUSSTT GEHEHETTTT OOUTTT!”

Sam retracts his hands continuing to laugh loudly as Punz is still going.

“Hahahha hehehe lehhetttsss gohoho bahahbbbyy!”

Punz slows to a stop pulling his head away and collapsing backwards on the ground.

“Gehehezzzhehehe mahahannn thahattt whahahsss sohoho muhuchhh wohohorrshehehe thhahannn ihiddd ehevvveherrr ehheexxpprhehecctt!”

Sam says through residual giggles. falling back next to Punz.

“Hehehehe yehehaha lihihitttllhehehehe sohohommehheetthihinnggg ihihi lehehhaharrnehehedd.”

Punz says still giggling residually as well.

“Oh really? I’ll have to keep that in mind.”

Sam smirks softly as he slowly gets up and reaches out his hand for Punz.

“Oh shut up and let’s go find you your pumpkin yea?”

Punz says blushing softly as he takes Sam’s hand and the two are off to find Sam a pumpkin.

“Alright alright hehe, Oohh that one!”

Sam exclaims jogging over to one excitedly.

“Oh yea it looks practically the same as this one! Wait so you’re telling me we didn’t even need to do all of that?! This whole time there was practically the exact same pumpkin right here?!”

Punz says exasperatedly in a playfully way.

“I guess so but don’t act like you didn’t enjoy it punzo.”

Sam says smiling knowingly at the older.

“Oh whatever you enjoyed it too if not more!”

Punz says cheeks flushed again.

“Okay- I… you know let’s go ahead and get these pumpkins back and start carving yea? Yea alright let’s go.”

The end

[ilici]

coming home.

Summary: Y/N heads home with her uncle, only to find out the football team will be staying with them.

NSFW MINORS DNI !!

Warnings: Mention of knife play, knife play, choking, ropes, blindfolded, some surprises.

Word Count: 4540

shift in point of views, when the point of view is changed, the color of the text will change in the first word. I will have a parenthesis of the color that is chosen for those who are colorblind and may not be able to view the color.

Color Code:

Green - Dream

Blue - George

Orange - Sapnap

Purple - Karl

Yellow - Punz

Pink - Reader

Red - Third Person

(Pink) Shifting around, attempting to get a better look at my hip in the mirror, I flinch once my hand makes contact with the healing 'KJ' that was carved into my skin.

"Come on, let's get you cleaned up." Punz's voice sounded muffled, and I could only nod.

Feeling my body being lifted up, I could somewhat make out the outline of George from my blurred vision as I was being carried somewhere.

Hearing the sound of water, I was gently placed into a warm tub, as all five men got to work cleaning me up.

Sapnap was washing my hair, Dream was getting the bandages and ointment ready for my hip, and Karl was scrubbing off some of the dried cum, and washing the rest of my body.

Once I was finished, Dream put the ointment and bandage on me, while Punz made sure I peed.

George now had me bundled up in warm towels he put in the dryer to make them warmer for me.

While I was in the bath, George even made hot chocolate for everyone and put on a Christmas movie.

Getting dressed in Sapnap's clothes, Karl carried me into the living room. Setting me down on the couch, George put a blanket on me and handed me the hot chocolate. Dream played the movie, and I spent a couple more hours there.

The aftercare was amazing.

Shaking my head, and putting another bandage on it, I huff quickly getting dressed. Letting my hair air dry, as I was too lazy to even bother with it.

"Y/N!"

Looking at the closed door, that slightly muffled the voice that yelled.

"Yeah?"

"Your uncle is here!"

Running my fingers through my tangled hair, wincing once they got caught in a knot.

Opening the door I smiled at my uncle, who only scolded me for taking forever to get ready.

"It's not like you have a wound to tend to."

I muttered under my breath, Karl's face appearing in my mind.

"What was that?"

He asked, and I only shrugged my shoulders, acting as if I said nothing.

"Let's go. We have guests waiting for us."

Halting my stops, I look at him my eyebrows furrowing in confusion.

"What?"

-

(Orange) "Please just shut the fuck up."

I groan, refraining from banging my head against the window of the RV, as Dream and Karl scream at each other playing Mario Kart on their switches.

"God shut up!"

Punz yelled, throwing one of the couch pillows at Karl.

Karl let out a grunt of disapproval before his mood changed as he flipped Dream off.

"Suck on that you fucker."

Dream only retaliated by punching Karl's arm harshly.

"And you say I rage."

I whispered under my breath, looking up at Y/N's dorm door.

"So why exactly are we at the girl's dorms?"

George asked, and I looked over at him as if he were stupid.

"We're picking Y/N up, you idiot. The coach was telling us he was picking up his niece the entire time we were loading up."

Punz explained, hitting George every time he said a new word.

-

(Red) Everyone quickly stopped talking, once Coach walked into the RV.

"You guys are acting weird."

He muttered, shaking his head sitting down in the drivers seat.

Y/N finally walked in, her midriff visible, a little part of the bandage visible to those who looked close enough, or studied her body.

Karl instantly spotted it, a smirk played on his lips, as he scanned her body.

"Boys, this is Y/N. She is my niece, she is a Senior here."

This caught everyone's attention.

They all sworn up and down she was younger than them.

"You all probably remember her when I sent her to give you guys the rough draft."

"Oh, I definitely remember that."

Dream spoke up, a playful smirk on his face.

Y/N looked at all of them, her eyes lingering on Karl a little longer once she remembered the injury on her hip.

Giving them a small smile, she turned around sitting in the passenger seat trying her best to ignore their existence.

"When did you even get this thing? And why?"

She voiced out, busying herself with her phone, scrolling aimlessly through TikTok awaiting her uncle's answer.

Without answering, her uncle only glanced at her as he turned it on, lightly pressing on the gas to exit the dorm's parking lot.

"Well?"

She pressed, shooting him a glare.

"I got it about two weeks ago, I figured why not take the boys on vacation and also train as well. With you coming along, I figured my van wouldn't fit everyone."

He finally answered, and she nodded leaving it at that.

"Ow! Get back here you punk!"

Was heard, before Punz was basically on top of Y/N, giving her a goofy grin.

"Settle down!"

Coach yelled while Sapnap tugged on Punz's leg, attempting to pry him off.

"Do you mind getting off?"

She voiced, shoving him off of her, while Sapnap dragged him behind the curtains of the cab.

"Do you mind going to settle them down?"

He asked her, and she rolled her eyes following in behind Punz's disappearing head.

Once she was in view, George cleared his throat.

-

(Blue) "You lot are basically children, aren't you?"

I heard Y/N speak, and looked down at my hands that were gripping Karl's hood to keep him from attacking Punz.

Watching her eyes scan the scene, Dream dropped Sapnap, as Punz groaned once Sapnap fell on him.

"Pretty sure children can't fuck a senior in college."

Sapnap spoke up, his voice muffled in Punz's back. Shaking her head, and rolling her eyes she walked over grabbing Dream's wrist, along with mine pulling the both of us to the back.

As the three of us stepped over the two on the floor, I kept throwing Dream a confused glance, one that he'd return.

"What do you need?"

Dream asked before I could.

"If you two do not tame those three out there, I will be pissed, and so will my uncle. I want to at least sleep on the drive there."

She said, sternly, as if we were being scolded.

"How long is the drive anyways?"

I asked, rubbing the back of my neck taking notice that she has yet to drop our wrists.

She merely glanced my way, before looking over her shoulder.

"About six hours. Why?"

She asked, finally dropping our wrists, adjusting her skirt, and attempting to hide the bandage, that slightly, just slightly blended into her skin tone.

"If you're trying to hide that, why wear whatever this is?"

Dream spoke, grabbing the thin cloth that she called a shirt.

Slapping his hand away, she scowled, "It's called a crop top. It's long enough to hide everything unless I raise my arms."

She defended, while Dream and I hummed before walking around her.

As I was on the side that her injury was on, I purposely wrapped my arm around her waist, dragging it along until it left contact with her.

--

(Purple) Watching where George and Dream came from intently, I smiled brightly when she came back through.

She looked at Sapnap and Punz who were now settled down, busy playing whatever game they were on the switches.

As she was about to walk past me, my body instinctively reacted.

"Yes?"

Blinking, I realized I had grabbed her wrist halting all her movements.

"Oh- Uhm. Want to watch this movie with me?"

I asked, my face turning red.

Watching her look around, George was on his phone loudly scrolling through TikTok, Dream was trying to convince the coach to let him have one of the beers from the fridge, while Punz was laid across Sapnap both focused on their games.

Hearing her sigh, I gave her a look of hope, and she rolled her eyes giving in.

"There isn't any place to sit. You're in the weird recliner chair."

She pointed out, and I shrugged letting her wrist go before patting my lap.

"But my uncle--"

"But nothing. He is driving, Dream is now in your spot, and George is on the little space left on the couch since Sapnap and Punz are taking up the rest. Nobody is going to pay any mind to it."

I reassured her, and she nodded before hesitantly sitting down. I grinned, rotating the chair towards the direction of the table where my laptop resided.

"What movie is it?"

I hummed, helping her adjust to her level of comfort, my arms now wrapped around her waist and my head resting on her shoulder.

"It's not actually a movie, I just say that because I binge this series for hours. It's Total Drama Island."

She nodded, as I unpaused the movie.

--

(Yellow) "Bro. Look."

Patting Sapnap's chest, as my head was in his lap, he grunted and looked down at me to see where I was pointing.

Both of our eyes traveled to where Karl and Y/N were watching something on his laptop. No sound was heard from the laptop as they both had his AirPods in.

"Damn. Lucky bitch."

Sapnap whispered, "Seems innocent though. They're both watching something. Let's leave it be. Plus her uncle is just behind those curtains."

He dismissed it quickly.

I rolled my eyes, "They could be watching porn."

Sapnap smacked my head and whispered under his breath.

"Shut the hell up."

George spoke up, and I tilted my head back to look at him.

"What?"

"One. You're distracting me from my video and I have earbuds in, two not everyone is horny like you."

He rambled, and I laughed.

"You finally have earbuds in after having to listen to your loud shit."

--

(Red) Everyone was now in their own world. Dream was helping his coach with directions while also keeping up a conversation, George was in the bathroom for more privacy, and Sapnap and Punz were knocked out snoring ever so slightly.

Karl and Y/N were on season 2, and they still had about 5 hours left of the drive.

--

(Pink) "Karl, I have a question."

He hummed, letting me know he was listening.

"Why didn't Bad come with us?"

I asked, and he looked at me, now that we were now in a new position.

"He was going to come, but he decided to stay behind and fix up the locker room for us. Something about a smell that was lingering."

He explained, rubbing my bare legs that were thrown over the edge of the chair.

I nodded, "There was a smell. So I understand."

Chuckling, we turned our attention back to the show.

Growing bored, I glanced around us and bit my bottom lip.

Karl and I were basically alone. George was nowhere in sight, Punz and Sapnap were dead asleep, and Dream was still in the front.

Turning to look at him, I gave him a small nudge on his shoulder.

"What's up?"

He asked, keeping his attention on the screen.

Leaning forward to whisper in his ear, I grin.

"We're alone if you think about it."

He looked around, noticing how it was practically empty.

--

(Purple) Smirking, my mind instantly thought of multiple things.

"Do you know how to be quiet as well as you know how to whisper?"

I asked her, and she gave me a confused look.

"Don't you think we could have a little fun while watching this? We can even make a bet."

This piqued her interest, and she was now all ears.

"Cockwarm me, whoever makes a sound, wants more, or moves first loses. The winner gets to leave a hickey anywhere on the other."

Watching the gears turn in her head, she grinned nodding.

Helping her move back into her original position, I lifted the back of her skirt a bit.

"Thong? How risqué."

I tease, and she smacked my leg in rebuttal.

Lifting her up a bit, I moved my sweatpants down until I pulled my cock out.

"No boxers? How risqué."

She teased.

I rolled my eyes, and moved her thong to the side, already feeling how wet she was. Biting my bottom lip, I helped her slide onto me. We both held back a groan, and she shuddered.

"Good luck."

I whispered, unpausing the show.

Turning our attention back to the show, Y/N was biting her bottom lip roughly.

--

(Red) To others' eyes, it looked like Karl and Y/N were still watching TDI normally.

But one person knew what was happening, and they couldn't wait to bust them.

They wanted to join in on the fun.

--

(Yellow) Looking up at Sapnap, I slowly raise up carefully not to wake him. Scratching my neck, I look at Karl and Y/N smirking.

Y/N was barely moving her hips, and I saw Karl grip her waist roughly. She winced from the pain, more than likely from the wound.

"You lost. But don't worry. It'll be double the punishment."

Karl whispered to her, maintaining eye contact with me.

Gesturing to the bedroom, Karl lifted Y/N up before putting his cock away and Y/N looked at me with a red face.

I tutted and shook my head grabbing her wrist and leading her to the bedroom as Karl paused his video and followed behind.

"You both are horny fucks."

I said throwing Y/N onto the bed, her skirt flying up to her stomach. I instantly looked at her thong which was now damp.

"Yet so am I."

I growled out, motioning Karl to barricade the entrance.

"I'm going to devour you."

I told her, and she whimpered quietly.

Grabbing her plush thighs, I pulled her towards me roughly.

"I've been waiting to do this since you got in this damn RV."

Pulling her thong off of her body, I stuffed it into her mouth as Karl now joined us on the bed.

Looking over my shoulder, I see he put the curtain down, and hooked it onto the closet doorknob.

"Be quiet for us."

Karl told her, and I scoffed at how sweet he was being with her.

Rolling my eyes, I started nipping at her thighs, working my way up to her pussy.

Karl on the other hand was leaving hickeys all over her breasts.

Finally making it up to her pussy, I gave it a long lick before devouring it.

--

(Blue) Walking out of the bathroom, I saw only Sapnap dead asleep on the couch and no sign of anyone else.

Walking towards the bedroom, I heard muffled noises, and I smirked.

Trying to open the curtain, which refused to open, I glared at it before crawling under finally making it in.

"Thought you could have fun without me?"

I asked, and Punz just simply flipped me off continuing to eat her out, as Karl looked up at me shrugging.

"You were in the bathroom."

Scoffing, I crawled over to the bed taking her thong out of her mouth and sticking my fingers in her mouth instantly shoving them down her throat.

Hearing her gag on them, I smirk.

"Want to suck me off?"

I asked, and she eagerly nodded with glossy eyes.

Pulling my sweats and boxers down, I pull out of fingers and replaced them with my cock.

She instantly started sucking, and I leaned my head back in bliss.

"Sapnap should be waking up soon. Dream will be the only one that won't join us."

I told them, and Punz laughed into her pussy, causing her hips to buck up.

"Seriously?"

"Told you."

I muttered, petting Y/N's head and looking over at Sapnap who had an obvious tent in his shorts.

"Feel free to join."

Karl said, now kissing all the hickeys he left.

"Dude, Dream is going to be pissed."

Watching Y/N orgasm once more, Sapnap pushed Punz away.

--

(Orange) "Damn. How many times did she cum?"

I asked, seeing how fucked out she already looked.

"I counted five times."

Punz said, and Karl furrowed his eyebrows.

"I counted seven."

He said, and I rolled my eyes.

"Whatever. I'm going to fuck her anyways. Karl, did you pack that tie you were talking about?"

I asked, and Karl nodded walking over to his luggage that was under the bed pulling out a green and black tie.

"Seriously? Harry Potter-themed tie?"

George said, pulling his now semi-limp cock out of her mouth as some cum spilled down her chin.

"Shut up. It matches one of my outfits."

He said defensively.

Taking the tie from him, I handed it to George who looked down at her.

"We're going to blindfold you. Is that okay?"

Watching her nod, I strip off my shorts and boxers, lining my cock up before slowly pushing in and groaning out.

"Be a little quieter, just because they have music blaring doesn't mean they won't hear."

Punz said, throwing a pillow at me.

--

(Pink) Losing my vision, I reach for something as I adjust to the slight burn of Sapnap's cock stretching me. Feeling someone's hand interlace with mine, putting me at ease.

Feeling Sapnap pullout, he rammed back into me. Arching my back a hand from another direction covered my mouth muffling the loud moan.

"Quiet."

They warned, and I nodded at Punz's demanding tone.

Keeping their hand there, the other hand that I was digging my nails into was rubbing their thumb over my hand soothing me.

"Be a good girl for us."

Karl muttered, and I kept holding back moans, letting some slip through into Punz's hand.

After what felt like forever, I finally felt myself coming close.

"Gonna cum? I can feel it."

Sapnap said, speeding up his thrusts.

Nodding vigorously, I dug my nails deeper into the other person's skin when I felt myself cum.

Sapnap came inside of me shortly after and pulled out shoving his cum back into me.

"Smile for the picture pretty girl."

Sapnap mumbled.

Feeling all the weight from everyone getting off the bed, my mouth and hand felt empty.

Finally feeling the tie being taken off, I adjust to the lighting and look around.

Everyone left besides Punz.

He helped clean me up and changed the bandage for me.

Since my skirt had some cum on it, I had to change into a pair of my sweats instead.

Walking out with Punz, I sat on the couch letting Sapnap rest his head on my lap as he handed me a switch.

"Let's play a game."

--

Actually Dumb (Blue): Send the pic

Simp (Purple): ^

Dom Daddy. (Green): What pic?

Fuckboy 2.1 (Orange): Load Image

--

(Green) Looking ahead at the road, I pulled my phone back out after a couple minutes and opened the chat.

Clicking on the image, I nearly choked on my spit.

"Excuse me, sir."

I said, before walking out and glaring at everyone.

Y/N and Sapnap were playing a game together, and Karl was on his laptop, while George and Punz were smirking up at me.

"You guys think this is funny?"

I whispered, walking towards them.

"You chose to sit with the coach. Not our fault. Can't go up there and simply say, "Hey want to fuck Y/N with us?" Now, can I?"

Punz said shrugging, while Y/N and Sapnap paused their game everyone's attention turning to me.

Running my fingers through my hair, I threw one of the empty juice boxes at Punz.

"Just wait till we get there."

I said pointing at them, my eyes locking with Y/N's.

"Yeah yeah, whatever Dream."

Sapnap mumbled, unpausing his game.

Walking back up to the front, I sat down cursing under my breath looking at how many miles we had left.

"What was it?"

"Sapnap couldn't find the beers."

--

(Red) Sleeping the rest of the way there, Y/N was picked up by Dream per the Coaches request, and was brought into what was another house beside the one their coach went into.

Placing her down on the bed after finding the bedroom, Dream sat down on the rocking chair waiting till she woke up, a harsh glare on his features.

Losing his patience after a simple four minutes, he climbed atop the bed and wrapped his hands around her throat.

"Wake up princess. My turn. This time, a pea isn't gonna be what's bothering the princesses sleep."

Waking up startled, Y/N looked up at Dream and instantly whined once she realized his hand was choking her.

"Look who decided to finally wake up."

"You gonna be good for me? Your uncle is right outside setting up everything for when the boys and I practice."

Nodding her head, Dream scoffed, tightening his grip.

"Words."

"Yes."

Dream finally released her throat, and grinned to himself.

"I have you all to myself. I was assigned to keep you company until you woke up."

This made Y/N shiver, knowing they were actually alone.

"Turn over, let me take these off."

Taking off her sweats, he helped flip her over, forcing her ass in the air and making her arch her back.

"Already wet. Cute."

Y/N whined, gripping the pillow that was under her, and dug her face into it to muffle any of the sounds that would escape her soon.

Not even bothering to move the thong, he stripped over his clothes and gave her no time to prep before slamming into her. Y/N let out a muffled scream tears already pouring down her face.

Gripping onto her ass, he pounded into her, each thrust stretching her out.

"This is what you get. Punished, all because you were a whore who couldn't wait."

Y/N kept her moans muffled in the pillow, as she was already on the verge of collapsing from the amount of pleasure.

Making sure to hit the same spot over and over, Y/N quickly milked his cock, and Dream gave her no time to ride out her high as he aimed to make her overstimulated.

Going numb from the pleasure, Y/N could only make sounds that were incoherent, and sentences that made no sense whatsoever.

Feeling himself growing close, he reached around rubbing her clit so she would cum again once he did.

"Cum with me, pretty girl."

Y/N collapsed, and Dream, followed allowing himself to go deeper in this position. Causing him and Y/N to cum at the same time. Slowly pulling out, he cleaned himself and Y/N as she fell asleep from the overstimulation.

"Looks like I'll be needing to keep you company even longer."

--

Waking up once more, everyone was now in the room.

"I told you she sleeps a long time."

Dream spoke up, and she attempted to raise up but was refrained from her wrists. Looking over confused, her eyes widened at the sight of handcuffs.

"What?"

She asked, attempting to pull herself away from them.

"That won't work pretty."

Punz said, and Y/N groaned looking at them.

"What now?"

She questioned, and sighed giving up.

"Well. Your uncle went into town to get supplies and food, but he said the nearest town is about a forty minute drive. You also owe three people rounds."

Whining, she looked around as Karl climbed on the bed.

"You won't be needing these."

He said, cutting her clothes off with the same knife he used.

Shivering at the cold air on her bare skin, the cold metal not helping any.

"I think a cute little scar right on the side of your boob would be nice. Don't you think so too?"

Involuntary shivering, she bit her lip nodding.

"Yes, I think so."

Karl laughed happily, as he angled the knife this time cutting into her skin with more precision than last time.

Closing her eyes in slight pain, she leaned her head back feeling blood trickle down her body.

Feeling it being wiped away, she looked down seeing what he carved in her skin.

'PKSDG'

It followed the curve of her boob, being small enough to be hidden if she were to undress in front of someone.

"Perfect."

Trickling the knife along her bare body, he tossed it away and looked up at her.

"Can I fuck you now?"

Y/N nodded her head eagerly, completely forgetting about the others in the room.

Karl aligned his cock to her entrance, and slowly sunk in.

Both moaned at the feeling, Y/N leaning her head back in bliss.

Bottoming out, he pulled out before slamming back into her, causing her back to arch and her wrists to pull against the handcuffs.

The slight pain in her wrists were forgotten from the pleasure she was receiving.

"Fuck--"

She moaned out, while Karl kept his pace somewhat slow with rough thrusts.

Still being new to sex, Karl couldn't last long like the others. Filling her up with his cum as she came with him, she whined as he pulled out only to quickly be replaced as Punz slammed into her, throwing one of her legs over his shoulder.

Karl moved over to the side, kissing along the mark he left behind, as she was moaning, growing sensitive from Punz.

"Punz-- Holy shit."

She moaned out, before he was pulling out slowly.

Looking up at him confused and discomfort from feeling empty he only glared at her.

"Take the handcuffs off of her wrists."

He demanded, and Sapnap quickly took the handcuffs off of her wrists, allowing her to rub them a bit to soothe the small ache.

Picking her up, Punz set her on his hips, before entering her again but not moving.

Looking up once she felt the bed dip from a new person, George was now in front of her.

Aligning his cock, he slowly slid in, his and Punz's cock rubbing against each other stretching Y/N out even more.

Y/N moaned out in pain, leaning her head back against Punk's shoulder.

"Move."

Dream said, and the two listened as they began thrusting up into her with a rhythm.

Y/N was a mess, she had her eyes closed, her mouth was open yet no sounds were heard.

"Done fucked her dumb."

Sapnap muttered, shaking his head.

Feeling pressure, they both quickly pulled out as Y/N squirted everywhere.

Once she finished, they reentered her, Y/N letting out a strained moan digging her nails into Karl's thigh.

"Come on, one more time for us."

George told her, and Y/N was trembling, her whole body shaking.

Pulling out once more, she squirted one last time as both Punz and George came on her.

Collapsing against Punz, she passed out from exhaustion.

"I'll get the bath running."

Sapnap spoke up, and everyone started tidying her up, as Karl carried her and placed her in the tub.

"Maybe we should start going easy on her."

Karl said, looking at her going in and out of consciousness.

"She can handle it."

Dream said, as he rummaged around looking for ointment and a new bandage, for both wounds.

"She doesn't have hot chocolate but she did have white mocha mix and an espresso machine."

George told them, while they all nodded.

"Movie?"

"I put on Horton hears a Who."

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[stardustluvs]

I would love to see a Karl x Foolish fanfic where Karl is riding Foolish’s thigh while he plays video games. Maybe Karl was in the mood in the middle of Foolish playing some games, so they compromise!

Almost Caught - Karl X Foolish

MDNI

Word Count: 1,045

Pairing: Karl Jacobs x Foolish (established)

Summary: Karl gets himself worked up over fanart, it’s too bad his boyfriend is busy playing games with his friends…or…is it?

Warnings: NSFW, Thigh riding, Almost getting caught, Foolish referred to as Noah, Punz is also mentioned/referred to as Luke

Author’s Note: I adore this request and had SO much fun writing it!

Requests are open! || masterlist

Karl groaned as he scrolled on his phone in bed. He’d been mindlessly liking fanart on twitter for like half an hour now. A lot of him and his friends, and a lot of him and his boyfriend.

His fans were creative, to say the least. They were so very talented. He hadn’t realized how long he must’ve been scrolling because he started to find fanart from accounts that he otherwise probably wouldn’t have paid close attention to.

NSFW fanart accounts.

These accounts had taken time and effort into making absolute masterpieces of him and his friends. He couldn’t help but cringe a little at some of the “ships” that people had come up with, drawing him in sexual relationships with people he’d never even pictured in that sort of light before.

Then, there was the art that featured him and Noah.

Even some complete accounts dedicated to NSFW art of the two of them.

Karl knew it wasn’t necessarily weird for him to look through it, for fucks sake they’re dating, but it gave him such a feeling of excitement.

His mind created little stories to go with each piece of lewd fanart that he scrolled past. He hadn’t even realized how much this affected him until he was subconsciously grinding against a pillow he had been mindlessly cuddling.

“Fuck..” He cursed under his breath, the pillow not providing nearly enough to what he so desperately needed.

He looked at his phone again, switching apps to text Noah.

“Are you busy?”

He stared at the phone screen for what felt like at eternity.

“Playing val with Luke, why?”

Karl rolled his eyes, unsatisfied with this answer.

“Need you.”

Waiting…

“Come here then.”

That provided a rush that was sent through his body quickly, excitement filled his head as he stood up to go to the other room, where he would be able to hopefully find relief.

Upon entering the room, he could see his boyfriend sitting at his computer. He wasn’t streaming, thank God.

But, he was on a discord call. He muted himself and turned to Karl, beckoning him over. Karl obeyed and walked over to Noah who pulled him down onto his lap.

“You can use my leg to get off, but you have to be quiet,” Noah said softly, even though he was muted on his call anyway.

Karl let out a shaky breath at the realization that Noah wasn’t going to get off of his call. He would continue playing with his friends, with their friends, who would have no idea of what was happening on this end of the call.

It gave Karl an even bigger feeling of excitement. He nodded as he adjusted himself against his boyfriend’s thigh.

Noah waited a moment for Karl to get comfortable before unmuting on his call.

“Sorry, I’m back,” He said, resuming his gameplay as though nothing had happened.

Karl started to grind down against his boyfriend's thigh. He set a steady pace for himself, trying his best to keep quiet.

How on earth Noah was able to continue playing like nothing was going on was beyond Karl.

Karl sped up a little bit, his hands moved up to rest behind the other’s neck, playing with his hair softly.

In his head he had silently been begging for Noah to just fuck him, whether he muted his call or not, he just wanted him, so fucking bad.

He’d listen as he would bicker with Punz over something that had happened in their game, not that Karl was paying attention to that or anything, too focused on trying to get off to care what anybody was saying.

Noah pushed his leg up ever so slightly into Karl, helping him gain just the slightest bit of more friction.

Karl couldn’t help the whine that left his mouth. One of Noah’s hands moved from his keyboard to grab one side of Karl’s waist, holding him in place slightly, also as a warning that he needed to be quiet.

“What the fuck was that?” Karl could hear the question through Noah’s headphones.

It should’ve been terrifying, but God, it made him wanna be louder.

“What was what?” Noah asked, giving Karl a bit of a look before putting his hand back to his keyboard to resume playing.

Karl could hear the confusion in Luke’s voice though muffled and quiet.

Thankfully, the conversation passed and it had been forgotten…until Karl made another noise.

This time might’ve been just a tad more on purpose than the first time. Noah was starting to get worried at how suspicious Luke had to have gotten, trying his best to play everything off as best he could.

That’s when Karl had a bit of a fun idea, he grabbed a little at Noah’s hair and pulled.

“Shit-” Noah groaned, accidentally.

“Bro what the fuck are you doing?” Luke laughed.

Karl couldn’t help but giggle softly to himself. He knew he was being a bit of a problem, that was the fun part. He started to grind down harder into his thigh, his breath catching as he got closer to his release.

The way Noah was unable to give an adequate answer to Luke had to have been madly suspicious, and Karl, knowing he was the reason, was absolutely obsessed.

"I'm not doing anything," He lied through shaky breaths, his hands leaving his keyboard once more to grab Karl's waist.

He helped Karl grind against his thigh, having to bite down on his lip to keep from making any noises. There was just something about seeing Karl in this sort of light…

“I’ve gotta go, talk later,” He said quickly before hurriedly leaving the discord call and pushing his focus completely onto Karl.

“Mm..fu-uck,” Karl whined now that the coast was clear.

His noises became more frequent and high pitched right before he came, riding out his high.

When he calmed down, he leaned against Noah, catching his breath.

“You’re gonna get me in so much trouble one day,” He mumbled, thanking god that he was able to leave the discord call when he did.

“Mm… ‘s okay, I can help you now though…” Karl grinned, getting up off Noah’s lap and on his knees.

Thank god he left that discord call.

[sapybara]

He switches on the facecam and Punz and Dream are making out in the background also it's George's set up

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The VOD's volume was turned to low; it was more of a background noise than anything else, meant to lull them into sleep.

Punz's breathing had already deepened and eased. Dream ran his fingers through their hair, heart swelling with affection when Punz buried their face further into his lap. His mercenary. His trusted.

A twitch of a paw on Punz's thigh, a soft exhale at his neck, and Dream turned his head to check on Sam. He hadn't fallen asleep yet, but his eyes were beginning to droop, and his clingy hold had loosened, though he still was spooning them.

Dream shifted a bit, bringing up his hand to give Sam some light skritches. The small, sleepy mrrp in his ear made him smile. Silly man.

"Dream?" Sam asked quietly, and Dream tilted his head. Their only light was the TV, making it hard to see his partner's expression. "Do you think we're together in every universe?"

Dream paused his skritches. Another mrrp, and he continued, frowning. The VOD was going to end soon, to switch to the next series. Two men stood surrounded by cacti, and their bond would not be able to stop their imminent end.

He knew what would happen next series, they both did.

(Would he still meet Sapnap and George on the other side?)

"I don't think so, no." Dream murmured. He tightened his hold on Sam. "There's too many variables, I wouldn't count on it."

He could hear the click of Sam's throat as he swallowed. There was a crack in his voice as he responded. "Oh."

Dream turned to face him better. Sam bowed his head a little, trying to hide his tears, but Dream tilted his head up to cup his face, wiping away each one with his thumbs.

"But I don't care about that, Sam." Their eyes were locked. "I don't want another universe, or to think about how we could have done things different. I don't need another Sam. I have you."

He pushed their foreheads together, intent on making his point clear. Sam let out the tiniest warble. More tears formed, too many to wipe away, but he didn't mind his hands getting wet.

"But. What if its better there. What if I was better-"

"No." Dreams voice turned hard. "I don't want that Sam. I don't want any Sam that isn't you."

His partner froze, eyes growing big and expression fragile. Dream smiled softly.

"Stay right here. My Sam. The one I chose." Dream brushed their lips together, letting their breaths mingle. "Don't look away from me. Don't look at anybody else."

Sam's lips touched his again, slowly pressing into something deeper, and Dream tasted salt in his mouth. He didn't mind this either, as long as his partner stayed right where he belonged.

Sam melted as they kissed, a purr beginning in his chest, and Dream sighed fondly as clingy paws pulled him and their sleeping partner as close as possible. Silly man. His Sam. His love.

[magicalmanhattanproject]

MCC Teams for QSMP Guys

Disclaimer: These aren't official teams or even official predictions or anything. I have no idea if the QSMP guys who aren't in MCC already want to play or even know it exists. I'm just autistic.

RED RABBITS: HBomb94, Philza, Forever, Cellbit

This was the first team that came to me and it all spiraled out of control from here. H is the master of teaching new players, which is good if it's not a whole event of new people (spoiler alert: it is). Philza is also a solid player who knows the Brazilians well enough to teach them how to do MCC and also hold his own just fine. I expect Forever would hold his own just fine. A lot of the games that are hard for newcomers are hard because a lot of MCC guests aren't Minecrafters. I expect Forever to be able to handle himself with an elytra, for example, and H is the SOT king and also a Buildmart enjoyer so he can pick up the slack for the rest. Cellbit may be an unexpected popoff in Parkour Tag with his Esconde-Esconde experience. I'm not sure if he's ever touched an elytra.

Sorrel Assigned Sandkeeper: Cellbit. He can have red puzzle too though, as a treat. And the rest of the spawn puzzles will actually get solved for once!

ORANGE OCELOTS: Roier, Tubbo, Quackity, Punz

Roier is Good At Minecraft but he's also shy about the fact that he's good at Minecraft and not particularly interested in tryharding. He would most likely be looking for a team that isn't throwing on purpose, but also doesn't mind if he's not doing homework for the video game. Pairing him with known goofball Tubbo and good buddy Quackity makes sense for that. Punz is a very versatile S tier. He's fully capable of being a sweaty little bastard, but he's good at not being toxic about it and especially at not getting toxic towards his teammates. I think he could do well with just hanging out with a couple old friends and making sure a new one has a good time.

Sorrel Assigned Sandkeeper: Quackity is the best choice as the full bilingual and least likely to survive in the tunnels.

YELLOW YAKS: Shadoune, Etoiles, Aypierre, Baghera

The French Team. Frankly, I think the chance of Etoiles getting into MCC is pretty slim. He is simply too powerful. Scott has talked before about having enough S tiers and needing more mid and lower tier players and Etoiles would Not help with that. Adding Shadoune and Aypierre to that is honestly a bit ridiculous. Baghera is not a nerf to this team either. She doesn't have nearly as much Minecraft experience as the others but she is learning very quickly. I did nearly switch her out to try and balance this obscenely powerful team. Their big weakness though is their MCC inexperience. Shadoune is the only one who has played MCC before and he hasn't even been in a handful of events yet. Late games with high learning curves could seriously hamstring them.

Sorrel Assigned Sandkeeper: Pierre. I was super super impressed with Pierre's comms with Foolish when they broke into the Federation and I want to see him do comms more.

LIME LLAMAS: Illumina, Spreen, Slimecicle, Mariana

Yeah, okay, this is Pink17 with a twist. This is the only chance we're gonna have to pair Spreen with another S tier though so we gotta take it. To be fair, I don't actually know how good Mariana is at Minecraft. That being said, I do know he's not super comfortable in his English abilities. This is essentially two teams speaking two languages wearing a giant trenchcoat, so I figured it would be best to give them Illumina, king of minding his own business and showing up at the end of the game with half his team's coins.

Sorrel Assigned Sandkeeper: Slime. The Spanish speakers know more English than the English speakers know Spanish and asking someone to sandkeep in their second language in their first MCC is cruel.

GREEN GECKOS: Jojo, Vegetta, Maximus, OllieGamerz

The Spanish Team. I really tried so hard to pair Vegetta with Foolish, but ultimately I think he would just be most comfortable with people who all speak his own language. This is another scary powerful team, by the way. Jojo and Ollie were half the team that got the first canon team with two new players a win since MCC 6 and Vegetta is widely considered to be a Minecraft god. I'm not sure his skills transfer to MCC, but it can't hurt! Maxo is here instead of Mariana despite being more comfortable with English because I couldn't deprive the people of their Slimeriana crumbs, however he's another one whose MCC skill I'm not sure of. He's known mostly for his RP like Quackity Slime and Wilbur, but he also has an extremely dope Create mod house so he's definitely more cracked at the craft than them.

Sorrel Assigned Sandkeeper: Ollie. He's trained for it and studied for it before his first MCC and Vegetta and Maximus should both be able to at least survive dungeon conditions.

CYAN COYOTES: Mike, Pac, Fruitberries, Cubfan

Obviously, Tazercraft come as a duo. Do not separate. For them, I wanted people who matched their energy. Specifically, strange, bewildering, and staggeringly competent, while still making the most baffling decisions you've ever seen in your life. Fruitberries was an obvious choice. I think introducing them to Cubfan might be dangerous lest they give each other ideas for projects, but hopefully they'll be too focused on the games for any old projects to come up. I sure hope none of the games resemble any games Tazercraft have previously designed!

Sorrel Assigned Sandkeeper: Cubfan. He is like the Only guy in MCC who I trust equally as a runner and a sandkeeper which means that I trust him to sandkeep here.

AQUA AXOLOTLS: PeteZahHutt, Jaiden, Fit, CPK

This is just a pretty regular MCC team. Pete and CPK is a very strong combination and I don't expect Fit to be bad at Minecraft, but given the absolute powerhouses that are the French and Spanish teams, I think this is probably fine.

Sorrel Assigned Sandkeeper: Fit. Pete has a habit of making risky plays that don't always pay off. I think the scary teacher voice could check that impulse.

BLUE BATS: Badboyhalo, Krtzyy, Smallishbeans, Grian

Here's a PG team for you, king. You've earned it. Yes, Dave can be PG when they need to be. For the record, I'm deeply curious about what Bad puts down on his sign up sheet for his PGness preference. Either way, this is a team of all around strong players without a standout star. We're looking at a repeat of Aqua29 here.

Sorrel Assigned Sandkeeper: Krtzyy. Everyone on this team can run but Dave enjoys it the least and actually had their first decent time ever playing Sands of Time as a sandkeeper for Aqua29. They've been playing since MCC1 by the way.

PURPLE PANDAS: Scott, Shubble, Foolish, Purpled

This is the part of the teams list when I went "okay I guess I'm making a full ten teams now, so I have to get the guys with standing invitations in". For the record, that's Scott (it's his event), Shubble (she's Scott's bestie), and Wilbur (he was one of the earliest believers). Purpled is here instead of Wilbur because he's Ever So Slightly More Cracked At The Craft, however this team is actually impossible and would never happen in canon. Scott Smajor has made it very clear that he would never put Purpled on the Purple team. Anyway, Foolish is also here!

Sorrel Assigned Sanddaddy: Scott.

PINK PARROTS: FireBreathMan, Felps, AntoineDaniel, Wilbur Soot

Y'all remember everyone wailing and gnashing their teeth about Blue29 because FBM was being unfairly nerfed by being saddled with three "bad" players and it was so incredibly mean to those players he was with and also like they got 6th overall and did Literally Fine? No? Only me carrying that grudge? Anyway, here's a perfectly fair and balanced team that no one would complain about at all. No but for real, this is the team I couldn't switch Antoine and Baghera on because that would break it.

Sorrel Assigned Sandkeeper: Wilbur. Sorry Scott got to the daddy joke first.