#swissgar

[dougsakmann]

The many faces of #swissgar Perching on my shoulders as I’m working on the 15 anniversary re-release of #punkrockholocaust 1 & 2 ! #warpedtour #vans #vanswarpedtour @vanswarpedtour @creeprecords @creeprecordsstore (at Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bwfgtb9F4jy/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1q808fvirlhtr

[pinkopalina]

yup im sick. thansk trumps

[cockneydio]

Alright: the real question. Would Swissgar f*ck Dio?

Two pillow princess blond bastard bitches with God Complexes and daddy issues what could possibly go wrong?

Like.

For real for real. They'd get into a room together, size each other up. The attraction is clear. But they'd starve to death in a stalemate of "Of course I won't make the first move, what do you think this is, Sadie Hawkins Day? For broke bitches?" Literally just both of them literally would lose their balls to epididymal hypertension before giving in and propositioning the other, and they'd say it would be worth it because pride and drama.

And then Rohan swings by uninvited because that's who Rohan is and Skwiggles and Dio look at each other like "OK well at least we can agree on this right" and proceed to annihilate the hoe.

[cyberneticlagomorph]

(That was fun! Also, your name makes.me think of Swissgar)

I'm glad you had fun!

My name is just Si and Scar(lett) smashed together really

[eccedentesiastic-flower]

Swissgar is dumby lol

@ metalocalypse fandom please talk to me ans tell me stuff abt metalocalypse/the main characters plz i bored

[broom-shanka]

[subwaygawd]

swissgar

[spongehole]

Ok so Murderface would be the one questioning himself over something stupid like thinking a guys pants are cool and the band debates with him on what is gay and what is not and their conclusion is thinking a guy looks hot is gay but getting blowsjobs nots according to Swissgar but fucking ass may be but watching lesbian porn is gay because you are watching people being gay (Murderface objects to this) the dick food avoidance gets brought up. Murderface at some point storms out to find himself, sings a ballet, sees tits, knows he's not gay . Flashbacks to when Toki was in the high ponytail.

What if the debating starts off about him admiring the guys clothes and they say "well did he look gay" and what constitutes a gay look and Toki comes in wearing rainbow hot pants and a strap on " super cool codpiece"

@jacmirie

Metalocalypse reboot where Dethklok is set to play at a pride festival and everyone questions their sexuality. Someone sings a ballad about how they think they might be gay. Toki gets confused about all the rainbows and loves its at pride and is head2toe in merch.

@jacmirie

[lex-the-gaurd]

The real swisscess of winter

[corexshank]

This never gets old. #bigben #toki #swissgar #wartooth #metal #tokiwartooth #brunette #blonde #thanks #tv

[metal-montreal]

[pukeblud-blog]

[ganjcity]

No you! xD

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