Here’s a little sample of my most recent @tinder #swipelife article! So secretly, I actually love horoscopes lol but it is true, I really don’t care about my partner’s astrological sign. Enjoy! #astrology #horoscope #capricorn #womenwhowrite #tinder https://www.instagram.com/p/B7i_9zzJtpU/?igshid=guhynuqhlgeo
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So much changes has happened since my last travel update! Boris and his mates have been working to change from the traffic light system to one single list. He even got his cousins JoeJoe and dem to give us a definite date as to when UK citizens who are full v-x-d in to the US. In london we only have Red List and if you #swipelife you’ll see the current countries on it! Share with your story and friends! (at Notting Hill) https://www.instagram.com/p/CVGEEiyKe5h/?utm_medium=tumblr
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If you need help, help is available. Links are attached in the Bio. #Swipe. #SwipeLife. #DomesticViolence. #HelpIsAvailable. #StopAbuse. . Everyone deserves relationships free from domestic violence. . To Listen to #TheRH3Show: M-F at 6 PM on Gospel 107.1 F.M. (@gospel107.1 @gospel107) and at 7/8 p.m. on the Podcast Platforms. You can go to my website, www.therh3show.com to LISTEN LIVE, or subscribe to our podcast "The RH3 Show" on one of the major podcast platforms. #TRH3SSeason6. #Season6LiveLaughLove. #FaithIncreasingSeason.; #Gospel107FM; #BlindItem. #KitchenTableTalk. #InsideScoopWithRufus. #RealTalkWithRufus. #TRH3S. #PodcastPlatforms. #AskRufusLetter. #AdviceLetters. #DaytimeTV. #BlackAlbinism. #BlackAlbino; Like, Comment, and Share - www.therh3show.com (at Charlotte, North Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/CT3CV-0rQmU/?utm_medium=tumblr
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#FACTSOVEREMOTIONS #SWIPELIFE #HOLYSUNDAY 💎💎💎🧬💎🙏🏾 https://www.instagram.com/p/B-mk9sDgrHC/?igshid=1f0gl0d4nekcf
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Reason 768,234 Why Tinder Sucks Even More for ME
So let me start out by saying, you may think you have it bad on Tinder, Bumble, or your dating app of choice. But I swear, 35-45-year-old lesbians have it worse than you do. (Side note: If you happen to be in that demographic and don’t think confederate flags and hearts go together, then hit me up, maybe you’re my person and I can get the fuck off Tinder forever and stop writing this blog). But let me tell you why I say that I have it worse:
30% of profiles are pictures of attractive women, but then you read the fine print about how they’re looking for someone to “play with” or “explore their bisexual side” while their man watches. And you’re lucky if they even give you the fine print in their profile. More than once, I’ve gotten the fine print on date one, or maybe date three. I’m not morally against polyamory or threesomes with people I meet on the Internet...just got other fish to fry.
30% of profiles are the exact same as above, except that their husband or boyfriend won’t actually be in the room.
10% of profiles are chicks that JUST decided they’re gay. To me this is the equivalent of a 35-year-old straight dude saying he’s never had a girlfriend. There’s probably a reason for that. I’m kinda like one of those people that won’t buy new houses/cars because they want someone else to work out all the kinks.
10% of profiles are women that just got out of relationships. When lesbians go through major break-ups they’re seriously damaged goods for at least two years. How do I know that, you ask? Because I’ve sat through way more than my fair share of first dates where literally all she does is talk about her ex.
10% of profiles are scary as fuck women like confederate-flag-heart chick.
Wait don’t those percentages add up to 100%? Mmmm-hmmm. So you see why I have it worse than you, then. This is what I’m dealing with folks.
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Who said glowing skin is only for #summertime 🤩 True Color Dazzle Drops gives your skin a targeted #glow can add it into your foundation or lotion for subtle radiance 🙌🏾🤩 #glowup Shop now to take advantage of this #sale and other exclusive #onlineshopping deals! #swipelife to see how amazing this product is and why you need it in your #beautybag (at San Diego, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bt_pnwqF6qQ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1cbd24plwxzlk
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"SwipeLife" - Datway POPATL.COM #Popatl #printshop #dtgprinting #dtg #shopping #funnygifts #funnytees #anajet #swipelife #hustle
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#Repost @asinkevinmovie (@get_repost) ・・・ A terrific @knekttv interview with this on-point host (let us know her name if you know) by @kashhovey about our movie #asinkevinmovie & @anotherblackoutshow! @kentspeakman @funnyordie @sumsmiles @tinder #tindernightmare ▶Watch @funnyordie LINK IN BIO▶ ______________________________________ . . . . #interview #otrc #ontheredcarpet #redcarpet #hosting #forreal #friendswithbenefits #dating #onenightstand #friday #comedy #wtf #funny #dating #swipelife #indiefilm #tindernightmares #onlinedating #tinderfail #swipeleft #actor #actress #relationships #singlelife #funnyordie #onlinedating #funnyshit #knekktv #tinder (at Sofitel Los Angeles at Beverly Hills)
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“Used 2 hustle pieces, but now they legit” - Money Gripp #pieces #swiper #respecttheswiper #allcardsonthetable #swipelife💳 #itsinmyblood #itsinmyveins #ibragdifferent💳#mybagdifferent💳 #stuntininthemallswpinbankcards #banklife #bankaccounts #platinumcards #diamondcardstatus #ceo #ceomindset #ceoshit #radiopushers #musichypebeast #transition #hustlertobusinessman #igotahustlersspiritperiod #2021 #2021goals #bigfacts #nodoubt #noquestion #grippgotanswers #gripppaper #dumpitinthebank (at Mauldin, South Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/CUbdZytrC1V/?utm_medium=tumblr
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DiVerona Tinder Profiles [ 1/? ]
(insp) + (psd)
❝ Make every single moment c o u n t.
Tinder is more than a dating app.
It's a cultural movement.
WELCOME to #swipelife. ❞
( featuring @lavolumnia + @theodoramoreaus + @tomassabello )
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#teejayx6 #detroit #swipelife https://www.instagram.com/p/B3DjPD6AMcn/?igshid=175ebdrvkkbgo
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For this June's #MonthlyConnect, we hung out at #Disney #CaliforniaAdventure and #Disneyland. #ParkHopper life! #SwipeLife
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