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hauntedrose555 · 1 month

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short n’ sweet

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eshithepetty · 6 days

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'Where are the he/him lesbians in media' does greg universe mean nothing to you

#JOKE JOKE THIS IS A JOKE #unless...?#inspired by this current fiasco (my last reblog)#steven universe #greg universe #but fr that guy had some sort of gender crisis at SOME point i guarantee it #theres just something about his vibe #yknow??#hes like a sweet old man that youd find in a bar. Looking kind of lost..#newly divorced you wonder? Maybe finally getting the chance to experiment.. couldnt hurt to lend an ear #and then you talk to him one minute and learn that NO this man(?) has been to So many gay bars #and has met queer people you wouldnt even /imagine/#literally!! because then these 3 bright colored hipster ladies come out and greet him like an old friend and youre like 'oh...'#and then you learn his dead wife was apparently an ex alien princess or something. You dont even know #you would be far less pressed to believe it if the purple one didnt just swallow a martini glass whole #''yknow being a man isnt all that it's cracked up to be kid''#''sometimes you gotta follow your heart.. like me!!''#''and i know i look like any run of the mill boring old man but you know what they say.''#''theres a bit of magic in all of us ey? you just gotta invite it in :)''#and then him and pearl make out sloppy styledhgdhdhGSGHDGDHHDG sorry

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brattylikestoeat · 5 months

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#espresso martini creme brûlée #espresso martini #coffee #creme brulee #sweet #sweets #dessert #tiktok #tiktok food #brattylikestoeat #food #foodlr #food blog #video #foodie #cooking stim #stim cooking #yummy

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h0undeye · 1 year

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hey do you remember that one line from hlvrai?

#art #I GUESS #hlvrai #gordon freeman #dr coomer #sweet bro and hella jeff #yeah sure wjatever!!!#umbreonpost #gordon martinis freeman

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p1325 · 2 years

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Corrado Martini photographed by Bartek Szimgulski for Man About Town Magazine

#corrado martini #candy #sweets #pink #purple #pink aesthetic #purple aesthetic #lgbt #men #photoshoot #photography #homoerotic #hairy

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royal-food · 2 years

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Espresso Martinis with Bailey’s

#recipe #cold beverage #beverage #drink #alcoholic beverage #alcohol #baileys irish cream #espresso martinis #martini #espresso #espresso martini with baileys #coffee #dessert #food #sweets

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dykewhxre · 8 months

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had one manhattan at dinner and now i think i am the most delectable being ever

#enjoying it while it lasts!#also sidenote i initially ordered a pear martini and hated it bc too sweet #so i actually (very kindly) asked if i could get a manhattan instead. i am so brave #me

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fauvester · 1 year

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iskra: shot of tequila. shot of pedialyte. tequila. pedialyte. tequidialyte

rura: how does your father feel about you hijacking his medical supplies for your college drinking games?

iskra: BOLD OF YOU TO IMPLY THAT DOCTOR JULIAN BASHIR IS NOT THE INVENTOR OF THE TEQUIDIALYTE TECHNIQUE

#dee s 9 #college age bashir pouring pepto bismol and vodka into a martini glass: mixologiè #oral rehydration therapy is more valuable than gold on cardassia. so when she gets to the federation iskra is like OOH A RARE NECTAR!#the sweet weirdly salty taste of medicinal gatorade #postwar julian enjoying his 7 day course of clindamycin by drowning it in kanar. a modern day G&T #(can personally confirm: clinda is the most wretched tasting oral abx)

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royal-apple-cider-martini · 4 months

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Angel, keep in mind you may not like everything Ozzie has to say. Sex and relationship counseling is a lot about learning to communicate, he likely won't jump right into cosmos best sex tips right away. Either way, please keep an open mind.

Angel: Yeah I know. But at least we will be getting somewhere!

Husk: *being really quiet*

Lucifer: *notices* Husk? Are you okay?

Husk: *sighs* I’ll be fine. Just…Angel can get a tad too enthusiastic about sex.

Lucifer: Can I hug you?

Husk: *shakes his head no*

Lucifer: Okay, how about holding hands?

Husk: *nods and holds his hand*

Lucifer: *smiles*

Husk: *smiles in return*

#royal apple cider martini au #hazbin au #lucifer morningstar #lucifer #ask lucifer #angel dust #husk #ask angel dust #ask husk #angel x husk x lucifer #husk x lucifer #lucifer x husk #these two are being so sweet #and Angel is being too excited for husk’s liking

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crimson-nail · 10 months

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Tell me some Elendira headcanons please. I feel like you get her like I do.

while she may look like she has the refined palette of a professional wine connoisseur her favorite drink in actuality is a fruity little beverage with a paper umbrella and a cherry in it. she’s here for a fun time, always

#charlie answers #enough sugar AND alcohol in it to kill a small victorian child #never halfways for her #shes silly like that. i’m fond of her #the instinct for characters of her archetype is always to imagine them swirling a nice glass of red wine threateningly #but do people actually drink wine for whimsy? for enjoyment? no #they don’t #elendira wouldn’t waste her time with rotten grapes #people who drink fancy wines are in the same vein as martyrs for her. pointless self-flagellation #i know in my bones she’s a fruity little martini girl through and through #the closest she’d tolerate are sweet sparkling wines for a little pizzaz

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tomsmusictaste · 2 years

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