Trying to figure out any sort of meaningful ‘Lore’ off the Spamton Value Network is almost certainly a fool’s errand, but I do think it might be useful in terms of analyzing Spamton’s character. Cause yeah, none of this actually happened in the canon of the game… but it’s still what Canon Spamton would have done.
If Spamton canonically got this sudden windfall of popularity, influence and love - he would’ve used up that opportunity the same way. He would’ve tried selling shoddy merchandise, he would’ve built a TV Webcast Shopping Network/Cult dedicated entirely to scamming people and worshipping him.
It would be nice to imagine that if Spamton got to experience another chance at being a [[BIG SHOT]], and one that’s actually built on actual genuine love and sympathy for him at that, rather than just [[HOT SALES!!]] - he would actually use it in a better, more constructive way. But that’s… well, that’s the essence of Spamton’s whole tragedy.
Spamton’s is a Darkner representation of Spam-Email, it is literally part of his essence to be a skivvy immoral scam-artist. That’s what his puppet strings are always guiding him towards, that’s the existential nightmare he tired so hard to escape from, the freedom from this fate is the [[Heaven]] he was looking for. Even though he was only able to try and escape it within the confines of Spam-Mails, all scams and deals and BIG SHOTs.
No one can choose who they are in this world, and Spamton can’t choose to not be the kind of person who, if given the opportunity, would kidnap famed Internet personality wayneradiotv.
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Caroles Sweepstakes Newsletter
Caroles’ Monthly Sweeps Tips Newsletter
Hello everyone!! Good morning, afternoon, evening, where ever you are
today, I hope you are having a good day. As promised, I am starting my monthly
sweepstakes newsletter. I will include three tips, and perhaps 3 of my favorite
sweepstakes.
�� First a little about me. I am married, this June 2024 will be our 30th wedding
anniversary. I met my husband Chuck 1.5 weeks after I graduated nursing
school. Needless to say, I have been a registered nurse for 33 yrs. I have 2
wonderful 20 something daughters. I do have some hobbies, and will soon
be trying a new one, crocheting!! We have pets, boy do we have pets.
Currently, we have 4 cats. Our beagle of 12 yrs. crossed his rainbow bridge
a few months back.
I have been a sweeper pretty consistently within last 2 yrs. I started 25 yrs
and had won a trip to a dude ranch. Unfortunately, we couldn’t go, as I was
pregnant with Abigail, and the trip required horseback riding.
Two years ago, I started a facebook group called caroles’ sweepstakes finds, and
It was a lot of fun, and pretty successful, but later I got my facebook hacked, and it is
Now pretty much taken over by someone I don’t know, and very quiet.
Yes, you can win sweepstakes! I’ve won beauty products, Hydration IV (similar to Gatorade)
A vineyard trip to Oregon, a whitesox game to which I got to put the ball on the mound, and got my
picture taken, an electric bike, shirts, sweatshirts, concerts including John Legend and Leeanne
Rhimes, a solo stove, an electric bike. My biggest wins were the oprah Winfrey sweeps and electric
thus far. Not bragging, just sharing. I know my friends have won larger, more often and much more,
it can be done!
TIPS
1. Join an aggregated sweep group either free or pay for it. Some examples are Sweepstakes fanatics, this is a free one. Iwincontests.com this will cost you a nominal yearly fee. Infinite sweeps. This is free, and I’ve used all these many times. Infinite sweeps has a lot of the same ones every sweepstake site has, including iwincontest.com. I do check it because there is sometimes a sweepstake I haven’t seen. Iwincontests.com and infinte sweeps allows you to keep track of your daily weekly sweeps, and gives you expiration dates and rules.
2. NETWORK! If you have had a small business or did anything on your own, you have heard this word before. Even if you haven’t had your own small business. What do I mean about network? Make sweeper friends! You’re half way there, you have a common interest.. You both want to win. SO…make friends! That’s the best part! The sweeper friends you make now will/can last a lifetime. Share your favorite or all of your sweepstakes with your sweeper friends and community. Help each
other out. Sometimes it’s rewarding to see your sweeper friend win that trip of a lifetime, and you’ve lended a hand!
3. Take a time out and breathe! Entering sweepstakes can be hard work. Some of my sweeper friends can enter up to
300-500 a day, or more. Take a break, stretch your leg, ignore the bickering, fighting and name calling. It does no one any
Good, and who needs the drama. Most importantly, don’t get discouraged because it’s a numbers game. That’s right,
55 million people do sweepstakes, and the community is getting larger! You can win, be consistent, and don’t give up!!!
MY 3 FAVORITE SWEEPS FOR MARCH
https://www.titosgameday.com/ Titos’ water cooler, ends 3/31
https://www.recipelion.com/sweeps/BergHOFF-Ouro-Gold-3pc-Steamer-Set-Giveaway ends 4/7
6/30 https://www.kahlua.com/en-us/espressosweeps/
THESE ARE ALL DAILY AND FREE TO ENTER. BECAUSE I AM GETTING THIS OUT LATE I WILL INCLUDE
2 MORE, SO YOU ALL HAVE A CHANCE TO ENTER!
https://gleam.io/mSXVn/dragonblogger-100-gift-card-giveaway?gsr=mSXVn-aal45R5o90 21 DAYS LEFT
https://swee.ps/dLkMDN_wdVGQn 4/28
Until next time
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Until next time
Carole Harris
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Speaking of the Spamton Value Network stream, this is a post I’ve been meaning to make for a while now but kept forgetting: I believe the bits during the “commercials” that showed Wayne and Baaulp as being missing using very low res pictures of them and offering a contact number to call might be a reference to the infamous Joanna Lopez incident from 1989:
The rather eerie, seemingly repeated xeroxed picture that supposedly shows a missing person wearing big sunglasses seen above was silently broadcast after the WMAQ-TV channel from Chicago ended its normal programming for the night, with no warning whatsoever or any further information about this person other than a phone number for hours and hours on end. It was broadcast again for a few seconds a few years later, in 1991. No further information on this missing person case has ever dug up.
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