#swaymark doing gods work

[nottodayjustin]

What people think watching Bruins hockey is like as a fan:

What watching Bruins hockey is actually like as a fan:

Love my boys but they do enjoy watching us bite our nails through one-goal, goalie-heavy games 💁🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🙇🏻‍♂️. They gettir done though.

[leafsbabe]

Hey its the prev non! You asked and, well, I answered! In no particular order (bc they shift depending on my mood):

-subby mommy kink quinn (honorable mention to mommy kink mitch marner, who has slowly been creeping up in the headcannons)

-kinky sex auston matthews (i think this boy is lowkey so kinky i swear like i just feel like he has a sex toy collection and loves blowing your mind in the best way possible)

-three way with jeremy swayman and linus ullmark (i feel like they both would get so into it. Like linus would be so sweet and praise you constantly and meanwhile jeremy just goes crazy for eating you out while linus fucks your throat while saying how amazing you are)

Other honorable mentions:

-oral fixation matthew tkachuk (you see how he chews on that mouth guard right?)

-mommy kink mitch marner (see above)

-soft sweet borderline subby vince dunn (slightly inspired by that one video of a guy grabbing vince's wrist on stream and vince whines "stoppp". It opened my third eye. I feel like he would be so easy to please)

-steamy shower sex with leon (esp if hes just come home after a rough loss and wants to work off the energy... sign me up!)

anon I love you, you are correct and brilliant and beautiful and somebody (preferably a hot hockey man) should spouse you up asap because if they don’t I will

you are so right, Quinn and Mitch are the best boys for mommy, Auston is a freak (affectionately), and Swaymark regularly take a tandem to pound town

those honorable mentions though… Matty needs that mouth kept busy and I can think of a few things, that Vince video plays behind my eyes whenever I try to sleep I bet he sounds so good when he whines, and Leon?? god do I love myself some gerMAN