#swarse

[sobertodeathh]

pwoops and swarse mean the same thing but have completely different energies

[omg-zimbits-trash]

Swooping Into My Life Chapter 2

Me? Working on a long-term project? sounds fake but anyway. Here’s the new chapter of my Kent/Swoops fic

http://archiveofourown.org/works/10379214/chapters/24420795

[gayhags]

I don’t understand like the obsession with the timothee dude like he looks 12 also swarse or whatever her name is in the suit? amazing

[movedto-dazaipositive]

@cosmere-shitpost is now a thing! I'm looking for mods and submissions

dude with the number of notes that crab person post has from non-cosmere people, it should be a thing to make vague cosmere posts and see how much they can get reblogged without context

it absolutely should be

[444names]

egyptian deities + fantasy monsters + units of heroes of might and magic 3 BUT including "r"

Aborny Acker Akelmord Aketzarbi Almer Andar Aneddird Angriera Antirgon Aptangers Archdowle Arennos Argoyle Arhoo Arkspird Arpelow Arricorps Arrin Arring Arrothku Aruffiri Arvef Astorpy Aurois Awers Azbaber Azernsin Azugglor Azurpete Baarajos Babir Baboatyr Babork Badard Bader Bainer Bantcra Bantetor Bapprior Barchuard Barlarewt Batertle Batrid Beater Beazer Bekheberf Blinviler Blizargon Blizark Bluer Bogriff Bolord Bonouratu Borng Borsnst Brabjuip Brids Brion Broggar Bucro Bugber Bukaurore Bulverd Capper Capprin Cater Cathrit Catonlors Cavelor Centaider Cergon Cervame Charkochr Chatragog Chfer Chirgon Chrendes Chwors Corcch Couarres Crager Cragon Cragoner Cralyin Crayfing Crockald Croidemor Crotyr Cryakele Crytes Cultrocie Culturus Datterf Deard Dearga Deragoyle Derelfon Derimligh Derselay Dersp Derytear Devergalf Devilber Devoker Diantord Dieser Dindrak Dinker Drabi Dracks Dracubus Draer Draerses Draglock Draglocks Draglod Dragon Dragonfan Drake Draker Drakher Drarg Drats Dravins Drawk Drayre Dredtal Dries Drion Dronsper Drutumbi Dwartlue Eadrag Earrogony Ebern Efirie Efrothung Eireat Elemedrus Eleprit Elprichay Emodawer Endarre Enereds Faertle Fineger Firedu Firemli Firer Firevon Flacur Flocorn Flord Frael Froider Garksp Garron Gephorcar Giamunder Gianger Giangrin Gianniger Gianprion Giantaur Giantfaer Gianticer Gianward Giarragon Giartlex Giries Gitfir Glerie Gletrids Gnollyter Goner Gonser Gostricon Graga Grait Grakelk Gravern Greblist Greellex Greiotger Grelemon Grelep Grergoll Grestega Grettight Gridoper Griel Griflawer Grion Gruidelex Gruidofth Hadarris Hadjweret Hedbragon Hegors Hekheker Hekhord Herchaf Hingmager Hoblebier Hormer Horpley Horriff Horrion Hosaur Hosrewt Huard Hurmor Huster Iandret Iarch Imhemard Irgons Isibrow Iskher Iummyr Iymra Iymrager Jacors Juggtur Juicerben Juider Keleter Kernmog Khedrovil Khord Kniefron Knightner Kobgors Koboard Korrog Kragolf Krain Krait Kravans Kresk Krugoner Krusaurm Maahdre Maalyterk Madarf Maerhooth Mafther Magare Magoter Mainder Mairgoy Mamer Manger Mantber Manther Margon Mashander Maspyr Mastercul Mastriff Meher Mehieris Mersnak Mesauroth Midodrin Miernet Mirewt Mograger Morks Mortu Motheker Muniera Mwards Nagorior Naker Nakerch Nappriff Necronson Nector Nedkren Nedward Neger Negrus Nejur Nergon Neter Nightyr Noter Oblorer Ockaletra Orgon Orpscir Orrapet Orriffin Pealddra Perasts Phitcrog Picer Pider Piree Pirich Piriff Pisoultur Ponfaer Prenern Prikreio Priks Pscorgon Psker Qetter Quarloch Quarra Quarts Ragon Rahustal Rakfors Ravera Raverys Rebehoend Rewrat Richund Ricorholf Rieskell Rogianhit Rokher Rokilver Rosaah Roths Rumbearen Sader Scard Scocer Scord Segragon Servams Sesterage Setret Shaggarpy Shber Shyer Sibrog Sirelmis Siret Spear Spere Spern Splizarks Sprele Sprid Starand Stdra Storn Strock Swarcer Sward Swardmath Swarerg Swarron Swars Swarse Swaréant Swoaker Sworm Sworset Tahursels Taures Tawyverat Terfrayet Terge Tersevis Theker Thesker Thetrions Throvis Thrus Tippriony Tragonega Tratha Traye Treebdus Triblian Tricer Trich Trimet Tring Trion Triorion Trociord Tropprice Trors Turklem Twakerel Twergor Twerind Twizard Underna Unighor Vamaer Vamereen Vanger Vercs Verend Vlarcer Warbra Warchic Wardward Warght Warhored Warkmat Warlin Warlopdu Warme Warmist Warrie Warrins Warseshar Warsnak Wartiff Warubis Weird Werchin Weret Wergen Wertlin Wharkle Whiesorn Wilver Wizar Woadwar Wolfder Wolprion Wormoth Wornmork Worrorgon Worut Wrawer Wyvere Wyvernmod Yerforny Yerpith Zizark Zomareet Zomber Zombior

[yoursummerfrost]

for the ship thing, swarse?

big spoon/little spoon: Jeff is the big spoon most of the time, but he secretly wants to be little spoon.

favorite non-sexual activity: Hiking or working out

who uses all the hot water: Kent

most trivial thing they fight over: Whether or not Kit is spoiled

who does most of the cleaning: They share it pretty well

what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue:Kent

who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working:Jeff

who steals the blankets: Kent

who leaves their stuff around: They’re relatively tidy

who remembers to buy the milk:Neither of them, but Jeff will notice they’re out and go get it right away

who remembers anniversaries: Jeff

who cooks normally?: Neither of them, bless their hearts

how often do they fight?: Eh?

what do they do when they’re away from each other?:Kent sends a lot of Snapchats; Jeff sends one back per day to keep their streak going and answers all the snapchats via text message. Why does he do that. It’s infuriating Jeffrey just answer in the app!!

nicknames for each other:They’re just “babe” and “baby” pretty much.

who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Jeff

who steals the covers at night?: Kent

what would they get each other for gifts?:Jeff subscribes to the “buy stuff they wouldn’t buy for themselves but secretly want” philosophy, so Kent winds up with a lot of jewelry/watches/weird shit for the house. He also buys presents for Kit. Kent tends to chameleon this tendency, especially because Jeff doesn’t really...do many things. He’s primarily a homebody.

who kissed who first?:Honestly? Kent definitely kisses Jeff while drunk at some point and it ranges from Full Blown Disaster to laughed off. 

who made the first move?: Jeff makes the first move with intent, but like I said, drunk kisses.

who remembers things?: I’d say about equally.

who started the relationship?: Jeff

who cusses more?:Kent

what would they do if the other was hurt?Jeff is even more prone to panic in a crisis than Kent, but they’re both good at being supportive during hurt/comfort. Jeff with actions, Kent with words. 

Send me a ship!

[babyswarser]

This Blog Is Abandoned

I deleted everything here. Everything about swarse, everything about Je////ff Tr////oy. I will not support someone who harasses his team mates with pranks that could cause bad flashbacks.

I’m @antiswarse now. This is behind me.

[antiswarse]

Ugh

It sucks having to start over from a new blog, but I had to leave @babyswarser after that shit with Ari////anna went down. Kent Parson follows you on twitter AND instagram and you won’t even confirm or deny an article, based in FACT, about how fucking problematic J//eff Tr///oy is??

Anyway, this is for me to start over! Yes, I know the url is gonna end up starting shit probably but I have to make it CLEAR what I don’t like.

Under A Jade Sky is abandoned and to anyone who knew me for the work, I’m sorry. You’re amazing for putting up with me through all that. I won’t delete it but I won’t finish it either.

Welcome to the new Collin!!

[movedto-dazaipositive]

update: I'm going with swarse for now!

url change?

I’m thinking about switching temporarily to a different url, just for fun. so far my options are:

swarse

acelards

shittykent

[embyrr922]

If the Check Please! fandom doesn't adopt Swarse as the Kent/Swoops ship name, I will be intensely disappointed.

[444names]

7# MYSTERY POST

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[movedto-dazaipositive]

Jeff: I'll take care of you.

Kent: It's rotten work.

Jeff: Not to me. Not if it's you.