#swaggot

[the-grove]

Had a dream, pokemon anounced a new pokemon named SWAGGOT and it was a long goofy pink dragon. And lets just day tumblr had a field say with it.

[kewwlcat]

swaggot

reblog if you think the word "faggot" has a swagful ring to it

[zalius]

I have so much swag they had to send vampires after me

[mazzyystarrr]

feeling #swag

[weeswine]

Read it as GET OUT OF LIFE!

This piece of ✨️faggot commercialism✨️ is telling me to disassociate and I cant not be a lover of captilalism and advertisements and just ignore what they tell me to do, also would get to be faggot as a bonus 👍

@transmechanism <- best slag i know in the misisisipi tristate coast

[Image ID: a black and white typography edit that reads "get more out of life...! be a faggot!" the word faggot is in all caps and the O is two intersecting male symbols. beside the text are stars of various sizes. the entire picture is textured to look aged and printed. /End ID]

click for quality (instagram) (my shop)

[rivers-for-me]

im gonna eat u right up 𝓫𝓻𝓸 ❤️

bro in my inbox be like

[theswaggot]

brother what was i on when i wrote these

[dayabot]

honeybell urmomsfavelesbian and jessa polychromeedge tagged me so now i have to do it :hmf: :scheming:

im predicting the results 🧐

[isdalinarhot]

Throwback to when the finale of the shakadolin coffee shop au posted on New Year’s Eve and was like btw Navani and Evi are getting married. And I was thoroughly smashed and I was like well surely this will make more sense in the morning when I’m sober. And then it didn’t.

[degenderates]

something with a little more... swaggot, perhaps?

swaggoty faggot fr

[violence-killing-machine]

New thing I’m doing:

Playing bizarre video games in my PE class with some friends and reviewing them!!!

if I’m alive by the end of this I will be shocked

The first game will not receive an honest review on account of the fact that I don’t want to think nor talk about it

[granma-sweetie]

why is this gnome faggy

[theswaggot]

my epic swag album is finally complete.....

[outlying-hyppocrate]

what in the everloving fuck is a crispin biscuits and why does my brother keep calling me that

[elizascorn]

ive been saying for YEARS that we need to bring swag back and i was MOCKED and RIDICULED yet here we ARE!!!! swagever

[tea-blankets-andstars]

Marauders era as things i have heard in school today (p.3)

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*sirius walking in heels*

james: they look like their gonna trip

marlene: nah thats just how you walk in them, you gotta look like you could fall into a hunky mans arms at any moment

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sirius: i called marlene a f@ggot and she looked at me and said "im a swaggot" and im jut gonna say that from now on

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*james singing ABBA*

peter: we get it you're a dancing queen.

sirus: YOUNG AND SWEET

remus: ONLY SEVENTEEN

james: DANCING QUEEN

rem,siri,&james: FEEL THE BEAT FROM THE TAMBOURINE

*peter who was just trying to study*

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*the valkyries doing personality tests*

lily: it called me a pessimistic nerd

emmeline: OMGGGG IM THE SAME AS MARILYN MONROE

dorcas: apperently im sleep deprived...facts tho

mary: YOUR THE SAME AS LEONARDO DE CAPREO? WERE GETTING MARRIED

pandora: *reading the paper* well well well, it says that i tend to weird people out...wonder why?

marlene: HELL YEAH IM COOLER THAN ALL OF YOU

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