#sveap

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Svea: I relate to Belle because she loves books and likes people for who they are.

Kati: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies.

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Lara: Yo Svea! Bring me some chips!

Svea: Maybe if you ask nicely.

Lara: Oh wonderful and talented Svea, please bring me some crispy snacks so that I might behold your beauty!

Svea, bringing the chips: That’s more like it.

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LukasZF: What are you doing?… Is that the Bible??

Svea, going through the Bible writing down all the sins: Bucket list ideas

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Svea: You often use humour to deflect trauma

Lara: Thank you

Svea : I didn’t say that was a good thing…

Lara : What I’m hearing is, you think I’m funny

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Lara: Yeah, I don’t like people.

Svea: Well, that’s not fair, Lara. Have you even met all of them?

Lara : I’ve met enough of them. People. What a bunch of bastards!  

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Lara: How do I get revenge on my enemies?

Svea: The best revenge is letting things go and living life to the fullest

LukasZF: Brick to the face.

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Svea: I joined this Group for the same reason people visit the zoo

Svea: Oh! Shh look at that

Svea: [turns as Kai chases a screaming Lukas]

Svea: Nature is amazing  

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Svea: Holy shit, Yvi, do you know what this means?!

Yvi: Kid, whenever you start doing this, nobody knows what you mean

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Svea: I've been told by many people that I 'light up the room'.

LukasZF: That was arson. And those were witnesses.

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Lara: What do rainbows mean to you?

Yvi: Gay rights.

Isa: There’s money.

Kati: The sign of God’s promise to never destroy the whole Earth with a flood.

Svea: It is an optical phenomenon that separates sunlight into its continuous spectrum when the sun shines on raindrops.

Svea: And you know gay rights

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Nikolaj and Nathalie: *Doing something stupid*

[Meanwhile]

Daniel: *Looks distantly out of the window*

Svea: What’s wrong?

Daniel: Nikolaj and Nathalie are doing something reckless, I can feel it.

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Svea, to LukasZF: There are two types of people in this group. Observe.

Svea: EVERYONE. The floor is lava!

Bojan: *quickly helps Isa, Yvi and Daniel onto the counter*

Nikolaj: *pushes Ody off the sofa*

Svea: See?

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[texting] 

Svea: *Sends a voice message* 

Daniel: I'm a little busy. Is it urgent? 

Svea: Don't worry, you can listen to it later. 

 [later] 

Daniel: *Presses play* 

Svea's voice message: THERE'S A FIRE!

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Svea: Fun fact: blueberries are the only fruit named after a color

Lukas: Star fruit?

Svea: So close!! That is a shape💕

Daniel: Guys.. you forgot about blueberries

Ody: Okay, they also forgot blackberries

Yvi: Black isn't a color

Lara: What about raspberries?

Tamy: Green bean?

Isa: Lemons!🤗💖💓!!💗💘

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Bojan: This is either madness or brilliance.

Svea: It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide.

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LukasZF: You two broke the bed last night?!

Nikolaj: It must have been wild!

Svea: Not that it’s any of your business... but yes. It was.

[Last night]

Daniel: Bet you can’t jump high enough to touch the ceiling

[Daniel and Svea climb onto the bed]

Svea: Try me!