#nikolajp

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Adele: Nikolaj, when’s your birthday?

Nikolaj: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?

Adele: …So I know when to wish you a happy birthday

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Daniel: Maybe I’m dreaming. Pinch me!

Daniel:

Daniel: Not on the butt, Nikolaj.

Nikolaj: Sorry, it was just there.

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Nikolaj: I don’t have anger issues! Do you think I have anger issues.

LukasZf: I wouldn’t call it an issue

LukasZf: An issue is something you can fix.

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Nikolaj: Are you okay?

Tamara , crying: Yeah, it was just the onions.

NIkolaj: *Picks up an onion* What the fuck did you say to Senshi?

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Daniel: you call it a near death experience…

Nikolaj: we call it a vibe check from the gods

Lukaszf: …

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Nikolaj: ah, Adele. remember me?

Adele: are you questioning my memory or your relevance?

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Nikolaj: We are going to change the world.

Lukaszf: For the better?

Nikolaj:

Lukaszf: Nikolaj?

Lukaszf, sweating: Answer me, Nikol-

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Nikolaj: Hit me.

Ody: I’m not going to hit you.

Lara: Want me to do it?

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Nikolaj, pulling out a knife: Here, use this.

Lukaszf: You just wouldn't be you if you didn't have a knife on you, would you?

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Nikolaj: You're giving them hope. When did I ever give you hope?

Daniel: Well... never?

Nikolaj: Exactly. Nothing motivates more than withering criticism.

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Yvi: May I get you something to drink?

Nikolaj: The tears of our enemies wrenched from their bodies as their bones are crushed.

Yvi:

Yvi: We have jasmine tea.

Nikolaj: Ooh, jasmine. Yes, please.

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Isa: It’s just like chess. Sometimes to win, you have to sacrifice your king.

Nikolaj:

Nikolaj: That’s exactly how you lose-

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Ody: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Lara: Have everyone stand.

Bojan: Bring three more chairs!

Nikolaj: The most important ones can sit down.

Kai: Kill three.

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Nikolaj: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

Isa: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

Bojan: A realist sees a freight train.

Lukaszf: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks

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Nikolaj: All right now, everyone pay attention. I have an announcement to make and I only have a minute.

Nathalie: Why is that? Are you in a hurry?

Nikolaj: No, I was referring to your relatively short attention span.

Nathalie: That's fair.

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Nikolaj: I will make you sorry you were ever born

Lara: Well for your information. I'm already sorry I was ever born