i love talking abt how i have so many men in my bed and how i sleep with them every night but in actuality theyre just the plushies of my many fictional skrimbly blorbo skrunklies
"I've told the truth, I didn't come to fool ya... And even though it all went wrong, I'll stand before the Lord of Song..." (x)
New Fairly OddParents 'fic today!
50 Words of Dev and Hazel
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50 scene snippets about a snotty rich boy (self-improvement in progress) and an anxious newcomer to the big city (Livin' big and lovin' life) - Set during "The Treble With Rivals" and the week following.
OR, Dev and Hazel go to Tokyo, say hi to Dev's mom, and Dev picks on orchestra kids because #Band For Life.
(First 5 prompts under the cut)
1. Zoo
"Wait… Your dad runs a zoo for the most expensive and difficult animals to keep in captivity? That's so…" Hazel searched a moment for the right word before settling on, "out of pocket."
"My grandpa started it, and it's not without ulterior motives," Dev told her honestly. But even after her very first trip to Dimmadome Zoo, Hazel stood by her belief that maintaining this place was the best investment Dale had ever made.
And maybe, leaning his folded arms against the narwhal exhibit rail, watching her bounce and babble to the pink elephant and green otter plushes in her hands, Dev thought so too.
2. Bear
"Uh, Dev? I don't think this is the best move we could make in this situation…"
"I've always wanted to pet the polar bear cubs," he said, already hopping the fence. "C'mon, Hazel! We have fairies!"
The purple au pair drone whirring behind him let out a groan. "Dev, we HAVE to talk to your dad about installing better railings in this place…"
3. Travel
"COSMO! WANDA! I WISH WE WERE IN TOKYO!!"
"Ooh! Make it a sushi place!"
"Just run!"
4. Heal
✨ 東京 プーフ! ✨
Dev's next slamming footstep plunged into nothing. He flipped forward into frigid water… Except, through the water, like his whole body had just been splurted with gel and wrapped in itchy feathers. And... whiteness. Or pinkness? Dev stretched out a hand, feeling blindly in the rush of twisting space for Hazel, but he'd left his hands with the polar bears and screaming made no sound.
Then the world snapped into place again like a rubber band. When Dev blinked, it was dark… Maybe early morning. He found himself sitting upright on what felt like padded patio furniture, holding a menu in one hand and a purple paprika shaker in the other. Uh. Do sushi places usually have paprika shakers? From the looks of it, Peri had dropped him in an outdoor dining experience on some kind of waterfront, right across from Hazel… and a very confused polar bear. Who also had a menu in her big, clawed paws. Dev lifted his shades and squinted against the hazy fairy lights. Do bears like sushi? I guess it IS made of fish…
Hazel recovered faster. Opening her hand, she hissed to the salt and pepper shakers, "When I said 'We,' I didn't mean the bear."
"You should be more specific," the green shaker griped. But with a glimmer of his metal cap, the bear disappeared in a snappy ✨ Dimmadelphia poof! ✨
"40,000 yen per roll during dinner rush," Peri muttered. "And if I'm calling it out as pricy, that's saying something."
Adrenalin churned like whitewater rapids through his body, so Dev put down the sushi menu and took the deepest meditative breaths he could. Huh- Maybe Mr. Guzman's relaxation lessons were onto something. Hazel leaned her elbows on the table, hand on her forehead. Is she-?
"Are you okay, Hazel?"
Hazel took a big breath of her own, rolling through it like a cat in a sunbeam. She pushed back her hair. "I think so, yeah. It's just being chased across the ice caps by an angry mother bear. No big deal. You?"
"Yeah. I think so. Ihhh." Did she-? Should I-? Ah, too many thoughts bubbling up, overlapping- Dev took the leap; made the move: "I wish all Hazel's scratches were gone."
… Those were just from tripping mid-run while they escaped the bear, right?
5. Impress
"I'm impressed, Dev." Hazel smiled across the table, then tilted her pressed-together hands forward and dropped any glitter and fun in her eyes through the floor. "That was crazy, impulsive, and totally dangerous even for you."
"Uhh… I guess I might've got carried away back there." You know what would be really nice right about now? "I wish I had my tablet," he whispered to Peri, who sighed (as usual- overworked college student he was or what the ever) and poofed up exactly that.
Good Omens Chibi Headcanons (Aziraphale And Crowley) [Part 1: Chibi Aziraphale]
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👼 Ao3 version 👼
Part 2 (original) is here.
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Updated Tumblr part 2 is here.
Part 3 (original) is here.
Ao3 part 3 is here.
Updated Tumblr part 3 is here.
(*Takes place during Season 1*)
• HE'S THE CUTEST, SMOLEST, MOST GOODEST ANGEL BOY EVER!!! 😇👼❤️❤️❤️
• You can thank Aziraphale’s heavenly influence for that!
• The chibi gets little reminders from Aziraphale to be happy and to think positive.
• Chibi Aziraphale finds happiness in his friendship with Aziraphale and is delighted that they get along so well.
• Aziraphale enjoys reading to him.
• Chibi Aziraphale hopes that humans will create books in his size so that he can read them.
• Chibi Aziraphale's favorite fictional characters are Winnie The Pooh, Molang, Pusheen The Cat, and Moomintroll.
• Aziraphale takes Chibi Aziraphale to St. James park to visit the ducks by the pond and feed them. At first, the sight of the ducks frighten the little angel. They were so much bigger than him. What if they tried eating him?! Noticing the scared look on his small friend’s face, Aziraphale kindly reassures him that the ducks were merely water birds who enjoyed bread and that the tiny celestial being had absolutely nothing to be afraid of. He even shows the chibi how to properly feed the birds by placing a piece of crust in his hand and allowing him to toss it to the nerby drake, who caught it immediately. This causes Chibi Aziraphale to beam in delight as the two angels spend the rest of the afternoon giving food to the ducks. 🦆🍞
• As a reward for helping him around the bookshop, Aziraphale miracles Chibi Aziraphale sweet desserts.
• The angel had a love for food similar to his bigger counterpart. Chibi Aziraphale’s favorites include crepes and sushi, (of course) coffee cake, raspberry cream pie, and shortbread cookies.
• He’s not aware of it, but Aziraphale does indeed spoil his chibi at times.
• Aziraphale likes to dress his chibi up in 17th and 18th-century male doll outfits/attire. (Imagine a clothing montage of Chibi Aziraphale trying on/wearing the outfits and looking adorable in them all while classical music plays. Aziraphale would squeal at how cute Chibi Aziraphale looks in each outfit, telling him that he looks like a little gentleman).
• Chibi Aziraphale loves wearing his doll outfits when he and Aziraphale have tea parties. It makes him feel fancy! The chibi’s Harry The Stuffed Rabbit plush would also be at the tea party, dressed in 17th or 18th-century outfits similar to his.
• I can see Aziraphale getting his chibi a pair of round lenseless doll glasses. He looks nifty in them.
• Since he’s become fairly proficient at it, Aziraphale shows his chibi how to do the gavotte! It’s really cute to see the two angels both have ridiculously pleased expressions on their faces.
• Chibi Aziraphale really likes this song! Everything about it was just so pure and divine. Imagine during a cold winter day, Aziraphale happily knitting his miniature pal a sweater near a warm fire place, all while the song plays in the background.
• Aziraphale finally has a little assistant for his magic act!
• Chibi Aziraphale loves Aziraphale’s “magic” and was easily impressed by it, believing it to be real. His favorite trick had to be the ‘pull the coin out of the ear’ trick.
• Aziraphale gets one of those really big old doll houses for Chibi Aziraphale (something similar to the Astolat Dollhouse Castle) to live in so that he had a place he can feel at home in and be in control of.
• If someone or something new scares him, Chibi Aziraphale would quickly run and hide behind Aziraphale’s leg, similar to how a timid child would hide behind their mother.
• At night, after Crowley drops him off at his bookshop, Aziraphale goes inside and immediately heads to the back room to check up on Chibi Aziraphale. He had miracled the angel sheets of paper and a pack of crayons before he had left to keep the little guy from being bored while he was away. When Aziraphale walks inside the room, he spots Chibi Aziraphale asleep on his desk. The chibi was nestled up near his Harry The Stuffed Rabbit plush and several sheets of paper and crayons.
Aziraphale smiles.
Just when the angel was about to attend to the papers and crayons that were on the desk, he notices a drawing on one of the papers. He picks it up and takes a look at it. It was an adorable childlike drawing done by Chibi Aziraphale. On it, Aziraphale and Chibi Aziraphale were smiling and had a heart around them. The words “Friends Forever” were slightly sloppily written in crayon. Seeing this beautiful artwork made Aziraphale’s face melt into pure joy and happiness, tears welling up in his eyes. He sets the lovely art down on the desk and gently picks up Chibi Aziraphale without waking him up.
“You’re so sweet,” he softly whispers to him before walking over to the chibi’s doll house. As Aziraphale tucks the tiny angel into bed, Chibi Aziraphale forms a soft smile in his sleep and snuggles underneath his little blanket. Aziraphale smiled sweetly once more. After that, the principality returns to his desk to take care of the papers and crayons. When finished, he catches up on some late night reading.
Tommorrow, he plans on finding a safe place to keep the drawing.
• Aziraphale and Chibi Aziraphale have a parent and child relationship.
• Chibi Aziraphale didn’t look so happy today. In fact, he seemed quite sad. The angel was sitting on top of a book that was on Aziraphale’s desk with a glum expressoion. Aziraphale, witnessing this, makes it his duty to cheer his little buddy up. He knows that Chibi Aziraphale really likes it when he performs old-timey human "magic", so he switches into his magician outfit that he wore at Warlock’s party and tries doing just that. Although he performs the basic tricks (the card trick, pulling Chibi Aziraphale’s Harry The Stuffed Rabbit plushie from his hat trick, the coin trick, etc), they do not seem to alter the small angel’s gloomy mood. For his final act, Aziraphale makes a “pie” (a paper plate filled with whipped cream) “disappear” (He just shoves the plate in his face, pieing himself). He then exclaims, “Ta da!” and does jazz hands.
Chibi Aziraphale looks at him for a moment before laughing.
Aziraphale joins him in his laughter.
• Chibi Aziraphale does get slightly envious of Aziraphale sometimes, mainly because of his size. Aziraphale's size ensured that he didn’t have to worry about being stepped on, and he could eat all the crepes and sushi he desired without difficulty. It’s not fair! How dare that angel be big enough to do all those neat things! He still loves him though.
❝ That's the first time I've seen you smile genuinely all day. ❞
His gaze is soft as he watches her smile at the plush cat in her hands. Jinki knew today had been a rather rough day for her. . . So to see her smile so, brought him much joy.
❝ Tell me, would you like to go for sushi as a bit of a treat? I'm feeling a slight craving for it. ❞