#surprisingly— my smoke fanart does the best

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just a silly comic abt algorithms and kung lao :’)) idk man the algorithm doesn’t like kung lao as much as i thought it would sigh

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Hii I love your writing, I was wondering what your Jeff headcanons are?

⚠️: Bullying, mentions of self harm, weed, and body gore?

Jeff Headcanons:

Jeff has NPD and schizophrenia

Jeff is a fucking menace. The way he pranks people is by using their trauma against them. Jeff and Ben are best friends, but sometimes he takes it too far. One time he poured water over Ben, and Ben started glitching out and gasping for air as Jeff just laughed and watched. He and Ben took a little break from being friends after that.

The main people he bullies the most are Nina and Toby. He’ll sometimes cut the sleeves off Nina’s clothes so everybody has to see her self-harm scars, poor girl, and he bullies Toby’s stutter and tics and for a week straight. Jeff would get Toby to slap himself, and over time, Toby developed that tic of slapping himself. He can't feel the pain, but he gets embarrassed when he does it in front of the creepypasta girls.

Jeff, Tim, Toby, and Kate all smoke weed together that’s the only time you’ll see all four of them in the same room together not fighting

Jeff gets so emotional when he smokes weed. Once, he cried in Tim’s arms after he admitted he does feel bad for killing his parents and he wishes they were alive again, and he didn't smoke for like a month and after Toby told him what he did he just doesn't want people to see him as weak.

After that incident, though Kate told everybody about Jeff crying after Nina heard about this, she actually comforted Jeff at first before he started lashing out and trying to STAB her, so now Jeff has the nickname, Whiney Baby.

Once every two weeks Jeff has to freshen up his permanent smile because it’ll start healing so he’ll take a knife and re-open it again

Jane works for Zalgo in my AU so sometimes Jeff and her will run into each other while on missions and they fight almost to the death EVERYTIME

Jeff once came home so badly beaten he had to take a week off and everybody was forced to help him out (due to slenders order)

He’ll sometimes see his dead sister staring at him from the corner of his room and he will stare back and not move until she goes away.

Sometimes he’ll also hallucinate Slenderman too like talking to him and stuff

“ Hey, Boss Man just told me some freaky stuff about Lu” Ben: “Jeff..Slender hasn't been here in months did you take your meds?”

THIS BOY STANKS, YA’LL He only showers until Brian forces him to because he smells so bad, like blood and spoiled milk. Once, he went an entire year without showering, and there was a bunch of lice in his hair, so the whole mansion had to be quarantined.

He has pictures of Liu on the wall in his room because sometimes he imagines life with his older brother again he misses Liu so much, guys he’s kinda bummed that Liu hates him now

He uses Nina for things because he knows she can't say no he’ll steal her breakfast or destroy all her make up

Surprisingly, Jeff isn't too hated at the manor; they hate him, but they don't because he's kind of like the OG; he came after Tim and Brian, but he's not top dog. Slender decided to just keep Jeff as a resident because his anger issues get in the way of his work and he's too sloppy.

He gets such an ego boost knowing people cosplay him and made fanart of him ngl he has a few pictures of cosplayers who cosplay him up on his wall because he thinks they did a good job

Hope you enjoyed!!! (ﾉ◕��◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[twelve-nights]

for the ask game:

What does fandom get right and/or wrong? (Such as gender or pronoun headcanons, or portrayals in fanfiction and fanart!)

oh boy. a lot of my ids are mischaracterized so this'll be fun LMAO

for kohaku: i am not transfem or fem at all. i didn't have much of a relationship with gender at all, but i was on the masc side if someone asked. i was also aroace and everyone ships me with my best friend (aira) for some reason i have yet to understand

for rinne: oh my god. yes i'm from a swap timeline but everything fandom thinks about c!me is so wrong too. i was not horny, i was not a fuckboy, i did not smoke, i did not say slurs, and whatever else fanon me does.

tldr: the enstars fandom is so wrong about everything and it makes me want to cry /hj

for sev: the anti-snape side of the fandom gets nearly everything wrong, i was not an incel, i did not like lily that way. the only times i've seen actually correct depictions of me are some fics and stuffs from severitus (surprisingly)

for alastor: i don't have much to say other than chalastor shippers depict me more accurately to my canon than anyone else and i don't know why. please don't kill me SOBS i know that ship is controversial

for senku: legitimately the kin that is depicted most correctly out of all of them but i guess smaller fandom do generally stick closer to canon n stuff. i find how people draw/write me and gen's interactions pretty accurate, even when there's shipping. i don't know why people ship me with kohaku though... we mutually Did Not like each other that way.

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AR Ship Week - Fanwork Recs

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This is the fourth and last weekly post in the lead up to Alex Rider Ship Week. Only 1 week to go!

This week we’ve got a selection of shippy fanwork recs submitted by members of the AR fandom. Enjoy and hope to see you next week!

**Please note that I haven’t listed all the details for the fics so take care to read the tags on AO3 before diving in!

Yassen/Alex

Our Endless Numbered Days by Galimau Just your run of the mill heartwarming look at the quiet beats of Alex and Yassen's relationship...after the apocalypse.  Soft and sweet this fic focuses on the very still and quiet moments of two men at the end times trying to hold onto the things that bring them joy. It's an intimate view of what Alex and Yassen's life could be like of all their cares were quite literally wiped away - excellent  world building and writing make this a must read.

Yalex art by Ireliss Alex and Yassen in a lake! Everything about this picture is perfect - the light, the colours, the feeling of stillness... Probably the most beautiful picture of Alex and Yassen I've ever seen.

Sun Poisoning by fElBiTeR Angsty, beautiful, slowburn soulmate fic with a twist on the usual tropes and gorgeous imagery

Twisting, Turning, Tumbling by ShiruyTheSecond A glacially slow burn, road trip au, and sick fic all mashed into one fic, in non-chronological order based on 100 themes. I'd say this was one of the gateway fics into Yalex for me; there's nothing like reading a longfic you thought was gen and wishing it were slash, only for the realization to hit you in the face like a brick 50 something chapters later. Alex is on the run for a variety of reasons after a mission for MI6 goes spectacularly wrong, so he surprisingly finds himself leaning on Yassen for help, experincing whumpage along the way. Absolutely delicious.

Specific Performance by BurntWhisper Alex is a good spy, good enough that SCORPIA has tasked Yassen with killing him. Yassen can't do that but he can give Alex a very...enthusiastic going away present even Alex hasn't been a very good boy. It's a fun look at Alex and Yassen's first fling with callbacks to the original gen fic. That hits every perfect note and hits a few other things too.

Interlude by Suzie_Shooter Incredibly soft and fluffly Yalex that ends with an unexpected top!Alex and bath sex. Will absolutely warm your heart the way it does mine every time I read this fic.

Medicine by Suzie_Shooter The other fic in response to the prompt of "Alex is given a serum that makes him feel good when he tells the truth" except this one is praise kink while the other is humiliation kink! Specifically focused on a smoking hot blowjob and Alex's reluctance turned enthusiam, plus, there's a second chapter, just in case one dose of the antidote isn't enough.

One Year by BurntWhisper The slowest of slow burns featuring Alex and Yassen on the run from MI6, SCORPIA and their own feelings. Covering 3 months of their life on the run this fic features action as well as the slow, quiet moments where the budding relationship can truly shine through and behind it all the intelligence world continues to grind on threatening to take their happiness with it. It's a beautiful fic with strong, detailed writing and the emotional weight that it deserves.

Midnight Smoke by Hijja If you're in the mood for darker fics with plenty of Yassen hurting Alex complete with violence and heavy dubcon, Hijja has you covered. This particular fic features a mission-type premise with Alex being sent to investigate a spate of teen abductions only to be captured. Yassen is there, and he has his own goals...

Hello Alex by anonymous Fanart: a reunion hug between Yassen and Alex.

Face The Truth by capeofstorm Alex is given a serum that makes him feel good when he tells the truth. Yassen is absolutely a man to take advantage. Recced by Suzie_Shooter

Lights Out by Suzie_Shooter Yassen and Alex left tradecraft behind for a new life in the Greek islands. Ten years on, their relationship is still going strong and they've become island locals, the proprietors of a sailing club and a windsurfing business. Their idyllic life is disrupted by a new threat that wants them dead. I just love the premise of Yalex riding off into the sunset and not looking back. This fic not only has suspense, action, hot sex, and the intimacy borne of ten years...but once you're done, there are two excellent sequels and a prequel to lap up!

Villa in the Sun by BoldAsBrass A multi-chapter story within a story as Yassen and Alex keep in touch over the phone through a tale of a Russian bodyguard's encounters with a young English man. This is so cleverly done and beautifully written; I could re-read it and re-read it (in fact, that's exactly what I've done).

Sting in the Tail by Suzie_Shooter With the world hanging in the balance, MI6 presses an imprisoned Yassen into service. They use Alex to convince him, but also a nasty "sting in the tail" incentive to guarantee results. A thrilling Yalex mission!fic where Yassen and Alex forge their trust in each other by facing mortal danger and saving the world together. I was on the edge of my seat the whole time, eating up the slow burn and wondering how on earth they were going to succeed with all the obstacles Scorpia and MI6 threw in their way.

Rarely Pure And Never Simple by fElBiTeR Non-con > dub-con > fuck-yes-con speedrun. Recced by Suzie_Shooter

Just Say I Do by Nanimok I'm possibly biased because this was written for me, but 'woke up married' is a great trope and this is both snarky and adorable. Recced by Suzie_Shooter

Open Invitation by Suzie_Shooter After Ian's death in TV 'verse, fifteen-year-old Alex is living alone in a depressive, self-destructive spiral. He realizes someone is watching him at home...and decides to give them something more compelling to watch. I am squicked out by creepers, but the characterizations tackle the thorny elements head-on: Yassen's mixed feelings and understated pursuit tactics are 100% believable, as is Alex's volatility; he's alternately confused, provocative, and defiant. Exhibit A:“Does that make you a victim, or a slut?” The question came casually, but it had the unexpected sting of a slap. Alex blinked. “What, I can’t be both?” he countered after a second. Plot ensues, because how can a relationship possibly form from such a premise? Mind the tags (you might trip into your next kink because the sex is mind-blowingly hot).

Flirting with Danger by BoldAsBrass Basically THE gateway fic into Yalex for me - short and sweet, snappy narration and dialogue, a sleekly dangerous Yassen and Alex who might be a skilled, pragmatic adult but quickly realises he's in over his head. Sprinkle in a bit of dubcon and scorching hot writing and you get this perfect fic.

Burning a Dead Man's Fingertips by GreenQueenofClubs Multichapter slow burn, MI6!Yassen AU - an excellent premise done extremely well and feels fresh and new, balancing mission-style fic with character development! The dynamic between Yassen and Alex is somewhat different here compared to most Yalex fics as they don't meet until Alex is an adult; a really intriguing glimpse into what could have been...

A Little Pat Down by Nanimok Airport security can be frustrating at the best of times but couple it with being edged like none other by an assassin turned security guard and it can really be a pain in the ass. A filthy but extremely well written premise. Crack taken seriously is this author's strong suit so not a single one of their works will steer you wrong.

Yalex Ballet AU by anonymous Yalex ballet AU with absolutely gorgeous imagery and slow burn. Fluid prose and in the background, the shadows of past histories and things unsaid.

Gentleman's Agreement by Valaks Yassen and Alex have a "gentleman's agreement" for handling their business in the field. No one ever said anything about parent-teacher conferences. Claims to be gen, but deserves a place on this list for subtle genius alone, because with lines like "Like a fine wine, Alex Rider was improving with age" and "How interesting that Alex Rider would be that interested in his hands", what are we supposed to think....? UST in all caps is the best description.

Salty the Sweat on my Fingertips by Galimau A fun little romp of Alex visiting Tom and having to call his overly protective boyfriend? because he's pregnant and everything hurts. Beautifully written, this fic explores the ending of Oceanbreeze7's Moonfish and follows the extremely creative monster biology to its logical conclusion of Alex getting knocked up.

Slipping Through My Fingers by Nanimok This kink meme fill hits in all the right places as we watch through the eyes of a very jealous Julius as Yassen gives Alex all the attention he needs. The writing is, as always, on point and the characterization of Julius gets absolutely nailed (almost as much as Alex). Julius/Alex, Yassen/Alex

Other

Miss Julia by DantesThird Very creepy and traumatic noncon but really believable with Julia Rothman's obsession with John Rider. Alex/Julia Rothman

gone loose inside the shell by cyanides Fantastic messed-up fic where Julius keeps fantasising about killing Alex, but then the fantasies take a different turn. The possessive 'If I can't have you no-one can' dynamic really encapsulates the ship for me, and the fic stuck in my mind afterwards. Alex/Julius

smoke haze by Ireliss Dubcon, gun kink. A really intriguing and quite dark exploration of a young Yassen's situation with Scorpia and his very complex relationship with Hunter. John/Yassen

Our Settling Bones by Galimau A multi-chapter slow burn focused on a former assassin who has lost everything...and Yassen Gregorovich. The tension is off the charts and the characerization is on point. Everything you could want from the rarest of pairs. John Wick/Yassen

Lemniscate by Ireliss A look at what awaits Yassen when he arrives back at Scorpia after killing Vladimir Sharkovsky. This is deliciously dark as well as being entirely plausible. The sensory descriptions are fantastic. Yassen/Julia Rothman

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For the ask meme: 001 for Hunter x Hunter; 002 for your beloved OTP, Ulquihime; 003 for Kurapika.

Thank you so much for asking!

001 | hxh

Favorite character: Meruem I just love redemption stories

Least Favorite character: Gayro’s dad or Kikyo or Rammot

5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon): Merumugi, Kilugon, Leopika, Hisoilu, Idk

Character I find most attractive: Palm (couldn’t see that coming huh?)

Character I would marry: out of trainwrecks that are characters in this series only Leorio is marriable but he’s too young for me

Character I would be best friends with: Senritsu! She should be patient enough to deal with me

a random thought: what if Hisoka is pretending to be Leorio? (for fucks sake Togashi-sama plz come back or I’m going to lose my mind)

An unpopular opinion: hopeful part of chimera ants arc is so underrated 

My Canon OTP: Merumugi and Hisoilu (anyone can fite me)

My Non-canon OTP: Kilugon I just don’t think it’s mutual :’(

Most Badass Character: Komugi don't even try to tell me "my life" moment wasn't the most metal shit

Most Epic Villain: I love them all but Meruem again

Pairing I am not a fan of: Kurokura I adore enemies to lovers but honestly I just can’t see situation when they come to mutual understanding which is my favorite part of this type of ship

Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): Pokkle in meaning his death was mega fucked up if not character assassination

Favourite Friendship: Kilugon, Senritsu and Kura (the fact he probably pushed her away is making me sad)

Character I most identify with: none

Character I wish I could be: *insert obnoxious suicide joke*

002 | Ulqihime

When I started shipping them: around 2012 I saw fanarts on DA and become curious why they look like that and what is their story so I snooped in this trash can called Bleach

My thoughts: the point where their story ends is just a beginning, he just realized what she mean to him and she forgive the fuckery he just did (this is how I interpret "are you afraid?. As" can you forgive the horrible things I did? ") and it makes this relationship so interesting and sad. There's so many scenarios that you can play with. Also there's a lot to explore about their time together in LN since the unmasked confirmed what we saw aren't all of their interactions.

What makes me happy about them: They cared about each other and he, a being that is not supposed to /don't want to let himself have feelings, loved her

What makes me sad about them: he's dead and just evaporated from her memories, his death meant nothing for her character development (bc Kubo quote "likes her how she is" congrats man you just confirmed you don't know shit about writing) and she's just an incubator for next generation of this wank and not a character

Things done in fanfic that annoys me: using violence, taking shit Ulquiorra said to other arancars seriously, Orihime still being a damsel in distress, Ulquiorra using medical/scientific terminology but also him being totally ignorant of human world

Things I look for in fanfic: I hadn't read fanfics in years tbh and around 2014 I read pretty much everything on ff.org and most of ao3 so at that point existing was everything I was looking for

My wishlist: Ulquiorra getting killed by zanpaktou so he can be reborn and meet her again / being healed by Orihime who makes her own decisions and stopped giving fuck/Orihime actually remember him, says his name instead of vague "I don't want to see any more arancars die" shit/ Ulquiorra coming back to roast the cursed outfit ("surprisingly it doesn't suit you" please i would fucking die)

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: Ishida for Hime I'm chill with this paring it's cute and shippers smoke far less crack, death for Ulqui

My happily ever after for them: just learning about and supporting each other and also acting silly

003 | Kura

How I feel about this character: making the cool analitical character extremely emotionally unstable is very interesting idea. His feelings are justified but his actions especially toward his friends aren't. Tho I like how realistic pushing friends away from himself is and how all his trauma and problems does not go away just because he has friends who can use talk no jutsu to make him turn 180° and just stop his auto destruction like that.

Any/all the people I ship romantically with this character: Leorio, queen Oito lately bc when she said she doesn't care about him my monkey brain went "oh boi what if she starts caring and it'll be sad" so it can also go non-romantically idc just make me cry Togashi-sama!

My favorite non-romantic relationship for this character: Wobble

My unpopular opinion about this character: I don't like mamapika to Gon too much

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: not die? Is this too much?

Favorite friendship for this character: Senritsu

My crossover ship: with good shouting from Elliott Nightray