#surprisedentistry

[macro-microcosm]

[Image description: A tweet from @laterundulator (display name "nathaniel b"). It reads:

"in the stripped club. straight up 'jorking it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits."

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[histskins]

me: did 20 minutes on the elliptical today and feel a lot better mentally than i did before :)

some rando on tumblr dot com: ummmmmm that is SO ableist of you to say. what about people who have chronic pain and/or are bedridden huh??? you're literally telling them to go fuck themselves and die right now

[moss-feratu]

@surprisedentistry

This was our papillon foster dog! Her name was Mollie. She had her front teeth on the side of her mouth taken out (she was an old lady) so her tounge always stuck out 🥺😭 She was adopted by a nice older couple, and she's still living with them 4 years later 🥰

[tsunflowers]

tumblr user surprisedentistry made snickers salad bc of my poll and hated it <3 I feel like a real influencer, ruining the lives of people I only know from afar

[tharsei-thanate]

@surprisedentistry I am bidding on an "apothecary style chest" (aka its absolutely an old library card catalog cabinet but sure lol) and there's 10mins left and the STRESS. idk how u do this ;-;

[flei-the-chaos-dragon]

It ssmells of ruined pea soup and tastes like dirt (signed, person who likes celery) and people who like it are annoying and I Can Notice if you put it into cakes, stop.

It is a drug and people should learn to socialise without drugs

People who drink coffee: why did you start?

I don't drink coffee and I've never wanted to, but that's obviously ~not normal~, so I'm curious why most people do start drinking it.

[queer-lemons]

HI OKAY SO @tomatocryptid (btw tomato you really should change your pfp and blog theme so you don't look like a bot) is new and i know them irl and they're very cool SO i put together a very long list of some of the people i follow that they might like to follow for classic tumblr stuff. and stuff. don't feel like you have to follow any of these people, you can unfollow and follow and block whoever you want here and no one is offended!! at least no one who matters. soooo here's the list (under the readmore for politness) and yeah!!!

@fakeseinfeldplots

@teamlynda

@cryptotheism

@evilmario666  vital tumblr vibes

@facts-i-just-made-up

@madphantom they just did the goncharov stuff, check out that!

@reallylyli-blog  she’s awesome check her out

@mens-rights-activia  (not actually mens rights activist but funny)

@dingdongyouarewrong  (the closest thing we have to influencers)

@joydemorra

@natalieironside

@notajerusalemcricket

@sorrynotsorrybi

@wilwheaton  (yeah the famous one he’s here)

@marisatomay

@copperbadge

@sneef-to-a-snorf-fight

@straycatj

@sorrelchestnut

@teaboot

@hell-propaganda

@staffs-secret-blog

@dear-ao3

@musicalhell

@pangur-and-grim

@sleepless-bastard

@hera-the-something

@gallusrostromegalus

@surprisedentistry

@dduane

@the-haiku-bot

@normal-horoscopes

@prismatic-bell

@animatedtext

@official-osha

@tonysopranobignaturals

@ashstfu

@heresylog

@shiftythrifting

@kaijuno

@beyoncescock

@picsthatmakeyougohmm

@pukicho

@secondbeatsongs

@endreal

@hues-of-purple

@seraphic-sapphic-safehaven

@what-even-is-thiss

@thebootydiaries

@the-aro-ace-arrow-ace

@ifoughtgodbehind711

@belladonna-bitch

@dreampai

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

@one-time-i-dreamt

@neil-gaiman

[the-other-jugs]

@surprisedentistry saw this and thought of you ❤️

[anoraktrend]

the surprisedentistry post is about how a lot of people on tumblr dot com would wholeheartedly believe outright absurd stuff regardless of credence or evidence because they wanna be perceived as being on the “right” side of things (examples: the mitski child slave accusations, the various misinfo posts that got spread back in the day like Bird In Chocolate Fountain being denounced as animal cruelty even though it was from an Adam Sandler movie, horse dildo being passed off as the arm of a burn victim, a pic of heath ledger in a cut scene from Batman being passed off as a pic of some “brave veteran” who had scars that everyone wanted to support, etc)

it’s just saying that ppl on here will literally believe goofy shit uncritically and will be upset at people who have even a little bit of skepticism towards it bc they wanna be seen as virtuous and supportive

sorry for how long this was but yeah I hope it helps

I got that bit, but I was specifically trying to talk about people who have fallen for one or more of the currently ongoing moral panics. Those have been so much more effective at convincing people to fall for the "Think of the Children" argument that all moral panics, including the satanic panic, rely on. The comparison of people falling for less harmful misinformation on Tumblr forgets the idea that sometimes people lying on the internet are lying about what they believe, too, (see Sharks are smooth).

[discoidal]

started typing out a whole post abt makeup and "baseline" feminism and stuff and then i saw the replies on that surprisedentistry makeup post and im like.. hmm.. being coherent does not pay. so anyways i hate makeup i love women w bare faces and anon hate wont ever kill me

[bihet-dragonize]

so i was going to try to see if i could find what that anon was talking about on my own. https://www.tumblr.com/surprisedentistry/677943182076559361/the-isstd-publishes-the-journal-of-trauma-and not sure if this is exactly it, but it is relevant. i will keep looking to see if there is anything else, but it seems that the OP was talking about the fact there are influential figures from the satanic panic era who have moved on to influence research & treatment on DID. as someone w/ DID it is a very very touchy thing because there *are* ppl who did experience what could be described or labeled as ritual abuse, cult abuse, etc. (if u look in the notes there is someone talking abt how this effects trying to seek treatment from genuine cult abuse.) but there also appears to be an intentional agenda with specific "psychiatrists" who were major players in perpetuating the satanic panic, to try to convince ppl with DID that we were victims of things tht are just their personal antisemitic conspiracy theories. this is clearly medical abuse, like manipulating ppl with vulnerable minds & memory issues to believe something that fits their own personal narrative.

i will keep looking but it does not seem like OP is hostile against ppl with DID.

Thank you for looking into this, and honestly I'm sorry if what you found might have been triggering. And yeah that is majorly fucked up (but unfortunately unsurprising), and I can see why that specific argument is happening in the notes now. And while I don't think the OP is hostile, I think giving THIS context rather than just making a catchy tumblr post would have been more helpful.

[godlessondheimite]

when surprisedentistry reblogged my post i thought i’d be the one getting an influx of annoying notes and responses. i didn’t think surprisedentistry would get some lunatic in her anons for like a week because of lil ol’ me. double did not expect the anon to accidentally reveal themselves to have a uh…..very troubling definition of consent that reveals them to be the only pro-csa person involved? strange world.

[wilted]

speaking of this will never leave my mind. why do they look similar surprisedentistry? they have different eyes different heads different mouths different hair. their noses are a little bit similar. is that why they look “remarkably identical”?

[hamptercatapult]

I posted 14,506 times in 2022

That's 3,362 more posts than 2021!

99 posts created (1%)

14,407 posts reblogged (99%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@/skeletalheartattack

@/hotvampireadjacent

@/surprisedentistry

@/anarcho-milfism

@/tomomo

I tagged 2,202 of my posts in 2022

#jellybean 😈 - 74 posts

#foul - 55 posts

#<- so true! - 20 posts

#jerma - 11 posts

#yeah - 11 posts

#skeleton - 8 posts

#bugs - 8 posts

#me - 8 posts

#unreality - 8 posts

#shooting tw - 8 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#kids squealing and motorcycles ripping loud ass on the freeway (my complex literally touches the freeway and im next to the speghetti bowl)

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

116 notes - Posted August 4, 2022

#4

coffeeshop closed forever because a barista throwed up :(

128 notes - Posted May 11, 2022

#3

thanks 4 the idea @skeletalheartattack heres a rough rendition of spice_girls.mp4

175 notes - Posted May 11, 2022

#2

i made some guys

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268 notes - Posted February 14, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

I saw you had some interaction with fairyfungirl, and was wondering if you’d like to tell all what happened? She has deleted her account, but I’m trying to gather up any testimonials from those who she had interacted with in an effort to show her behavior for future references. It’s entirely up to you, though! I just want to make sure all that happened doesn’t get lost in time.

howdy, sure!

i had reblogged one of her posts asking for donations for her daughters funeral and mentioned in the tags "i wish you the best, i used to live in that area, it can be really isolating" and shortly after she came into my dms to beg me for money

[keep in mind this is literally the first time we interacted, and i already thought it weird she was trying to shame me but i didnt listen to my gut]

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303 notes - Posted December 7, 2022

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[buchuleaf]

👀 I knew you were a saskie from your ask to @surprisedentistry and then I clicked through to your profile and SURE ENOUGH lmao. I know the exact FB marketplace post you're referring to. From Reddit, right?

Anyways hello from a Saskatoon lurker! I very rarely see anyone else from Sask on tumblr, it's nice to know you're out there! Hope you're staying warm these days 🥶🥶🥶🥶

yeah that’s the post hahahah. i’m actually in regina but i lurk on the saskatoon subreddit a lot bc i’m looking for an apartment there. i just moved here in may and i like regina but it’s a little boring, saskatoon seems a bit livelier. if you have any recs for things to do in saskatoon lmk!

wishing u well & hope u get that $500 cheque they promised us but never delivered on <3

[thementalistscandidate]

@surprisedentistry

dude/babe it’s the same thing