#surprised like i didn't spam your notes earlier lmao

[starryeyesstarryskies]

hello fanfiction writer the meat machine who i follow on ao3 and admire greatly

see okay when i was writing this post i had those like, humanized lil cal drawings/fanfictions in mind. where it's like, the person clearly likes brocal, but instead of having the balls to draw bro tenderly holding hands with a puppet, they just put in a human insert and also a lot of it is shotacon for some reason?

so what i had in my head was like a weird mix of 1 and 3. brocal but we cant have freaky puppetfucking so actually it was caliborn the whole time. and also they're the worlds shittiest dads.

on that note, all of these scenarios are great. i love number 2. what the fuck do you even do if your sentient puppet buddy just starts sprouting scales and grows fangs and next thing you know you wake up to a horrible snake man in your bed.

also???

im never going to not think about fuckinf. prince and the puppet now. thank you

ya know what i can get behind giving AR a human body i can live with that but anyone who gives lil cal a human body is a coward. if u want to use a not inanimate stand in for cal then use caliborn i don't even care. if you are willing to fuck canon hard enough to make the fucked up lil puppet dude into a real boy then you can fuck it hard enough to make the lil puppet dude into a Green Asshole

[panicattheattic]

Demon Mc headcanons

Lesson 1: Odd human, odd lookalike, and weeds of despair

Notes: This is the second post dedicated to this series of headcanons for an au. If you're new, the first part definitely gives you some context, but should you want to continue, please note that the use of (Name) and Mc is deliberate.

Welp.

That test was a failure.

Sure, you didn't MEAN to summon a Chimera, but what did they expect would happen when they all shouted different things as you tried to do your summoning spell?

And no regrets, the witch in charge had a sweater that was too ugly for even Christmas and your fireball practice earlier made quick work of putting the poor, drying sweater out of it's misery.

Was it worth being a guinea pig for the next few months?

Absolutely not.

Thankfully, you'd never see that sweater again.

For now, you had two days of isolation, blank paper, pencils, pens, and a whole bunch of dice.

Not... Not that you had someone to play the tabletop rpg with.

But preparations never hurt, right?

Well, not like you could prepare for what came next.

"Where... Am I?"

A courtroom?

Who are these people?

"Welcome to the Devildom, Mc."

Yup.

For all the witches' attempts to keep you as far away from anyone and everyone, here you are

Surrounded by the one thing that the witches banned even speaking about.

You, Mc, were surrounded by demons.

On the bright side, the one who introduced himself as Diavolo seemed nice.

His... Friend?

Yeah, friend seems like the safe assumption

His friend, Lucifer, didn't seem as nice.

Actually, he looked shocked when he saw you.

And Lucifer's siblings, Asmodeus and Beelzebub also seemed shocked, but they didn't recover and went on as if nothing like Lucifer did.

As for the fourth member of Lucifer's family that you've met, Satan didn't seem shocked. Maybe mildly surprised?

Mildly curious?

Mammon, who arrived at Lucifer's text request, almost looked like he'd seen a ghost.

And once you met Leviathan, he did a double take once he actually saw you.

Did you do something wrong?

Or do they know you?

Whatever it is, you can probably get through it.

You were brought here with all you'd need: paper, dice, and your folder.

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The Demon Brothers (6):

Mam: WTF

WTF

WTF

Satan: stop spamming

Levi: ah? Lmao. WTF! Come on! Smh

Asmo: I agree

What the actual fuck...

Beel: ...

Satan: Lucifer, I think you've broken Beel.

Lucifer: I am just as shocked as the rest of you.

But I expect you all to act properly, and not cause any trouble.

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Lucifer

No one

Absolutely no one could have prepared him for your arrival.

He knew how to mask his shock quickly, but he's definitely sure you noticed.

Lucifer also talked to Diavolo about it, but in summary, it ended in a "a heads up would have been nice, but we'll be professional about it."

Diavolo apologized often (He really didn't mean to bring a lookalike of the brothers' dead sibling, (Name))

As soon as his shock subsided, all you could see in Lucifer's eyes was sadness whenever he'd look at you.

Banned everyone from mentioning (Name) to you.

Mammon

A bit quiet, but you definitely saw despair in his eyes.

There weren't many "I'll eat you" threats from him.

(Name) probably wouldn't have appreciated it.

He does, however, get a bit protective.

Sure, Mc's a (Name) lookalike, but it's kinda hard to look at them and not think of all the fun stuff he and (Name) did

Like when they pulled off that one prank!

Or the time they managed to hide every pen and quill for miles!

Ooh, or-

Damn, he misses them.

Leviathan

Almost broke the (Name) ban the second he saw you.

Took to calling you "Copycat Normie" when "Normie" didn't cut it, but you don't really know who your copying.

Almost told you it was exactly like the plot of "My brother went missing and now his lookalike is my roommate"

It's... Weird.

The urge to invite you to play video games with him is strong

And you, Mc, aren't quite as difficult to talk to.

And Henry 2.0 seems to like you.

Maybe...

He could stand to hang out with you?

It's hard to look at Levi in the eye because you see him light up only to get sad again when he looks at you.

Satan

Neutral, mostly

It actually kinda hurts to see everyone occasionally get their hopes up only to remind themselves that Mc isn't (Name)

For one, Mc is much shyer, judging by Lucifer's memories of (Name).

And (Name) was an angel before, while he's almost sure Mc is human. Almost.

An odd human, even by mage standards, but a human nonetheless. Maybe.

There's something about calling you human that feels wrong, but he'll have to see how to confirm or deny it.

Now, what he does see, unbeknownst to you, is the potential in you to be a great mage

Your fireballs leave a lot to be desired, though, so he could definitely tutor you.

And maybe find out whether you're actually human or not.

Maybe.

Asmodeus

The shock, stress, and sadness are a dangerous cocktail that threatens his skin

At least the first two died down, eventually.

Kinda hard to be "Gift to the World" Asmo when he sees you every morning and all he can do is miss (Name)

Mc, what are you wearing?

Ok, so maybe he can push past the sadness to save this poor mage from their limited closet.

By the time he gets to fixing your hair, he pauses.

It's like...

Helping...

(Name)...

Again...

Asmo shakes his head to get back to work.

If he wouldn't have let (Name) out like that, he wouldn't let you.

He did call Solomon in tears after the day's events.

The sadness in his eyes is overwhelming sometimes, but taking you shopping seems to help him.

Beelzebub

If you thought Asmo was sad, you haven't seen anything, yet.

Beel rarely raided the fridge at night, now.

Mc is too much like (Name).

Same kind personality

Same willingness to help (maybe a bit too much for them)

Same kind eyes.

If he didn't know any better, he'd say you were (Name).

But since (Name) is gone...

Surely you wouldn't mind if he...

Kept an eye on you?

Not immediately adopting you, but one of your first supporters.

The grief in his eyes is overwhelming, plain and simple.

That said, you let him vent whenever he wanted to.

Or offered him fresh snacks whenever you had some.

You knew despair and sadness sucked from personal experience, so if anything you could do helps Beel, you were there to help!

Belphegor

How dare they?

HOW DARE THEY BRING A FILTHY COPYCAT OF (NAME)?!

If he hated anyone most in existence, right now, it'd be you.

DID THEY EVEN THINK ABOUT WHAT THIS COULD DO TO BEEL?!

New plan.

First: trick you into freeing him.

Second: tear you to bits.

Third: tear into the assholes who brought you here.

To say his eyes held a boiling hatred was an understatement.

That said, you weren't stupid.

It was a bit odd to you thet the plot of TSL reminded you of the brothers

Like how the Lord of Fools has a lover named Geldie, who was found frozen, was strangely similar to how Mammon's card, Goldie, was found frozen (yes, it's a card and not a lover, but he treats that thing like the love of his life)

And how the Lord of Corruption imprisoned the Lord of Emptiness much like Lucifer imprisoned Belphegor.

Life imitating art?

Art coincidentally imitating life?

Whatever it was, you let him know your suspicion once you were leaving.

"Oh, and Belphegor? You didn't have to lie. I would have helped you even if you were honest."

You were still following the plan, but that seemingly fueled his ire.

Diavolo

Initially mortified upon receiving Lucifer's texts best summarized with a simple "A heads up would have been nice, but we'll be professional."

Didn't mean to ask so much of the brothers. (Regardless of whether someone's human, an angel, a demon, ect, it's kinda hard to see someone identical to a dead loved one)

Takes you out as often as he can under the guise of learning about humans.

While that's half truth, he feels a bit guilty for bringing you to live with Lucifer and his brothers when you're so like (Name)

Once the initial panic is over and everyone seems to be dealing with everything better, he calms down a bit and begins actually inviting you over to check on you and to learn what the witch raised Mc knows.

That said, he finds you so... Sad.

And when your doubts slip out, he can't help but feel sad for you.

In your defense, as you grow to be better friends, you'll sometimes find yourselves in a vicious cycle of Diavolo getting a bit sad for you and you getting sad for him which makes him a bit sadder for you which makes...

In short, you have a guaranteed friend who knows a thing or two about loneliness and makes sure that both you and the brothers are ok with everything

Barbatos

He immediately finds there's something suspicious about you, but not for the reasons you'd think.

It's like you're almost completely out of sight for him.

He can't tell exactly where this situation is going and most he can tell will happen in regards to you is you making a new D&D character or some similar inconsequential activity.

It's... Odd.

Nonetheless, he's polite to you, even if he finds it odd.

Like, who'd go to these lengths to hide just any human?

There has to be something about you.

Other than odd, Barbatos genuinely finds you a bit depressing.

He even sometimes feels like there's a greater weight on his shoulders when you're around.

You probably don't mean to, he knows that much considering how often you offer to help him

You know something's up with Barbatos because of offhand comments from others.

What exactly is it? You're not so sure.

Simeon

He has to do a double take.

"(Name)?"

Who?

"Oh, you're the other human exchange student. Sorry about that. You look like someone I know."

Simeon thinks the situation is eerie as hell.

He knows that (Name) died. He'd been informed about it.

But seeing you, Mc, has thrown him off.

It's almost like looking at the quirky errand angel with the lopsided halo again.

He kinda misses them, now...

At least you think he misses this (Name).

He seemed sad when you weren't who he thought you were.

Luke

Immediately takes a bit of a liking to you

"You look like someone I've seen back home!"

He mentioned a few things about them.

Like how they were an errand angel

Or how it was weird that their halo was lopsided

But other than that, he didn't seem to really know them, just think it's cool that you look like someone from the Celestial Realm

Besides that, Luke thinks you're so...

Sad.

He makes time to bake for you every few days.

He can't stand seeing you look sad!

It's sweet of him, but you've resorted to sharing the treats with everyone at the House of Lamentation due to the large amount of treats Luke bakes.

He means well and it always makes you smile, even if you won't be able to eat all the sweets om your own.

Solomon

To say he's curious and interested in you is an understatement.

You've made an impact on some of the most powerful demons there are

There HAS to be something about you that caused that.

At least, he thought you did something or maybe even knew something until Asmo called him one night.

That call was almost all tears and barely understandable babble on Asmo's end, but Solomon pieced enough together to get a rough idea of what's going on.

And he feels bad for those affected.

Seeing someone you loved in front of you only for them to not be who you thought they were?

That's just painful.

Other than that, he just finds you... Odd?

No, there's something off about you, but it doesn't really seem to be you that's quite odd.

He does, thankfully, offer you his friendship.

Partially to help his demonic friends out, partially because you REALLY seem to need a friend.

Really.

You make him sad, sometimes.

Please accept his friendship.

Other than what you've heard *cough*shadywizard*cough, Solomon seems kind.

A bit shady, yes, but that might be your trusting side trying to trust what others told you.

That or maybe it's his aesthetic? You can ask Asmo, later.

~Chibi