#surejan

[queen-mabs-revenge]

every time i see a liberal try and browbeat someone who rightfully expresses withholding their vote from a party that is currently financially, politically, and rhetorically supporting an actual genocide by screaming 'UHHH PROJECT 2025???'

i'm just like...

ok so where is the democrat party's project 2025 then?

'vote for us without caveat or demand -- brush aside state-sponsored genocide under democrat power -- bc the other side has a clear and itemized plan to enact their ideology' ok and where's yours, oh great protectors of the oppressed?

or would you then be forced to admit that you don't have one because sop for the dems for decades is to to scold votes based on 'harm reduction' while standing for absolutely nothing.

[fireplceashes]

#surejan

[into-september]

"Maledictator", thoughts

Flipping through the channels at later at night than the target group should be up gave me the tail end of "Frozer" (Luka had a different voice, the ice power-ups are weird) and then "Maledictator".

Did this happen before or after Chloé revealed herself to be a dancing prodigy in LB cosplay that had a wig

Sure sure S5 might go on and on about how she's too lazy for school, but you don't get those dancing skills at one of the toughest ballet schools in the world without dicipline and dedication. If we're supposed to treat anything that happens on this show seriously after all, "Frighteninggale" suggests that Chloé's illiteracy stems from some learning disability left undiagnosed thanks to a system too afraid to be frank about her academic performance to her parents

No helping the complete lack of reality on display as the episode starts, though

Marinette's explanation for choosing Chloé for the fight is something like "doesn't get intimidated by power" (would've been so cool if this was ever followed up on), but it's pretty clear that it's really because she keeps blaming herself for getting Chloé upset. I can't remember if she did that before Adrien refused to join the party because he was upset, but the one most ruthless at tearing Chloé's superhero delusions apart at the start of the episode wasn't Marinette, no matter how much both Marinette and Chloé keeps saying that it was. It was Alya.

Not sure what to make of Chloé's repeated accusations that Marinette made the class "gang up on her" when Chloé demonstratively doesn't care what the class thinks of her

And yet she later grieves that "nobody likes her" and she "has no friends"

And she goes to the party, unaware that it is to celebrate Queen Bee, because Marinette asked her to

The most interesting part of the episode is how she at the end refuses the Butler's help to clean up, insisting to do it herself

"BUt she neVEr wAnted to Be betTER" #surejan

Speaking of things it would've been so cool if they followed up on: Adrien's statement that he "can't" celebrate Chloé's departure. This empathy-to-the-point-of-the-absurd (and it is empathy, not just loyalty) is such a contrast to Gabriel who uses the same skill set to terrorise Paris on the daily - and also to Marinette, whose judgemental ways are usually justified, but who also demonstrates a distinct lack in the empathy department on some very notable occasions (Kagami on purpose, Cat Noir are a side effect of weird writing). Adrien's insistence on sympathising with the other's pain, no matter how misplaced said pain is, would've been such an interesting angle for the show to pursue to cast light on the two others in our central conflict triangle

Chloé's VA aced this one and oh my god whoever wrote these scripts deserves a little medal. Gabriel Agreste is absolutely the kind of man to use the word "hustru"

The most important takeaway is that this episode probably only exists because someone wanted to animate Cat Noir taking the catboy existence to the ultimate level

The simultaneous clever and absolutely careless nature of the writing and directing of this show keeps giving me brainworms and today's is the fact that Queen Bee's weapon is the visually closest to Ladybug's in look and non-special function, and how this episode had one very conspicuous shot of Ladybug and Queen Bee moving in fully synchronised movements. Why would you do that if you're not either going to establish Chloé as a special ally, or as Ladybug's ultimate nemesis?

See also: with S5 explicitly taking on the political system of France, how dare not having a Maledictator repeat there. did we really need an episode about how even an AI can de-akumatise itself these days, or two about Lila getting Kagami akumatised over the same bloody problem that you were too chicken to make for real anyway

[innytoes]

Leverage Redemption 2.06

-aka The Daddy Issues Job.

-Sophie no, you can’t axe the gloat. The gloat is the best part. It’s in the Leverage International handbook! The hackers have a ‘best gloat selfie’ competition going. Drones are involved!

-Breanna is the best little sister in the world I love her so much.

-I do love the implication there is no other reason for Eliot to ever go to the state of Oklahoma.

-Breanna: He has a father? 100% Hardison at one point told Nana’s kids that Eliot was a super solider grown in a vat.

-Eliot: I’m a loooone wolf Parker: okay buddy Breanna: surejan dot gif

-HOLY PLOT TWIST BATMAN. (Also dancing from fandom: Eliot and Jake separated at birth twins y/y.)

-They’re all trying to be there for Eliot my heart.

-Love Eliot’s dad walking in to his house being taken over. They did it to Nate, they’ll do it to any vaguely dad-shaped person.

-Okay I get speeding off dramatically but Harry was still inside and the front door wasn’t locked???? I am??? No??? (Also I am very mad their sham house has a place for a dog yet no dog.)

-PLAID SHIRTS RUN IN THE FAMILY.

-So do cheesy one-liners.

-Breanna is like: Okay now I have a Nana and a grandpa.

-FINISH telling him about the robot bodies. Just... Eliot sitting on the couch grumbling while Parker tells his dad stuff and every time he tries to cut her off his dad is like: no I want to hear this.

-Just me making high-pitched noises at the end there

[melanieexox]

Peter Krause: SoME PeOpLE WoNt SuRvIvE

Yadda, yadda, yadda... #SureJan

I know damn well ya'll wouldn't kill my guys off!

[silvyysthings]

All'yall Timmy just wants his privacy! Please respect his privacy when he's with his beards (I mean girlfriends).😂

you can say what you want but it is a serious invasion of privacy to photograph people in their homes while they are minding their own business

#surejan

[a-mayan-joy-has-nuts]

DM ME WITH YOUR CASHAPP AND PAYPAL TO GET PAID NOW BABE ❤️❤️❤️

$surejan

[hobo-rg]

I don't think we have interacted before and I want to apologize for jumping to surejan.

The point I was trying to make, clumsily, was not "don't mess around with kitchen chemistry at all it's dangerous" but rather "TATP is well known to be explosive; people have in the past blown themselves up real good with it, usually while trying to make bombs; and therefore I don't think it's the urban myth the mythbusters confirmed but refuse to talk about."

That said, I am genuinely surprised you can keep TATP under your sink safely. If you look online for recipes the first several hits are people crabbily refusing to provide one because they think it's too dangerous. Can I ask what precautions you take?

what kind of homeland security threat did the mythbusters accidentally discover????

[artfuldrawer]

Just over 48 years ago on December 11, 1971, what became one of the grooviest, most beloved and most replayed episodes of #TheBradyBunch first aired on ABC. That episode was titled “Getting Davy Jones” and it guest starred the incomparable @davyjones who performed his hit song “Girl” and famously accompanied Marcia to her school dance. In honor of #WBW and the upcoming @davyjonestribute we’ve just announced, here’s my drawing of Davy and “Marcia, Marcia, Marcia” originally drawn for the Brady Bunch Convention in 2014. Stay tuned for exciting updates on Davy’s tribute that are soon to follow and stay groovy, luvvies! ✌️🎤 💕 ⋆ ⋆ ⋆ ⋆ ⋆ ⋆ #BradyBunch #TheBradyBunchMovie #GettingDavyJones #MaureenMcCormick #MarciaMarciaMarcia #SureJan #MarciaBrady #DavidThomasJones #1970s #1970sfashion #1971 #ClassicTV #ClassicTelevision #StarSpangledGirl #TheMonkees #themonkeestvshow #ArtfulDrawer #PlanetJennifer (at Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B6PvALihrzL/?igshid=12t66ow9cdorl

[sirenknights]

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We've got some #poltergeist shenanigans happening up in here... 😱😱😱👻👻💀💀 #haunted #surejan #timeforanewclock (at Three's Company: Penthouse) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1AhmujgrLK/?igshid=17guuws0nfuwh

[queen-mabs-revenge]

literally have no fucking patience for that shit psyop this russian bot that i'm gonna report you for election interference if you don't vote for the most leftist president ever of all time ok surejan because the last two decades of usa politics hasn't been a flashing fucking neon sign that both parties have been working hand in hand to kill us and our international siblings grow the fuck up

[famouswolfkoala-blog]

Tf? #surejan #foryou #swag #cashmoney #yuh

[rockstarnate]

I made another meme... yeah, I know it’s shit but you gotta start somewhere, right?! 🤷🏻‍♂️ Sure Jan 😒 (let me know if I should make more in the future) #gemini #geminisass #geminimemes #astrologymemes #thankyounextbitch #surejan https://www.instagram.com/p/BtOZpd5nHw9/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=8afvpcc88cas

[ris4awesome]

To my Stoopid Chula, the things you say & do to have me pissing in my pants dying of laughter, i appreciate you like flies on shit. youre a goober head & I love you. Happy birthday Stoopid hooker. #SureJan #TattooDay #DisneyBuddy #OliveGardenFatAsses #FuckThePainAway #Carol #LitLikeAStamp #SmokeyBitch #NoEarsAssBitch #YouDoIt #SuckMyAss #OlafMonie #YesGreg #ComeBackWhenYourePregnant #GeorgeGlass #MovieReferences #HappyBirthdayHooker https://www.instagram.com/p/BrT3K1kBnuyHkbPv8ZZYVfkApljs0CAf7cSEVI0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=l3z0qqlohjor

[elvirahancock]

When someone tells me they’re doing the Whole30.

[formerlyroyal]

I’m a natural beauty. 

It’s the racist haters that make look like a 60 year old bar hag.