#surejan

[into-september]

"Maledictator", thoughts

Flipping through the channels at later at night than the target group should be up gave me the tail end of "Frozer" (Luka had a different voice, the ice power-ups are weird) and then "Maledictator".

Did this happen before or after Chloé revealed herself to be a dancing prodigy in LB cosplay that had a wig

Sure sure S5 might go on and on about how she's too lazy for school, but you don't get those dancing skills at one of the toughest ballet schools in the world without dicipline and dedication. If we're supposed to treat anything that happens on this show seriously after all, "Frighteninggale" suggests that Chloé's illiteracy stems from some learning disability left undiagnosed thanks to a system too afraid to be frank about her academic performance to her parents

No helping the complete lack of reality on display as the episode starts, though

Marinette's explanation for choosing Chloé for the fight is something like "doesn't get intimidated by power" (would've been so cool if this was ever followed up on), but it's pretty clear that it's really because she keeps blaming herself for getting Chloé upset. I can't remember if she did that before Adrien refused to join the party because he was upset, but the one most ruthless at tearing Chloé's superhero delusions apart at the start of the episode wasn't Marinette, no matter how much both Marinette and Chloé keeps saying that it was. It was Alya.

Not sure what to make of Chloé's repeated accusations that Marinette made the class "gang up on her" when Chloé demonstratively doesn't care what the class thinks of her

And yet she later grieves that "nobody likes her" and she "has no friends"

And she goes to the party, unaware that it is to celebrate Queen Bee, because Marinette asked her to

The most interesting part of the episode is how she at the end refuses the Butler's help to clean up, insisting to do it herself

"BUt she neVEr wAnted to Be betTER" #surejan

Speaking of things it would've been so cool if they followed up on: Adrien's statement that he "can't" celebrate Chloé's departure. This empathy-to-the-point-of-the-absurd (and it is empathy, not just loyalty) is such a contrast to Gabriel who uses the same skill set to terrorise Paris on the daily - and also to Marinette, whose judgemental ways are usually justified, but who also demonstrates a distinct lack in the empathy department on some very notable occasions (Kagami on purpose, Cat Noir are a side effect of weird writing). Adrien's insistence on sympathising with the other's pain, no matter how misplaced said pain is, would've been such an interesting angle for the show to pursue to cast light on the two others in our central conflict triangle

Chloé's VA aced this one and oh my god whoever wrote these scripts deserves a little medal. Gabriel Agreste is absolutely the kind of man to use the word "hustru"

The most important takeaway is that this episode probably only exists because someone wanted to animate Cat Noir taking the catboy existence to the ultimate level

The simultaneous clever and absolutely careless nature of the writing and directing of this show keeps giving me brainworms and today's is the fact that Queen Bee's weapon is the visually closest to Ladybug's in look and non-special function, and how this episode had one very conspicuous shot of Ladybug and Queen Bee moving in fully synchronised movements. Why would you do that if you're not either going to establish Chloé as a special ally, or as Ladybug's ultimate nemesis?

See also: with S5 explicitly taking on the political system of France, how dare not having a Maledictator repeat there. did we really need an episode about how even an AI can de-akumatise itself these days, or two about Lila getting Kagami akumatised over the same bloody problem that you were too chicken to make for real anyway

[sapphire-weapon]

wait, so the "legendary japanese IP" was ninja gaiden?

ninja gaiden is "legendary" now?

surejan dot gif

[unofficialmacgyverpedo]

Wtf is that bio? He REALLY thought he was macgyver and cosplaying it up LMFAO

"She wont like the outcome" threatening women online isn't a good look. "Bad guys" the call is coming from inside the closet 🤣 he finds ppl to harass then turns around acting like he can help or isn't responsible. Same pattern over and over with new dumbest people under him. Although i would bet one of the "women" he tagged was him on another profile lile he did with his main and 3 alts at once to menalez.

He sent himself the "anon" ask then used his alts @devilinhighheels and @surejan-jpeg to brag and boast about himself lmfao. Also brings into question any validity of his supposed "friends" "testimony" or more so a random screenshot he has not mentioning anyone just text and his narrative of boo hoo victim.

So why hasn't he made me "not like the outcome" 5 years year on after everything he claims 🤣

[melanieexox]

Peter Krause: SoME PeOpLE WoNt SuRvIvE

Yadda, yadda, yadda... #SureJan

I know damn well ya'll wouldn't kill my guys off!

[silvyysthings]

All'yall Timmy just wants his privacy! Please respect his privacy when he's with his beards (I mean girlfriends).😂

you can say what you want but it is a serious invasion of privacy to photograph people in their homes while they are minding their own business

#surejan

[mediamingle]

Why Your Business Needs Social Media Marketing (Like, Yesterday)

Okay, quick reality check—where are most people hanging out these days? Social media, obviously! Whether they’re doom-scrolling TikTok at midnight, laughing at memes on Instagram, or “networking” on LinkedIn (#surejan), that’s where you’ll find your audience. And if your business isn’t there? Well, it’s like throwing a party but forgetting to invite anyone.

Here’s why social media marketing is the holy grail for your business (and no, this isn’t just hype):

🎯 Brand Awareness = Visibility = Your Business on the Map

Billions of users are out there liking, commenting, and sharing every day. If you’re creating content that pops—think videos, reels, cute graphics—you’re already winning. People start seeing you so much that they go, “Oh hey, I know this brand!” That’s called brand awareness, and trust me, it’s golden.

💬 Conversations > One-Way Ads

Back in the day, businesses would slap their names on billboards and cross their fingers. Now? You can chat with people in real time. Respond to comments, join trending hashtags, or slide into DMs (professionally, of course). Your audience feels heard, and building that connection? It’s priceless.

💸 Affordable with a Capital A

Running a business is expensive. Social media? Not so much. Setting up accounts = free. Running ads? Way cheaper than TV or print (and also… do people even watch live TV?). Plus, you can target specific groups—like cat lovers who live in Seattle and drink oat milk (seriously)—so you’re paying to reach the right people.

🌎 Small Biz, Big Audience

Social media gives you access to a global audience. Want to sell your handmade earrings to someone in Italy? Or maybe share your blog with readers in Australia? Easy peasy. Your reach is practically endless.

📈 Traffic = $$$

Every Instagram post or Facebook ad you drop can have a link to your website. One click = one potential sale. And if you’re clever about it (hello, eye-catching CTAs), it’s a direct pipeline to more business.

🛠️ Insights That Are Basically Cheat Codes

The data you get from social media? Chef’s kiss. You can see what content is working, who’s clicking on your stuff, and even what time your audience is online. It’s like having a crystal ball for your marketing strategy.

😂 User-Generated Content Is Your BFF

When someone shares a pic of your product or gives you a shoutout, they’re doing your marketing for you. For FREE. It’s basically word-of-mouth in the digital age, and it’s way more convincing than anything you can say about yourself.

Final Thoughts (aka, the TL;DR):

If social media isn’t part of your strategy yet, you’re seriously missing out. It’s not about being perfect—it’s about showing up, making connections, and having fun with it. Post those memes, share behind-the-scenes snaps, and remind people why your brand is awesome.

And if all else fails, use #relatablecontent or throw a puppy photo in there. Works every time. 🐶✨

#SocialMediaGoals #BrandBuilding #MarketingMagic

[hobo-rg]

I don't think we have interacted before and I want to apologize for jumping to surejan.

The point I was trying to make, clumsily, was not "don't mess around with kitchen chemistry at all it's dangerous" but rather "TATP is well known to be explosive; people have in the past blown themselves up real good with it, usually while trying to make bombs; and therefore I don't think it's the urban myth the mythbusters confirmed but refuse to talk about."

That said, I am genuinely surprised you can keep TATP under your sink safely. If you look online for recipes the first several hits are people crabbily refusing to provide one because they think it's too dangerous. Can I ask what precautions you take?

what kind of homeland security threat did the mythbusters accidentally discover????

[artfuldrawer]

Just over 48 years ago on December 11, 1971, what became one of the grooviest, most beloved and most replayed episodes of #TheBradyBunch first aired on ABC. That episode was titled “Getting Davy Jones” and it guest starred the incomparable @davyjones who performed his hit song “Girl” and famously accompanied Marcia to her school dance. In honor of #WBW and the upcoming @davyjonestribute we’ve just announced, here’s my drawing of Davy and “Marcia, Marcia, Marcia” originally drawn for the Brady Bunch Convention in 2014. Stay tuned for exciting updates on Davy’s tribute that are soon to follow and stay groovy, luvvies! ✌️🎤 💕 ⋆ ⋆ ⋆ ⋆ ⋆ ⋆ #BradyBunch #TheBradyBunchMovie #GettingDavyJones #MaureenMcCormick #MarciaMarciaMarcia #SureJan #MarciaBrady #DavidThomasJones #1970s #1970sfashion #1971 #ClassicTV #ClassicTelevision #StarSpangledGirl #TheMonkees #themonkeestvshow #ArtfulDrawer #PlanetJennifer (at Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B6PvALihrzL/?igshid=12t66ow9cdorl

[queen-mabs-revenge]

literally have no fucking patience for that shit psyop this russian bot that i'm gonna report you for election interference if you don't vote for the most leftist president ever of all time ok surejan because the last two decades of usa politics hasn't been a flashing fucking neon sign that both parties have been working hand in hand to kill us and our international siblings grow the fuck up

[sirenknights]

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We've got some #poltergeist shenanigans happening up in here... 😱😱😱👻👻💀💀 #haunted #surejan #timeforanewclock (at Three's Company: Penthouse) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1AhmujgrLK/?igshid=17guuws0nfuwh

[famouswolfkoala-blog]

Tf? #surejan #foryou #swag #cashmoney #yuh

[rockstarnate]

I made another meme... yeah, I know it’s shit but you gotta start somewhere, right?! 🤷🏻‍♂️ Sure Jan 😒 (let me know if I should make more in the future) #gemini #geminisass #geminimemes #astrologymemes #thankyounextbitch #surejan https://www.instagram.com/p/BtOZpd5nHw9/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=8afvpcc88cas

[ris4awesome]

To my Stoopid Chula, the things you say & do to have me pissing in my pants dying of laughter, i appreciate you like flies on shit. youre a goober head & I love you. Happy birthday Stoopid hooker. #SureJan #TattooDay #DisneyBuddy #OliveGardenFatAsses #FuckThePainAway #Carol #LitLikeAStamp #SmokeyBitch #NoEarsAssBitch #YouDoIt #SuckMyAss #OlafMonie #YesGreg #ComeBackWhenYourePregnant #GeorgeGlass #MovieReferences #HappyBirthdayHooker https://www.instagram.com/p/BrT3K1kBnuyHkbPv8ZZYVfkApljs0CAf7cSEVI0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=l3z0qqlohjor

[elvirahancock]

When someone tells me they’re doing the Whole30.

[formerlyroyal]

I’m a natural beauty. 

It’s the racist haters that make look like a 60 year old bar hag.

[fweecarter]

It’s my birthday and decided to do one of those shattered #cosplay of myself! I’ve done so many from #surejan to #cardcaptorsylveon even some #oprah and #steveurkel I also did pikachu and Olivia Pope but ran out of space! #sailormoon #sailorrangers #sailorpopidols #hungergames #katnisseverdeen #darkpit #kidicarus #carmensandiego #storm #xmen #myheroacademia #jemandtheholograms #pokemon #emolga #sylveon #msmarvel #instagood #marciabrady #nerd #geek #nintendo https://www.instagram.com/p/BqaT4mSHbsP/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=r3u4bpppvs3o