#sure damien has crippling napoleon-related PTSD

[mermaidsirennikita]

What makes Lord of Ice so fun thus far is that the hero was introduced as the responsible twin in his brother's (bonkers, highly enjoyable) book, only for the last-minute reveal that he actually has crippling PTSD and did some Very Bad Things while fighting Napoleon (Napoleon is SOOOOOOO bad for the collective mental health of Foley heroes, who are always a few fries short of a Happy Meal to begin with)

and he begins again like "FRESH START! Sure, I had a mental breakdown in front of my twin's new wife and thought I was at the Battle of Waterloo or something, but now I'm just gonna chill in my tent and talk to nobody for the rest of my life and it'll be FINE"

except he inherited bestie's niece and thought she was gonna be a little girl when in fact she's a grown (young... age gap is gonna age gap) woman and they Did Stuff before either one knew about the guardian/ward relationship

so now he's alternately having, again, crippling PTSD OR stumbling into this lady in her pigtails (because of course she wears her hair in pigtails) and going "WOW. I AM SOOOOOOOO COOKED LMAO. FML. BACK TO THE WOODS I GO"

while his twin, who it must be said ran a fake cult for YEARS as a part of his "mission" is now the responsible one like "I just think you need a mature relationship bro" when, to be very fair, he was screaming crying throwing up over his wife leaving him on read two weeks ago