#superninja

[laselvadeleones]

La Selva de Leones, XVII. Los Forasteros del Tiempo, con los Superninjas. (7 a 13 años)

La Selva de Leones, XVII. Los Forasteros del Tiempo, con los Superninjas. (7 a 13 años)

El león Leónidas se ha leído casi todos los libros de esta serie y nos quiere contar el episodio número 10, cuya trama transcurre en 1651 en Japón y empieza con un blíster de Paracetamol. También nos pone al día sobre los siete miembros del equipo que acompañan a Sebas… y su misterioso factor H, ¡No os lo perdáis! Portada de ‘La aventura de los balbuena con los superninjas”, de Roberto Santiago.

[whetstonefires]

I was really enjoying the recent 'Amanda Waller vs the Entire DCU' Justice League storyline, because Waller is one of my favorites and this story just kind of pulled out all the stops on her.

Sad her Brainiac Queen Oracle-bot 'daughter' didn't get a longer run; kind of like Slade Wilson the fact that Waller is a middle-aged parent who has not done any actual parenting for a long time informs her character in fun ways imo, so the superbot calling her 'mother' was great. Waller is so much fun, and very like with Lex Luthor it's always a delicate balance between letting her be cool and letting her eat absolute scenery. (Before inevitably eating floor.)

Her premise is very much like. What if Batman was just some guy, where 'guy' is gender neutral, and the terms are set that by 'just some guy' we don't mean sane and normal, we mean not in a position to become a fulltime superninja.

Her chosen weapon instead is bureaucracy.

Her backstory, which as far as I know is still current, is she was a normal middle-class citizen whose husband and one of her kids went out one evening and got shot to death in a Random Gun Crime.

To which she responded by going back to school, getting a doctorate in Political Science, and seeking employment with the federal government. Because this trauma led her to crave access to power.

(Because she spends so much time mixed up in questionable scientific research etc you'd think her 'Doctor Waller' was because she's in STEM, but no. Polisci.)

Also more like a normal person and less like Batman, she is not particularly hung up on protecting other people from suffering the way she did, except on the most abstract level where if the world is reordered to her schema, this will stop the Bad Things.

I love this. I love how much of a brass-bound bitch she is. How impossible she is to intimidate or convince to look 'up' to anyone ever. Every time we get to see Waller up against some objectively more powerful baddie and she cleans their clock or just ruins their day I am hooting and hollering. She's fantastic.

But. Just like with Lex Luthor, it is very important that she also sucks. She's selfish. She overreaches herself. Her plans get the people who trust her killed; she cannot resist taking advantage of her position for personal advancement--never anything as trite as embezzlement, either, it's always about power.

She has taken the Suicide Squad down with her so many times and yet she keeps getting appointed to head it up again because she Has Experience (and other people who try to do the job tend to rapidly get eaten by a sharkman or whatever), which is not exactly realistic but it's an exaggerated parody of how management positions do tend to work, so it feels believable.

She has so much contempt for supervillains, and yet whenever it comes down to the punch she falls into the lure of that same megalomania, and then things blow up in her face.

Is there something distinctly Problematic about the character whose destiny is to be repeatedly destroyed by her own hubris in seeking access to specifically institutional power a black woman? Little bit, yeah. But it also works so fucking well specifically because her lack of perspective about when she's gone too far becomes so much more sympathetic, when you know just from looking at her how many bullshit barriers she had to burst through to get where she is.

Anyway I always get excited when she's in things.

[violetsystems]

The guy who published the Korea Times died. I had to reread the article but it turns out he was a lifelong cubs fan. I'm not that into baseball but my grandparents used to sit on Sundays in a lazy chair and listen to them on the radio while I watched Chinese Superninjas on Samurai Sunday. People are micro signaling with garbage and left a coffee house sticker outside on the ground for me to pick up with the trash this morning. I entertained the idea that this was a job offer so I went to their shitty Wordpress site to look at careers. All I saw was in their community tab was the Chicago white sox. To understand Chicago as horrifically sectarian and tribal is an understatement. But it felt like some Han inspired spirit world fist bump that I knew the intention was just south side shenanigans instead of actual communication. Since everybody is on cocaine out here in this town I've come up with a theory. People get so coked out that they think they are communicating with you telepathically through garbage. It's something about people who would never normally be social without drugs. I'm a pretty upfront person after all this. I'm also dead sober. I live in the present and I try to react as genuinely as possible to everything. And that's maybe why it doesn't come off forced. When you are hanging outside my mailbox at night like a ghoul or a body snatcher trying to intimidate me with some secret hidden message I just think you need rehab. And honestly anyone these days acting like their life is so together enough to bully and cause harm to people they know too much about without asking are obviously overdoing it. Coke out here makes normal people with barely creative ideas seem like they're the center of the universe. And that center is a burning trash pile of dumb jokes, abusive behavior and low standards. I already know my life is fucked. I couldn't imagine adding alcohol, drugs or anything else to that. I'd be fucking dead. Everyone else's excuse out here? I don't really know. All I know is hitting the wall for me is predictable. And I've planned for plan a, plan b through place x, y and z by now. When you cross the line with me to a point where I'm fairly sure you are going to end up in jail rather than in debt? I can't stop you. It's just painful to understand that judging my own progress against a bunch of cokeheads is just asking for more mental abuse. I'd rather just send out my resume.

[lakanakana]

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Sorry bro ku en saanu tätä lähetettyä haha

🗣 - do you even listen to this song or does it just live in your music library?

I think I listen to this so often it's legit carved into my brain fsdgdghjfdkjhg

⭐️ - what are two songs you like that are similar to this one?

ohhhh this one is actually quite hard since I can't name any that actually sound like it but uhhh let's go with

another self improvement song with sillay lyrics: Susumu Hirasawa - Snow Blind

similar narrative - dude realizes shit has gone south in his life and finds a way out: Living in a Box - Living in a Box

also as an extra my bf thinks this is similar to the super mario world overworld theme

🎶 - make a 5 song playlist with this song

kitchy workout song list or like a list with sports as a theme because I have no idea what it takes for something to be a workout song

this song - the realization, having all the will to start but not quite the idea wtf you're doing

Saint Pepsi - Pineapple Juniots (MACROSS 82-99 remix) - still no idea, but we're fucking working on it!!!!

Riku Avanto - Superninja (Naruto AMV) - envisioning our goal

Skylar Spence - Practice - just fucking around at this point not getting any results

Grandiosa Pizzaperjantai - enlightenment: being just a regular mall ninja is the way to your true self

⏰ - when’s the last time you listened to this song

within the last week I think :D not counting a thousand times while making this post

ask game post

[atelie-pdg]

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[naturalbornthriller]

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[verdantmoontruther]

question to nart fans

whose lineage do you think it would have been more important to carry on, for political/military reasons - tenzou’s or kakashi’s?

cos kakashi is like the superninja yk he’s a VIP yk, and on top of that he is the last of his clan line with some absolutely monstrous abilities that would probably be really beneficial to the village. but on the other hand... tenzou is, as far as we know, the last quasi-senju (apart from tsunade, but she’s not having any biological children, now, is she). the mokuton needs to have a chance to carry on, and im guessing there would be political reasons for having a senju in konoha.

so, gun to your head, if you had to pick one whose lineage would be most beneficial for the village - tenzou or kakashi

[frankknizza]

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[thegirlwithwngs]

A court of thorns and roses, chapter 9 & 10, from the faes and fairies at the spring court point of view :

Tamlin: "ok, this human knows nothing about our kind. We could explain everything to her, but since I'm a huge dick head who likes to keep my woman dumb, vulnerable, and dependent on me, we're not going to do that. We'll just glamour the entire estate so she'll think no one's here. "

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Alice: "I had a rough day at work. I'm on human duty and the thing tried to catch me with curtains."

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Servants: *probably taking selfies with Feyre without her even knowing.*

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Tamlin being warned by servers that he might want to offer her a tour because she's been staring at a painting for ever.

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Lucien : "does she really think we don't know she took one of our knives? What is she even going to do with it?"

Tamlin: "sssh, let her imagine she is in control"

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Alice: "I told the girl to keep her wits about her when she's on the ground. Hopefully it will keep her out of trouble with the faeries we couldn't glamour."

Feyre as soon as she sees her father on the grounds who couldn't possibly be there: "I'll throw my wits out the window and sneak across the terrain like a superninja"

Literally every servant in the estate : *eating popcorn and seeing what this stupid human is up to now. "

[astar4011]

Birds of Prey is going to suck. We deserve a movie with Cass as mute superninja Batman teaming up with the other heir to the cowl, Terry McGinnis the snarky Batman from the future

Give us Cass/Terry stuff DC. You fucking cowards

[zombiebad]

Think i know what I want for xmas. #tmnt #turtlexmas #superninja #xmas #bootlegtmnt #cowabunga https://www.instagram.com/p/Bqsh9IUn7Bz/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=9zfhsr0li73j

[atelie-pdg]

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[toy203]

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[lumber]

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