#superm memes

[pick-a-funny-name]

Gosh I'm having a full on brain rot

MARK LEE

That guy...he drives me insane...he is perfect

Literally perfect...

No cuz I'll actually start sobbing if i see another fluff fanfics abt mark

LOOK AT HIM

oh.my.god

[alphauproxy]

kept thinking of that one Snapcube quote while drawing this

"Is that.... HATSUNE MIKU"

me fr every time I see rens fine old ass

[emeraldbabygirl]

Have not watched every nct mv yet but convinced already that they’re just a group, a rather large group, who do silly dances and make goofy ah music. I’m not hating them Idk how anyone could genuinely hate them cause they so silly I laugh watching their mvs cause I don’t expect what’s happening and there’s so much in every video, the goofy opening choreo for favorite and the TikTok meme, they all sleep like bottoms, there’s the silly flute in sticker and the cowboy core with all the lights and Vegas and they drink hot sauce and the hippie vibes and it’s just gay and campy and cunty and extra and goofy and fun music, the weird English lyrics, the odd sounding instrumentals, like I’m not sure if I genuinely like any nct songs or unit songs as in I think they are really good but they can be catchy and are def fun to listen too, the opening to kick it and the chorus in kick back, love talk is so nasty and funny and I also think it’s hilarious that the entire group vapes. Idk like I know idols smoke but there’s like so many members and the fact that they all collectively vape they all share the same braincell and it’s so funny to me idk why and the remixes and all the Bollywood memes and the comments are hilarious it’s like going down a rabbit hole it’s fun and boujee and they do all different concepts and genres and silly like dances and all kinds of stuff it’s fun I think it’s cute.

[ihavetoomanyfandomstobesane]

me: trying to sleep

my godforsaken brain: cUZ WHEN WE JUMPIN AND POPPIN WE JOPPIN ‼️‼️‼️

me: FUCK OFFFFFFF NOT RIGHT NOW GOD DAMMIT

[kangseluigi]

Whatever. I don't even care yeogin uril taeul stage left to the right, we gon' make it, make it bang

[so-sobirdsong]

One of the major kpop companies (SM Entertainment) made a new group composed of the most talented idols in the company. Absolutely massive names, imagine Drake, Lil Nas X, Ed Sheeran, Harry Styles etc. all in one group, right? What did the company name them?

SuperM.

Did not take fans long to notice it's one letter off from being SperM. In the time it took for the company to give the fans an official name, we just started calling each other Spermies. We have an official name now but it sucks so a lot of people just use Spermies unironically and I think that's beautiful.

I feel like inventing stupid names for fans of a TV show is becoming a lost art. Apparently (according to TV Tropes anyway) back in 2008 when Bonekickers was still airing, fans of it called themselves Boners. Wtf that rules. Why don't we do this anymore.

[p1aylist]

i constantly forget superm was not a meme / collective hallucination and every time i'm listening to baekhyun and then mark comes in i'm bamboozeled. bamboozled. bamboo..z..eld. fuck

[toxicrevolver]

K-Pop recap of the year!

Tagged by @serendipminie thanks for the tag!!!

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Groups you started stanning: literally every group I now stan. I only knew BTS and OnlyOneOf at the end of 2022. So the answer is yes.

New ult biases?: Suga (BTS), Leedo (Oneus), Choi In (E’last), O.de (Xdinary Heroes), Taeyong, Ten, Xiaojun, Yuta (NCT) (I just figured out ult biases these past few month. I am slow. The list is probs gonna expand. More NCT members will be added probably. I have no self control) I FORGOT S.COUPS AND WOOZI (Seventeen). IM TERRIBLE

Idol(s) who got the most of your simping: HAN (SKZ). IDK WHAT HAPPENED THERE. ALSO CHOI IN (E’last). the rest of the ult list. SO MANY DIFFERENT MEMBERS OF NCT. MOSTLY WAYV. LATELY MARK (NCT). FOR SOME FUCKIN REASON

Most streamed group(s): NCT (yes all of the sub units), Seventeen, ATEEZ, Stray Kids

Most streamed soloist(s)?: Taemin (of SHINee) and Taeyong (of NCT) THEY WERE SOLO ALBUMS/MUSIC SO IT COUNTS WAIT I FORGOT DRP IAN TOO. I LIKE HIM.

Top K-Pop song(s) of this year (opinion or streaming, you choose): Alley Oop, Kangaroo, The Bat (NCT U), Hot & Don Quixote (Seventeen), BOUNCY (Ateez) HAD ME IN A CHOKEHOLD AND NOW MATZ DOES. ALSO JOPPING (SuperM) FOR SOME FUCKIN REASON FOR LIKE A MONTH STRAIGHT. Honorable mentions - Paint Me Naked & New Heroes (Ten of NCT/WayV), Koong (Xikers), Simulation (Oneus)

Top debut this year: Xikers & BoyNextDoor (yes I’m picking two. They’re my kids I can’t pick favourites)

Choreographies you learned: *insert Highschool musical “I don’t dance” meme*

Albums/merchandise you bought: so many albums. Like so many. And a shit ton of lomo photocards.

New K-Pop mutuals you made: SO MANY. Such as you! But also so many others!! (A large majority of them are about to be tagged. Idc if we don’t talk. You’re still a kpop moot)

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Tagging (no pressure): @odeblr @faceglitchsworld @rainknow @accal1a @pisces-of-peaces @atinystraykid @we-survive-endlessly @haahka @smushedmuffin @here4theheartbreak @papangphromphiriya

[guzhufuren]

Hi I know nothing about k-pop and I've been so confused for so long can you PLS explain to me wtf jopping is and where it came from

[SMTOWN]. (2019, October 4). SuperM 슈퍼엠 ‘Jopping’ MV [Video]. YouTube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAnK1y7qjuE

SuperM. Lyrics to “Jopping.” Genius, 2019, https://genius.com/Genius-english-translations-superm-jopping-english-translation-lyrics

tumblr user guzhu-furen. Meme “Jopping”. Adobe Photoshop, 2023.

[feydpauls]

fic stats meme

Tagged by the loml @seamayweed <3

rules: give us the links to your fic with the most hits, second most kudos, third most comments, fourth most bookmarks, fifth most words, and fic with the least words.

most hits: speeding through all of these red lights (kp, rated E) - this is also my longest fic so it's understandable it has so many hits

second most kudos: breakfast can wait (liankuea, rated E) - idek why this one is so popular lol

third most comments: mirrored hearts (kp, rated E)

fourth most bookmarked: ultraviolence (vp, rated E)

fifth most words: down for three (lukaimark, rated E, 27k) - lol my superm cheerleading au from my kpop rpf days... i didn't want to include my kpop fics here but oh well, i still love this one ngl

least words: a little closer (showho, 664w)

i don't think i have any writer friends here on tumblr besides sea, so i'm tagging any mutuals who write and want to do it.

[qcomicsy]

I can see a gothamite taking a picture of this as a meme and he goes "Lmao did superm just plowed the outdoor too???"

Bruce forwarding Wayne Enterprises advertisement emails to Tim for him to deal with only to realise too late he's actually been sending them to Jason.

He only finds out as he's driving down town and sees a giant billboard reading 'Wayne Enterprises. Our CEO is getting plowed by Superman. Can you say the same for yours?'

Suprisingly, the share price goes up.

[we-survive-endlessly]

SuperM - The 1st Mini Album?

Oooh such a good mini album omg

1) Jopping (a timeless meme queen and I love her)

2) Super Car

3) I Can’t Stand The Rain

4) No Manners

5) 2 Fast

[winkeuu]

[incorrect-sm-ent]

[sugar-petals]

i still can’t believe super m debuted with the invention of jumping and popping and then went on military hiatus with a laundromat mv. at this point we probably hallucinated them collectively

[serenehwa]

me and my friends walking around target dissociating while buying kpop albums